Dad Academy

The yacht entered the harbor and the grilled fish was ready. Everyone ate and then disembarked.

"Hiss~~~ It's a bit spicy." Li Yuxiao said, she couldn't stand it after taking two bites, her lips were red and hot.

Zhu Xiaojing nodded and said it was indeed a bit spicy. She must have put too many chili peppers. She asked the chef who was helping with the barbecue why he added so many chili peppers.

The chef looked at Xiaobai, but before he could say anything, Xiaobai jumped up and shouted: "It depends on where I live, you grilled the fish Baobao, I am a little friend, and I don't know how to bake fish Baobao." "

The chef is a young man who has just entered the society and does not yet know the depth of society. At this moment, being yelled at by Xiaobai, he can only bite the bullet and say that he added the chili pepper of course.

"Because I'm from Hunan, we eat spicy food every day."

Everyone didn't want to blame him. Seeing that he looked like a shy little fresh meat, they didn't make things difficult for him. However, although they didn't say anything, the captain was unhappy and thought he didn't provide good service, so he said a few words to him.

Xiaobai looked over again and again, but finally couldn't hold it back. He stepped forward, tugged on the captain's pants, and said with his little head raised, "Don't scold him. In fact, I was the one who instigated it. I'm sorry."

The captain smiled and said it didn't matter.

"Eat less, Liuliu, you can't eat so much spicy food." On the other side, Zhu Xiaojing was advising Liuliu to eat less grilled fish, there are too many peppers.

But Liliu doesn't think so. She thinks she can eat anything. Eating is her instinct. This is the only thing she won't lose to anyone.

She didn't want to aggrieve herself. She ate grilled fish and drank Little Bear, making loud noises. At the end of the meal, she opened her mouth and hissed, exhaling and inhaling. She couldn't bear it any more, and turned around in circles on the boat. Screaming in the sea breeze, blowing the spicy taste in your mouth.

After eating the grilled fish and other snacks, the trip to the sea officially ended. Everyone got their things and got off the boat and dispersed.

Zhang Tan took Xiaobai and Xi'er back to the Little Red Horse. It was now three o'clock in the afternoon. The cicadas were chirping in the Little Red Horse. The bright sunshine was shining through the leaves in the yard. The light and shadow were mottled. There was no sound of people. It was very quiet. .

Lao Li was half-lying in a rocking chair, resting on the edge of the grove, with a cattail leaf fan covering his face. He didn't know whether he was asleep or thinking about something.

Xiaobai and Xi'er came to him quietly, looked at Zhang Tan, and hesitated whether to talk to Li Weibao.

Zhang Tan shook his head at them, signaling to be silent, come back quickly, and rest at home.

Two mulberry leaves were blown away. Xi'er immediately ran to pick them up. When they came back, they placed them on the small tea table in front of Lao Li and pressed them with a teacup to prevent them from being blown away.

At the same time, the two families, Liuliu and Dudu, did not separate after leaving the harbor. Instead, they met for afternoon tea because the grilled fish on the ship was really too spicy for them and they did not eat much. As for Liuliu and Dudu, Duh, I guess I'm full.

The two families came to a restaurant not far away. As soon as they sat down and ordered some good food, Luoliu started squirming around. The little butt couldn't sit still and wanted to go to the toilet.

Zhu Xiaojing: "You must have had diarrhea due to the spicy food."

Liuliu held her belly and was taken to the bathroom. Seeing this, Dudu also went to the bathroom.

Zhu Xiaojing took the two of them to the bathroom, and Luoliu was squatting in the pit. Uh-huh, uh-huh, the smell was so stinky that she couldn't stand it, so she waited at the door of the bathroom and told Luliu to come out when she was ready.

"Mother Zhu, don't leave~~~~" Liuliu shouted. She couldn't feel the presence of Mother Zhu anymore and was a little scared.

Dudu appeared at the entrance of the cubicle, pinched his nose and said, "Don't be afraid, Liliu, I'm here and I will protect you."

As she spoke, she took off the bow and arrow from behind her shoulder and stood ready.

Someone came in and was stunned when they saw her like this.

Dudu explained: "Don't be afraid, I won't bully adults, I am protecting my good friend, she is pooping."

Liliu: "..."

