Cultivation of Immortality
Chapter 591 Even a stupid pig can’t
Yu Chan looked at him arrogantly and said, "For those of you who are crawling hard on the road, my majesty will always be there. I just think you are a little evil. This immortal concubine practices the Supreme Dual Cultivation Technique. It is normal to seduce others. If you think that you have not broken through the shackles of the secular world, it is your blessing to seduce you. If you dare to say disrespectful words again, I will let you taste what it feels like to be burned by desire. "
Xun Yi did not dare to speak harshly, and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, I have little knowledge. Those words just now are ignorant lies, but taking you as a concubine is not disrespectful, right? This is not to insult you. If you have no extraordinary ability, you are not peerless." Feng Hua, I don’t even have the interest to take another look at it. My Immortal Lord’s vision is so high, you are barely qualified.”
Yu Chan asked with a smile in her eyes, "Then your wife must marry a real immortal, right?"
Xun Yi avoided her gaze and said confidently, "You can be selective when choosing a concubine, but it depends on fate as a real wife. If you are not a fairy, you can only accept her."
Yu Chan glanced at him with disgust and asked slowly, "What's going on with Shao Ling? Why do you want to help her?"
Xunyi hesitated for a moment and said, "She is a bit like an old friend of mine. I couldn't bear to see her in trouble, so I helped him."
"Is it that simple?" Yu Chan asked with raised eyes.
"It's that simple." Xunyi nodded solemnly.
Yu Chan looked at him with a bit of amusement and said, "Xiaoqi, I asked about Shaoling because I can't see through what you are. Your scheming and government make me think that you shouldn't be so innocent." My heart, but your actions and the eyes that reveal your heart make me feel that you are a pure and kind person. I am good at attacking the heart. Logically, I shouldn't be able to see through a little thing like you. You are evil. I think you can call me Little Evil Lord after Little Demon Lord.”??.??
Xunyi gave her an even more disgusting look, frowned and said, "You are so unlearned, you are still an immortal concubine. My sixth senior brother's name is Xinxie. If I call him Xiaoxiejun, wouldn't it violate his name?" Don’t even understand!”
Yu Chan pursed her lips and smiled and said, "You have also reached the middle and late stage of pill formation. Why are you still so concerned about the world? You gave me the title of fairy aunt before, but now you are violating the taboo. You are really interesting." of."
Xunyi knew that what he said was right, so he lay down angrily and said, "Being a husband is not for you to have fun with. Let's continue what we just said. Do you think you are stupid? Are you qualified enough for me to teach you a lesson?"
Yu Chan was so angry that she stretched out her legs and kicked him, and yelled in a charming manner, "I've already said that! I said I've learned my lesson!"
Xunyi took advantage of the situation and rolled to the side, saying innocently, "I forgot, I forgot because your attitude in accepting the lesson was not sincere enough, so I forgot. What should we say?"
Yu Chan leaned down beside him, brushed his eyelashes with her hands and whispered, "It's time to talk about getting back the seed of your heart."
Xunyi swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty, "Besides...other than that, do you have any other way to get back the seed of your heart?"
There was a mist in Yu Chan's bright eyes, and she said with a smile, "Yes, but I don't want to be so troublesome. Do you want me to use other methods?"
"Hmm... um... it's okay to talk. Let me compare. Maybe... I don't find it troublesome." Xunyi was so confused that he was almost sweating.
Yu Chan grabbed his neck in shame and anger, and said fiercely, "The other way is to take out your heart and eat it! I don't think it's too troublesome now, let's just use this one!"
Xunyi blushed due to being pinched, and waved his hand to Shen Nian again and again, saying, "Forget it, forget it, this method sounds troublesome as hell."
Yu Chan let go of her hand, nodded and said, "Okay! Xiaoqi, I have you! You are capable enough if you can still push me away when I get on my couch. If I can't make you prostrate yourself under my skirt, I will be your concubine!"
Xunyi hurriedly defended, "Only a stupid pig would hesitate in front of you..."
Yu Chan said bitterly, "Even a stupid pig can't do it. What do you think you are?"
Xunyi giggled, and then muttered timidly, "I just... don't want to give my heart back to you right now."
"Then keep it, and don't ask me to take it away!" Yu Chan glared at him threateningly, but there was a smile in her eyes, just in case Xun Yi thought she was really eager to get her heart back. kind.
Xunyi glanced at the top of the tent and blinked for a while, then said very calmly, "Let go of the suppression of my spiritual beast."
Hearing this, Yu Chan looked at him with doubtful eyes.
Xunyi tilted his head and glanced at her and said, "I want it back."
