Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

"Guo Degang?"

When asked by Luan Yunping, Wang Hepeng put his hands behind his back and became curious, "No! Team Luan! Why are you mentioning Master? Why do you want to rebel?

Could it be that you have assembled your troops?

Okay, I'm a pioneer, is Guo Qiling one of our people? Give him a general dangdang. "

"What the hell!"

Listening to Wang Hepeng's mouthful of nonsense, Luan Yunping didn't want to say anything more.

Just pick it up.

"You said it's black, short, fatty, and peaches! Doesn't this indicate that it is our Master?"

"Our Master? Don't slander me." Wang Hepeng instantly picked up the fan of the table, pointed at Luan Yunping, and said, you're welcome.

"What do I say about the Master. Is it possible that people are not allowed to have dark skin, short, or fatty? Has the peach hairstyle Master applied for a patent?"

"No...you!" Luan Yunping was so shocked that she was almost speechless, and she shook her head helplessly after a second or two, "Okay! The emotional underworld is such a rogue, not wanting face."

"We are pretty good. Look at the crosstalk guys, their faces are thicker than us. We have never won a fight with them before.

One of them is polio, just because they are angry. "

Hahahahahaha!

Wang Hepeng spit out, and the audience burst into laughter.

Among these things he made, no one can avoid unhappiness.

"How did you think about this, but it's really such a quarrel, I'm afraid it's still going to be noisy. It's not a cross talker, let alone Wang Hepeng."

He seems to be thinking about Guo Degang every game.

I think about which scene I didn't say, wait, it seems there really is no scene I didn't say. "

"Is this ironic? How do I feel something? Haha!"

"Thank you that Guo Degang is not here. Now Wang Hepeng is unrestrained."

There was a loud noise.

Wang Hepeng also laughed, waved his big hand, and the boss acted like a pie.

"Anyway, we are also organized here. These little brothers are following me. I am also happy! Go and go to the restaurant. Five people come and half a bottle of beer, get one without getting drunk or returning."

"You drink too little."

"You care about us, are you a gangster, or are we a gangster?

Bring half a bottle of beer.

One or two for one person, one or two for one person, oh, eat desperately, celebrate, well organized.

Here, a bowl of ramen.

Satiated with wine and food, this stomach eats like Madian at 5:30 in the afternoon.

It's crushing me, happy, I'm leaving, hey, where's my phone? "

Wang Hepeng on the stage subconsciously touched his pocket, panicked, and slapped the cross talk table.

Luan Yunping by her side immediately took a step back when she heard the sound

With this movement, he knew what was going on from the first match with Wang Hepeng.

Finished adapting.

This scene made the audience laugh again and again.

The two people cooperated, and the details are full of laughter.

After Wang Hepeng patted the table, his voice was not small, "Oh, I'm a gangster, and someone steals me?

Make a call, hey, it's connected.

Generally, those who steal the phone dare not turn it on, and turn it off after stealing it.

I'm driving him.

Hey, where is my cell phone?

Ah, here I am.

Oh, dare to talk to me like this? Where are you going?

You come to me in Qinghe in 40 minutes.

I fear you? I have a team of people.

As soon as the phone hung up, I shook the car over.

Come on, take a crutches, you, ride a bicycle to carry me, go, Qinghe calm things!

The child peddled on me, sitting behind with his arms around his waist, followed by a crutches and a wheelchair. "

"The underworld is too miserable!"

Luan Yunping didn't even look at it, what another team is this.

But suddenly I remembered something, and continued to speak, "That's not right! There are children, disabled workers, polio, and a little black Fatty?"

"You say him. He has to pay."

"Oh! He has money?" Luan Yunping was curious

"He has no money either."

"Then how to pay."

"When someone beats him up, they resist the money for a meal."

"Eating overlord meal? Just your underworld."

"It's okay! Anyway, the sun in the store is not good, it's a bit dark, the waiter may not be able to find him, and he can run out with a stab."

"This is a black loach! It's also a stab."

"Anyway, he occupies a black, we occupies a society!"

"Okay! It's also a clear division of labor."

Hahahahahaha!

Flip and flick!

Thousands of people in the audience laughed almost like no one. It was Guo Degang that naturally filled their minds, but they were damaged like this.

Luan Yunping is even more funny.

"After leaving a little black Fatty, we were exhausted when we arrived in Qinghe."

After the laughter went away, Wang Hepeng continued talking.

He panted, compared it to a telephone with a fan, raised his head, and shouted aggressively.

"Where are you? We are in Qinghe."

Are you here? See you in Gulou in an hour and a half!

I kill you and me!

Riding the car, squeezing crutches, and shaking the wheelchair.

Shaking halfway, shaking the wheelchair and saying, can I quit? My hands are broken, I'm not going anymore.

If you dare not go, I will cut you to death. "

"¨"Let's go!" Luan Yunping hurriedly took a hand, and then watched Wang Hepeng's imitator walking on crutches and shaking his wheelchair.

Continue to speak.

"Where are you? We arrived at the Drum Tower.

How did you get there? See you at the front door in 50 minutes!

Come on, hurry up, kick fast, turn on crutches, and run away.

We were the only ones left to kick to the front door.

Call up.

Where are you? Why are you here just now?

See you at Caihuying in 20 minutes!

This kid has come down by bike, so you can ride it by yourself! I can not stand it any more. "

"I'm kicking, kicking to Caihuying and waiting, I'll kill you today! I'll kill you, I'll rub you to death! Dare to steal my phone!

As I was watching, a bus came, and the driver got off as soon as the door opened.

Next time I took the car, stay awake, the phone dropped into the car.

Luan Yunping: "Oh, these three people have withdrawn too unjustly."

Wang Hepeng's heart to cry is gone, and his eyes are stained, "I only understand after he has left, I ran around with the feelings!"

"Hi! You can understand this line."

Wang Hepeng sighed greatly, and dropped one hand on the table.

"This trip is exhausting me. Now that I'm fine, I'm alone again, and my little brother won't follow me anymore."

"That's not right! Isn't there a little black Fatty? Didn't four people only leave three?"

Having said that, Wang Hepeng glanced left and right, his eyes rolled around, and he meant to ask the time, "Everyone, what time is it?"

"Oh, it's too dark now, it's already past ten o'clock in the evening."

"Just so! After Xiao Hei Fatty jumped out of the restaurant, it was dark, the darkness was him, and he was the darkness. Where can I find him?"

"How dark this person is."

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