Crossover in the Anime World

Chapter 2426 Idiot Goddess

Since ancient times, there have been a group of people who like to complain, such as scholars who are addicted to fantasy novels about the love between humans and ghosts. As the times progress, otakus who like the second dimension have appeared.

Throughout the plots in ghost novels, it is always the poor scholar who meets a beautiful female ghost or a beautiful banshee, and this female ghost or banshee is very generous, not only giving money but also lending herself to the scholar, who is the man. The ultimate fantasy. In modern times, games and anime have created countless classic paper wives, making otaku's fantasies about girls such as Sanwu, Tsundere, childhood sweethearts, Tiansheng type, etc. more realistic. They are not limited to words but are based on pictures and The sound appears.

Because of dissatisfaction with reality and their own environment, otakus are addicted to it and cannot extricate themselves. This is the case with Sato Kazuma. For example, he has clearly arrived in another world, but he still can't help but complain endlessly, always saying that he brought a useless goddess.

Sweating profusely on the construction site, but the salary is very small, which can only provide for meals, bathhouses and stables. There is no savings at all at the end of the day. It is really impossible to buy weapons and go out to fight monsters in the city.

"There is a goddess who will never leave him. Why should he be dissatisfied?" It's not that Dulan doesn't understand this otaku's thoughts, but understanding doesn't mean he accepts it. Although Aqua occasionally goes offline and has a weird thinking circuit, she still has the talent as a priest, not to mention she is pretty good-looking.

"This young girl, I'm surprised to see your bones. There is a divine light spurting out from the Tianling Gai. You are a Shinigami talent that is rare to see in a hundred years. I have a Zanpakutō here to sell to you at a cheap price." That day Ake Ya was training her banquet performance skills alone. Duran found her in casual clothes and promoted Zanpakutō.

"Am I really that powerful?" When she heard the compliment, she became elated. Although she is a goddess, she still has human weaknesses: "What is a Zanpakutō?"

"It's a weapon specially designed to deal with the undead. It's very easy to use, and it can also improve its strength through practice." Dulan knew that the other party would definitely take the bait: "Are you still worried about the undead problem, are you still worried about the undead creatures? Zanpakutō solves all your difficult problems. Instead of one hundred thousand eris, you only need 99,888 eris. Don’t miss it when you pass by.”

"Wow, that's really good. With this sword, Kazuma can immediately kill the Demon King, and I can return to the heaven." Aqua's eyes were shining, but now she doesn't have so much money. This is a problem. If she Wouldn't it be too inconsistent with the status of a goddess to rob her?

"very cheap."

"But I don't have that much money."

"No problem, you can get a loan and pay it in installments. All you need to do is sign a contract, and fourteen percent interest will be added every month." Dulan said innocently: "Girl, think about it."

"Okay." Aqua is willing to pay in installments. Anyway, she must get what she wants. Whether it is reasonable or not is not part of her calculation.

Whether it is reasonable or not is a mortal's idea, and whether it is appropriate or not is a goddess's idea.

Aqua is an authentic goddess, and there is a religion in another world, the Axis Sect. Although she is just the shinigami guide of the unknown island country branch on Earth, she is also somewhat famous in another world. She overlooks the existence of the mortal world. She does not need to think in terms of mortals at all. She only needs to follow the rules of gods. Just implement your ideas, and there is no such thing as right or wrong in God's actions. God is always right. If God makes a mistake, it is because mortals are too stupid.

After a while, Aqua casually signed the contract, got the Zanpakutō, and immediately went to tell her companions the good news.

Sato Kazuma was naturally furious, because they had no money to begin with, and now they had to repay the debt. They had to save one of the three expenses of food, bathhouses and stables.

"Ah ah ah, it's impossible not to eat. It's impossible not to take a shower after a day of sweating and working. The stable is already the cheapest place to live. Do we have to cover the whole house? Why do you, a stupid goddess, buy such a thing? No matter how you look at it, you have met a liar." Sato Kazuma was very angry and went crazy: "Please withdraw it, please withdraw it quickly. I don't want to be saddled with a huge debt before my adventure has even begun. I don’t want to live a life of paying off debts in another world.”

"This is a Zanpakutō, the most suitable weapon to deal with the Demon King's army." Aqua said, "It doesn't cost a hundred thousand, it only costs ninety-nine thousand, eight hundred and eighty-eight. It's super cheap."

The two people's thinking is completely not on the same track.

"Idiot goddess, take me to see that profiteer." Sato Kazuma grabbed the Zanpakutō and decided to return it.

"Oh, he lives in the hotel." Dulan's residence was under construction, so he stayed in the hotel temporarily.

When Dulan saw the young man who came to return the goods aggressively, he just smiled and said: "The contract has been recognized by Goddess Aqua. It is sacred and valid. Once sold, there will be no returns."

Aqua on the side nodded repeatedly, because this was a transaction that the goddess personally participated in, and it was not recognized by the goddess.

"You are cheating. You are deceiving a person with an intellectual disability. See if her intelligence is lower than the average level. Therefore, this transaction is not valid, because a contract signed by a fool has no legal effect." It's really cruel.

"The crystals of the Adventurer's Guild are not 100% accurate. They can only detect mortals, but they cannot truthfully detect extraordinary people. I can see that this young and beautiful girl has extraordinary potential and her wisdom. It’s great wisdom that ordinary people can’t understand.”

Aqua's eyes were filled with little stars: "Yes, I am the goddess of the Axis Cult. I am the deity worshiped by believers. You are also an adventurer, right? Have you ever thought about joining the Axis Cult? ?!”

"It turns out to be the goddess, I am disrespectful. I am the Holy Knight Duran. He is the agent of the Holy Light walking in the world. He is the indispensable messenger of justice for the gods. He undertakes all kinds of things for the gods. The purpose is to create a world full of love and peace. , a world of justice and hope, this is my business card. If you have any needs, you can entrust me to complete it, and I can give you a discount." Dulan took out a white business card, which read: Holy Light Training Class Guest Paladin, Duran.

Aqua was flattered and obviously confused by Duran: "That's really embarrassing, I don't have a business card." "Now I know why they don't believe that I am a goddess. It's because I don't have a business card. If I had If I have a business card, it will prove my identity, and everyone will know that I am a goddess.”

Dulan gave a thumbs up and agreed: "That's true. Business cards are indeed very important. But you can't be careless about the goddess's business card. Why don't you give it to me? I'll only charge you 30,000 Eris to help you design and print a business card. I don't know. how about?"

"Okay, can I pay in installments?"

"It's a deal."

Sato Kazuma was about to explode. I was originally going to get a refund, but I didn’t expect this stupid goddess to jump into the pit again. But he already knew that the man in front of him turned out to be the most mysterious and powerful paladin in the novice village. He didn't look that great, just like a profiteer.

"Sometimes it is more difficult for young people to admit the advantages of others than to admit their own shortcomings. Now that you have started a new life, you have to change your previous attitude towards life. Come on, one day you will find that you can truly make yourself better. What is powerful is not fighting power, but a tolerant heart." Du Lan poured chicken soup into the opponent's face.

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