Her stomach was hurt, and she squatted for a long time. After finally finishing her bowel movements, she found that her legs were numb and she couldn't get up, so she called Dudu to give her a lift.

"But you are such a stinky duck." Dudu was a little reluctant.

Liuliu: "Dudu, we are good friends, I am your sister Ya~"

Liuliu Xiao showed affection, and finally persuaded Dudu to help, pulled her up, flushed the toilet, and was helped to limp back and sit back in her seat. After a while, she was lying on Zhu's mother's lap. , melancholy.

"I told you not to eat so much grilled fish, but you didn't listen. It's fine now. Does your butt hurt?" Zhu Xiaojing asked funny.

Liuliu said aggrievedly: "You are still laughing!"

Zhu Xiaojing simply laughed. Luoliu felt aggrieved and even wanted to cry. Mother Zhu was going too far.

"Hahaha~" Suddenly there was another laugh. Luoliu looked up and saw that it was Chubby!

"Chubby! Why are you laughing??" Luliu was furious.

…

Liuliu lay down for a while, and when the meal was served, she immediately sat up. There were so many delicious things in front of her. If she didn't eat, it would be a waste. If she didn't eat, she would suffer a loss. Eat a little, so that she wouldn't be so heartbroken.

Liliu didn't go to Little Red Horse that night because her butt hurt and she had diarrhea, so she had to go to the toilet three or four times in one night!

She was so angry that she called Xiaobai and yelled at Xiaobai, blaming her for adding so much chili pepper to the grilled fish.

Seeing the phone being hung up, Xiaobai was very angry and said to Zhang Tan, "Why is Guawazi scolding me?"

She couldn't believe it, when did Fat Liuliu become so brave and dare to scold her?

She wanted to teach Liliu a lesson, but Liliu would not come at night, so she could only let Liliu go for the night and settle the score tomorrow.

Xiaobai went downstairs to play with the children, and a little girl came over, giggling, and handed her a cute paper bag.

"Where do you live?" Xiaobai took it, opened it and took a look. It was food, like snacks, but she didn't recognize it.

The little girl giggled and said nothing. This is Xiao Youyou, the new three-year-old little friend, even smaller than Xiwawa.

Xiaobai asked: "Guawazi, where do you want to live? Can you give me something to eat? Thank you. Is it delicious?"

Xiao Youyou nodded, hummed twice, and then said with a smile that it was for Liuliu.

Xiaobai: →_→

Xiao Youyou confirmed again that it was for Liuliu, because Liuliu wiped her butt last time.

Xiaobai returned the handbag to her and said, "Then you go and give me some shelter."

"Liuliu is not here, she won't come tonight." Xiao Youyou said.

Xiao Bai had an idea, took the handbag again, ran home with Xiao Youyou, found Zhang Tan who was working in front of the computer, borrowed his mobile phone, and made a video call to Luliu.

On the other end, Liuliu appeared. She seemed to be willing to take risks. When she saw Xiaobai, she said: "Xiaohuahua, what are you doing to me? Do you want to call me sister? 666~~~"

A little head stretched out from the side of Xiaobai's head, and said to the camera with a smile: "Sister Liuliu, and Xiao Youyou."

"Oh, it's little Youyou Duck." Liuliu said absentmindedly, suddenly perking up, "It's a duck, do you have a poop and don't know how to wipe it?"

Xiao Youyou said with a smile that she had learned how to wipe cakes. Her mother bought her a rag doll and taught her how to wipe cakes on the doll.

Liuliu then said fiercely that she would be having sex tonight and asked Xiao Youyou if she could go to her house and help her wipe her butt.

Xiao Youyou + Xiao Bai: "..."

Xiaobai came back to his senses and stopped letting Liuliu and Xiaoyouyou chat. Instead, he smiled secretly, lifted the handbag Xiaoyouyou gave him into the camera, and told Liuliu that it was delicious and that Xiaoyouyou would give it to him. She prepared it, but she didn't come, so now...

"I want to eat it~~~~hohoho~~it tastes so good~~~I want to eat it again..."

There was silence for a moment on the other side of the camera, and then a grumpy little voice burst out, and Luoliu shouted anxiously: "You little bastard, can't you afford to play like a duck? Little Youyou, hurry up and get your delicious food." Put it away and wait until I come back——"