Cursed Blue Black Flash
Chapter 143 Sausage Mouth (for subscription)
The next day.
Five thirty in the morning.
Lin Ran's cell phone on the bedside rang and answered the phone in a daze.
"Hello, who?"
"Which one is you tall, how about you, why are you no longer in the dormitory? Today is going to be the game, do you know that you are not coming back, do you not want to live anymore!"
Hearing this voice, Lin Ran was agitated, not drowsy.
Looking at the time on the phone, it was five thirty.
It should be around 6.30 in Japan, the time difference is one hour.
"Ningzaki, don't yell, please be a lady, she's a pretty girl, she has to be mentally ill." Lin Ran smacked his mouth, and suddenly realized how heavier his mouth was. pain.
"Although I accept your praise, it will be over when you come back!" Kugisaki Nobara hung up angrily.
Lin Ran didn't care about Kugisaki Nobara, she just talked about it, she was still very nice.
Lin Ran sat up from the bed, feeling a little uncomfortable in his head, got up and patted Tōdō Aoi.
Tōdō Aoi didn't respond, he seemed to be dreaming, and he still murmured in his mouth and didn't know what to say.
"Wake up Tōdō, it's time to get up to catch a plane." Lin Ran patted his shoulder again.
Still no response.
This time Lin Ran pulled Tōdō Aoi's shoulder directly, and Tōdō Aoi was immediately overturned by Lin Ran and turned his face to Lin Ran.
Lin Ran made a direct hum in his head, his mouth grew wide, and he looked at Tōdō Aoi in front of him with an incredible expression.
I saw that the upper half of Tōdō Aoi's face was still good, but the lower half of his face was directly swollen like a pig's head.
The lips were swollen at least three or four times in size than usual, the color was purple, and the area around the mouth was a little red and swollen, which looked like the effect of being beaten up all night.
"What's so..." Lin Ran sweated on his forehead and couldn't pay attention to anything. He rushed directly to the bathroom, and when he saw himself in the mirror, he blurted out.
"Grass!"
The sound was extremely loud and echoed in the room.
He was exactly the same as Tōdō, his mouth was swollen like a pig, and it was even more exaggerated than a pig.
"Tōdō, my mother wakes up soon, something has happened!" Lin Ran rushed to Tōdō Aoi and slapped Tōdō Aoi directly in the face.
"It hurts!" Tōdō Aoi was awakened by the slap, and he opened his eyes and saw Lin Ran standing in front of him.
"What kind of monster are you!?" Tōdō Aoi thought he had seen a monster and was about to attack immediately.
"Don't do it, I'm Lin Ran." Lin Ran yelled.
"Lin Ran?" Tōdō Aoi was stunned. The voice was indeed Lin Ran, "You, why did you become like this?"
Lin Ran was a little dumbfounded: "It's not only that I have become like this, but you are also the same as me."
As if thinking of something, Tōdō Aoi opened the quilt directly, wore a pair of underwear printed with Takada's pattern, and rushed directly to the toilet.
"what!"
Then Lin Ran heard a heart-piercing cry.
......
More than half an hour later, outside the Beijing airport.
Two people who wrapped their faces tightly walked into the airport and waited for the security check to compare their documents.
"Hello, please take off the scarf. Face comparison is needed." The security inspector said gently.
It was Tōdō Aoi who stood in front of her, and his body trembled a little when he heard what the female security inspector said.
This female security inspector is about 1.8 meters tall and has a front convex and back curl. She is an ideal candidate for Tōdō Aoi.
However, Tōdō Aoi is not the kind of person to change his mind. He just likes this type of woman, but at this moment, he doesn't know how to deal with it.
"In this hot weather, there are people wearing scarves. Although the weather in Beijing is not particularly hot, this person is obviously a weird thing."
"Who said no, look behind him, there is still a man in a scarf, wrapped up so tightly, don't you be a bad person?"
"It's really possible. Let's stay away. It's the same in the movie. After being checked, I tore my face directly, and then I picked up the gun and just ‘sud’."
"Don't make up your mind, okay, this is the capital city, how can it be so messy, if you have weapons on your body, you won't even be able to enter the gate."
There was a lot of discussion among the people around, but Tōdō Aoi was standing still but at a loss. He kind of wanted to give Lin Ran a meal, so he could eat some crayfish.
Especially, I have been allergic to poisoning.
Miss security inspector frowned as she listened to the discussion of the people around her. These two people... won't really have a problem, right?
"First... sir, would you please cooperate with the security check?" The female security inspector asked again. She has already decided. If this person does not cooperate, she will directly call someone.
Tōdō Aoi is still hesitating. He has never been so embarrassed when he grows up, and he was embarrassed and thrown abroad today.
"Tōdō, stop the ink, let her check it, or else I won't be able to catch up with the exchange meeting." Lin Ran pressed Tōdō Aoi's back with his elbow behind him.
"Don't move me now, I'm a little angry, let me be quiet." Tōdō Aoi took a breath and kept calm.
"Quietly, if you don't cooperate, I will help the security inspector to cooperate with you." Lin Ran said as he raised his hand directly to Tōdō Aoi's scarf and tugged.
In an instant, Tōdō Aoi's face was exposed to the air, exposed to everyone's sight.
There was a short silence around for a few seconds, and then the hall burst into laughter.
"Ahahaha I laughed so hard!"
"It's really Nima, no wonder this guy doesn't cooperate. I'm afraid this mouth was kissed by the sow. Oh, I can't feed me, I'm so laughing..."
"You must have kissed something you shouldn't have kissed."
"For example, is this poisonous?"
"Hahaha, don't make me laugh, I'm almost out of breath."
"Should I say it or not, it's really awesome."
The female security inspector was very surprised at first, and then she covered her mouth and laughed. She is professional and will not laugh at anything unless she can't help it.
Tōdō Aoi glared at Lin Ran fiercely, his face turned black.
"Can I go there?" Tōdō Aoi made a thick voice, and when he spoke, his big purple lips were still shaking.
"Wait...wait a minute, I'll just compare it." The female security inspector suppressed a smile and began to compare Tōdō Aoi.
Although Tōdō Aoi was ‘unrecognizable’, he still knew that Tōdō Aoi was the person on the certificate, so he was released.
Then it was Lin Ran's turn. Although Lin Ran was embarrassed, he couldn't take care of it because of time constraints, so he took off his scarf.
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter.
After comparing the photos, the female security inspector also let Lin Ran in.
Arriving in the waiting room, Tōdō Aoi sat motionless in a chair, like a sculpture.
"Don't be angry, Tōdō, you're not alone, and I'm the same." Lin Ran spread his hands and said, "The ghost knows what's going on with that crayfish, but I did eat too much yesterday. On average, I ate it by myself. Fifteen catties, if you don’t have the additional ten catties, it’s probably not the case."
"It's also possible that our physique is allergic to lobsters. That's why it's okay. It will go away in a few days."
Lin Ran patted Tōdō's shoulder, and Tōdō's buttocks moved to the side: "Let me be quiet."
"Okay, there is still a lot of time for you to be quiet."
Lin Ran stopped responding to Tōdō Aoi, took out his mobile phone and gave the crayfish merchant a bad review, and then attached a secret photo of Tōdō while he was sleeping.
There are pictures and the truth, and the merchants have not ran away this time.
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