Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

It was not until the last trip was over that Ye Congwen followed the porter and walked towards the market. The scorching sun was slanting to the west, and the autumn wind was already a little cool. It was estimated to be around three o'clock in the afternoon.

In the past, people who went to the market had already returned home one after another. But today is different from the past. Crowds are constantly gathering towards the market like flowing water. Those who run with big bags and small bags in their hands should be repeat customers. There must be some high-quality and cheap things waiting for them to snap up.

From a distance, I heard the enthusiastic yelling of wooden bean sprouts, and seemed to be surrounded by the crowd several times. This is not the focus of Ye Congwen's attention. He glanced around quickly, but he didn't see a familiar figure or hear a familiar voice. He felt a little bit in his heart. If the main character didn't enter the scene, his play would be in vain. up?

"Leave a way, the fresh Pioneer Mang beef is here—"

Five dark men filed in, and the onlookers on both sides gave way one after another. A load of beef as red as blood seemed to be still warm, and as the shaking basket seemed to have life, the large pieces of fresh meat swayed up and down, making people People's appetite is greatly stimulated.

Wood bean sprouts enthusiastically cleaned the huge cutting board, which was two to three meters long and more than one meter wide, with clear lines on the front and shiny oil. It was sawn from a pine tree, durable and would not rot for a hundred years. At this moment, it has been polished by wooden bean sprouts.

"Little girl, how do you think about what I said? The price is too high. There is no second person in Qingshan Town!"

A man with strong limbs was extremely anxious, and there were faint signs of an explosion.

"Meat is for sale. I don't care if I earn more or less. Anyway, my task is to sell it. As for how much money per catty?"

Wood bean sprouts smiled happily and said:

"That depends on the sincerity of the folks!"

He squeezed his throat, gestured for everyone to mute with both hands, and shouted loudly:

"Buy five catties and get 20% off!

Buy ten catties and get 30% off!

Buy twenty catties and get 40% off!

50% off all over fifty catties! "

Before the words fell to the ground, there was a bang, as if the surrounding area was exploding, and everyone discussed in a hurry, lest they would be left behind. There is also a weak voice asking:

"Then what if you only buy one or two catties?"

"One or two catties? There is an extra price of two cents per catty, and you have to queue up at the back!"

Wooden Bean Sprouts replied casually, leading the five people to arrange the meat neatly, and after counting the quantity, he caught sight of Ye Congwen walking slowly in small steps, and said in his heart that the big brother from Wen could hold his breath .

Seeing Ye Congwen walking slowly, the strong-bodied man greeted him anxiously, as if seeing the savior god Bodhisattva, and complained from afar:

"Brother Xiaowen, I'm finally looking forward to you! This little girl is too clueless!"

"Yo—Boss Chen, what wind brought you here? It's a hot day, why don't you enjoy the cool at home, why go to my shop to join in the fun?"

Seeing that the number one animal trainer in Qingshan Town had taken the bait, Ye Congwen thought that there were still two other colleagues who had problems with this man who had not shown up, so he greeted him with a haha, and talked about him from left to right, never getting to the point.

"I'm about to be pissed off by this little girl! Whose girl is it? It's so oily!"

"Oh, my distant cousin, what did she do to you, I asked her to come over and apologize." Ye Congwen replied with a straight face.

"Don't talk about her, don't talk about her."

Seeing the little girl put buckets of mang beef on the butcher table, her heart was shaking back and forth like fifteen buckets, and she complained rather depressingly:

"What's going on in your Tieta Village recently, such a good Pioneer Mang Bull is actually killed to sell meat, it makes my heart bleed! What about my Pioneer Mang Bull?"

"Isn't it on the slaughter table?"

Ye Congwen's eyes revealed a charm of looking at a blind man. The reckless man surnamed Chen immediately became furious:

"Live! I want to live!"

You even mentioned meat to me, don't you know that I am the best animal trainer in Qingshan Town? Have you never met an animal lover since you were a child? If it weren't for the sake of the strong man in Tieta Village—who can't beat——believe it or not, I will seal your shop?

"My little brother Wen, I've been waiting for eight months for today. Do you know how hard it would be for us animal trainers without the frontier bulls?

It's all right now, I hope the stars and the moon are finally here, but you brought me a boatload of beef, don't you want my old life? "

"Hey! Do you think I don't want to? Who doesn't earn money!"

Ye Congwen sighed and said regretfully:

"I already caught it alive, but who knew that my cousin ran over to touch the red hair on the cow's mischievous nature, and you also know that Tuohuangmang cow has bright fur.

Accidentally opened the cable, and the cow ran away without saying anything, chasing the little girl and stepping on it, almost killing people. No, if Brother Rulang slashed over with an axe, he would become a headless cow corpse, and I was scolded for this matter.

But things have already happened, there is no way, human life is at stake! "

Ye Congwen made up half-truths and half-truths, and couldn't help others not believing it. The reckless Chen looked at Wooden Sprout with even sharper eyes after listening to it, like a sharp sword, like a dagger, gleaming coldly, cold and vicious.

"Although it makes sense, you can't eat it if you kill it by mistake?"

The reckless yelled bitterly, looked at the bright red beef, and said through gritted teeth:

"If a sacred object like this created by nature dies unexpectedly, we should hold a burial ceremony in a splendid manner, kneeling three times and prostrating nine times, offering fresh flowers every now and then, and burning paper every year.

How can you be so neat, peeling and selling beef directly, this is a pioneering bull! Are you a little scalper on the bad street? "

Seeing him talking more and more, Ye Congwen became more and more excited, as if someone killed his father and took away his wife and children. Ye Congwen tried to calm down the same excited heart, and asked pretendingly puzzled:

"Is there any doorway here?"

