Cute King: The Slime Who Doesn't Do His Job

"Hey, Rimuru, come out to eat, don't lie in the room playing games, hurry up, otherwise the sukiyaki will get cold and it won't taste good."

The voice of an adult man echoed in all the rooms. Looking at the man who had just shouted, the first thing that caught my eye was an extremely conspicuous boiled egg head. Looking down, he was wearing a light yellow sweater and beach pants. He didn't wear any heat-insulating gloves on his hands. He was holding a casserole full of beef and vegetables with his bare hands.

After the man finished shouting, he placed the casserole in his hand on the table, knelt on a mat, and waited for Rimuru in the room to come out.

""I'm coming!" A voice of a little girl came from the room, and then a little girl with a height of 1.3 meters, long silver-blue hair to the waist, wearing a pure white sweatshirt on the upper body and shorts that exposed most of her thighs, ran out of the room barefoot, and sat cross-legged opposite the man, putting three layers of thick mats on him, and barely looked at the man at eye level.

Rimuru held the chopsticks, his amber eyes fixed on the steaming casserole in front of him, and tears of emotion flowed from the corners of his mouth,"Saitama, after all, I want you to cook, it smells so good!!"

"Of course, if you..."If Saitama comes to cook, all these ingredients will be wasted. Before he could finish his words, his eyes widened immediately, because Rimuru, who had no martial ethics, didn't even wait for Saitama to finish his words, and directly stretched out his chopsticks to grab the meat in the pot.

Upon seeing this, Saitama immediately picked up his chopsticks and started to grab the meat in the casserole with Rimuru.

He didn't even have time to say"I'm going to eat" which is a must before eating.

But even so, Saitama only grabbed one chopstick, about three or two pieces of meat.

He just put the meat into his mouth and took it out because it was too hot.

However, at this moment, Rimuru, who was immune to heat, directly ate all the other meat in the pot.

His little hands held his little face with a little baby fat, and his face was full of happiness.

""Damn it! Rimuru, you’re stealing the meat again! You said you wouldn’t steal anymore! I will never believe anything you say again!"

Saitama clenched his chopsticks tightly, and the chopsticks were crushed by Saitama. His tone was very unhappy, and a very obvious # symbol appeared on the boiled egg head. It was obvious that Saitama was very angry now.

However, Rimuru seemed not to hear him.

"Ah, Saitama, it seems like we have lived together for more than three years."Rimuru's eyes rolled around and he suddenly said this, as if he had thought of some bad idea.

"Well, yes, it's been a long time." Saitama had just eaten the meat that had already cooled down when he heard Rimuru suddenly say this.

After swallowing the meat in his mouth, he spoke with nostalgia, and at the same time he was lost in recollection. He didn't notice that Rimuru was eating the vegetables in the pot very quickly. After eating all the vegetables, he was also lost in memories.

Three years ago, Saitama still had beautiful hair. At that time, it was the first time he met a monster, and it was also the first time he met Rimuru.

He remembered very clearly that the monster was a crab, because he ate too much crab. and mutated. That was also another time when he failed to find a job. The long-term failure made Saitama no longer want to live, and his whole body was full of decadence.

However, he did not dare to commit suicide, so he just used the crab monster's hand to free himself. But because Saitama no longer had any desire to continue living in his eyes, the crab monster let him go.

Later, he met the crab monster again, that is, he met the little devil with a chin like a butt in the park. In the end, Saitama learned from him that the butt devil had drawn nipples on the crab monster's body.

"This kid is really courting death!!" Saitama was extremely shocked and wanted him to run quickly, but just as he finished speaking, the crab monster came over.

Behind him, the crab monster beat Saitama up. Saitama used all his strength to use the tie to pull out the crab's eyes, making crab roe all over the floor. He collapsed on the ground and gasped for breath. His face was full of smiles as he had just raced against the god of death, won the god of death, and survived. At this time, he met Rimuru, or to be more precise, Rimuru in the form of a slime dumpling.

Saitama was also in an excited state of the brain. When he saw the slime dumpling, he thought it was the accomplice of the crab monster, the jelly monster. He had already wrapped the tie around his hand like a bandage, ready to kill the jelly monster in front of him. Just as he was about to make a move, he saw the jelly monster performing a wave of size changes on himself, and immediately turned into a handsome and cute little loli. He immediately widened his eyes and was extremely shocked.

"Don't do it, I'm a good person, not a weirdo."The little Lolita that the jelly monster turned into said so, and also gave a French military salute, while Saitama was running his CPU at a high speed, and he never expected that a jelly monster would turn into a cute little Lolita.

The little Lolita herself looked helpless. Really, she was clearly eating a lot at Naruto's place just now, how come she suddenly came to the world of One Punch Man? But fortunately, she ate everything she wanted to eat, hehe~

And it seems that it was still three years before Saitama teacher turned into a boiled egg. It should be said that when Saitama teacher still had hair, he was really good-looking, a handsome guy.

Well, the little Lolita in front of him is a time traveler, or The kind that traveled through time and space. Before traveling through time and space, he was a normal college student.

