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Vol 3 Chapter 70: Concubines and dogs are not allowed inside

Thor and Yan Fangran got married, and the two also released their previous suspicions, but the newlywed Yan Er was in love and lived in a separate courtyard. Thor still had more than ten days of marriage leave, but he was extremely powerful.

Their small courtyard was also designed by Xia Jinhua himself. When it was designed, it was made according to the standard of a suite, with a separate kitchen and bathroom.

Everyone felt that after Thor got married, his whole person changed greatly. He used to have a very weak sense of existence. Even though he often felt that he had a good face and mouth, he should have a bright future. .

Since Thor stood out and joined Xia Jinhua's Beautiful Boys Rangers, Thor's confidence exploded, and he felt that the value of his life was finally discovered.

Later, a series of events gave him a great opportunity to exercise, and gradually grew from a small guard to a wise and scheming coach of the Imperial Guard, whose prestige in the team was comparable to that of Iron Man.

Iron Man's leadership is in jeopardy...

Sikong Jue would occasionally enter the palace to go on duty, but most of the time he stayed in the mansion. Whenever he entered the palace, the guards would definitely follow him. If he didn't enter the palace, the guards would naturally follow him in the mansion. superior.

But Thor is different. He is now a Tiju, and he has to go to the palace every day as an errand. He is not as casual as Sikong Jue, but he is very diligent.

If they were in the dining hall of the Imperial Palace Imperial Army, they would still sit at a table to eat.

Every time everyone was eating a big pot of rice that was tasteless, Sikong Jue always brought out his love lunch with a coquettish coquettishness. Every day, it was almost no double yang, and it was so blinding.

But Sikong Jue didn't know it. He automatically blocked everyone's eager eyes and was happy to eat alone. Xia Jinhua's cooking skills are not very good. Maybe it's for business. Before she launches new dishes, she always has to try it herself. After a while, I dared to send it to the restaurant. I went back and forth, and I was good at cooking, especially after getting married, I was at home all day, and I studied cooking when I had nothing to do. Sikong Jue’s bowl has always been a place that everyone envied. When I see a new dish, I guarantee that within a few days, the Qianjia Restaurant will have to launch it at a high price.

Everyone just wanted to hold their heads and run away in tears - they could go to the hall, go to the kitchen, beat hooligans, and kill chaos.

It's no wonder that Yan Li is going to take great pains to destroy their harmonious marriage. Anyone who sees such a good daughter-in-law will be jealous!

But now, when Sikongjue brought out his loving lunch, Thor also smiled and brought out his potluck from home.

Whenever Thor brought out his copycat version of "Love Lunch", everyone had to go through a bone-chilling look.

As soon as Thor's lunch box appeared, there was a strange smell in the cafeteria.

Probing to look, I was immediately scared to pee. I saw a dark and sticky mess of unknown objects in the lunch box. Every time there was something beyond human imagination, but Thor was eating happily, no matter what, it was also Made by my daughter-in-law!

Everyone watched Thor eating, as if he was eating a piece of shit, and he was still eating with relish. He suddenly felt nauseated, and hurriedly turned his attention to Sikongjue's lunch box, and while he had not finished eating, he glanced at the colorful delicacies. , otherwise, this meal can't be eaten!

Inside the General's Mansion, there are often rumors that the kitchen has been blown up and the woodshed has been burned.

Xia Jinhua looked for someone to repair the kitchen for Yan Fang to dye it every three days. Yan Fang dyed it so well that it might be enough for a female bodyguard, but she really couldn't do anything about the kitchen.

Xia Jinhua was annoyed. The last time, when Yan Fangran's kitchen was set on fire by herself, she didn't care anymore and walked away. Unexpectedly, Yan Fangran slipped into her kitchen, fiddled for a while, and blew another one. kitchen.

It's really maddening!

Xia Jinhua couldn't, so she repaired the kitchen and let Yan Fangran go to help her, and teach her how to cook by the way. Only then did her cooking skills improve.

Thor also had an identity, and became the first among the guards to get ahead.

Well said, they are royal guards, but above the household registration, they are all slaves, except for the gourd baby after a hero.

Huluwa is undoubtedly the luckiest one. She has at least a household registration, and Yan Li has personally promised that when she is older, she will be allowed to go out of the palace and find a lover to marry.

