Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chich Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

There was thunderous applause.

After introducing the information of the first group of actors, Guo Degang walked to a chair outside the stage alone, silently waiting for the two actors to come on stage.

In the introduction, there was no mention of being an own apprentice, because outsiders didn’t want to talk too much.

But my heart is 100% concerned about my apprentice.

Get ready to take a good look at how much strength Wang Hepeng has now.

Not for a while.

The two people showed up on the performance stage, facing the applause of the audience, they still bowed before speaking.

For this, especially the first time that Wang Hepeng went to a variety show to record cross talk, they had been looking forward to it for a long time, and the cross talk with the theater simply couldn't be seen enough.

"Thank you for such enthusiastic applause. Our brothers will come to the first scene of the comedy, and we will still introduce ourselves. My name is Wang Hepeng.

An insignificant actor.

I have to introduce you to this one. The name is rare, it's called a thermos! "

"What thermos! Luan Yunping! Three words!"

"Oh! Luan Yunping, Teacher Luan!"

"Teacher dare not be!" Luan Yunping smiled and waved her hand.

"It is absolutely not wrong to say that someone is a teacher, you may not understand Luan Yunping."

"Really! You can introduce it again."

"Luan Yunping shows that she is kind and amiable, and it looks like she can't get angry, but otherwise, if she gets angry, she will be so angry that she will easily burn her mind."

"That's not enough."

"Why not, everyone knows that we have been on a big stage once, and once it was like this. We are reviewing the show, and when we judge who can be and who can't, Luan Yunping will be on fire.

Because our work was not done properly, we have been holding back. "

Luan Yunping lowered her brows at this time and patted Wang Hepeng, desperately remembering, "How can I not know when this happened."

"Or your brain burnt.

At that time, you have been holding back your temper without getting the work right! "Wang Hepeng said, comparing it to a flower, "Like a chrysanthemum that is about to die!" It hurts so much! "

"It's not." Luan Yunping's expression squeezed. "Chrysanthemums are chrysanthemums. It is a kind of flower. What does it hurt!"

"Chrysanthemum cannibals, hurt all over the floor!"

"Blood in one place? Can you say it well?"

At the beginning, there was a hint of vinegar, and then it gave a contrast. Now the hundreds of viewers still don't understand what flower this is?

There was some laughter.

They also know that this section belongs to Momaner.

Mo Maner is to use his name as a pavement, and repeat it.

Some comedians who are halfway into the line of comics also don't know it, and haven't learned it.

In this passage, the voice and intonation are circumflexed and frustrated!

It has to be comfortable to listen to so that it won't make people feel bored. This is also how some old gentlemen with solid basic skills make good use of opening methods.

And even if it is a man, the old gentleman can make people laugh.

Guo Degang smiled and clapped his hands.

It is enough to see Wang Hepeng's basic skills. Since the fire, no one has said that he only satirizes something. This paragraph is enough to prove the foundation.

Talk back and forth.

It doesn't make people feel annoying, and the breath is very good.

However, this is just a simple beginning, not Wang Hepeng's style, not long, and continued to speak in laughter.

"Anyway, we are censoring. At this time, a person in charge tells us that a big leader is about to come to inspect. He attaches great importance to our program and wants to take a look.

Tell us, we must perform well.

More importantly, you actors should stand in a row.

Lined up to welcome.

When the leader comes, I say applaud, you applaud, and I tell you to stop.

As long as you do it well.

The leader is happy, let me tell you.

It’s easy to discuss things about the program's approval. If you don't do it well, it will definitely affect your program's approval, so just think about it. "

As soon as the words were lost, the voices below the audience were slightly overflowing.

"It's daring to say, this is a satire of the power of those big leaders."

"Otherwise, why is this Wang Hepeng's style? I'm really not afraid of being targeted."

"Nowadays, almost all the leaders have the final say. Otherwise, why do those embarrassing shows still appear? There are people behind them."

Luan Yunping asked when the next voice was muttering.

"so serious?"

"Isn't it? Soon, when the time came, a group of our actors followed and welcomed us at the gate. Luan Yunping and I stayed on the left side of the gate and waited.

Seeing the car coming, the person in charge shouted an applause! "

Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!

At this time, Wang Hepeng stood on the stage and learned that when he clapped frantically at that time, put it down for a few seconds, and continued: "In order to pass, our gang of actors have all done their best.

But by coincidence, I came to the wrong car.

It was Master Guo Degang's car that came over, look at ours.

The Master thought that a bunch of actors were welcoming him, but then slowly applauded, saying: It's hard work, hard work, not easy.

The person in charge knew that the stock was wrongly palmed, so he hurriedly stopped.

After the brush, several actors were put down, neatly and uniformly.

Only the Master was walking alone while still clapping and saying: It's not easy, it's hard work! Don't welcome me!

Luan Yunping rushed up and gave Master a big mouth, yelling: You don't want to watch the show anymore! "

The burden shook.

The audience in the audience quacked with joy, completely unstretched, and the laughter grew louder and louder.

After so long, all of a sudden, like a slap on their laughter, they leaned forward and closed together.

Five hundred people were full of laughter.

The audience looked at Lao Guo's expression outside the stage again, and saw him chuckling, his fingers kept tapping Wang Hepeng, as if the performance was absolutely uncomfortable.

This apprentice is too bad.

I am here.

As the actors backstage at this time, Shengteng also watched what Wang Hepeng is performing now. They are all familiar with each other and their relationship is not bad.

With a smile on his face.

When I saw the typhoon of Wang Hepeng, I really felt good.

I feel that when Wang Hepeng comes to power, his appeal is innate.

Cross talk is different from skits. The latter has more forms of performance and is easier to attract attention.

Cross talk is just two mouths, and it's really amazing to be able to do this.

When he announced his appearance before, he was still worried and didn't need it at all.

Can’t help but applaud the audience: “¨”It’s a burden!”

On stage!

"Oh! I am suicide, am I? I dare to beat Master me?"

Wang Hepeng spread out his hands, looking like he could not help it, "If you don't say that when you are angry, you will burn your mind. Of course you are also sober. After hitting the Master, you are too ashamed.

I feel I can't live anymore. "

"Yeah! It seems that I have more face than you."

Luan Yunping gave a sudden handful, and Wang Hepeng stared at Luan Yunping with two eyeballs for a long time before continuing to speak.

"Anyway, you have to die, you know! I don't think I can live anymore! The five-horse corpse type! The shredded corpse!"

In a word, Wang Hepeng emphasized his tone every word, like taking revenge on Luan Yunping.

The audience in the audience really felt that Wang Hepeng was too coke.

"Leave me a whole body!"

"What will I leave for you? My Master's partner, Yu Qian! The eighteenth generations of our ancestors are all dead, what did he say?" and.

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