Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

Didn't expect Yu Yueyue to think so highly of herself? Looking at her serious face, there is no intention of flattery. Could it be that this woman wants to use my treasure-hunting secret technique?

To be on the safe side, I still can't be moved by her, and said meaningfully:

"Everyone understands the truth. The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold! But which poor person doesn't want to reach the sky in one step?

There are ready-made gold bricks, but I have to work hard from morning to night and work hard. Do you think I look like a person whose head is flooded? "

"I don't know if my head can get into the water or not. People who think about gold bricks falling from the sky all day long, be careful to let the gold bricks fall stupid!"

Yu Yueyue said bitterly, and gave Ye Congwen a dissatisfied look. She didn't make any progress at all, but she had a clever face that was simply stubborn.

"Falling flowers are intentional, flowing water is ruthless, it seems that there is no hope if you want to take a shortcut to reach the sky in one step, there is no way, the life of the poor is miserable!"

Ye Congwen's face was full of melancholy, his heart was pierced like a knife, and the desolate eyes made people cry.

"What do you mean? Why do you look so good?"

"As the saying goes: Female juniors hold gold bricks! It seems that I am thinking too much, the gold brick in Yu's house has nothing to do with me!

What a beautiful piece of gold, gentle and considerate, bright (wisdom) moving, just passing Damn shoulder to shoulder like this, it hurts my heart to think of it!

Forget it, I'd better accompany Lin Xiaoyu, a crazy girl, to dig out the elixir. "

Ye Congwen pretended to be lost, and staggered towards Lin Xiaoyu.

Yu Yueyue understood what Ye Congwen meant, her pretty face changed from red to white, her heart fluttered, the little deer bumped around, and she didn't know what she was thinking, so she caught up with Ye Congwen in two or three steps.

Shyly complaining: "It's been a long time since I heard you say such stupid things, I thought you'd changed your temper, who knows you're still the same gibberish!

Bean Sprouts Little Sister is right, I shouldn’t have put oil in my cooking last night, lest you be glib in front of me and keep teasing me. "

Ye Congwen saw that Yu Yueyue looked like a shy rose, as bright as a rainbow, with eyes like autumn waves, and secretly screamed in his heart that something was wrong!

Immediately and solemnly suggested:

"Lin Xiaoyu has been digging for half an hour, and there is no movement at all. It is most likely that there will be no harvest. Later, I still want you to show your skills and show her your beautiful throwing skills, so that our parents will look good. .”

"You can teach such a simple thing as throwing a bamboo basket to your little fish Little Sister, why let me, an outsider, disturb your marriage?

Xiaoyu Little Sister is charming, exquisite and small, she can make the bed and fold the quilt, massage and rub her shoulders, and she is the eldest lady of the Lin family who is loved by thousands of people. Not only is the dowry gift free, but it can also be posted upside down. Such a good pie is worthless!

Besides, you have taught her the exclusive secret technique of 54321, what's the matter with teaching one more throwing technique? "

Yu Yueyue said angrily, she was very dissatisfied with Ye Congwen's actions, and even told Lin Xiaoyu a secret I didn't know, you don't have a share of the BRIC!

Ye Congwen secretly screamed in his heart that something was wrong, no matter how generous a woman was, she was still as petty as a light in this regard, and she was tit-for-tat.

Sure enough, without saying a few words, he started to settle the whole account, even Lin Xiaoyu made his own bed and quilt. Every sentence in the words pointed to the secret technique of 54321. Is this forcing the palace?

I just said that this woman was trying to use her own treasure-hunting secret technique, and I really guessed it right. Ye Congwen Xin

Such as Ming Jing, who has seen through everything long ago, this kind of routine that looks sour on the outside, but is actually aimed at treasure hunting and secret techniques has already made Yu Yueyue play to perfection.

I guess if I don't explain the methods and tricks of "54321" to her clearly, this woman won't give me a good face!

It has to be said that neither of these two women is a fuel-efficient lamp. One seems gentle and generous, and has nothing to do with the world. Once he encounters something he is interested in, he will try his best to get it.

Lin Xiaoyu looks carefree, naive and reckless, but in fact he has a thick face and a dark heart. When he falls in love with her, he will act softly, act coquettishly and play cute, and even take it for himself at the expense of his personal reputation.

"How can throwing throwing skills be passed on to outsiders casually? The ancestors of the Ye family didn't agree, and I passed it on to her, and she wouldn't be able to throw it! This kind of sincerity is mutual. No matter how sincere Lin Xiaoyu is, the old man doesn't like her." , all in vain."

Hearing Ye Congwen speak so bluntly, Yu Yueyue's mood suddenly improved, but she was still a little worried about Ye Congwen's attitude, so she tried again unwillingly:

"Who can tell if there is no evidence for telepathy? What if one day you beg your ancestors to accept your charming little fish Little Sister? After all, old people like to have children and grandchildren. , the granddaughters-in-law get together

! "

"What do you think of the ancestors of our Ye clan? Our Huaye and Leaf clans have observed monogamy for generations. Which descendants who are not good-looking dare to violate the clan rules and engage in such immoral things as polygamy?

Do you think our Ye family men are the same as those playboys of your Yu family who can't chew off more? "

Ye Congwen said angrily, very dissatisfied with Yu Yueyue's thoughts, comparing me with those playboys in your Yu family is simply too insulting. Besides, my dream since I was a child was to marry a big girl from the flower clan to improve the physique of my offspring. How could Lin Xiaoyu, who was just 1.6 meters tall, fall into his eyes?

