Crossover in the Anime World

The Tiandaozhong mobilized spies, summoned a fleet, and blocked the earth's resources. It can be said to be a three-pronged approach.

Earth's technology is underdeveloped, and most technological parts and spacecraft energy need to be imported. Therefore, once the heavens block transportation, it will be difficult for humans to purchase war resources. Without resources, they cannot continue to fight.

At present, human beings have not received the support of heavenly beings. However, if humans can win next time, there will definitely be heavenly beings quietly sending weapons to support the earthlings in continuing the war.

"The next battle is crucial." The general also sent diplomatic envoys everywhere to seek resources and hope to get support.

But the heavenly beings would definitely not place their bets so quickly. The performance of the earthlings was not enough.

So the second battle began, and the Tiandao people still had a chance to win, believing that the people on earth had no power to fight after internal destruction and resource blockade.

"People don't have enough to eat, let's see how they fight." The Tiandaozhong said happily. The spies destroyed the food and blocked the fuel. Now the earth has no potential for war.

It is indeed difficult. After the destruction by spies and the hoarding of profiteers, even the big households with grain are unwilling to sell it. As a result, there was a shortage of food in the market and the warriors did not have enough to eat. How could they fight?

The Heavenly Daoists are really not stupid. Although they despise the earthlings strategically, they adopt a three-pronged strategy and are very cruel to the enemy. They will not allow anyone to resist them. If they do, they will destroy their bodies and spirits. Only in this way can the rule of the Heavenly Daoists be made impregnable.

However, people on Earth are not vegetarians either. The Ye Rabbit Taoism has recruited more disciples, and the number of Ye Rabbits has almost surpassed that of the samurai. From now on, this is not a country of samurai, but a country of night rabbits.

These disciples became the main force in the war. They possessed Qi and could use Qi to increase their strength and reduce food consumption. When necessary, they can obtain vitality from heaven and earth to replace food.

Just do it directly and ask the Heavenly Daoists if they are afraid.

The three fleets of the Tiandaozhong came to the earth again and launched an attack.

On the Earth side, we still fight by jumping gangs, because this is the lowest-cost operation, which only requires cheap landing ships, and then human lives. Human life is the cheapest resource in this battle, and it is also the only resource that the earth can use.

As long as humans hold back the heavenly beings, the heavenly beings will provide money and supplies, and the earth will provide humans.

The rule of the Heavenly Daoists is the same as that of the Emperor of Zhou.

The existence of the Heavenly Daoists ensures the status of different civilizations in the distribution relationship. It was as if the emperor had ensured the interests of the princes.

But the problem is that the times are developing and science and technology are advancing. With the changes of time, although the status of the emperor and the princes has not changed, their strength has changed.

The emperor's power weakened, and the power of the princes increased. Zhou Li stipulated the status, but could not limit the power. So the rituals collapsed and the music collapsed. The princes began to rebel against the emperor and did not give him face.

The same is true for the Tiandao people. The Tiandao people have ensured the status of different races and different civilizations, but they have not suppressed the development of civilization's strength. This has led to many celestial civilizations becoming stronger and no longer wanting to be controlled by the celestial beings. Just because the Tiandao people have been performing very well, there is no reason for anyone to resist.

But if the Heavenly Dao people are defeated on earth, then the civilizations will also have their own ideas, and they will definitely take advantage of his illness to kill him. Therefore, the earth must resist the heavenly beings in order to qualify for support.

Jumping into gangs to fight, risking three times the enemy's firepower, resulting in huge losses.

Gintoki and Katsura were relatively speechless, feeling the violent bumps of the jumping ship. The pilot was trying hard to avoid the intensive attacks and shuttled through the gaps of the shells, hoping to safely deliver the samurai to the enemy's spaceship.

There was really nothing the samurai on the ship could do but pray.

However, Elizabeth, who was beside Gui, still had the energy to care about others: "Everyone, are you okay?" She greeted everyone with a writing board.

