Cute King: The Slime Who Doesn't Do His Job

"Huh?!!! Why are you A-rank, Rimuru, and I'm C-rank?!!! This is unfair!!" Saitama saw the reply from Rimuru and shouted loudly, attracting the attention of everyone around him. Rimuru himself couldn't believe it at all. After all, he was so lenient, why did he let me join? I don't want to join!!! I just want to stay at home and play games!!

""Rimuru, you got full marks on the physical and literary tests." Genos suddenly said this, attracting the attention of both Rimuru and Saitama. They both looked at the place on the paper that said [Written test: 50/50] [Physical test: 50/50]

"Hey, Genos, if I tell the association now that I only joined the Hero Association because of a friend’s trick, will they cancel my results?"

Rimuru put the paper back into the brown paper bag, wrapped the string around it, lowered his head, and spoke suddenly in a muffled voice.

But before Genos could say anything, he heard the broadcast above his head saying,"Mr. Genos, Mr. Saitama, Rimuru-kun...Sir, a seminar for qualified candidates will be held in half an hour. Please go to the third hall."

This was announced several times in a row, and only the first one mentioned Rimuru with a"little" in it, and the rest did not.

After the announcement, the announcer was immediately taken away for a lecture, and was severely criticized. Of course, Rimuru and the others were completely unaware of this. The three of them were following a staff member to the third hall mentioned in the broadcast.

Rimuru had completely accepted this hero ranking. What else could he do? Alas, in the end, Rimuru could only say,"Damn bald head!! I wish you good luck on your journey.’！！！"

(Dayun Automobile, Fengchi Tianxia)

Soon, the three of them sat in the first classroom in the third hall. Saitama and Genos sat together, and Rimuru sat behind Saitama.

On the podium stood a man wearing a suit imitating snake scales, named Snake Fist Snake, who was talking about things such as rating monsters and heroes.

Genos crossed his arms and looked serious, and it was not clear whether he was listening or not; Saitama, who was sitting next to him, asked Rimuru for several pieces of bubble gum and threw them into his mouth and chewed them hard. Although he was facing Snake Fist, you could tell from his eyes that he was distracted.

Lastly, Rimuru sat behind Saitama, looking lazy and not listening at all.

There were four people in a classroom, three of them were not listening, and one was the teacher, tut tut tut.

Snake saw that none of the three were listening, so he immediately jumped onto the podium and demonstrated the snake bite fist to the three guys in the audience who could beat him to death.

However, no one paid any attention to him. Instead, Saitama blew a huge bubble, which directly covered Saitama's face. If Genos hadn't reacted quickly, Saitama would have been killed by bubble gum.

After listening, Rimuru was still a little angry with Saitama. This abominable old bald guy didn't want to be a hero in the first place, but now he is still linked to the Hero Association. It's annoying!! He ignored Saitama and left on his own. Only Saitama and Genos were left. Genos also had to go back to the base to transform his body, so Saitama was left alone to go home.

Saitama looked at Rimuru's back blending into the crowd, blinked his eyes, raised his hand and scratched his head, the prank seemed a bit too much.

On the other side, Rimuru had already stored the mask on his face in the system space. He was happily eating all kinds of snacks in the snack street, completely forgetting that Saitama didn't have the key and that Mosquito Girl was not at home, so Saitama couldn't get in.

Even if he remembered, Rimuru probably wouldn't care. Who let Saitama, the old bald man, cheat her? He deserved to be locked out.

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The next morning, Rimuru and Saitama were still sitting at the dining table eating breakfast. Saitama was complaining to Rimuru that he forgot to give him the key yesterday, causing him to stand outside the door for more than an hour. If it wasn’t for the Mosquito Girl coming back, he would probably have to stand outside until midnight.

However, Rimuru didn’t listen to what Saitama said at all. His eyes were all on the TV, watching the Super Sentai broadcast on it intently.

Suddenly the doorbell rang. The Mosquito Girl was a little confused and went to open the door. Who was it so early in the morning? After opening the door, she saw Genos standing outside the door.

It turned out to be the robot that she had beaten like a dog. The Mosquito Girl thought so in her mind, but she still made way for Genos to enter the room.

