Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

"It's all your fault. Once you interrupted me, I forgot a good poem destined to be passed down through the ages!"

Yu Yueyue saw that Ye Congwen dared to beat him up, and he must be slandering me by evasively speaking.

How can there be such a coincidence, if I don't ask you, you can read clearly, but when I ask you, you will forget instantly, think I'm a fool?

"Don't play tricks in front of me. Why did I hear the word Rainbow just now? Are you secretly slandering my mother?"

"Yu Yueyue, don't mess with me here. The word rainbow is criticizing your mother? After that, if there is a rainbow in the sky, you can only say:

Look at Yu Yueyue! Your mom is in heaven! "

"Your mother has just gone to heaven! Open your mouth and come, there is no taboo for such an adult!"

Yu Yueyue retorted in great annoyance. When she thought that Ye Congwen was an orphan, she pondered for a moment, but deeply regretted her open mouth, bowed her head and admitted her mistake:

"I didn't mean it, don't be angry."

"Why should I be angry, I hope she is watching me all the time in the sky! Although your mother is a bit extreme, her intention is for your own good. She is such a good daughter like you, so you should avoid confronting her. it is good."

Ye Congwen felt that it was really inappropriate to say that the rainbow went to the sky. Isn't this cursing her? If you still dare to be angry, I will be secretly glad if you don't slap me.

For a while, the two fell into silence. After walking for three minutes, Yu Yueyue suddenly realized that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so she had to chase after her and asked:

"What poem did you write just now? Read it to me. It seemed to rhyme before. If it is really a good poem, I will help you transcribe it and send it to Wanquan County Poetry Society. Maybe you can sell it for money." Woolen cloth?"

Sell ​​it for a damn money! It’s already very Giving face not to be sprayed with dog blood, but you are still a little tender when you think of something in my mouth.

Ye Congwen looked up and saw that the Library was not far away, and immediately changed the subject:

"I'll tell you when I have time tonight! When you enter the library, try to find the history books about Witcher three or four hundred years ago. I always feel that something big and unknown happened at that time."

"Three or four hundred years ago? That was the time when Emperor Huizong of the Great Xia Dynasty suppressed heresies. Basically, the targets were all boastful scholars and some bad alchemists who spread superstition. How could they have anything to do with Demon Hunters? "

"What is heresy?"

Seeing that Yu Yueyue was very knowledgeable, Ye Congwen seemed to have found the right person this time. Quickly ask for advice.

"Prayer to ghosts and gods, prophecy talismans, Gold Core cinnabar—you won't even tell me your own poems, so why should I tell you?"

Yu Yueyue raised her head proudly, and looked at Ye Congwen complacently, to see if you knew people.

One sentence almost choked Ye Congwen, pondered for a moment, and felt that it was important to get down to business, so he gritted his teeth and went all out! Isn't it just doggerel, isn't it just sewing and mending?

"You really know how to reach out when you find the time, that's all, this is pure doggerel, don't get angry after hearing it.

first sentence:

Twenty-nine young girls look like flowers, "

Yu Yueyue nodded, expressing that she very much agrees with Ye Congwen's point of view, 28-year-old girls have never grown up at all, so how can they be beautiful? It is said that a woman has eighteen flowers.

"Who doesn't want to marry and go home."

Yu Yueyue rolled her eyes at Ye Congwen, she knew for a long time that you were plotting something wrong, and I could see it even if you didn't tell me.

"Golden wind and jade dew across the Galaxy Cluster,"

Yu Yueyue secretly thought that the level was inconsistent, the rhythm was not good, and the rhetoric was piled up, which was a bit abrupt.

"The magpie bridge needs a rainbow to build it.

Take good care of yourself, don't you disrespect your mother! Besides, who am I to practice Aunt, I still have a lot of places to beg her in the future, and it is too late to honor her, how could it be possible to arrange her? "

Yu Yueyue heard the ridicule inside, and asked angrily:

"Why are you begging her?"

"Aren't you asking knowingly? I am not related to her, so what else can I ask her for? Naturally, I want to recognize her as my mother——you also know that I have been an orphan since I was a child. In case she sees me as pitiful, Treat me like half a son and love me, don't I have another mother?"

Yu Yueyue looked at the serious Ye Congwen, feeling ashamed and angry, how could there be such a brazen, lively and cheerful orphan like you in this world?

Other normal orphans look worried and unhappy! How could you be so slobbering and so cheerful? He could only retort angrily:

"Do you want to open a dyeing room just to give you some color? You are such a big man, why don't you have a straight shape, and you don't know how to be shy, and you can say anything."

"It's only after the National People's Congress that I want to find someone to build a rainbow bridge to cross the river to court. Who would think about this at a young age?"

Seeing Yu Yueyue's blushing face, Ye Congwen had a faint tendency to get angry, so he immediately changed his words and said:

"Actually, when you think about it carefully, your mother really cares about you. If she asked me to protect you for a semester, she would pay me twenty gold coins, which is four gold bars a year!