Can't help and can't hold back? No one can cheat his own son! Ye Congwen sweats coldly when he thinks that his children and grandchildren are only 1.6 meters tall.

Unexpectedly, Yu Yueyue laughed knowingly after hearing this, and felt that the ancestors of the Ye clan were too foresighted, and it was not in vain that she had the cheek to shout so many times.

When the anger in my heart dissipated, I naturally became gentle and gentle, bowed my head and admitted my mistake:

"The famous families in our Wanquan County have always been like this. I will inevitably make the mistake of judging others by myself. You never told me before that your family still has such excellent family rules. I was reckless."

"Isn't this the case for everyone in the world? Do you need to remind me of this kind of thing?"

Ye Congwen said angrily, do you expect people in the world to make as much money as your Yu family's descendants? No wonder there are more and more bachelors in the Mu clan.

"I was negligent. You are right. The men of my Yu family are all bad people who don't make progress. You should not associate with them in the future."

"Scumbags like them will be cut to pieces in our village. Why should I care about them? I'm ashamed to be with such people!"

Ye Congwen said disdainfully, thinking that his performance had finally confused the matter of treasure hunting secrets, fearing that Yu Yueyue would repeat the same old tune, he quickly suggested:

"Lin Xiaoyu must have found nothing, otherwise she would have started yelling with her bluffing personality. Let's go over and let her open her eyes."

Yu Yueyue nodded happily, and followed Ye Congwen towards Lin Xiaoyu in the distance.

Lin Xiaoyu was working hard, digging for half an hour without even seeing a single Gastrodia elata, feeling so depressed

, Even the two of Yu Ye walked behind and didn't notice.

"Little Sister, have you dug up the elixir yet? When will you show us your unique skill of digging out two-color elixir with one hoe?"

Lin Xiaoyu raised his head and glanced at the two people who seemed to be watching the excitement. The surprised expression was fleeting. He threw the hoe to the ground and sat on the ground in a disfigured manner. He complained impatiently:

"Brother Congwen, is your unique secret technique reliable? I have dug around the red rope three or four times, why is there nothing?"

"You just dug one of the nine treasures and came up with the elixir. Are you too optimistic?"

Ye Congwen had expected that Lin Xiaoyu would not have that patience. For a person like her who has no skills at all, it would take a year or so to finish digging these nine treasures. I am afraid it would be difficult to complete.

After all, according to Ye Congwen's experience, the elixir will grow within a radius of five meters from the red rope. Calculated with a radius of five meters, at least 80 square meters of land needs to be excavated, and the two-color elixir should be buried at least two feet below in the soil.

With a size of 80 square meters and a depth of more than two feet, it would take a long time to plow even an ox, not to mention that there are trees of different heights growing inside?

"You didn't dig the elixir like this. You did it entirely by physical strength. The elixir grew within five meters of the red rope. You only dug two meters around the red rope before you gave up.

You have to know that there are still eight pieces of this kind of precious soil, and each piece has to be dug in at least two feet deep. Your depth is not even one foot. Even if there is a elixir, wouldn't you bury it in a blink of an eye? "

"So much attention, and you didn't tell me in advance, Brother Cong Wen, are you deliberately torturing me? I'm sore and weak from digging, if I don't have the elixir soup to replenish my strength tonight, I'm afraid I won't be able to beat you tomorrow .”

Lin Xiaoyu blinked her eyes coquettishly and cutely, knowing that Yu Yueyue still had half of the two-color elixir hidden in her body, and tried to see if she could take it out for a tooth sacrifice at night.

"It's okay, if you're tired, you can go to the boat tomorrow to have a good rest, and lie on the bed and wait for me and your sister Yueyue to dig out the elixir for you, wouldn't it be great?"

Ye Congwen Yin & Yang gave Lin Xiaoyu an idea in a strange way, so frightened that Lin Xiaoyu jumped up immediately, wielding a hoe and digging vigorously, to prove that he was full of energy all over his body and did not need to rest in bed at all.

"You still know the current affairs! If you want to eat the elixir soup, just listen to my arrangement!"

Ye Congwen said angrily, turned around and took out a pair of bamboo root pots and handed them to Yu Yueyue, took a long breath, and motioned:

"Let's get started, it's getting late."

Yu Yueyue took the bamboo root box and said to Lin Xiaoyu solemnly:

"Please take three steps back."

Lin Xiaoyu looked at Ye Congwen in confusion, and saw Ye Congwen nodding towards him, so he reluctantly took three steps back, pouted and looked at the Yu family brothers and sisters standing in a row, secretly thought:

The Yu family's sons and daughters are incompetent, but they are handsome men and beautiful women who are handsome and beautiful.

Ye Congwen took out the wine he had prepared earlier, sprinkled it on the ground, and bowed three times with Yu Yueyue. After the ceremony was over, Yu Yueyue silently said in a crisp voice:

"The mountain god manifests, the ancestors bless you, and if there is any panacea, let the Holy Spirit tell you!"

With a snap, the two bamboo drums faced upwards. Yu Ye and the two looked at each other, thinking: No wonder Lin Xiaoyu didn't get anything after digging for half an hour. How could there be a elixir in the dark place?