The gourd baby is not too young now, it's time to get married, Xia Jinhua is also paying attention, looking for someone who is happy for this loyal orphan.

After paying attention for a long time, I also found a few brothers who are suitable for the gourd baby. You can ask the Qian family for the family character. After Xia Jinhua went through layers of screening, he chose a few brothers and gourds who were both good looking. baby see.

When Xia Jinhua solemnly told Huluwa about this matter, Huluwa's head was full of black lines. Is this county owner really addicted to being a matchmaker?

But seeing Xia Jinhua's thick stack of documents, all of which were from various sons and brothers she investigated, Huluwa was embarrassed to brush her off, she had no intention of getting married, so she could only say: "I have a sweetheart. , the county owner doesn't have to work in vain, I don't want to marry him."

Hearing this, Xia Jinhua's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "Whose son?"

The gourd baby's eyebrows drooped, and the voice was low, and said: "The county owner does not need to ask, he is no longer there, so I-"

Yes, that person is gone, forever.

Xia Jinhua also sighed, "I also know who you are thinking about."

She had already guessed what Huluwa was thinking, and what Huluwa was thinking was probably the North Pole.

Unfortunately, the North Pole is gone.

She also sighed sadly: "You've been with me for so many years, it's time to get married."

Huluwa does have a favorable impression of the North Pole, but in fact it is not too favorable. When she said it at this time, she just wanted to block Xia Jinhua's mouth and save her from being busy every day. unwilling to marry."

She was unintentional, but Xia Jinhua was very worried, and she had to find a gourd baby no matter what.

So, the next day, she brought the dressed up Antarctic to Huluwa and asked her to 'claim' it.

The gourd baby was so angry that she threw her sleeves away, ignoring Xia Jinhua for a few days.

Antarctica was very innocent, and looked at Xia Jinhua aggrievedly.

Xia Jinhua looked at the gourd baby and let out a long sigh...

Since matching Thor and Yan Fangran, Xia Jinhua seems to think that the matchmaker is a good thing, and he still has a sense of achievement in his heart. A pair of eyes are staring everywhere in the mansion. A lot of matches were made, but when I looked back, only Iron Man was left with the 'Beautiful Boys' that she carefully selected.

King Zhennan and the princess really loved this concubine so much that they blackmailed Xia Jinhua with a large number of dowry gifts, and turned around and sent them double as they were.

All of a sudden, Xia Jinhua's money turned around and turned into the private house of the Thor couple. Xia Jinhua was extremely depressed.

It is worth mentioning that when there was chaos in the camp, An Xiangye wanted to make trouble. King Zhennan was not there, Yan Luo was missing, and Yan Ming was in Beijing. It was Yan Fangran who took the token of King Zhennan and ordered the forbidden army to stabilize. She survived the situation. At that time, she was having a miscarriage, and her body was really empty, but she still managed to complete the task given by King Zhennan and temporarily presided over the overall situation.

The princess mentioned it to King Zhennan, and King Zhennan wrote a letter to Yan Li, asking for Yan Fangran to be appointed as a county lord. Although he is not as good as Xia Jinhua, he has a fief and a salary, but he is a county lord after all.

As a result, Thor, like Sikong Jue, became the 'special mount for the county owner'—the county horse!

Thor ascended to the sky in one step, and everyone looked at it with all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred. How could such a good thing not fall on him?

Yan Fangran is married and becomes a wife, but she is very diligent. Every day when she has nothing to do, she comes to Xia Jinhua's place to learn housekeeping, learn to knit sweaters, learn to exercise, and learn to make pig head steamed eggs.

Xia Jinhua is kind, he takes her along with everything he does, and gives her a copy of the collector's edition of the little yellow book under the pillow, so that she can go back to Haosheng for research.

When Xia Jinhua saw that their husband and wife were like glue, he suddenly felt that he had done a lot of credit, and a strong sense of accomplishment spread in his heart - it was a good feeling to be a matchmaker!

There is also the second aunt of the Xia Mansion, Meng Shi, who has this idea.

In the past few days, Mrs. Meng has searched for various excuses to drill into the general's mansion, and every time she comes, she has to bring one or two beautiful maids.

