Dad Academy

little baby?

What is it?

Zhang Tan craned his neck to look, but couldn't see it.

After all, it was a small thing on the third floor, so he couldn't see clearly.

"can not see."

"Why?"

"I just can't see it, what is it?"

"Four-legged snake~"

"What?!"

Zhang Tan was startled and stood on tiptoe to see if it was a real four-legged snake, but he couldn't see it. He could only say anxiously: "Don't play with the four-legged snake. It will bite. Go away." Let it go."

Xiaobai was laughing and joking, indifferent to Zhang Tan's words, and was still playing with it on the balcony with great interest, not knowing whether it was a real four-legged snake.

"Xiao Bai, don't play with snakes, they will bite."

"...I won't do it."

"Yes, yes."

Xiaobai scratched the window, then raised his hand for Zhang Tan to see.

I saw this little kid holding this little thing in his hand. It must be alive, because it kept twisting and moving, reacting violently. If he could talk, he would definitely be calling me Gua Wa Zi, where does Gua Wa Zi live?

But this is not a four-legged snake, but a gecko! Zhang Tan breathed a sigh of relief.

Four-legged snakes are lizards and skinks, not geckos.

Maybe in Sichuan, geckos are also called four-legged snakes.

Compared to four-legged snakes, I subconsciously think that geckos are cuter and kinder, mainly because the ones with the word "snake" in them are scary.

Xiaobai pinched the gecko's tail, lifted it upside down, and showed Zhang Tan with a smile: "Uncle, look at it, my little baby."

What a poor gecko.

Zhang Tan was about to ask her to let go of the gecko. Geckos can also bite people. Suddenly, the gecko was lifted upside down and fell down. It landed in the ivy on the green brick wall, dragging its severed tail, and with a swish, it burrowed into the wall. Enter the ivy and disappear.

"Ah, what's going on with the claws, my baby~~"

Xiaobai pinched the gecko's tail and yelled about why her baby ran away without its tail. It was because of its claws.

She stared at the severed tail in her hand and yelled for a while, then asked Zhang Tan: "Uncle, what's wrong with the claws? The four-legged snake doesn't want its tail anymore? Did you scare it?"

Did I scare it? It was you who frightened people, and made them cut off their tails in order to survive.

Zhang Tan explained to her the gecko's survival skills, that is, the ability to survive by cutting off its tail. The little white kid was stunned for a while.

"Uncle, have you eaten too much?"

She climbed down from the window, ran away, and quickly came back with two buns in her hands.

"Uncle, let me give you a bun, can you continue?"

"No, I've eaten. You haven't had lunch yet?"

Xiaobai shook his head, took a hard bite of the bun on his left, chewed it a few times, and smiled.

After swallowing, I was able to speak again.

"Uncle, let me give you a taste of my pussy. You can take it."

As he said that, he dropped a bun. Zhang Tan was worried that he might not be able to catch it accurately, so he lifted up the hem of his clothes and pocketed it.

The buns are cold.

Zhang Tan thought of the time when Xiaobai's dinner was half a can of boiled peanuts, so he asked, "Xiaobai, is this what you have for lunch?"

Xiaobai nodded while chewing the bun, and then ran away again. After a while, he came with her sippy cup and placed it on the window. While eating the bun, he drank water to moisten his throat, which was too dry.

"You only eat steamed buns for lunch??" Zhang Tan asked again in surprise.

Xiaobai said something vaguely, but Zhang Tan didn't hear it clearly. When he asked again, he heard Xiaobai say: "There are also noodles and eggs. Do you want to eat the eggs?"

"Are your aunt and uncle home?"

"They have gone to work and have to work. They also have to work on weekends. They are so tired."

Zhang Tan felt heartbroken and helpless when he learned that Xiaobai's lunch consisted of cold steamed buns, eggs and noodles.

"Xiaobai, can I come up?" Zhang Tan asked.

Xiaobai said happily: "Come on, come on, go there, there, there."

Zhang Tan followed the direction she pointed and came to a narrow alley. A gust of wind whistled and blew dust. He couldn't help but squint his eyes.

"Meow~~~"

A black cat that was about to cross the alley stopped in the middle of the alley, its agate eyes staring at him warily.

"Do you want to come over? I'll let you come over first."

Zhang Tan got out of the way so as not to block the entrance of the alley. It's too narrow here. If he goes in, he will block the black cat's way. Either it will leave, or Zhang Tan will leave.

"Meow~~~" The black cat seemed to understand, and continued to move forward with cat steps. When it was still three or four meters away from the exit, with a whoosh, it ran out like a gust of wind. Zhang Tan immediately heard the little Bai yelled at my cat~~

Zhang Tan entered the alley sideways and walked for more than ten meters. When he came out, he arrived in front of the building where Xiaobai lived. There was an iron door blocking the stairs. He stretched out his hand and pulled it open. It was not locked. Hidden.

Walking up the dark and old steps to the third floor, left or right? After some estimation, I walked to the right and heard Xiaobai's voice coming from the end of the corridor.

"Tang Monk is riding a horse, and behind him is Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong, run fast, and behind him is a pig..."

Well, no need to look for it, Xiaobai is right there.

The door was locked, Zhang Tan knocked on it, and the singing inside immediately stopped, and an alert little voice sounded.

"Which one?"

"Xiaobai, it's me, Zhang Tan."

The vigilant little Naiyin immediately became cheerful.

"Oh~ It's Boss Zhang."

Zhang Tan:-_-||

After the little man inside finished speaking, Goosegoose laughed to himself.

"Can you open the door?" Zhang Tan asked.

Click, the door opened, and Xiaobai appeared wearing a pair of sunglasses!

The kid held his hands behind his back, held his little head high, and looked arrogant and airy.

I don’t know where she found the sunglasses, but the frames were worn.

The sunglasses are big and the person is small, like a big-headed fly.

"It's really Boss Zhang, hahaha~~~Have you got your claws here?"

This kid had a lot of fun, but...

"I'm over here, where are you looking?"

"ha?"

Xiaobai immediately took off her sunglasses. Sure enough, there was no one on the right where she looked, but on the left.

"Hehehe~~~ It's funny, I'm a melon."

It can be seen that sunglasses are just decorations. Not only can they not pretend to be cool, but they can also make people blind.

Zhang Tan was amused. The child's state was very different from what he expected.

He originally thought that Xiaobai, who was locked up at home alone, would be listless and listless, but the reality was that this baby was having fun playing.

"Have you finished lunch?" Zhang Tan asked.

Although the security door is open, there is a sliding mesh door inside. People outside cannot get in and people inside cannot get out.

When Xiaobai heard the words, she immediately ran back. She stood on tiptoe, grabbed a bun and an egg from the dining table, ran back, stretched out her little hand from the mesh door, and said, "Uncle, here you go." eat."

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