CS Bonus Hunter

Look, those glasses have no lenses yet.

Azhu exclaimed: "They are the old men we met on the road! The dressing of these four people is..." Pit brother said in a deep voice, "Yes, it is the standard of the four gangsters in CS. Serenity. It seems that our opponent is them, Liaoning's TIGER team!"

The old men ignored the surprised gazes of others. After changing the gangster's clothes, they took out various items from their carrying bags. The bounty hunters and others were stunned watching these old men take out military water bottles, compressed biscuits, "survival guide", compass, plastic grenade model, AK model, AWP model... they all took them out of their bags. The things that come out are equipped on yourself. For a time, the array is dazzling and dizzying.

Agui said, "They should be five people, and where is an old man who is not tall, short, fat, or thin?"

Liu Zuo pointed his finger to the right and said, "I think he will do it."

I saw an old man in a white coat and tie on the right being interviewed by reporters. Azhu said: "Damn, he is dressed up as a hostage!"

The old man dressed as a hostage told reporters: "The average age of our team members is 60 years old. Everyone used to play CS just for fun. I didn't expect this level to be good, and I wouldn't want to come to Beijing to play games."

The reporter then asked: "I saw you put on the costumes of the characters in the game. What does this mean to you?"

The old hostage man said: "The significance is gone! Let us think, although this is a game, it is already part of our lives. Wearing the clothes of the game characters to compete makes us feel particularly realistic. Extraordinary! We have perfectly combined the virtual and reality."

The reporter asked again: "Then what is your biggest experience in playing CS?"

The old hostage man smiled and said with a thumbs up: "Playing CS, the mouth is better, the body is better, what to eat!"

It's almost time for the game. Liu Zuoxin thought that although the other party was a group of old men, the courtesy they should have could not be less-he was about to walk forward to shake hands with their captain, but saw that the old men stood in a row under the leadership of the hostage old men. What to do.

Liu Zuo whispered to the reporter: "That old hostage man is the captain, right?"

The reporter nodded and said: "That's right." He turned around and whispered to Liu Zuo: "What age, the hostage became the captain of the gangster." I didn't expect that the old hostage over there had really good ears, so he heard the reporter. These words came over loudly: "They said that I am a hostage, and I should wear a hostage costume. As the captain, I must conform to the public opinion?"

The reporter hurriedly said with a smile: "Your old model looks like a hostage, how about the people's eyes are sharp?"

Liu Zuo asked the reporter: "What do they want to stand in a row?"

The reporter said: "Hey, you don't know, the famous TIGER team sings the team song before every game."

Liu Zuozhen was dizzy by these old men and stuttered a little: "They still sing the team song?"

The reporter said: "Hey, they started from participating in the regional trials and entered the national competition without losing a game! Do you know what the magic weapon is?-singing team songs, boost morale!"

As soon as Azhu was happy, he said to his fart brother: "I bet you ten yuan, their team song must be the national anthem. At first glance, it is the old revolution. What can boost morale? — the national anthem! It must be true."

The fart brother said: "Bullshit! I bet their team song must be "Beat the Devil's Head", that's the momentum!"

Agui timidly said next to him: "I also bet ten dollars. I think it might be "Kangding Love Song." When the old men passed by us just now, I heard someone hum this song."

Liu Zuo said, "Hush, they started to sing. Listen..." The four old gangsters sang neatly and rhythmically under the command of a hostage old man: "We are all kind of people from the Northeast. Yeon, we are rich in Korean ginseng, our pork stewed vermicelli, ooooooooo, we are all living Leifeng!

Cuihua, serve sauerkraut! "

When the TIGER team sang the team song, the CCTV Sports Channel has entered the stage of starting live broadcast. Two famous CS commentators in Nanjing, known as "Huoyan" Ermao, and "Tiezui" Xiaodai, together with the host of the Bounty Hunter and Team Lotus, were sitting in front of Ermao's TV. Although it is a 20-inch color TV that has been in service for 11 years, it still faithfully presents the grand occasion of the Beijing CS game to the three people. The live broadcast commentary of CCTV was provided by the famous sports program host known as "Han Dazui" Han Jia.