Every time Mrs Meng left, Xia Jinhua always cursed fiercely in her heart—Auntie, your beautiful maid is gone!

But Meng Shi was her parents' senior, so she could not come forward to refute her intention to help her husband take a concubine. That was the 'job job' of a first wife, although every time she always 'dropped' Meng Shi's unintentional beauty. Girl, send it to the pigsty, but it won't be a problem if it goes on like this!

Seriously, her man is a pig!

We must find a way to block those peach blossoms that came to our door!

Under the candlelight, there were heavy shadows, and a halo of light shrouded this small cozy bedroom. Xia Jinhua's little day came, and Sikong Jue stopped paying public food. The couple's night entertainment activities were temporarily suspended for a few days. He hugged Xia Jinhua lovingly and saw that Xia Jinhua was sitting in his arms with a so-called 'calendar' she made by herself.

"These days are my period, so I can't 'smack'", Xia Jinhua used a red pen very seriously and drew a few circles on the calendar, "These days are safe periods, so I can 'smack', but It’s useless to slap it; these days, it’s ovulation period, slam it hard!”

"Mmmmmm," Sikong Jue nodded without looking at the calendar, anyway, when he had the chance, he would definitely 'pop' and make up for the ones that weren't on the previous years!

On the calendar, Xia Jinhua calculated his safe period, ovulation period, menstrual period, etc., and drew circles and lines on key days, and hung them on the wall to remind Sikong Jue at any time.

When she saw that Sikongjue was only looking at her, not looking at the calendar she worked so hard to draw, she said angrily: "During the safe period, take a little 'smack', save the amount, and evenly distribute it until the ovulation period, do you hear me!"

"I heard it, I heard it!" Sikong Jue returned twice, wrapped his arms around Xia Jinhua's waist, and stroked his flat stomach.

Xia Jinhua sat at the desk again, and wrote down the dietary taboos again. The writing was comprehensive and detailed. Sikong Jue saw the charcoal pen flying and Xia Jinhua's small mouth opening and closing. She kissed those two red lips and tasted it with relish.

"I'm on business with you, I'll interrupt!" Xia Jinhua muttered, wiping the saliva from her lips.

Sikong Jue was honest for a moment, he hugged Xia Jinhua tightly, and when he saw the fluffy ball rolling around on the table, he felt it was an eyesore and disturbed their world, so he flicked his fingers away.

'Aw! ’

San Gouzi let out an extremely angry scream, rolled off the desk, rolled around a few times, stood up, pointed at Sikong Jue and cursed.

Heartless second child, you forgot who never left you when you were in trouble! Who gave up their lives to rescue soldiers, and who endured humiliation and burden to frame Brother Lin Zhao for you?

See color forget righteousness! With a daughter-in-law, I forget my brother!

Better than beasts!

Let it scold, Xia Jinhua doesn't understand anyway, and Sikong Jue ignores it.

Xia Jinhua finished the calendar and everything, so he clipped it to the desk with a clip, reminding himself all the time.

"You have to learn from Thor, you see how powerful Thor is, you can get hit with a snap! It's just a pity, alas—"

Xia Jinhua didn't mention Thor, but when he mentioned Thor, Sikong Jue's face was full of black lines!

He dared to guarantee that if Xia Jinhua hadn't taken that contraceptive pill, he would have been hit long ago!

But there is no if in the world, Sikong Jue just wants to be a father as soon as possible, no matter what, he has to get ahead of Thor!

Wugouzi's little wolf cubs were running around under their feet again, rubbing against Xia Jinhua's feet. Xia Jinhua was delighted and carried a little wolf cub to the desk to tease.

Nowadays, Xia Jinhua's motherhood is rampant, and she likes these little animals the most.

She also wore the wolf ears she made to coax the little wolf cub.

No matter what Xia Jinhua did, Sikong Jue thought it was incomparably cute, so he simply put his head between her neck, smelling the familiar scent that belonged to his wife, and enjoying it.

Now, no matter how turbulent the court is, when he returns home, his heart is as peaceful as ever, as if this is his harbor, his whole world.

Reminds me of the first emperor of Wu'ang, what his father once said, men can love beautiful women, but they must not indulge in beauty, gentle township, hero mound, drunk on beautiful women's knees, it is good, but it is good to wake up and control the world. A man's business!

