Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Wang Hepeng stepped slowly and walked to the front of the stage.

Luan Yunping also followed, behind the cross talk table.

Since then.

The partners of the two are almost fixed like this.

Guo Degang has his own opinion, that is, Wang Hepeng's path is too easy to make trouble, and Luan Yunping can almost control it appropriately.

Can cooperate with each other.

Only temporarily became fixed.

Come to the stage.

The two bowed deeply, thanking the audience for their love.

After bowing, Wang Hepeng habitually touched the microphone.

"Thank you for your support! It is a great honor for Wang Hepeng, everyone to be here."

Guo Degang told him that this emotion of the audience really cannot be forgotten.

Then he bowed again.

Applause broke out again on the stage.

It will take a while to be quiet.

It’s just that I haven’t spoken yet. Suddenly one of them became curious at first, “Wang Hepeng, how did the two of you work together? It seems that the two of you were the first to show up.”

I want to know this.

Not in the minority.

Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping also show a lot of faces now, almost all of them are partners like this.

Hearing this from the audience, Luan Yunping felt uncomfortable herself. In the beginning, where she had always been a partner, she came early that day.

One was pulled by Wang Hepeng to save the field.

It's all right now, it's completely on Wang Hepeng's body, this person has too many ghosts and ideas.

Although I have few words, I have to play a twelve-point spirit to beware.

With the largest audience, Wang Hepeng naturally wanted to speak, looked at Luan Yunping, and asked, "Can you tell me about this?"

"Why can't you say it, just say it, it's not a shameful thing, it's too unlucky to partner with you, there's nothing going on."

Luan Yunping took it casually.

The audience laughed, this is indeed the truth.

They watched the video.

The last time they were drinking at Qian, they happened to be left on stage for an hour and a half, and it was not only Wang Hepeng who was in a hurry.

The same is true for Luan Yunping, besides, he also manages the performances of Deyun Club in private.

The matter is too big.

"Okay! Since you all want to know, then I'll talk about ｀ˇ."

Catering to the audience, Wang Hepeng began to explain, “This selection of partners may be thought to be very complicated. After all, it has been ten years and has not performed. The Master must be very anxious to wonder who is better.

In fact, it's not difficult to just pick and choose.

But one thing to note. "

"Pay attention to what?"

"Pay attention to a morning, I wonder if you have been to the morning market or something?"

"Who hasn't been to this before."

Luan Yunping still held it on stage.

"It's good to be there, everyone should know.

The dishes sold in the morning market seemed to be very good early in the morning, and I wanted to take a bite.

But after a period of time, there can only be some ruined branches and leaves left.

Well, I had to pick a partner as early as possible, but it broke, I got up late that morning.

Hurry up, go, take a look, okay.

Almost all picked.

Shui Ling's were all picked away. "

As Wang Hepeng pointed at Luan Yunping and the ground, "At that time, Deyun was left with him and a big yellow dog. Look at how to choose between these two things. I thought about it for an hour, but there was no way."

When Luan Yunping heard this, she was shocked, "It's so difficult for you to choose between me and the dog. Am I on equal shares with the dog?"

Hahahahahaha!

After a simple turn, the audience laughed endlessly, as if there was a scene selected by Wang Hepeng among De Yun.

"At this time, I was hesitating, and another person came. This person may also be known to everyone, Yue Yunpeng, the Fatty who surprised Cao Yun in the last special session.

Yunzike, coming in line is my senior brother.

When he came, he said he had to choose a partner, and he was still anxious to get on stage.

After waiting for a while, Yue Yunpeng said, Hepeng, you see this is a mess, or let's fight, whoever wins will be picked first. "

"Okay! There are two men fighting for me, I can be considered as okay."

Luan Yunping shook her head when she heard this.

The audience's laughter never stopped.

Wang Hepeng continued to speak, using his hands to compare a Fatty figure to the left and right.

"Everyone knows, that Fatty is so heavy, there are two me, how could I have beaten him. Come over and slap, hit me and lie down.

People led the dog to the stage without saying anything. "

Luan Yunping widened her eyes and looked at Luan Yunping, "Am I not as good as a dog?"

"Don't lift yourself up!"

"I'm still raising it, the dogs are not as good as it is."

Hahahahahaha!

Speaking of this, the audience laughed crazy.

That's how the co-partner fell, it was too bad, and the sentence Yue Yunpeng took the big yellow dog to the stage instantly felt.

There is too much picture.

The laughter continued.

Wang Hepeng also knew that this was everyone's praise, Xiao Shake a burden, and began to seriously explain: "Speaking these are naturally jokes, not just just now.

I usually call me Master Guo Degang.

It's also a joke on stage.

As the saying goes, there is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules under the stage.

Everything that is said on stage is for the audience, and you can accept and have fun with the people around you. "

Luan Yunping nodded: "¨"This is also true, all for the audience, thank you."

"Of course, not only is it necessary to thank, but it also requires personal effort. But on the stage, Wang Hepeng said that only 20% of the effort is now."

"Oh? This is only 20%?"

"Yes, I can only account for 20% of all the cross talks I perform."

"What about the rest?"

"The remaining 80% is due to my Master."

"Okay! Eighty percent of this is scolding Master's head."

The audience was too happy.

Most of the people were below, nodding desperately.

This is the truth, but no one knows that Wang Hepeng has the ability, but he just doesn't do this kind of work, which is really confusing.

But they also like his style.

"Of course." Wang Hepeng said again, "My Master accounts for 80% of my cross talk, but he can only account for 20% of my Master's cross talk."

"How can this account for 80%?"

"Eighty percent of this is due to the Yu family. Uncle Yu, Uncle Yu's father, Uncle Yu's daughter-in-law, and children, etc., may be my Master happy one day, but I lost all of them."

"Well, Master is the bandit leader, so he can kill people without blinking."

"Hua Li!"

When Wang Hepeng heard that his expression became extremely exciting, he caught a handle.

He patted the table, put his hands together, looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, worshiping Buddha.

"Master! Master! Did you hear that, I didn't say this, Chief Deyun is about to rebel."

"What! Why are you doing this, who is this to worship."

"I let the Master in the sky also know what character you are."

"Master is not dead yet!"

"Do you know what happened sooner or later?".

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