Cthulhu Gonfalon

The first customer of the playground is not a mortal, but a god.

“It looks like it’s pretty good.” Viyer ran to the dessert shop and took a dessert. She ran to the beverage store and took a fruit wine. She drank the dessert and drank the wine, and praised it. New! It's something I haven't seen before!"

Xiong Xiong floated aside and accompanied him to visit. He was so appreciative that he couldn’t help but smile: "Please call me a 'new looking Oscar!'"

As he said, he also raised his head high and set a posture for the world.

However, he forgot one thing - the jellyfish's body is almost a semi-circle, no matter how high the head is, it is almost the same.

"This barbecue is not bad." After a while, they came to the barbecue stall. Vier had two strings of interest and was amazed. "Although the craftsmanship is worse than the chefs, no one can do this new idea." ratio!"

As a member of the country of food, he is also very researching about cooking. With the help of divine power, the spices that were circulated by various chefs on the earth as a secret inheritance were reproduced, and various flavor foods naturally came into being.

The variety of dining in this playground is all earth-like, from a glass of water on the roadside stalls to the signature dishes in the restaurant. Nothing is the style of the world.

Not only that, but the facilities of this playground are also entirely of the earth style. The grass and trees are all carefully crafted. Although the power system is completely different, no matter the appearance or the experience, it is no different from the playground on the earth.

If you are not looking for a difference, it is the workers in the playground, which are very different from those on the earth.

There may also be giants in the playground of the earth, half-orcs, elves, dwarves... but certainly not real goods.

However, in this playground, the giants who watched the gates were real, the patrols of the half-orcs were true, the elves and half-elves who served as waiters were real, and several dwarves who were porters were real, in several shops. The gnome chef is real, even the lazy squat in the corner, the dragon that spurts the fire from time to time is true - oh, no, this is fake.

"Is there a problem with the dragon in the playground?" Viyer pointed at the fire dragon who was kneeling beside the rockery and asked worriedly.

"It should be no problem, it is not a real dragon." Yan Xiong rushed over and yelled at the red dragon that was half-sleeping and half-awake. "Favnier, are you alright?"

The red dragon, like a hill, looked up and looked at him with a pair of glamorous peach eyes. He shook his head: "Not very good. This dress is a bit uncomfortable. I am a little regretted to sign with you for ten years. Contracts."

"Anyway, if you are idle, you are still idle. If you don't do anything here, you can make money. What's wrong?" Yan Xiong said with a smile. "And not wearing it all day, just waiting for work." Take it off."

The dragon slouched his head and buried his head in his paw.

"I knew that it was so boring, I wouldn't come..." Its voice snorted out from under the paws. "The **** bard, what else said," said his majesty, it would be the most interesting playground in the world. To attract the most wealthy people in the world, with the course of the world's best restaurants, the best casinos, the best brothels... 'The result is to lie to me to work! Also believers of the **** of joy? He himself was happy and gave me a pit!"

When Weiye glanced, he immediately reacted and applied his power to investigate it.

It turned out that this is a legendary creature named Favnier, wearing a faux turf jacket. It has a nickname called "Free and Funny Bird". Although it is a huge monster, it is keen. In the change to a human appearance, ran into the bustling cities, mad gambling, often throwing a box of gold coins, and then eating, drinking and playing for a few days and then grow away. The most famous deeds have been to go to the famous brothels more than once to go to the "package field", eat and drink for a few days and nights, so that the prostitutes can not get out of bed, only to laugh and show the original shape.

As a "big player" in the world, it has suffered a big loss this time.

The bard is the high priest of Vier, who once learned from Vier that the mask of the void is building the world's premier playground in the ash forest. So when I was chatting with Favnier in the pub, I said it.

At that time, one bird and one bird were drunk and didn't know what to say about the cowhide. In short, Favnier was very interested in the playground.

It has always been the most fun person in the whole continent - oh, the most fun bird, I heard that there is such a good place, how can I not try it? So regardless of hard work, thousands of mountains and waters fly to the gray forest, want to see if the playground is really so interesting.

Regrettably, when it came here, the playground was not finished yet. The so-called "best restaurant, the best casino, the best brothel" certainly did not exist.

Favne, who felt that he had been cheated, looked forward to a sudden anger and wanted to make a big fuss. The result was suppressed by Yan Xiong, and after a warm and friendly consultation, it eventually became an employee of the playground. The usual job was to put on a red dragon coat specially made by Yuxiong, pretending to be a fierce. The red dragon allows visitors to take a look and feel, and from time to time they are also responsible for two screams or a fire to create an atmosphere.