But now, after recalling the words of the late emperor, Sikong Jue couldn't help laughing. Of course, the late emperor gained the world and possessed incomparable power, but has he ever been happy?

Power is good, but the more you gain, the more you lose. Thinking back to the past, how many days and nights, he dreamed that he was killed by the prince's sword, and woke up in shock. There is an incomparable vigilance, it seems that there is no trustworthy person in this world at all, and everyone is thinking of taking his life and taking his position.

He didn't dare to use the water and food brought by the people around him. He even felt that every inch of the air surrounding him was like an invisible monster with its teeth and claws. When would it kill him? go with.

Xia Jinhua said that this is the 'persecution paranoia' developed after being assassinated for a long time!

This is a disease that needs to be cured.

Fortunately, he met Xia Jinhua, the medicine of this life, and cured him.

Suddenly, he whispered in Xia Jinhua's ear: "Madam, have you ever thought that being a husband is useless?"

"Who said you were useless!" Xia Jinhua turned back and glared at him: "Who dares to say that my man is useless, I will go to Qian's house to cut off his whole family toilet paper!"

"Hahaha-"

Sikong Jue smiled heartily. Before the toilet paper, people used bamboo sticks. Only the rich people used rice paper, but the rice paper was still far worse than the toilet paper. When the toilet paper came out, who would compete with each other? , If the toilet paper is broken, it is really cruel!

Such a bad idea, really only my wife can come up with it!

Facts have proved that Xia Jinhua can not only think about it, but also do it!

Xia Jinhua, a circle of celebrities and ladies in the capital, didn't want to join, never interacted with them, never replied to the posts sent to the door, and often some relatives who couldn't reach the door often came to the door, but also perfunctory, and directly drove out of the house.

Today's Sikong Jue is a celebrity in front of the emperor. He has made great contributions, and everyone is watching closely. People often come to the door, saying that he is grateful for the life-saving grace in the general's paddock, and by the way, he brings his beautiful daughter.

For this kind of person, Xia Jinhua was tired of receiving it, and sent it out directly.

Over time, the news of General Yan Jue's fear spread throughout the capital.

Xia Jinhua doesn't go out, but all kinds of news can be passed to the general's mansion like water. For no reason, she has money.

It's fun to listen to the gossip of the famous Beijing family.

The rumors that the general was afraid of had really reached her ears, and Xia Jinhua heard it, lifted her skirt, and went to Qian's house angrily.

I took a list in front of Qian Zhaolin - these people come to buy toilet paper, and they will not sell it!

On the list, all of them are the most vicious people who chew their tongues behind their backs!

The Qian family really didn't sell it, and no one could offend this God of Wealth.

Among the Three Kingdoms, the toilet paper of the Qian family is famous. There are secret recipes. Others cannot copy it. Even if it is reluctantly copied, the quality is too poor. The family supplies toilet paper, but the mistresses of those families were annoyed. They gathered together and ran to the Qian family to seek explanations, but the Qian family would not sell them anyway, and they were angry with them.

Although Xia Jinhua is a housewife, her career has not fallen off. She still has her studio in Fuzhong, and she concentrates on tossing new things that are not available in this era.

On this day, when Sikong Jue returned to the mansion, he heard that there were two more beautiful maids in the mansion, but Sikong Jue turned a deaf ear. Xia Jinhua would take care of this kind of thing, but at this time someone came in from time to time, and he was also annoyed. .

But the one who gave it away was the second aunt, and he couldn't tear himself apart. After all, the Xia Mansion was the only relative of Xia Jinhua's family.

After entering the house, everything was business as usual, Xia Jinhua had already prepared food and waited for him.

In the evening, Xia Jinhua gave Sikongjue a large piece of folded rice paper, which seemed to be written with words, but the paper was too big to unfold, and Sikongjue didn't bother to unfold it.

Xia Jinhua combed her hair and said, "Send it to Yan Li tomorrow and let him stamp it."

The emperor stamps the seal, that is a big thing!

Sikong Jue just nodded and glanced at the calendar hanging next to him.

Today's key point is the "snack" day. He aimed at Xia Jinhua's slender waist and chased after him...

The next day, Sikong Jue took the calligraphy that Xia Jinhua explained last night and presented it to Yan Li.