The people on the boat were really not in the mood to talk because they were too nervous. Once the gang-hopping failed, they would turn into cosmic dust.

"Even if we fail, there will be others behind us." Gintoki said, "So don't be nervous."

"I'm not nervous. A bump like this would be worse than a dentist treating my teeth. The dentist's electric drill is more powerful," Gui said.

"Wig, please stop lying. Your legs are obviously shaking badly."

"Aren't your legs shaking too?"

"What are you talking about? I'm not shaking my legs, I'm holding in my urine." Gintoki said harshly.

"Are you so nervous that you want to pee? It really doesn't look like you."

"I was wrong. It's hemorrhoids that hurt. A guy like you with thin skin and tender flesh can't understand the pain of a man of my age." Gintoki's description became darker and darker.

"Isn't it just hemorrhoids? My hemorrhoids are worse than yours, and I also have hemorrhoid pain."

The two of them looked at each other and spoke to each other. Although they were scared, they were also optimistic. As for whether hemorrhoids really hurt, I don’t know, but it might be true.

boom!

Finally, Gintoki and Katsura's Ship Jump Gang succeeded, and they rushed onto the spaceship again and started fighting.

This time, the Celestial beings were stronger and their tactics were more tacitly coordinated. The number of hot weapons increased significantly, catching the samurai by surprise.

Gintama and Katsura both had their skin scratched by hot weapons and had wounds.

"Gintoki, are your hemorrhoids ruptured? They're bleeding a lot."

"Your hemorrhoids just ruptured. Would you like me to introduce you to a good hemorrhoid cream?" Gintoki said.

"I'll introduce you to the medicine I use."

"You're like this. Your medicine doesn't work at first sight, but mine is better."

Even though they were injured, the two of them continued to make witty remarks, completely disregarding life and death. The two men's samurai swords flew up and down, cutting down enemies one after another.

But there were still enemies rushing towards them, and the two of them could only keep charging. In the course of the battle, their hemorrhoids really burst, because they were bleeding where there shouldn't be wounds.

"Is this a samurai? It's really scary. Even though they were so seriously injured, they still came to the battlefield. The recurrence of old injuries did not affect their combat effectiveness at all." The commander of Tianren looked at the pants of the two men stained red with blood. Said with admiration.

"This is the case in the world of Gintama. When the audience thinks they are just joking, it turns out to be true." Duran said that the hemorrhoids of these two people seemed to be serious. Could it be that they were also infected by the hemorrhoid ninja?

Trivia: Hemorrhoids are not contagious.

Gintoki and Katsura fought bloody battles, just like they did twenty years ago.

"White Yaksha!" Commander Celestial Being was still a squad leader twenty years ago. I heard that a White Yaksha appeared on the battlefield at the end of the war. He was very powerful in combat. Now it seems that he is the person in front of me. He is indeed very strong, not only in terms of combat ability. , that kind of bloody fighting will is even more amazing: "Let me meet him personally."

Commander Tianren was a leopard-headed man who was also a warrior. He came to the warriors and said, "These two warriors are really admirable. They not only went into battle with injuries, but also killed so many soldiers. They are really admirable. It also makes my heart surge. Come on, let me see it in person..."

boom!

Before he could finish his words, the leopard's head was directly attacked in the face by two people and fell down.

"Does it depend on the atmosphere? Are we in pain right now?! It hurts more than a lovelorn high school boy." Gintoki said to the unconscious leopard head, showing no respect for the enemy at all.

"That's right, our most critical organs are suffering from burning pain. This is no less painful than a toothache." Gui was also very angry: "That's why I say you people these days are very rude."

The two of them killed the commander instantly, as if they had done something trivial. Moreover, defeating the enemy was not because the enemy invaded the earth, but because their hemorrhoids were really uncomfortable, so they needed to vent their emotions, so the enemy became the best target for venting.

"This is how a man expresses his anger." Dulan said it was really scary.