"It makes sense!"

I was about to popularize the theory of Karma retribution and natural law cycle to Ye Congwen, when I saw the little girl started selling beef! The hand raised the knife and fell, as if a knife was cutting himself.

"You tell your cousin to stop this cruel behavior, I'm going to faint."

"Little bean sprouts, we'll start selling them later!"

As soon as Ye Congwen finished speaking, the onlookers booed all over the place, and even Mudou Sprout frowned in puzzlement and said, "What the hell are you doing?"

"You saw it too, the crowd is outraged, let's make a long story short, I'll give you three minutes!"

"This is the ancestral secret of our animal trainers. You must know that every industry has the habit of supporting our ancestors. Our basic necessities are obtained by domesticating wild cattle. How can we just watch our ancestors being robbed by others?" What about food?"

"So Pioneer Mangniu is the bread and butter of your profession?"

"It can be said that, but what is even more terrible is: if the ancestors found out that the whole town residents ate the meat of the holy cow and then lowered the law, from now on, our Qingshan Town may never be able to domesticate the Wilderness Bull again. "

"No way, is it so mysterious?"

Ye Congwen was skeptical. Although he was prepared in his heart, he never expected that there were so many details in it. He thought it was just a group of cattle lovers—seeing this situation, I have to change my plan for discount sales, um, I have to pay more!

"It's better to believe in what you have than to believe in what you don't have."

Seeing that Ye Congwen was a little hesitant, the reckless Chen quickly pulled over the other two animal trainers to become lobbyists.

The other two burly men, one fat and the other thin, looked engrossed. Although they were not good at speaking, the words "I am the same" were clearly engraved on their serious faces. Among them, the fat one's buttons were crooked, and he probably hurried over just after getting up, with sleepy eyes, which shows that he is full of sincerity.

"We can't gamble on the future of our children and grandchildren. What if it works? Brother Xiaowen, I will sell my Face no matter what. How can we say that the relationship between our animal trainer and Tieta Village has been good for so many years?" You Ye Wudi old senior and my father often eat together."

"Brother Congwen, what are you doing, it will be dark if we don't open the sale!"

Wood Bean Sprout yelled impatiently, and his small face gradually felt that Blacken had the urge to go crazy at any time!

"Will you sell it or not? If you don't want to sell it, we will leave!"

The onlookers threatened one after another, and some even rushed forward to throw meat and money.

Seeing that the situation was critical, the three animal trainers stopped talking to Ye Congwen, ran to the butcher table and surrounded the Tuohuangmang beef tightly, shouting loudly:

"Don't sell it, don't sell it, we cover everything."

Seeing the initial results, Ye Congwen was very happy, but it was not time to close the net, and he needed wood bean sprouts to fuel the fire.

"Who are you, why are you selling it to you three big bosses!"

"Your cousin Ye Congwen promised!"

"Yes, yes! We bought them all at double the price!"

To be rich is to be proud, to speak loudly, and to say Nine Cauldrons.

"Brother Congwen, what the hell are you doing? You sold them all secretly. What should I do? These folks have been lining up for a long time. Should we drive them away?"

Wooden Bean Sprout paused, gritted his teeth and said arrogantly and unreasonably:

"Even if Grandpa Invincible is here today, I will not obey. The people of Tieta Village always keep their word, and we will never go back on what we said!"

Sticking out his tongue at the three of them, he said angrily, "I won't sell it to you, I'm mad at you!"

The three looked at each other in frustration and helplessness, so they had to curve to save the country, and looked at Ye Congwen with a bitter face.

Ye Congwen made a calculation, the ordinary scalper was 15 cents a catty, the double price would be 30, and the three thousand catties would be nine gold coins. It was perfect to take out a sling of copper coins to appease the emotions of the onlookers! Fearing that it won't sell out at noon, the stupid idea of ​​planning a 50% discount promotion has passed away. Clearing his throat, he said seriously:

"Since this thing is so important to you, I don't have the heart to do things that hurt others and benefit myself. Besides, our ancestors have a lot of friendship.

How about this, I will give you the price of ordinary yellow beef, fifteen yuan a catty, and I will give you thirty yuan at double the price. Erase the odds of the beef to get an integer of three thousand catties, a total of nine gold coins. If you agree, nod your head, and we will pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other. "

Wooden bean sprouts blinked, didn't they sell for eight cents a catty, why did they suddenly rise to thirty cents? More than two thousand catties of beef are wiped into three thousand catties. Is it the legendary rounding method?

Nine gold coins are not far from ten. In this case, you don't have to be angry with Ye Rulang when you go back? Turning his eyes, he quietly put the lid on the basket containing the cow's head.

The three strong men looked at each other, three gold coins per person, and it was acceptable if they were shared equally.

"Have you brought any money, first take a sling of money out to calm everyone's anger!"

Ye Congwen winked at them. The black man Chen reluctantly took out a bunch of copper coins and looked at Ye Congwen in confusion.

Ye Congwen walked up to the crowd with the hanging copper coins, and apologized loudly:

"Today, my Little Sister wasted everyone's time, and I'm here to apologize to everyone."

Pointing to the three animal trainers, pleading for them:

"The three masters also know that seizing someone's love is immoral. To express their apologies, they specially took out a sling of copper coins to comfort everyone. How about this? Everyone line up in turn and give each person three Wen to buy wine! Everyone, don't talk to Ai Niu People generally know it, okay?"