Body forging warlocks can live to be 150 or 60 years old. With your appearance, Celestial Immortals are destined to live forever in youth!

Yu Yueyue, go back and discuss it with my mother, and say that you have at least 250 years to live. For your personal safety, just ask her to pay me the bodyguard fee of 1,000 gold bars in advance. I am responsible for protecting you for the rest of your life, okay? "

Seeing the excited look on Ye Congwen's face, Yu Yueyue immediately realized what he wanted to do. It turned out that he was trying to collect the thousand gold bars!

I can't see that you are still a very smart person. If you want to use Caihong's money to marry her daughter, you are really brainstorming!

"Alright, for the sake of how handsome you are, I'll cook the stew for you when the time comes."

"What kind of soup? You are too polite. You use other people's money to help others eliminate disasters. The whole family doesn't talk about each other."

Ye Congwen considered the issue from the perspective of a professional accountant, and really felt that his idea was a good one. Take it from the Yu Mansion, use it in the Yu Mansion, and transfer Lian Caihong's private money to Yu Yueyue's name in one transaction, and recover the loss of the Yu Mansion's money secretly flowing to Lian's family without bloodshed. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone!

"I'm best at making bitter and pungent closed doors, do you want to try it?"

Ye Congwen looked at the smiling Yu Yueyue in surprise, and guessed that it would definitely rain tomorrow, and this woman could tell witty words, so let's save her before she changed her face.

"Yu Yueyue, I'm doing this for your Yu Mansion's sake. You can resolve the biggest crisis in the Yu Mansion without bloodshed. Aren't you ready to think about it?"

"I don't know anything else, anyway, my mother will definitely not recognize a stupid son of two hundred and five! Please go back!"

Yu Yueyue smiled like a fox who stole a chicken, and walked gracefully to the Library, leaving only Ye Congwen to stay where she was and regret secretly. If you talk too much, you will lose it. After digging a pit for a long time, I buried myself in the end. What is this called?

"I would have said two hundred and six if I knew it earlier! Isn't this giving someone a handle?"

Ye Congwen secretly regretted that he handed the handle of the knife to Yu Yueyue in a moment of excitement. Isn't this scolding?

Smiling and shaking his head, he walked quickly into the Library. The huge Library was empty, and several administrators were cleaning the dust from the books with feather dusters.

Ye Congwen was wondering why these lazy people suddenly became so diligent, but when he caught sight of Yu Yueyue's pretty figure, he immediately understood what these men were thinking.

When Ye Congwen walked over and coughed a few times, several management staff hurriedly dispersed in fright, and returned to their posts, diligently cleaning the sanitation on the counter.

Yu Congwen has a great reputation in the Martial Master camp. He heard that he beat all the masters of the Great Master to the knees and begged for mercy a few days ago, which shows his fighting strength.

Several Library managers exchanged glances with each other, and all shook their heads in silence, expressing that they could not be provoked.

Yu Yueyue saw that the annoying flies around her suddenly disappeared completely. She raised her head and glanced at Ye Congwen, who was not angry and pretentious, and suddenly felt that her mother's twenty gold coins were still valuable. With a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, he focused on finding the information.

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After class the next day, Ye Congwen brought fruits and flowers, and took Yu Lin and two to visit Yu Yueyue's cousin in Lian's house.

Lin Xiaoyu walked on the road reluctantly, and Ye Congwen caught him several times when he tried to take the opportunity to escape. Seeing that he had reached the gate of Lian's house, he shouted loudly:

"Successful, hurry up and open the door, your cousin sees you coming!"

Sure enough, when Lian Cheng heard Yu Yueyue came to see him, he calmed down and walked out slowly on crutches.

"I haven't seen her for a day, and my cousin has become beautiful again. Her eyes are bright and her spirits are high. Compared with the day before yesterday, she looks like a completely different person."

Lian Chengcheng pondered in his heart, smiled very naturally, and was sincerely happy with Yu Yueyue's changes. When the eyes glanced at the other two annoying niggers, a puffy face suddenly stretched.

"Why are you two coming to my house? You are not welcome in my house!"

Ye Congwen reached out and pressed Lin Xiaoyu's mouth, signaling Yu Yueyue to come out to ease the atmosphere.

"Practice Chengcheng, what are you doing? What about the tutoring and self-cultivation of your family? Are you rudely rejecting the guests who came to apologize sincerely?"

Yu Yueyue asked sternly, she really looks like a big cousin.

"Cousin, it's not like you don't know how ruthless the two of them are, especially Lin Xiaoyu, who even dared to hit you the day before yesterday. I will avenge you sooner or later."

"Lin Xiaoyu and I grew up together, and martial arts competitions are commonplace. Occasionally winning or losing is a normal thing. But your behavior is disgusting!

We are all people who practice martial arts. It is common for us to get accidentally injured in martial arts competitions. How can you, a big man, go to the instructor to complain? If this gets out, what do you want others to think of you Lian family disciples? Is your family's reputation gone?

A man has no sense of shame, honor or disgrace, so what if you have mastered the magical art of body training?

I despise such a person the most! "