Although he had good capital, he did not have any friends of the opposite sex because he was too lazy to take care of himself. However, he did have three sons, which was his greatest gain since he entered college.

As for why he traveled through time and space, it happened to be an offline comic exhibition that day. He cosplayed as his favorite cute king, Rimuru Tempest, and went to play for a long time. When he returned to the dormitory in the afternoon, a turbulent sound suddenly rang in his mind. After the turbulent sound ended, it was followed by a mechanical female voice without any emotion,"Sizzle, sizzle!"...d...System No. 001 successfully bound to the host."

It was precisely because of this sentence that he was stunned for a moment and stopped for a step. It was also because of this pause that a flower pot happened to fall from the upstairs and the person was about to die on the spot.

System No. 001 took a look and thought, this won’t do. I have just found such a host with so much effort. I can’t let you die like this.

First, it felt the last picture in the host’s brain, and learned the name, personality and other things of the character in the picture in its already broken brain.

Then, it used its own limited energy to change the host it was bound to into that appearance, gave some simple abilities of that character, and hurriedly opened the time and space channel, allowing him, oh, no, it should be called Rimuru now.

Let Rimuru travel to the world called Naruto. In that world, System No. 001 absorbed a little The energy in the world found that the world was wrong, so it put Rimuru into the correct world.

However, because of this, System 001 fell into a deep sleep. Of course, these things are a story for later, so let’s not talk about them for now.

Rimuru had just traveled to the world of Naruto not long ago, and had just eaten three enemies, Otsutsuki Momoshiki, Urashiki, and Kinshiki. He also fulfilled Otsutsuki Kaguya’s wish and ate her as well.

Just when he was about to enjoy a good life, he suddenly came here, and when he landed, he saw Saitama who still had hair. Hehe, it seems that there is something to play again.

At the same time, not only did Saitama’s memories end, but Rimuru’s memories also ended.

"Hahaha, I was really scared at that time, Li..."Saitama talked to Rimuru in a joking tone and stretched out his chopsticks, wanting to eat the vegetables in the casserole. Since he couldn't eat the meat, he could at least eat some vegetables.

But when he looked closely, there was no vegetable residue at all, let alone vegetables. There was nothing but soup in the casserole, except for soup.

Saitama was immediately furious, even though he had no hair to fry.

A deep red # appeared on Saitama's bald head again, and he shouted at Rimuru very loudly."Rimuru!! You little bastard!! It's okay that you don't give me the meat! Why are you snatching the vegetables from me!!!"

It was because there were only two of them in the whole building now, otherwise, there would definitely be neighbors who would come to complain about them for disturbing others.

""Hey~" Rimuru made a sound like a lazy fisherman, and acted cute to Saitama, trying to get away with it. At the same time, he didn't stand there, but turned around and wanted to run, but his movements were not as fast as Saitama who was already furious.

Saitama reached out and grabbed Rimuru's hoodie.

"Go buy me back what you ate!! I worked so hard to make the Sukiyaki pot, but except for the two pieces of meat I snatched, the rest went into your mouth!! I was left with a big pot of soup, right!!!"

"oops..."Food is meant to be eaten, so it doesn’t matter if I eat it or you eat it. Rimuru had just said two words when Saitama pushed him out of the door and closed it.

"Damn it, it’s just stealing some food, is it that serious?"Rimuru sighed, but there was nothing he could do. If he didn’t buy back the food he ate, Saitama, the old bald guy, wouldn’t let him in. He could only make a trip to City A.

Saitama, who pushed Rimuru out of the door, sighed helplessly. What else could he do? He could only pretend to lose his temper. Saitama got angry. After all, he ate at Rimuru’s, lived at Rimuru’s, and even all the furniture and decoration in the room were paid for by Rimuru. Rimuru even knocked down the walls of an entire floor. Now the room was just a large flat. Saitama poured out the soup in the pot, washed it again, and waited for Rimuru to bring back the vegetables and meat.

He had nothing to do. Saitama was lying on the expensive sofa bought by Rimuru, holding the remote control in his hand, looking at the 42-inch ultra-thin TV hanging on the wall, trying to find something to watch, when the screen suddenly changed to the news that was interrupted.

And City A, which was originally moving along its daily routine, suddenly exploded. Then, a dark mushroom cloud appeared in front of everyone, and the closer to the mushroom cloud, the thicker the smoke.

Many pedestrians were already running outside, trying to escape from the mushroom cloud. The TV was also reporting on this incident.

In a building, all the staff in black suits began to get busy.

A man who looked like the leader shouted,"Are there no heroes around?!!"

"Flash Max and Smiling Superman are heading there."A short-haired woman heard her colleague's question and immediately glanced at the floating screen in front of her, then gave an answer.

Everyone in the room was proceeding in an orderly manner.

"Another weirdo has appeared. Although Rimuru will be fine, I still need to go out and take a look." Saitama turned off the TV, jumped up from the sofa, put on his yellow tights, tied his white cape, took the key, and left the house.