Cthulhu in the Sharingan

The next morning,

The sun had already risen to the top of his head, but Su Chi was still sleeping, which was rare.

It was a rare trip back home, and this place gave him a strong sense of security, so he slept for a long time.

This was a spiritual need, not a physical need.

Shisanxiang shook his tail, and the sun was shining on his butt, which was too uncomfortable.

He trotted all the way to the toilet, and after satisfying his physical needs, his cat paws slapped on the button.

What he despised most in his life were those stupid cats who couldn't even scoop shit.

As for the shit scooper,

Shisanxiang turned his eyes to Su Chi and meowed angrily.

This is an old scumbag, who always fills himself up, and then throws himself aside after using himself.

"嘤嘤嘤..." Li Jiajia in Shisanxiang agreed.

It was noon when Su Chi got up from the bed.

I haven't experienced this feeling of sleeping in for a long time.

The noodle shop on the first floor was not open. Since the chef resigned, such a large store has become a private kitchen for their group.

In the hall of the noodle shop, Lin Xueni was practicing swords alone. His fighting style was obviously different from Su Chi, and it seemed simple and straightforward.

The most important thing is,

this girl's strength has improved very quickly.

After drinking a sip of Isatis root to refresh himself, Su Chi lay on the rocking chair and enjoyed the life of a salted fish.

Hmm... Hmm?

Lin Xueni! ?

Su Chi stood up from the chair suddenly, and he patted his head a little late.

How could he ignore such an important clue? The ghoul bishop has an apprentice. Isn't that nun Xueni's sister!

Shisanxiang ran to Su Chi's legs, and after seeing him stand up, he decisively jumped onto the rocking chair and occupied the position here.

Su Chi trotted all the way over. Although the house was a bit big, it didn't take much time.

Lin Xueni was a little surprised and a little confused and said: "Darling! Why are you here today?"

Su Chi scratched his head embarrassedly: "I have some questions to ask you."

Lin Xueni put away the weapon in his hand and nodded with a smile.

Su Chi said with some concern: "How is your sister recently?"

"My sister..."

Halfway through the words, Lin Xueni keenly felt that something was wrong.

The pig I want to catch,

We met after a week, and he actually asked about my sister first...

He won't...

Lin Xueni became sharper, and seeing that Su Chi was a little guilty, her hands and feet became a little unnatural.

Strange,

Why should I feel guilty?

Su Chi patted his right hand holding the thermos cup in a strange way, and coughed twice: "Mainly, I want to ask her something."

"Can't you ask me?" Lin Xueni's face became a little aggrieved.

Although she had heard that Darling was hit by breaking up with her and became a little fickle.

But I didn't expect...

Why must it be my sister?

Is Chen Hui not good at anything?

Pfft, pfft, why do you think about that little slut? Am I not good enough?

Bang bang...

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Su Chi touched his nose and hurried over to open the door.

When he saw Lin Xueni's expression like this, he would feel inexplicably flustered, even though he had done nothing.

This feeling is like...like when I was a kid and saw my deskmate throw a firecracker into the teacher's toilet.

As a result, when the teacher asked if you threw the firecracker after class, you obviously didn't do anything, but you still feel a little panicked when asked.

But the moment you opened the door,

Su Chi's little heart suddenly jumped.

Chen Hui, wearing a short skirt, stood outside with a book in her arms. She looked at herself and showed a particularly happy expression on her face: "I went to No. 6 Middle School to find you many times, but they said you haven't been to school for a long time. I'm a little worried, so..."

Pursing his lips, Su Chi's right reincarnation eye hidden under the black beauty contact lens has seen Lin Xueni approaching him slowly.

Perhaps it was due to his instinct as a scumbag, he almost subconsciously changed the subject and said, "I heard that the peach blossoms in the next county are blooming. Should we go over and take a look? I heard they are so beautiful."

"Huh?" Chen Hui tilted her head in a strange way, "But the book says that the peach blossoms are in full bloom in March and April. Isn't it almost July now?"

"Ahem...because peaches are late to ripen, so the flowering period is also late." Su Chi said nonsense casually.

Although Chen Hui felt something was wrong, she still nodded subconsciously.

Lin Xueni behind her was a little unhappy. She puffed her mouth slightly and tried to act like I was very angry, but I pretended that I was not angry, and you came to coax me.

Su Chi's reaction was also very fast, and he quickly said, "Let's go, aren't you going?"

"Go!"

Lin Xueni broke down in a second, but there was nothing she could do.

If she didn't go, the darling would be confused by this little fox, and wouldn't it become a date between the two of them?

This won't do.

I must get involved.

Bah,

I can’t let the little fox take my pig away.

Su Chi took out the key of the Porsche and got in the car with the two girls.

Chen Hui was a little surprised when she saw the Porsche.

In her impression, Su Chi has always been a stupid boy, and his family is not rich.

Lin Xueni saw what Chen Hui was thinking at a glance. She looked at Su Chi with jealousy: "This car was given by my sister."

Hmph,

Come on and make me happy.

"Ah... so..."

Chen Hui also curled her lips slightly, and her expression seemed a little jealous.

Why didn't you tell me if you wanted a car?

I can give it to you.

Why do you have to use other women's cars every day? Can't you ride mine?

Su Chi drove the car attentively all the way. This kind of Shura field is the most difficult to deal with.

Summarizing his experience of being single for more than ten years in his previous life, Su Chi has already realized a strategy for chasing girls that belongs to him.

Talk less, curse less, and do more.

Although it seems simple, it is actually very effective. As long as Su Chi remembers these three points in his heart, he will never make girls cry again.

Unless it is the first time...

But after trying a few more times, Su Chi has mastered it perfectly. As long as he doesn't talk, he won't offend anyone.

Especially those girls who always like to ask you where to eat dinner.

If you say you will listen to her, the girl will just tell you to do whatever you want. If you really do whatever you want, you are done.

At the same time, if the girl is not satisfied with your answer, she will think you don't care about her. At this time, don't talk back.

Anyway, once you quarrel, the guy will always apologize in the end.

Unless you say goodbye directly.

"How about we go eat hot pot?"

Su Chi drove halfway and mentioned it casually.

But there was nothing he could do about it. He quietly put his phone on the ground and used his 360-degree field of view to control the screen with his toes.

After searching for a long time, he still couldn't find the peach blossoms blooming in this season.