CS Bonus Hunter

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The Dragon King pretended to judge the situation, and immediately looked at him, and said to the little thin man: "Do you have any stones? It's easy to do if you have stones! You can buy anything if you have stones."

The little thin man said, "I also hollowed out my mind to get rocks. A trumpet like me can't get a stone at all!"

The Dragon King pretended: "Oh, too! I now have five souls, one blessing, and it took the boss' nose to make it. If you have stones to pay tribute, our lord may be happy to overtake you..." Two people While talking intimately, they left the CSER team far away. The glaring CSERs finally couldn't see it, and the two of them were relieved. The little skinny said: "Boss..." The Dragon King pretended: "Good risk..." The little skinny said: "Fortunately, the boss is both brave and wise, you deserve to be the owner of the +9 Chase 12 Dragon King full set!"

When the dragon king pretended to listen, he couldn't restrain his inner pride, and he laughed wildly.

Azhu looked at the crowded small shop and said anxiously: "What about our lunch? If we rush back to the base, we may not be able to see them play again. Our own game may also be missed."

Brother Pi said proudly: "For Zhi Duoxing, who is so suave and suave in Yushu, who is in a chaos, this little thing is hard to come by! Please see what is in my big bag!"

Liu Zuo opened the bag and saw five boxes of instant noodles neatly arranged inside. Liu Zuo raised his head, almost tears in his eyes: "Brother Fart..." Azhu was also moved: "Brother Fart, you are too thoughtful..." W did not speak, picked up a box of instant noodles and walked towards the service desk. Asked for some hot water to soak the noodles. Others have also started instant noodles. Liu Zuo handed a box of noodles to Yan Ning's hand, hesitatingly said, "Should I... help you make it? There are too many people in the restaurant outside, I'm afraid I can't buy the right food."

Yan Ning said no, let me eat noodles. A pair of snow-white hands took the instant noodles, and also went to the service counter to ask for water.

Five people sat neatly on a table in the rest area of ​​the Internet cafe, waiting for the noodles to soak. At this time, a strong aroma of braised small rows floated on the opposite table. The five people looked over and saw the braveheart team members putting their heads in white towels and struggling to eat their lunch.

Liu Zuo swallowed fiercely, with a very pleasant "gudong" sound. Azhu probed his brain for a long time, and came back to report: "Captain! The small row of lunch they ate was brought by the team in charge of logistics. Everyone has a small row, a green vegetable, a dried fragrant and a large box. Fragrant white rice."

Brother Fart knocked Azhu on the head and said: "We all have noses, and it's not that we can't smell them. It shows that you can."

Liu Zuo whispered: "Hush, don't make trouble. They are psychological warfare, they want to defeat us psychologically. We must congratulate us." Azhu clasped his head aggrievedly: "But their food looks better than ours. It's so delicious."

The fart brother said: "Then you can go to them and have a small row of rice to eat."

Azhu said: "But they only brought so many copies, even if I take refuge in the past, I won't have any share." The fart brother said: "You kid! I'm just an analogy, you really want to take refuge in the past? No bones. Guy."

Azhu said, "You don't call it an analogy, it's Jijiang Fa. The boss is so old, I don't understand this."

Seeing that they were about to start a long bickering journey again, they only heard Yan Ning snorted softly, "Shao Yun, eat noodles!"

So everything fell silent. Five people neatly opened the instant noodle box, picked up the noodles and ate them.

A Zhu ate to his delight and whispered: "Old fart, this side tastes really good. You will really pick it!"

Brother Fart smiled openly and said: "The kid knows the goods! As expected of the kid I trained!"

By four o'clock in the afternoon, the Bounty Hunters finally ushered in the first game of the Jiangsu Division of their first national CS competition, against the "Brave Heart Team" from Yangzhou City. The braveheart team yelled neatly before going on the field, "Be brave and win!" His loud voice and neat pace won warm applause from the audience. Captain Guo Guo was even more excited, waving to the audience on behalf of all the players. It's a pity the good times don't last long. Despite the long wait, the members of the Bounty Hunter team looked listless, even stubborn. But once they were on the court, they were as fierce as the jackals.

According to the prior strategic deployment, W is a sniper, Azhu and Pi are chargemen, Liu Zuo is the commander, and as for sister Yanning, everyone unanimously decided to let her be a "meat bomb." The so-called meat bomb means that the person does not exert lethality in the entire battle, but only attracts firepower with his own body, becoming a shield for his comrades or a tester for enemy positions. Yan Ning accepted the arrangement blankly.