"Your falsification is too level!" Vier couldn't help but admire, "I actually let a legendary creature pretend to be a red dragon, and the dragon skin is exactly the same! I was cheated at the beginning!"

Yan Xiong laughed and was very proud.

Falsification can deceive the gods, and this thing can be described as superb. He wondered if he could still cross the earth, and relying on this fake technology to sell a copy of the mobile phone pirated CD, it would be enough to support his family.

... No, as a cultural person, he can learn from Mr. Zhang Daqian. Mr. Zhang is a fake master in his youth. He specializes in forging all kinds of ancient paintings. He also likes to hide his own name in the painting to prove it.

It’s just that no one thought of it. Later, the paintings he made faked were not inferior to the original ones, and even the counterfeit products outperformed the genuine ones.

Yan Xiong feels that his ability to falsify can also reach this level.

"To tell the truth, you can build such a magnificent playground, but it's all right; you can find so many weird recipes, it's not very rare; what really surprised me is that you can actually get together. Many wonderful people come." After some excursions, Vier sat on the observation deck of the highest restaurant in the playground, looking around the scenery, laughing and saying, "The most amazing thing is that these people with their own personality are If you are willing to listen to you, even the unruly legendary creatures will work honestly here."

At the gate of the playground, Gerard held a giant axe as a guard and showed a thick smile to the passing children. In the office of the management office, the snowflake was angering a stupid half-orc, not knowing what the guy was doing. She was angry; in the library, Wo Wei was sweeping the floor with a broom, and looked calm as the old well did not wave; next to the fire dragon rockery in the corner, Favnier wearing a fire dragon coat was still smashing and complaining about himself. Unlucky.

His divine thoughts continued to expand, and soon saw Stewart, who was persuaded by a curious visitor at the entrance to the underground labyrinth; and then saw Akane, who was sitting in the medical room and compiling the mushroom illustrations. ......

"Nothing, just an ordinary playground." Yan Xiong said.

"This playground is not ordinary at all!" Vijay smiled meaningfully.

When he left, he promised that he would let his own poets spread the story about the playground and help the tourists attract tourists.

However, after more than a month, there are still very few visitors to the playground.

“Why is this happening?” Yan Xiong looked at the deficit report handed over to him by Snow, wondering, “Is this playground not interesting?”

“It’s fun,” Snow said. “But it’s too far away.”

"Far? Good wine is not afraid of the deep alley! What is farther away! The secret tower is so far away, there are many people running to learn magic!"

"It's necessary to learn magic, but not to play in the playground."

Yan Xiong was speechless, sighed, and looked at the glaring "loss" words. Mutter: "All the materials are self-produced. Why are they losing money? Even if only one person is born, it is a net profit..."

"Do you think that if you want to find such a large group of people, you don't need to pay?" Snow said coldly. "Even if you are a devout believer, there is no reason to work for you without compensation!"

Yuxiong was speechless. He glanced at the wooden board that stated the various expenses. His eyes were fixed on the two characters of "loss" specially marked by the snowflake. The sharp eyes were like two swords on the wooden board. Two deep grooves were carved out.

However, this does not change the problem, and the loss is still a loss.

"We have to find a way to find more tourists!" he said.

But what should I do?

After some thinking, he decided to build a portal to the playground in the capitals of major powers.

"Hey! This cost is too high!" Even the cool dragon, Snowflake was shocked by his crazy idea. "Do you know how much precious materials you need to build a fixed portal!"

"Nothing, I am paying my own pocket!"

"But the transfer is also costly!"

Yan Xiong laughed three times: "You don't understand this! My playground is originally a high-end customer. People who can afford the underground city adventure, how can they care about the transmission fee?"

"I want to add more high-end projects. For example, I have arranged a group of elf waiters for the rich guys. The little girl who wears a high-pitched cheongsam and wears a head. Rabbit ears, see people one by one; the ground should also be covered with red carpet, from the portal to the entrance to the dungeon; on the way to be transformed, upgrade the grade, improve the taste... Guess, do this, How much do I have to collect them?"

“One hundred gold coins per team?”

"Three hundred gold coins, each person!"

"Three hundred gold coins per person... too much!"

"That's what you don't understand! I'm willing to spend a lot of money on it. Of course I'm willing to spend a lot of money! Look at the one on the ground that is wearing a dragon. He could carry a box of gold coins..."

Even if the snow is no longer questioned, the hero who burned in anger and lost his mind was completely ignored. He waved his tentacles and made this crazy decision.