"What is this?" Yan Li was puzzled.

Sikong Jue was expressionless: "The emperor only needs to stamp a seal."

Yan Li was a little annoyed. There were a lot of things going on recently, so he was angry at first, but this Sikong Jue was still following the uncle. He waved his hand, "Come here, take the big seal."

Sikong Jue is a person who knows the proportions, understands his own situation, and will not do anything out of character.

The **** came, unfolded the rice paper, and spread it in front of Yan Li. A scent of ink rushed towards him. Yan Li saw a very familiar font. The font was not too beautiful, not even too neat. 's handwriting.

Xia Jinhua wrote it? Let yourself stamp, why?

When it was spread out, a complete line of words was presented in front of Yan Li, Yan Li was startled, and Sikong Jue leaned over, the corners of his mouth twitched, his face full of weirdness.

The eunuchs were also curious, and they looked out to see, and saw the black and white characters, eight majestic italics - concubines and dogs were not allowed to enter!

Yan Li looked at the font thoughtfully, and seemed to understand Xia Jinhua's anger.

Even when he was busy, he did not forget Xia Jinhua, and did not forget to remind ministers from time to time, and those who had daughters would be sent to the General's Mansion.

Looking at those eight words, I suddenly felt that all of them were showing their teeth and claws, with a different kind of anger. Is this Xia Jinhua's demonstration and accusation?

After thinking for a while, Yan Li still stamped a seal on it.

So, within a few days, two signs were erected at the gate of the General's Mansion, one with the words 'Be careful with wolves inside' and the other, 'Concubine and dogs are not allowed to enter' !

Xia Jinhua has become the only 'imperial shrew' in the capital, and the situation is amazing!

Many noble families in the capital want to visit the relatives of the General's Mansion. Not everyone can go to the Zhennan Mansion, but here in the Xia Mansion, everyone is willing to join in, and the second aunt is also happy to be a middleman, be a human being, and improve himself. His status in the circle of noble ladies and celebrities in the capital often brings people into the general's mansion.

This time, as soon as I got off the carriage, I saw such a sign standing at the gate. I was so frightened that I hurriedly took the person back.

That is the seal of the emperor. If you lead your concubine in, you are going against the emperor. Second aunt doesn't have the courage!

Had to walk away in despair.

From then on, he never dared to mention the matter of sending his concubine to the palace.

Xia Jinhua was also happy to be at peace.

But after two days of silence, something big happened in the house.

Liu Chenglong won the second place!

Although the role model is only the second place, it is also the second place selected by the whole country. Xia Jinhua did not expect that the first time, Liu Chenglong won it!

This is a matter of ancestors' virtue!

Since then, Liu Chenglong has been on a steady stride, and even Liu Chenglong never thought that he would be second in the list!

The news spread quickly. Liu Chenglong lives in the General's Mansion and is a relative of Sikong Jue's hometown. Now, many celebrities and nobles seem to have found a legitimate reason to come to harass Xia Jinhua. Come to say congratulations.

That person came in waves one after another, and Xia Jinhua was really annoying, so he just posted a post, held a banquet, and invited everyone over, one harassment was enough!

Banquets are the most laborious thing. Xia Jinhua will not be stupid enough to do it himself, go directly to the Qian family, rent a famous garden, put the banquet there, and leave everything to the Qian family. Do, be sure to hold a feast for the blind.

There is also good news from the Xia Mansion. Xia Youlan has also won the jinshi. Although he is not as good as Liu Chenglong, he is also a jinshi. I heard that Xia Jinhua is going to hold a banquet here, and the second aunt also wants to join in the fun. Simply, the two banquets were held together.

The second aunt is really good at it. First, the banquet costs money, and she is reluctant to spend it. Second, the Xia Mansion is now in decline. The second master's official position is not high. There are not many people, let alone aristocrats.

But Xia Jinhua is different here. Liu Chenglong is the second flower, countless officials from the family are staring at it, Sikong Jue is also a sweet tooth, and countless young ladies are like wolves and tigers. .

If Xia Youlan can also show her face at the banquet, then there are so many young ladies on the scene, the base is large, and there must be a lot of brains. Maybe some young lady will take a fancy to Xia Youlan when she is blind. Marriage is not to worry about.