As soon as Ermao used the remote control to tune up the sports channel, he heard a familiar voice on the TV: "Hello everyone. I’m the host Han Jia. Maybe some viewers just opened the elevator. For the broadcast on CCTV, This sports program is not very clear. Let me introduce it to you. The live game we broadcast today is not sports in the traditional sense, but one of the emerging e-sports events in recent years-the 2002 National CS Competition. CS It is a very interesting game. Two groups of people are dressed as policemen and gangsters respectively. After a group fight, the gangsters will decide whether the bombs are successfully placed or not. Of course, sometimes it is not to plant bombs but to rescue the hostages. In that way Under the circumstances, the outcome of the game between the two sides depends on whether the police can safely rescue the hostages. Although the CS game has not appeared for long in China or even in the world, it can be said that it is a brand new competition, but this game has already appeared. Disturbing factors. For example, I often hear that the gangsters used all means to gain victory, even shooting hostages. We think this is inconsistent with the spirit of sports competition with the theme of peace and health. We should severely condemn this A cruel and inhuman act!"

Ermao, Xiaodai, and Tuman were stunned, staring at each other.

At this time Ermao's wife shouted from the outside, "Ermao, you dead! Did you wash the clothes?"

Ermao replied, "My wife, don't worry. Even if the task you give me is up to the sword, I will complete it." After speaking, he nodded to Xiaodai and Tuman, and whispered: "A woman's house, ignore her. Let's watch."

As the camera lens switched in the competition hall, Han Dazui followed the screen closely to explain: "We can see that the competition hall is very lively now. Everyone is preparing, and some do push-ups. Some do sit-ups and some do leg presses. It seems that these CSERs are going to bring the best into the game. Oh my God! What are the old men doing in the D group area?... Our camera shots It’s very clear that those old men changed into gangster costumes and were singing team songs. They even wore models of AK47 rifles and AWP long-range sniper rifles. Oh, everyone can see that these old gangsters’ clothes are very interesting. There are many pockets in which you can hold a lot of things, such as "Guide to Survival in the Wild", compressed biscuits, compasses, etc. They are all packed in their pockets. I can't help but think of the shorts of those female tennis players at the French Open. It's interesting. They are all specially made. You can put a few **** inside without falling out..." Han Dazui stopped here, and the whispers of the staff and Han Dazui were clearly heard in the TV channel.

After a while, Han Dazui started again: "Oh, to correct it, those female athletes are wearing short skirts instead of shorts."

Tuman didn't even listen to Han Dakou's nagging, his eyes were fixed on the TV screen. When he saw the TIGER team singing "We are all from the Northeast", the rabbit man suddenly pointed to the screen with excitement and said: "Bounty Hunters! They are there!"

Ermao and Xiaodu looked at the screen carefully with wide eyes. Sure enough, in the corner of the screen, you could see the bounty hunters standing there all together. It seems to be listening to the old man team singing. The rabbit man swallowed with excitement, and said, "Hey, that fat guy, what kind of **** came from-he was going to act as a macho to scare away Ye Ziming's MM square."

Er Mao stared at the fat man on the screen and looked carefully. It turned out that it was this guy, but his hair was a lot shiny, and he could barely shine. But Brother Pi doesn't seem to be accustomed to his own hair style.

The rabbit man turned his head and asked Ermao: "You said that the two Jiangsu teams-SIP and bounty team-which one can go further in this game?"

Ermao groaned for a while and said: "The national competition is not trivial. Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger show their talents. In addition to seeing the team's skills and cooperation, there is luck."

Xiaodai said: "Don't, don't, don't talk nonsense. Bi, Bi, the game has started!"

I saw Han Dakou’s familiar and kind voice saying on TV: “We saw that the players from both teams in the four groups were already seated. Their game maps were all decided by a lottery the day before. As the four groups played at the same time, We can’t broadcast the live matches of the four groups at the same time. Therefore, we can only broadcast one group, and the rest can only be broadcasted in the future. Please understand! Oh, this time we are broadcasting live..." , Ermao, Xiaodai waited for Han Dazui to hold his breath and waited for Han Dazui to announce that they secretly hope that it is the bounty team or the SIP group.

Han Dazui announced: "This time we are broadcasting the game of Group A."

Xiao Da sighed. This sigh is very smooth, no