Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

"what's the situation?"

The Young Master of the Bian family quickly got up. Looking around, fortunately, the crowd had dispersed. He patted the dust off his body and asked Ye Congwen sarcastically:

"Stinky boy! You were the one who got in the way just now? You also want to play the trick of being a hero to save the beauty?"

"Heroes save the beauty? No, no, no, please don't insult the word "beauty". The appearance is too ordinary, and there is still a little distance from the beauty."

Ye Congwen quickly corrected, and suddenly realized, no wonder this person has a white face and a thin body, it turned out to be a woman, but the voice doesn't sound very similar!

"Your vision is quite high, it looks like this, and it can be ranked among the best in Lizhou Prefecture."

"Are all the men in Lizhou Prefecture so peculiar in aesthetics?

Although you look white, thin, and enchanting, it's a pity that you have slumped breasts, buttocks, thick waist, short legs, so you can't be related to beauties, right? This lady can be called a beauty. "

Ye Congwen pointed to Yu Yueyue behind him, and talked patiently with Mr. Bian. The white-faced, needless man glanced at the pretty figure, and was immediately startled by Deva. He wanted to get angry and curse, but he couldn't think of what he wanted to say.

"Mr. Bian, this kid called you a sissy, don't fall for his tricks!"

The burly man at the side reminded him in a soft voice, but it is a pity that he is born with a loud voice, and the whole building can hear it clearly when he roars out.

"Am I deaf?" Mr. Bian yelled at the guard angrily, looked at Ye Congwen gloomyly, and smiled instead of anger:

"What's your surname, little brother? Where do you live? When I'm free in the future, I can bring someone to visit your house!"

Ye Congwen recognized the threatening meaning, but he didn't care at all, if you have the ability, you come to Yu's mansion to find me? Immediately asked intentionally:

"I'm a grass-roots person. You can't remember it even if I tell you, but what is the girl's name? I don't know if I'm lucky enough to listen to you?"

"What the hell are you doing? He's a man!"

Lin Xiaoyu saw Ye Congwen holding her tightly, and shouted unhappily, what kind of eyes!

"No way? You have a white face, thin skin, no hair on your mouth, a slim body and no crotch. Maybe someone else is a fake woman disguised as a man. Look carefully, after all, you women are more delicate."

Ye Congwen said with a look of disbelief, looking at that demeanor, he wanted to go forward several times to verify his identity.

The son surnamed Bian hated people saying that he looked like a woman the most in his life. When he was twenty years old, in order to gain the qualification to practice the magic of body training, he forcibly used magic potions to upgrade himself to the perfection of Grand Great Master. Who knew that casting a tripod could not be met with a backlash. , leaving such weird sequelae.

In less than three years, the male characteristics of the whole body have faded, the skin has turned white, the hair has been removed, and the muscles have softened, making the whole body thinner, as thin and tender as a woman.

When Ye Congwen said that he disguised himself as a man, he immediately screamed like a fried chicken:

"Aren't you tired of living, boy, who are you calling a woman?"

"Didn't you say it yourself? Didn't you just say that I want to play the trick of being a hero to save the beauty?"

"I said so."

"That's all right, the hero saves the beauty, Miss Lin is going to beat you, I, the hero, will save you in the face of injustice - Pu Liuzhizi. Didn't you unintentionally reveal your identity as a woman?

Your appearance is a bit ordinary, but your skin is fair, with such thin skin and tender flesh, Miss Lin envies you even in her dreams. Girl, an ugly girl is also a woman, why bother to disguise herself as a man? "

"You're going to die, make fun of me here..."

Seeing that Xiaobai's face turned green, Lin Xiaoyu knew that Yu Congwen was standing in his way, and his mood immediately improved. He hugged Ye Congwen's arm and shook it vigorously.

Mr. Bian saw the intimacy between the two, and there was nothing he didn't understand. Most likely, the two had known each other for a long time, so he was playing tricks on himself!

His face sank, and he asked straight to the point:

"Looking at you, do you want to stand up for Miss Lin? Mo Linyu, you must be from the Yu family in Wanquan County.

Could it be that your three aristocratic families are planning to knock a lot of money at our Golden Soup Inn by virtue of their numbers?

So you have premeditated it? "

"Miss Bian, please don't get me wrong. My real name is Hua, and I'm just a casual acquaintance with the three of them. This girl has always had a clear love and hate. When she sees a handsome guy, she rubs her up, and when she meets a fake girl, she kicks to death.

You weren't kicked just now, were you? "

Mr. Bian saw that these little clauses were belittling himself as a sissy, and all the people around him looked at him with smiles on their lips, so he had to declare again:

"In the Bian family in Xializhou, there is only one signature for each name. There are 18 brothers in the family, and I am the ninth brother. You can call me Brother Bian Jiu."

"I told you earlier, he's a man." Seeing Ye Congwen dumbfounded and no longer speaking, Lin Xiaoyu reminded with curled lips.