Moreover, nowadays, Xia Jinhua and Sikongjue are so favored and both have made great contributions, but the celebrities in front of the emperor, Liu Chenglong is rumored to be a relative of Sikongjue's hometown, the General's Mansion is very fond of him, if the General's Mansion can give Xia Youlan casually The half-time banquet was also held, which immediately showed the relationship between the Xia Mansion and the General Mansion, and Xia Youlan's worth could also increase out of thin air.

Xia Jinhua has already seen through the little abacus of the second aunt, but she still agrees. Then Xia Youlan has provided a lot of help to Liu Chenglong. When Xia Jinhua proposed to let Liu Chenglong go to the Xia Mansion, the second aunt He only asked about Liu Chenglong's character, but not his family. He didn't dislike it, so he agreed.

The second aunt went back happily.

Xia Jinhua had been busy all day and went to bed early. Sikong Jue came back late today and didn't come back until it was dark. He couldn't eat Xia Jinhua's dinner. Fortunately, he told him in advance that he did not let Xia Jinhua wait in vain.

When he came back, Xia Jinhua had already fallen asleep, and he didn't want to disturb her, so he gently went into the bed and put her in his arms.

Xia Jinhua has been woken up, rubbed in his arms and said, "Why did you come back so late today?"

"Tang Jiao is in trouble again."

"Oh?" Xia Jinhua pricked up her ears. She didn't like that cult at all, but Sikongjue had a private contract with them. Although Sikongjue didn't want to pay attention to the Tang sect, he still had to act.

In fact, Yan Li would not reuse him, at least not give him too many rights, at most let Sikong Jue arrest the ministers who committed crimes.

After all, he was an outsider, and Yan Li just kept him in the capital. What he wanted was his treasure map and key.

Sometimes, Xia Jinhua would think, is Sikongjue's current approach a double-edged sword?

While receiving the benefits of Tang Jiao, while doing things for Yan Li, a double agent?

But it's not right to think about it. The benefit of him accepting Tang Jiao is that the fight between the two parties will affect him, and he does not do things for Yan Li out of sincerity, but just wants to protect himself.

It's not a good life to survive under the hands of others. Xia Jinhua really wants to leave this smoky capital and return to her south as soon as possible to be her landlord's wife.

Hearing Xia Jinhua talking about Tang Jiao, Xia Jinhua became interested: "Have you found the evidence that An Xiangye and Tang Jiao joined forces?"

Sikong Jue shook his head: "I didn't find it. If it's not too hidden, it's someone else who has joined forces with the Tang Sect!"

The power of Tang Jiao was beyond Sikongjue's expectations. The other party had been preparing for hundreds of years, and now he is emerging because the other party has already prepared for everything, and the Three Kingdoms were caught off guard.

Now that the power of the Tang Sect is in the dark, and the Three Kingdoms are bright, it is really difficult to deal with. Moreover, the attitude of Sikong Nan of Wu'anguo is unclear, and it seems that he has joined forces with the Tang Sect.

Sikong Jue was incapable of fighting with the Tang Sect recklessly, so he could only choose a compromise solution, but he also knew that after the Tang Sect destroyed the Three Kingdoms, his next target was himself.

The purpose of Tang teaching is the royal family of the Three Kingdoms!

Xia Jinhua was nestled in Sikong Jue's arms, as lazy as a cat. The two of them were quiet for a while. Xia Jinhua suddenly asked, "Tomorrow, I will hold a banquet for everyone and the younger brother from the second uncle's house in the Qian family's garden. Are you coming?"

If he goes, it will be the first time that he has appeared in the sight of everyone in the capital with his original face and eyes. I believe that his face will soon be spread by everyone, and his identity will soon be exposed.

In this era of underdeveloped information technology, it is better to have a star with the same style in modern times, but Sikong Jue is a big man after all, and there are not a few people who have seen him.

Sikong Jue laughed, "Go, of course. If you don't go to the banquet hosted by Madam, where will Madam's face be put?"

Identity exposure is sooner or later, it is better to take the initiative.

Xia Jinhua rubbed his head against Sikong Jue without speaking.

------off topic-----

Today Kevin, ooh, ooh, my mind is in a mess, ooh ooh, let me have a good sleep

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