Saitama actually didn’t want to see Genos a little bit. After all, he asked him to be a teacher or something. Just when he was about to refuse, he saw 100,000 daily living expenses neatly placed in front of him.

""Teacher, this is my apprenticeship fee. I will give you 100,000 every month in the future. Please let me practice with you and become stronger!"

After saying that, he also used a very standard dogeza to Saitama. Saitama looked at the money in front of him. That is to say, as long as he accepted it, he would have an income every month, right?! Finally, he doesn't have to rely on Rimuru anymore!!

But what Saitama didn't notice at all was that all his three meals a day added together cost at least 200,000, because Rimuru used the best ingredients.

"So please, teacher, compete with me. I want to see how big the gap is between me and you! Please!"

Saitama has already collected all the money."Okay, I'll go compete with you after I finish my meal."

Genos���He was a little happy in his heart that the teacher finally acknowledged him. He knelt down and sat obediently, waiting for Saitama to finish his breakfast.

But when Genos saw Saitama finish his breakfast and still didn't move, he was a little confused. Wasn't he done yet? Why didn't he leave? But the teacher must have his own considerations, so he decided to wait a little longer.

Saitama waited until Rimuru finished watching Super Sentai before he took action. He grabbed Rimuru, who wanted to go back for a nap, and took her out the door with Genos.

"I'm not saying anything, but why did you two call me to fight? I want to take a nap. Rimuru followed Saitama reluctantly, yawning and complaining to Saitama.

However, before Saitama could say anything, Rimuru waved his hand and said,"Forget it, you don't have to answer me, you two can fight by yourselves, I'll find a place to take a nap."

After that, he ignored the two of them and found a place where he could get some sun but not too hot, turned back into a slime dumpling, and basked in the sun and took a nap. After basking in the sun for a while, Rimuru just felt a little sleepy and was about to fall asleep when he suddenly felt a strong fist wind attacking him.

""Please dodge Saitama's attack, Rimuru." The Great Sage also warned Rimuru at this time.

After hearing the Great Sage's words and feeling the clear danger, the sleepiness that had just appeared disappeared without a trace. The light blue slime ball also turned into a human form in an instant. While using skills, he did not forget to curse Saitama. He did not think about how far he was from Saitama and whether he would hear him.

"Damn it! Old bald man, do you want to kill me?!! I just slept in, why do you have to?!!"

""Golden Wheel Reincarnation Explosion!!!"

Rimuru's amber eyes instantly turned into peach pink, with white in the center of his pupils, and an irregular shape like sunlight.

The next moment, a huge golden sword appeared in the field. Rimuru raised his right hand and controlled the huge golden sword to cut the incoming fist wind.

The fist wind that was carrying a breath of destroying the world was cut in half, and a bottomless artificial canyon was left on the ground.

After the fist wind was split by the golden sword, it continued to attack with undiminished force. He hit Saitama. Rimuru deliberately did not disperse the attack, just to teach Saitama a lesson. What did he do when he was sleeping?

Genos had just recovered from the shock of Saitama's fist wind, and saw an even more shocking scene. His pupils dilated instantly.

Saitama also noticed the golden sword and widened his eyes. After seeing the golden sword, his blood-thirsty heart, which had stopped for who knows how long, began to beat again, and his whole face changed from an oval face to a more delicate style.

"Seriously, one punch!"

Saitama clenched his right fist and placed it on the right side of his waist. After a short period of charging, he threw a straight punch that couldn't be simpler. Not only did he instantly destroy the golden sword, but all the white clouds floating in the sky were also scattered. There were still some white clouds in the sky, but after Saitama threw that punch, the sky was immediately cloudless.

Rimuru also flew in front of Saitama at this time, his eyes were still in the state of Samsara Eye, and because of his height, he released his dragon wings, flew in the air to be at the same level as Saitama, and cursed Saitama.

However, Saitama didn't care about Rimuru's scolding. Instead, he placed his right hand on his heart. He could clearly feel that his long-lost passionate heart was beating again.

"Rimuru! Let’s have a fight!"

Saitama stretched out his right fist, looking excited, his egg-shaped face turned into a serious one, and his whole temperament changed greatly. He was like two different people, and shouted loudly to Rimuru.