Cyber Ghosts

"It's still a handsome guy!" Long Feile couldn't help it. Wherever he could see that Haoning had fainted with joy, "Being a man is simply!"

"Wait!" Liu Shuai suddenly felt that Long Fei might have set himself a suit, and quickly asked, "You haven't told me how much is a sea lamp in your Dragon King Temple? If you are too expensive, I can provide it I'm sorry! "

"Ah? This ..." Long Fei was disappointed when he heard this, and said squeezedly, "This, maybe a little expensive, one penny, at least ten, is fifty cents, but enough for one hundred. There will be a discount, if you think it is expensive, I can still give the dream to the old monk, let him give you a cheaper ... "

"I'm going to ..." Liu Shuai smiled when he heard, "Five cents? The sea lanterns of the Ten Dragon King Temple? Do you know how much the ten sea lanterns of other temples are?"

"How much?" Long Fei was very nervous, "San Mao?" After he finished, he quickly boasted and boasted, "This is different. I am the Dragon King Temple. Absolutely, how big are you going to rain, wind and lightning, and you. If I want to have a baby, I will pick up all these businesses, and I can choose between boys and girls, "Long Fei thought about it afterwards." Yeah, but if you choose to have a girl, maybe it will cost you two yuan. Now boys are lost money, especially when they grow up. "

"Ha ha ha ha," Ho Ning laughed more and more. If people knew that Long Fei could choose men and women for two dollars here, who would go out and ask the doctor, "Two yuan? Two yuan? Are you a two yuan shop?" You ca n’t afford to lose, ca n’t you be fooled? "

"Hey," Long Fei smiled embarrassedly, "You can discount at a much higher rate ..."

"Puff, who wants to have so many babies, can't afford to raise--" Liu Shuai couldn't help laughing, "Oh, my good dragon fly, you should deserve to starve yourself for this dragon, a little quote I do n’t understand. A random temple outside, a common lamp is close to a few cents, if you are in Luojia Mountain-"At this point, Liu Shuai suddenly thought that the real Luo Jia Mountain was in Zhang Chihang's office, So he changed his sentence, "That fake Luojia Mountain, a sea lamp is afraid of a few dollars. You are here for 5 cents, I am afraid that even the lamp oil is not enough!"

"I heard they used drain oil ..." Long Fei mumbled with blush, "It's said to be cheap."

"Oh, I'm going," Haoning laughed even harder. "Yes, five cents of a ditches, oil and sea lamps. If you give it, it will rain? You are not afraid to smoke to death?"

"Five Mao!" Long Fei was embarrassed and corrected Haoning, "Ten confessions! Less than Wu Mao can only wind, and must have Wu Mao to have rain!"

"Hahaha," Hao Ning smiled, "Five cents only have rain, you are really a fifty cents!"

"Yeah, yeah, I am the Wu Mao Shuijun," Long Fei was delighted when he heard the name. After all, he didn't have much contact with specific things in the world. Road, "This name is really good!" Then frowned, and said in a low voice, "I don't know that this price may be a little low, but my temple, in that place, it would be good if it was not dismantled. Someone is willing to keep it inside, and I am very satisfied. I do n’t know how many years of incense incense I have saved before I have spiritual wisdom, so I cherish everyone who comes to make a wish, and the incense they offer. "

"Well ..." Liu Shuai suddenly felt that Long Feitian was really pitiful, and he also felt how such a heartless dragon has survived in these years. Think about yourself, no matter how much your father has laughed from childhood, My mother suffered a lot of eyesight. It turned out that it was not easy to be a human being or to be a god. I sniffed my nose and did not want to be seen by Long Fei. What about lights? "

"It's useless ..." Long Fei scratched his head, "Where can I burn incense to myself, must be a mortal." Long Fei said excited again, "You will remember some wishes by then, or have a baby, It ’s okay if it ’s windy or rainy. ”

"I don't even have a wife. I have a woolen child," Liu Shuai smiled bitterly, thinking about it, but still didn't say it. He just said, "You can rest assured that you have enough sea lights."

Although Haoning did n’t know what Liu Shuai was thinking, he could n’t bear to think about what Long Fei said. His eyes turned to Long Fei and smiled, "Or you read so many books in vain, you wo n’t go backwards Thinking? "

"Reverse thinking?" Long Fei didn't understand what Haoning was saying. Looking at Liu Shuai, Liu Shuai was also a little confused, "What reverse thinking?"

"S City itself is close to the sea," said Ho Ning with a smile. He is a northerner, and he naturally knows the difference between north and south. "Every year there is a lot of natural water vapor. When the summer is full of wind and rain, I am afraid that you will come to you all year round. There are not two or three people asking for rain. "

"Um ..." Long Fei looked at Haoning and broke his fingers, whispering embarrassedly, "Last year, two of them are now supported by a child," a little light suddenly appeared on the face after he said, " Now I heard that the country has opened its second child ... "

"Shut up, don't allow me to be interrupted," Haoning was confused by this high IQ. "The point I said is that you can wind and rain, and of course you can stop wind and rain!"

"This is of course, my skill is--" Long Fei was proud to show off, and suddenly understood, looking at Ho Ning and asked uncertainly, "You mean--"

"How many times will S City be hit by a typhoon each year?" Ho Ning was somewhat proud. "Every time when it hits major factories in the city, the stores are closed, schools can't attend classes, pedestrians can't go to the street, how many cars are blown down, how many trees are blown down? There are countless losses ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ If you can have a business, avoid typhoon landing, and avoid excessive rain, then think about how many people have to provide you with sea lamps! "

"Really, yes, yes, it's you!" Long Fei looked at Haoning with his eyes wide open, and then looked at Li Shuai. Li Shui nodded to Haoning with a smile, Long Fei quickly turned his finger to count, "I'm fine Forget it, a sea lantern costs five cents, and ten starts to offer ... "

"Stupid," Liu Shuai also understood, wishing to knock on Long Fei's head, laughing and scolding, "You all have such a big 'contribution', a sea lantern still costs 5 cents? At least 5 yuan!"

"Punch!" Long Fei sat on the ground in shock, quickly patted his **** and stood up, asking with a trembling, "Won't anyone come for five yuan?"

"..." Liu Shuai was speechless. When I thought about Zhang Chihang's unresponsive rescue of Mr. Wang's son, there was only one billion yuan in one mouth. I could only lament the hungry, timid and timid, and too lazy to explain. "If no one comes, I will provide you with 1,000 ocean lights every month!" After he finished talking, he coughed and added, "The kind of five cents."

"Hahaha, no problem, no problem," Long Fei's eyes narrowed into a slit, and he couldn't see Liu Shuai anymore. Holding Liu Shuai's hand, it was like seeing God of Wealth, "You are handsome, handsome!"

"Hey hey," Liu Shuai touched his bald head, and never thought 50 yuan was so easy to use.

——It's also strange that since Hooning gave Long Fei this idea, in the next few years, S City will come in the summer, and every time it is predicted that there will be a big typhoon, these typhoons will magically pass by S City. It ’s just that the neighboring cities suffer from “unexpected crossing” every year. This matter is very different, so I will not mention it.

"Yes, Liu Shuai?" Liu Shuai was enjoying Long Fei's worship. Suddenly he heard someone calling himself behind him. When he looked back and talked to him, his face turned red immediately.