Curse back: Life choices, a kaleidoscope of beginnings!

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On the winding mountain road, a black sports car was running.

Xia Liu looked at the scenery outside the window in a daze.

"Don't be nervous, Mr. Xia Liu, those high-level antiques are just taking off their pants and farting to declare their presence."

"If they dare to embarrass you later, I'll treat them to a virtual meal. Now!"

Gojo Satoru crossed his long Erlang legs and made a gesture of using Kyoshi.

Hearing this, Ijichi, who was driving in the front, broke into a cold sweat, and his hands holding the steering wheel were shaking slightly.

Xia Liu's mouth twitched and he said:

Virtual style. Is this?

Are you serious? How virtuous and capable are those old men!

If it really goes down, all the ashes will be scattered, and maybe half the city will be paralyzed...

As for why the higher-ups want to meet with him this time, that's very clear.

Wasn't it just this time that their plot to kill the knotweed with a borrowed knife was ruined? I thought of beating myself up.

After all, in their hearts, they are not Gojo Satoru.

Maybe I just feel that I am easy to handle.

As for why I was in a trance just now, it was because the road I was on was so familiar!

Winding road!

Isn't this the place where Gojo Satoru was attacked by the leaking pot at night?

According to the timeline, it should be night.

In other words, you will definitely be attacked by the Clepsydra when you come back!

It can be regarded as a punch-in scene.

Poor leaky pot baby, he is obviously the strongest among the four natural disasters, but he likes to play high-end games.

After being tortured by Gojo Satoru, the Shibuya Incident was instantly reduced to scum by Su Nuo...

Just when he was thinking about whether to listen to those old antiques or just kill them all with "I don't eat beef"——

【Ding! A new life choice has begun. 】

[Task Option 1: Face the beatings from the corrupt high-level officials and get angry directly! Reward: Uchiha clan swordsmanship! 】

[Task option two: Make a clepsydra into a chamber pot! And bring out the true meaning of water escape: adding phlegm to water escape! Reward: One card of chakra! 】

[Task choice three: Juvenile fish and reverse punishment! (It’s hard to calm down) Save Yoshino Junpei’s tragic life. Reward: Millennium Kill (Kakashi’s original creation)]

[Task choice four: Only children make the choice, adults all want it! Take charge of the above three tasks. Reward: Hashirama Cells! (Use it with caution!!!)]

System, urine!

Xia Liu is an adult, so the fourth choice is locked in seconds!

At present, his biggest flaw is his lack of chakra. If he can transplant Hashirama cells, he will no longer have to worry about this embarrassing problem.

If you're lucky, you might even be able to master Wood Release!

Banye's Ninjutsu scroll contains many Ninjutsu related to Wood Release, but he can't use it himself.

I thought that these powerful wood escape ninjutsu would be put into the dust in my mind.

In this way, maybe the Wooden Style, which is known as the strongest style of style in the Hokage, can appear in the world of magic!

At that time, Susanoo will tether the Great Buddha. How exciting will that scene be?

Moreover, even if the first three choices did not appear, he would almost certainly choose to do this.

So he didn't find it troublesome to complete three tasks at the same time. After all, it was just a matter of course as the plot developed.

Yoshino Junpei is a good boy, so accepting him into Akatsuki is not too much, right?

In the original work, he thought Yoshino Junpei would be redeemed and join a high school to become a conjurer.

In the end, he was brutally killed by a real person and became a reformed person.

And his poor single mother had a tragic ending, being brutally killed by a curse!

With him here this time, the tragedy will naturally not happen again!

But this system is becoming more and more hellish. Just turn the clepsydra into a chamber pot, but you actually require water escape to add phlegm?

What a talent, why didn't he think of it before?

As a result, the phlegm-added water escape is classified as an S-level forbidden technique!

After all, it’s impossible to guard against it!

Xia Liu raised the corner of his mouth slightly and began to silently plan what was going to happen next.

Gojo Satoru: "Xia Liujun, why are you giggling?"

"Ahem, it's nothing."

Gojo Satoru could no longer guess what he was thinking, so he simply handed over a pair of noise-canceling headphones:

"Bring this with you when you go in to meet those old antiques later. After three songs, they will probably be done with their stinky farts, hehe!"

Obviously, Gojo Satoru received a lot of nagging from the higher-ups.

…

Director's Department,

The atmosphere in the room was solemn and you could hear a pin drop!

Natsuliu and Gojo Satoru stood in the center of the empty room with their hands in their pockets, tugging as hard as they wanted.

Surrounded by several large doors, high

The layers hid behind the door, as if they were ashamed to be seen.

Looking at the two people who disrespected their elders, a few cold snorts came from the room!

Obviously, they were very dissatisfied with the attitude of Gojo Gojo Satoru and Xia Liu.

Even if their principal Ye E Zhengdao came, he had to bow respectfully and listen attentively!

But now these two people raised their chins high and looked down on people?

They didn't take them, the superiors, seriously at all!

"Gojo Satoru, this is the student you taught? He doesn't even know the most basic etiquette?"

Perhaps it was because of the relevant spell formations arranged in the room, or because of these doors.

The old rebuke echoed in the room, and it was difficult to tell which door the sound came from.

Xia Liu sneered: These old guys are really annoying, and they love to play tricks.

Every word they say can make the sound echo endlessly, so that they look mysterious? Convenient to bluff?

As for this arrogant and second-year posture, it was Gojo Satoru who recommended it to me.

He said that if he could piss them off, then he would, and it would be best if he could directly piss them off to death...

As expected of Gojo Satoru, who is a big-headed person.

Facing the doubts of the senior management, Gojo Satoru sneered: "Really? I think Xia Liu is quite polite."

At this point, he pulled down his black eye mask, revealing a pale blue six-eye, and said meaningfully:

"And he is also very powerful. This time, thanks to him, Yuji's life was saved."

"Better than some old men who talk about war on paper all day long, but even get the most basic information wrong."

Xia Liu raised his eyebrows. Is this a direct attack?

No, you have already criticized everything you can, how can I complete the task?

Are you complaining about the slippery floor and bad air here?

Oh, who cares, just criticize without thinking!

"Are you... questioning that our senior management deliberately gave wrong information?"

A majestic voice echoed in the room.

"Okay, this time it was indeed an oversight in intelligence, but no one can guarantee the absolute accuracy of intelligence."

"But you have to believe that everyone is for the peace of the magic world and will never harm their own people."

This is where the high-level people are shameless, even if both parties have already known it.

But they can still say these things in a high-sounding manner, even if they themselves don't believe it.

"Hehe." Gojo Satoru's face was extremely cold: "Next time, I will kill you all!"

At this moment, as one of the three great families, the head of the Gojo family, and the strongest momentum of the contemporary era, burst out instantly.

He was too lazy to accompany these rotten oranges and beat around the bush.

"You!"

Facing the naked danger of Gojo Satoru, the high-level people dared to be angry but not to speak.

After all, power cannot restrict him!

The room fell into silence.

At this time, Xia Liu found the right opportunity to speak:

"One is singing the black and the other is singing the red."

"I have to say that you old antiques have already become super-skinned."

"I don't know if such thick skin can withstand Sukuna's slash?"

"How about next time, let you fight Sukuna?"

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding murderous intent instantly enveloped him!

Even Gojo Satoru beside him looked at Xia Liu with some surprise.

But what surprised him was that Xia Liu was so good at confronting people?

"How dare you!"