Liu Zuo slightly apologized: "I am afraid your level is slightly worse..."-In fact, what he thought in his mind was: "Your level is probably very bad."

"Your level is a little worse, so you just feel wronged and be the first to open the road. We will try our best to protect you later. Of course, if you sacrifice, it is also worth the money. At least you can let us know the enemy's firepower. Distribution. This is also good for the whole team." Yan Ning said nothing. Although everyone was still a little worried, worried that Yan Ning would not even be able to do meat bombs, but the game proved that Yan Ning loyally fulfilled his duties. She usually doesn't buy a gun, and only rushes to the front with a small pistol (her money is used to buy a sniper rifle for W, because AWP is too expensive). Whenever the enemy saw such a great target appear and couldn't help but jump out and kill, the gunman behind Yanning would kill the enemy by surprise. It wasn't until the second half that the unfortunate "Brave Heart" team saw through this tactic. Their captain gave a death order, and no one could kill anyone who saw Yan Ning. If they wanted to kill, they would kill the gunman hiding behind her. Unfortunately, it was too late, and the "Brave Heart Team" could no longer restore the defeat, and suffered a 2:22 defeat.

After the game, the bounty hunters regained their lazy image. They signed wearily, and walked to the door. The captain of the brave heart team stopped Liu Zuo, and he asked with a bit of choking, "Hey, there is something I want to ask clearly."

Liu Zuo said: "Say."

"Why do we eat box lunches and you eat instant noodles, but we can't beat you?"

Liu Zuo said: "If playing CS is just better than someone who eats better, what do you need to do with skills?"

"But the abbreviations of our two teams' logos are B.H. Why did we lose so badly?"

Liu Zuo scratched his head and said, "This is how you can stump me. Fart brother, do you know what's going on?"

Brother fart said: "Did you worship Guan Yu before going out?"

"No."

"That's it! How can anyone not worship Guan Yu before going out to fight? Isn't that looking for death?"

The captain of the opposing team suddenly realized: "Listening to your words is better than reading ten years! Comrade, thank you!"

A Zhu interrupted and said, "Hey, where did you buy your box lunch? It looks so delicious."

Fortunately, when he talked about the box lunch, the captain of the other party immediately burst into tears: "It was my mother who got up at three in the morning and was busy making it for us all morning. Everyone made one and said that she had eaten her meal. We will definitely win. We took the long-distance bar at five o'clock and ran over, thinking that we would definitely win. But now that we have lost, we have no face to go home and see my old lady..." Liu Zuo patted his shoulder and said: "It's okay, come back next year, you'll be a hero again!"

I saw the other team’s captain crying even harder: "I'm going to study in the UK soon, I'm afraid I won't be able to come next year. This is my last madness, oooooooo...but it ended in failure..." Azhuhe The fart brother looked at each other and didn't know what to say.

W suddenly spoke: "The United Kingdom also has a CS League. Wipe away your tears and continue to work in the United Kingdom!"

The captain clenched W's hand and said, "Thank you. By the way, your sniper is really amazing! Admire. After I arrive in the UK, I must find the sniper **** Johnny-R and tell him there is also a sniper **** in China, called W. ."

Liu Zuo said: "Halo ~ JOHNNY-R is a German."

When they were talking, Yan Ning had already left. Brother Pi asked Azhu, when did the smoke leave. Azhu said: "She was like a female ghost, and disappeared suddenly."

Brother fart said: "She's so cool."

Azhu said: "It's so cool."

Liu Zuo said: "Cool."

W did not speak.

Double defeated in the ninth game

Strange to say, as if in order to cooperate with the exciting CS competition, the June day in Nanjing suddenly became gentle and refreshing. There was no strong wind or heavy rain for two weeks. It was very pure weather. CSERs in Jiangsu have had a happy summer, and the gradually coming games make every day a holiday. All kinds of voices celebrating victory can often be heard outside the competition venue, some woola screaming, some squeaking, and several players hugged each other with joy. Of course, there are also failures to come out-most of them are silent, and some have red eyes. The most memorable thing is that after the Nanjing famous team RL team lost, the players walked out the door together, as if there was a tacit understanding, and bought out the stall of a mangoing mangoing man at the door. All the team members formed a circle and squatted there neatly and ate the mangoes. After eating, everyone wiped their mouths. The captain gave an order to disband! The players walked away in twos and threes.

At that time, Azhu was staring at him and couldn't help but say to a little spectacle next to him: "They are really well-trained, and they must call to disband even when they go home."