Yu Chan looked at him calmly and silently. She couldn't believe that Xun Yi could be so sincere or so stupid, but she didn't know what to say.
Xunyi didn't urge her anymore. He turned around and blinked at the ceiling of the tent, as if it didn't happen just now.
After being silent for a cup of tea, Yu Chan slowly began to relax her hold on the wind dragon. Her expression was extremely solemn at the moment. To control the spirit beast, she only needed to use her thoughts. If Xun Yi wanted to trick her, Then she would definitely suffer this loss. Just when she was so nervous that her heartbeat began to speed up, the wind dragon suddenly broke away from the weakened suppression and disappeared suddenly!
"Ah~" The rush of the wind dragon stirred up the two souls, causing Yu Chan to exclaim, followed by a long exhale of relief.
At the same time, a flash of panic flashed in Xunyi's eyes. It was brought to him by the wind dragon. After sending the wind dragon into Yu Chan's soul, he deliberately severed the mental connection with the wind dragon and was trapped in the transformation. The wind dragon in Monk Yu's soul must be afraid. The moment he summoned it back, Xunyi felt that fear. After comforting the wind dragon, he also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Why? Be honest with each other?" Yu Chan looked at Xun Yi with a strange look and asked.
Xunyi still looked at the ceiling of the tent and said with no interest, "I just find it boring. I don't want to play with you like this anymore. The two of them put knives on each other's necks. They were trembling in their hearts but talked about being honest with each other in their mouths. It's boring." "
Yu Chan became interested and asked, "Do you trust me so much? Or are you so gullible to everyone?"
Xunyi said angrily, "I just think you're too stupid and it's boring to play intrigue with you."
Yu Chan bit her lips and threw herself at him, saying fiercely, "You brat, I haven't been scolded so many times by anyone. Okay! I'll dig out your heart and take it back so I can say this." Bad temper!"
Xunyi laughed and hugged her and rolled around a few times. Finally, he pressed her under him and stared into those bright spring eyes and said, "Don't tempt me. Don't let me get lustful. I know you have this ability."
"Even if you don't have any intention, I will still eat you!" After Yu Chan said these words with an extremely ecstatic expression, she gently pushed Xun Yi away and sat up. Although her pretty face was still as beautiful as a flower, It's so touching but gives people a sense of solemnity.
Xunyi's racing heart quickly calmed down, and he involuntarily adjusted his face and sitting posture. Yu Chan looked at him arrogantly and said, "For those of you who are crawling hard on the road, my majesty will always be there. I just think you are a little evil. This immortal concubine practices the Supreme Dual Cultivation Technique. It is normal to seduce others. If you think that you have not broken through the shackles of the secular world, it is your blessing to seduce you. If you dare to say disrespectful words again, I will let you taste what it feels like to be burned by desire. "
Xun Yi didn't dare to speak harshly, and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, I have little knowledge. Those words just now are ignorant lies, but taking you as a concubine is not disrespectful, right? This is not an insult to you. If you don't have extraordinary abilities, you are not peerless." Feng Hua, I don’t even have the interest to take another look at it. My Immortal Lord’s vision is so high, you are barely qualified.”
Yu Chan asked with a smile in her eyes, "Then your wife must marry a real immortal, right?"
Xun Yi avoided her gaze and said confidently, "You can be selective when choosing a concubine, but it depends on fate as a real wife. If you are not a fairy, you can only accept her."
Yu Chan glanced at him with disgust and asked slowly, "What's going on with Shao Ling? Why do you want to help her?"
Xunyi hesitated for a moment and said, "She is a bit like an old friend of mine. I couldn't bear to see her in trouble, so I helped him."
"Is it that simple?" Yu Chan asked with raised eyes.
"It's that simple." Xunyi nodded solemnly.
Yu Chan looked at him with a bit of amusement and said, "Xiaoqi, I asked about Shaoling because I can't see through what you are. Your scheming and government make me think that you shouldn't be so innocent." My heart, but your actions and the eyes that reveal your heart make me feel that you are a pure and kind person. I am good at attacking the heart. Logically, I shouldn't be able to see through a little thing like you. You are evil. I think you can call me Little Evil Lord after Little Demon Lord."
Xunyi gave her an even more disgusting look, frowned and said, "You are so unlearned, you are still an immortal concubine. My sixth senior brother's name is Xinxie. If I call him Xiaoxiejun, wouldn't it violate his name?" Don’t even understand!”
Yu Chan pursed her lips and smiled and said, "You have also reached the middle and late stage of pill formation. Why are you still so concerned about the world? You gave me the title of fairy aunt before, but now you are violating the taboo. You are really interesting." of."
