Cute King: The Slime Who Doesn't Do His Job

"When will this crappy school be destroyed?" Rimuru was wearing a JK suit, standing two classmates away from Saiki Kusuo who was standing in the front. He listened to the meaningless words that the Mediterranean principal said on the podium. Although he still had a smile on his face, he was already thinking about how to destroy this school!

By the way, why is there a light on Teruhashi Shinmi's body, and she is standing diagonally behind him. It's so dazzling. I want to squint for a while, so I'd better blow up the school quickly!! Almost half an hour passed, and the principal finally finished those meaningless words. In this short half hour, Rimuru also thought of no less than a hundred ways to destroy the school.

For example, bring Saitama over to destroy the school, bring Tornado over to drop meteorites from the sky, bring Momonga over to start with super positions, use the Golden Wheel Reincarnation to blast the school, let the school feel pain, etc., etc. In short, there are many ways to destroy the school.

"Ai Bo, guess who I am." (The reason why I use Japanese spoofs here is because it gives it that flavor, so don't have any weird Shacha come out and say something like [Speak Japanese, go to Japan] or something like that.）

"ah...The troublesome guy is here. This is the second person in the world who cannot be read by his mind, Ran Tangli. He always pesters him and doesn't even know how to read his mind. There are only two possibilities for not being able to read his mind. One is that he is a superpower insulator like his sister, and the other is that there is nothing in his mind. Obviously, Ran Tangli is the second one."

"Hey, Aibo, how about we go after school? Or do you want to go tomorrow?" Endou Riki continued to verbally attack Saiki, but Saiki seemed not to hear him.

That guy was too tall, and when he stood behind Saiki, he completely blocked the sunlight, causing Rimuru to come back to his senses from all the thoughts of destroying the school. Looking in front of him, he found that the guy's height seemed to be comparable to Momonga.

(According to the author's setting, Endou Riki is 1.8 meters tall, and Momonga [Skeleton Form] is 1.9 meters tall.)

At the same time, the guy's voice was not small, at least for Rimuru, there was no way, the distance was really not far, as mentioned before, Rimuru was only separated from Saiki by two classmates, at most one meter.

"Ah, who is the old man speaking on the stage, do you know him? Ai Bo." Rendou Riki was still talking trash to Saiki Kusuo, causing all the students around Saiki to be speechless.

He asked who that old man was, don't you know the principal? Is he an idiot?

Suddenly, a guy with an afro and a sausage mouth fell to the ground. Rimuru vaguely remembered that the guy seemed to be called Takahashi, um, the Takahashi classmate that everyone liked.

After seeing Takahashi fall to the ground, Rendou Riki ran over in two steps, shouting,"Are you okay!! What happened to you!!"

And the students around Takahashi all stayed away, for fear of being blamed.

After Ran Tangli shouted a few more times, he found that Takahashi was still motionless, so he immediately grabbed his arms, raised them high and shook them vigorously, then threw him to the ground and started beating him. After beating him, he found that Takahashi was still the same, so he started to perform artificial respiration on him.

A teacher came over and said,"Rantang, what are you doing? Hurry up and send Takahashi to the health room!"

"Oh, yes, there is also a health room."After hearing what the teacher said, Ren Tang Li finally reacted, then picked up Takahashi and rushed to the health room.

The teacher was afraid that Ren Tang would cause another accident, and wanted to call another person to watch together. Looking around, he happened to see Qi Mu standing there, and remembered that he seemed to have a good relationship with Ren Tang.

"Qi Mu, you go too."

"Oh my, Ran Tang is such a scary man. Qi Mu complained in his heart.

""Teacher, I'll go with you." Rimuru suddenly spoke up at this time. How could they miss her when they were having fun?"Rimuru? Well, okay, you can go too. Having a girl with you will make them more careful anyway."

The teacher thought about it and nodded, letting Saiki and Rimuru go to the health room together.

"I'm telling you, why are you coming along too?" Qi Mu and Rimuru walked side by side towards the health room. Qi Mu was puzzled as they walked.

Could it be that she likes that guy Takahashi? No, how could she like someone so ugly? She even disdained the most handsome star on TV. As for Endou, forget it, he's a fool.

"Of course I'm going to have fun. It's boring to stand there, and I can just escape from the old man's nagging."Rimuru would definitely not tell Saiki the real reason for going, so he just said something casually.

"Yeah, that's how it is."Qi Mu didn't think much about it and trusted Rimuru very much.

As soon as he and Qi Mu walked to the door of the health room, they heard the sound of vomiting coming from inside the health room. They walked into the health room together and saw that everyone liked Takahashi lying on the sink and vomiting.

"Why must I be given artificial respiration by a guy like you! It's so disgusting!! And they will definitely say that I'm with Ran Tang, and Ran Tang is the top or something like that"

"No, you're overthinking, young man. No one will use the two of you to make up their minds." Qi Mu looked at Takahashi on the side with an expressionless face, complaining in his heart

""Puff~" Rimuru looked at everything with a smile on his face. It was really fun. There was indeed a lot of fun in this world.

Takahashi, who was warning Saiki, suddenly heard laughter. He looked over with an unhappy face, but found that the one laughing was Rimuru, the campus goddess who was as famous as Teruhashi Kokomi. The unhappy expression on his face immediately became very gentle, and at the same time he began to fantasize.

"Ah, Rimuru-kun is here too, does he like me?"

Saiki knew exactly what Takahashi was thinking, and was already thinking about how to destroy Takahashi, who had the audacity to set his sights on his sister.

At the same time, the physical education teacher Matsuzaki also appeared at the door and broke the door to the health room,"What? Are you pretending to be sick?!!"

When Takahashi heard Matsuzaki's voice, he immediately wilted and dared not think about it anymore. He immediately put the blame on Randou who was standing beside him, saying that it was Randou who threatened him to pretend to be sick, and Saiki was also an accomplice.

As for Rimuru, he followed because he was worried that something might happen to him.

Saiki's fist hardened again. This guy actually dared to think about it. It seemed that he must teach this guy a lesson. Just when Saiki was thinking about this, Randou had already changed the subject, and then Mr. Matsuzaki didn't know how, but his brain circuit was synchronized with that guy Randou.

And Randou also believed that all diseases would make the body fever, so he asked Takahashi to hold the thermometer."Damn, how could there be any changes, and what on earth was that idiot Matsuzaki thinking."

Takahashi, holding the thermometer, muttered to himself.

After the thermometer was taken out, Matsuzaki looked at the temperature on it,"Ninety-two degrees. Eight, call an ambulance quickly!!!"Soon, Takahashi was carried away by the medical staff who came. At the same time, the big devil Ran Tang was still shouting along with the stretcher,"Don't lose to the disease!!"

"Hahahaha!! This is so interesting, Kusuo-san is so fun to be around."Rimuru burst into laughter.

Saiki Kusuo was too lazy to pay attention to Rimuru, he reached out to pick up the thermometer on the table and burned it with fire, but unfortunately, he was seen by the returning Nendo.

Nendo thought Saiki was infected, and then Saiki was also carried away on a stretcher, with Nendo shouting beside him,"Don't lose to the disease, Aibo!! I'm waiting for you to come back and we can go eat ramen together!!"

Standing in the health room, looking at Rimuru below from the window, he was laughing so hard that his stomach hurt. Nendo Riki, this guy, is indeed Saiki Kusuo's nemesis.