"I'm sorry, Brother Bian Jiu! It's because I have blind eyes, and the people in the mountains and fields have little knowledge. It's common for me to miss my eyes by accident. I can only blame you for your skin being too white. Among the people present, no one is better than you except Miss Yu. More delicate skin and tender meat——"

"Since you don't belong to the three of them, please stand aside. I have business to deal with with them."

Bian Zhao reckoned that he didn't have the bad mouth of this kid, so he couldn't win him for a while, so he could only adopt the method of divide and conquer, and deal with him after the three companies finished their work.

"You can't say that. Although I am not from the three of them, Lin Xiaoyu and I are both from Wanquan County. I will help you with this today."

Ye Congwen squeezed Lin Xiaoyu's hand, indicating that everything should be handled by herself. Lin Xiaoyu thought that Yu Congwen was implying that he would lead his hair, so he flattened his mouth and begged with aggrieved face:

"Brother Cong Wen, this little boy just now not only slandered me and blackmailed Blackmail's inn, but also took advantage of me, you have to help me uphold justice."

"Oh, and this matter, what did he take advantage of you?"

"He teased me, saying that I would rather touch his big eel if I touch a carp!"

Lin Xiaoyu said viciously, hearing the two brothers of the Lin family bow their heads and be speechless, this Little Sister is hopeless, she doesn't look like a girl at all, she can say all kinds of bastard words.

"He took the initiative to speak, so you go to the kitchen to find a few big eels, and ask the kitchen to cook them. The high-quality wild eels are very expensive, which is worth your three gold coins."

Ye Congwen deliberately pretended not to understand and said, this time cannot be exposed, Yu Yueyue is still watching her, she didn't answer her question before, so now she has to pretend to the end.

Lin Xiaoyu blushed, and whispered a few words in Ye Congwen's ear. I saw Ye Congwen cursing and saying loudly:

"Nonsense, how could this kind of Yin & Yang people have big eels?"

Ye Congwen glanced at the Bian sign angrily, stared at a certain place for a long time, and then said with a smile: "Master Ninth, you are too self-deceiving. With your conditions, it is not bad to say that you are a big loach."

Turning around, he winked at Lin Xiaoyu and said, "Little Sister, Big Brother will take you to catch loaches, okay?"

"Okay, okay! How about big brother, let's go catch loaches!"

Lin Xiaoyu nodded like a chick pecking rice, with a smile on his face, ready to move. Seeing that these two people were still singing, the onlookers burst into laughter.

Even Yu Yueyue understood the meaning, spat, and cursed secretly in her heart:

Rogue by nature, still pretending not to understand in front of me, it's really easy to change the country, but hard to change the nature. This crazy girl Xiaoyu has enough not wanting face, how could she be so shameless...

Seeing that the guards around him were also holding back their smiles, Bian Zhu gave them a vicious look, and immediately tensed his face, not looking sideways.

"In the end what you want?"

"I'm the most reasonable person. You ask your little one to bring out three treasures of the town store. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, let's debate whether it is right or wrong. If your inn is indeed not short of catties, I will let the three of them I apologize to you."

"Is this true?"

"I mean what I mean by big brother in the text!"

Lin Xiaoyu happily added that if he can't win against this little boy, he must have self-knowledge, so he can just leave it to Yu Congwen, who makes him so handsome that people trust him.

"Go and bring three copies of the store's treasure to the guests. Be quick and don't mess around." Bian Zhu whispered a few words to the cronies around him, and the man nodded and ran to the kitchen.

In less than a quarter of an hour, the strong man brought two cooks over with three bowls of dishes. Gently put it on the table, Bian Zhu said with a smile:

"Brother Hua, please take a look and see if there is anything missing in my inn?"

Lin Xiaoyu immediately became angry when he saw it. The same bowl, the serving size was several times larger than before. Isn't this an obvious fraud? He was about to ask questions, but Ye Congwen covered his mouth.

"Since let me handle it, don't interrupt."

Yu Yueyue saw that this Bian sign was so brazen, and brazenly manipulated the weight in front of everyone. If you don't care, he will give you three taels, and if you pursue it, he will give you three catties. This is a common trick of black shop thieves.

I should have reminded Ye Congwen, I trusted him too much for a while, and forgot about it! Ye Congwen has stayed in the mountains since he was a child, and no one would steal such a precious thing as the two-color elixir casually thrown in the dining cabinet, which shows how simple and honest their iron tower village is.

The sinister intentions and shameless actions of these black-hearted inns are beyond his imagination, and this time he is afraid that his success will fall short. Anxiously walking to Ye Congwen's side, he was about to say a few words, but unfortunately he was so upset that he couldn't think of better words for a while. I had no choice but to hold Ye Congwen's right hand, and was speechless for a long time.

Ye Congwen signaled to Yulin and Mo's family that there is no need to say more, and said to Bian Zhu with a serious face:

"Master Ninth, are you sure that your subordinates did not take the wrong things?"