Xunyi knew that what he said was right, so he lay down angrily and said, "Being a husband is not for you to have fun with. Let's continue what we just said. Do you think you are stupid? Are you qualified enough for me to teach you a lesson?"
Yu Chan was so angry that she stretched out her legs and kicked him, and scolded him in a charming manner, "I've already said that! I said I've learned my lesson!"
Xunyi took advantage of the situation and rolled to the side, saying innocently, "I forgot, I forgot because your attitude in accepting the lesson was not sincere enough, so I forgot. What should we say?"
Yu Chan leaned down beside him, brushed his eyelashes with her hands and whispered, "It's time to talk about getting back the seed of your heart."
Xunyi swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty, "Besides...other than that, do you have any other way to get back the seed of your heart?"
There was a mist in Yu Chan's bright eyes, and she said with a smile, "Yes, but I don't want to be so troublesome. Do you want me to use other methods?"
"Hmm... um... it's okay to talk. Let me compare. Maybe... I don't find it troublesome." Xunyi was so confused that he was almost sweating.
Yu Chan grabbed his neck in shame and anger, and said fiercely, "The other way is to dig out your heart and eat it! I don't think it's too much trouble now, let's just use this one!"
Xunyi blushed due to being pinched, and he waved his hand to Shen Nian and said, "Forget it, forget it, this method sounds very troublesome."
Yu Chan let go of her hand, nodded and said, "Okay! Xiaoqi, I have you! You are capable enough if you can still push me away when I get on my couch. If I can't make you prostrate yourself under my skirt, I will be your concubine!"
Xunyi hurriedly defended, "Only stupid pigs will hesitate in front of you..."
Yu Chan said bitterly, "Even a stupid pig can't do it. What do you think you are?"
Xunyi giggled, and then muttered timidly, "I just... don't want to give my heart back to you right now."
"Then keep it, and don't ask me to take it away!" Yu Chan glared at him threateningly, but there was a smile in her eyes, just in case Xun Yi thought she was really eager to get her heart back. kind.
Xunyi glanced at the top of the tent and blinked for a while, then said very calmly, "Let go of the suppression of my spiritual beast."
Yu Chan looked at him with doubtful eyes after hearing this.
Xunyi tilted his head and glanced at her and said, "I want it back."
Yu Chan looked at him calmly and silently. She couldn't believe that Xun Yi could be so sincere or so stupid, but she didn't know what to say.
Xunyi didn't urge her anymore. He turned around and blinked at the ceiling of the tent, as if it didn't happen just now.
After being silent for a cup of tea, Yu Chan slowly began to relax her hold on the wind dragon. Her expression was extremely solemn at the moment. To control the spirit beast, she only needed to use her thoughts. If Xun Yi wanted to trick her, Then she would definitely suffer this loss. Just when she was so nervous that her heartbeat began to speed up, the wind dragon suddenly broke away from the weakened suppression and disappeared suddenly!
"Ah~" The rush of the wind dragon stirred up the two souls, causing Yu Chan to exclaim, followed by a long exhale of relief.
At the same time, a flash of panic flashed in Xunyi's eyes. It was brought to him by the wind dragon. After sending the wind dragon into Yu Chan's soul, he deliberately severed the mental connection with the wind dragon and was trapped in the transformation. The wind dragon in Monk Yu's soul must be afraid. The moment he summoned it back, Xunyi felt that fear. After comforting the wind dragon, he also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Why? Be honest?" Yu Chan looked at Xun Yi with a strange look and asked.
Xunyi still looked at the ceiling of the tent and said with no interest, "I just find it boring. I don't want to play with you like this anymore. The two of them put knives on each other's necks. They were trembling in their hearts but talking about being honest with each other. It's boring." "
Yu Chan became interested and asked, "Do you trust me so much? Or are you so gullible to everyone?"
Xunyi said angrily, "I just think you're too stupid and it's boring to play intrigue with you."
Yu Chan bit her lips and threw herself at him, saying fiercely, "You brat, I haven't been scolded so many times by anyone. Okay! I'll dig out your heart and take it back so I can say this." Bad temper!"
Xunyi laughed and hugged her and rolled around a few times. Finally, he pressed her under him and stared into those bright spring eyes and said, "Don't tempt me. Don't let me get lustful. I know you have this ability."
"Even if you don't have any intention, I will still eat you!" After Yu Chan said these words with an extremely ecstatic expression, she gently pushed Xun Yi away and sat up. Although her pretty face was still as beautiful as a flower, It's so touching but gives people a sense of solemnity.
Xunyi's racing heart quickly calmed down, and he involuntarily adjusted his face and sitting posture.
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