Dad Academy

"Ode to the Goose", Tang Dynasty, Li Bai.

This was what Xi'er told Xiaobai during the day, but Xiaobai always thought it was written by her old man. The first time she knew this poem, it was her old man who taught her.

I just found out today that it was originally written by Li Pengyu.

She knew that Lao Li's name was Li Bai. People who fight every day don't understand how they can win.

She thought her old man was bragging.

But instead of confronting him and exposing him, she kept it in mind, complained to Lao Li and apologized on her behalf.

Lao Li: "..."

"Li Baibai, why are you so awesome?" Xiaobai had a hint of admiration in his eyes.

"Maybe, maybe, it must be because he drank too much mulberry leaves, that's why he is so powerful." Following Xiaobai's words, Lao Li started to make nonsense and amuse the children.

"Huh?" Xiaobai was surprised. She didn't expect that mulberry leaves had such effects, but she was more worried, "Then will you turn into a silkworm baby?"

"I'm quite old, haven't I turned into a silkworm baby? Don't worry, do you want to drink some?"

Xiaobai thought for a while, nodded, and was tricked into drinking Lao Li's tea.

Even though she thought she was already smart, who wouldn't want to be a little smarter.

Tea is good tea, but if Lao Li doesn't drink it, it's not the best tea.

But after Xiaobai took a sip, he grinned and his face became wrinkled. He stopped drinking after a sip and said dissatisfiedly: "It doesn't taste good at all~"

Today's tea is harder to drink than usual, a little bitter, but Lao Li likes this bitter taste.

Children don't like bitter taste, children only like sweet taste.

Xiaobai put down the tea cup and refused to drink it. Lao Li said, "Isn't it a waste if you don't drink it? This tea is very expensive."

When Xiaobai saw Liuliu Dudu wandering around the yard, he called them over and said with a smile: "Drink something delicious~"

Hearing this, Liuliu immediately took away the teacup, held it in front of her eyes for inspection, Dudu leaned over, smelled it, and asked curiously: "This is the tea that Li Baibao drank."

Liliu: "It must be delicious."

She thought it must be delicious, otherwise why would Li Baibao drink it every day?

She had drunk it before, and it couldn't be said to taste good, but it wasn't bad either. She had no taste in her mouth, so she would occasionally drink some.

Xiaobai secretly asked Liuliu to drink.

Liuliu didn't doubt that he was there, so she picked up the teacup and took a few sips.

"Uh~~~~ah——" Luoliu bared his teeth and claws, "It's so hard to drink duck. I won't drink it. You guys are lying."

Dudu: "Pang Liuliu, I told you not to drink. If you don't listen to me, you will be poisoned."

When Liuliu heard that he was poisoned, he immediately put down the tea cup and covered his belly. He screamed incessantly and couldn't stand anymore. He held on to the small coffee table and staggered, almost lying on the ground, until he cheated and asked Lao Li to give it to him. Two candies for her...

Such a big Yanyan, acting in a play just for two candies, is simply breaking the bank.

Liuliu performed with all his heart and earned two candies. Seeing Dudu's pitiful appearance, he reluctantly gave her one.

The relationship between the two sisters was sublimated again. Dudu had candy to eat and was full of energy. Hey Hey Hey went to clean the yard. The pile of fallen leaves that Xiaobai and Xier had piled up during the day was still waiting for her to carry away.

Xi'er and others originally wanted to help, but Dudu yelled not to move and let the baby come.

Ms. Zhao, the decathlete, did all the work by herself.

The children were very happy and everyone was happy.

Xiaobai pulls Xiwawa away and tells her that she is right. Not only will Dudu not be unhappy, but she will also be very happy.

Liuliu was thoughtful when she saw this. When Teacher Xiaoliu handed out oranges to everyone, she suddenly had an idea and ran over in a hurry, stopped the children and shouted, "Don't move!" Let the big baby come!

Immediately, he was criticized verbally and written by the children, and was almost dragged to "jail" by Xiaomi, and even almost beaten by Zhao Xiaochun.

Child Shen Liuliu was puzzled by this.

——

Yao Quan invited Zhang Tan to dinner, and he was accompanied by three actors whom he met while filming "Latent".

In the dim light, a resident singer was singing "Mohe Dance Hall". This song is very popular now, with various covers emerging one after another, and the usage rate of bars and KTVs is very high.

Yao Quan asked Zhang Tan if he could have some wine, but Zhang Tan declined.

"You guys drink, I won't drink anymore. My daughter doesn't like the smell of alcohol. She will be unhappy if I go home with the smell of alcohol."

Everyone laughed, Yao Quan said: "I haven't seen Xiaobai for a long time. She must be in elementary school now."

"First grade of elementary school. I just entered school in the summer."

Yao Quan is also married, but he doesn't have children yet. His wife is also an actress, and both of them are busy with work. His wife's focus is still on her career, which is on the rise after all.

Zhang Tan didn't drink, Yao Quan and the other two ordered a bottle of red wine and drank it slowly while chatting about work and life.

They sat in the box to avoid being recognized. Mainly Yao Quan and others, they are actors and frequently appear on the screen.

Zhang Tan was not worried.

After so many years, he never had to hide anything when he went out, and only a handful of people knew him.

An actor went to the restroom, met a fan who recognized him outside, signed autographs, took a photo with him, and then came back.

During this period, Xiaobai made a video call and asked when the old man would come home. It was already past nine o'clock, and the children in Xiaohong Mali were about to go to bed to tell their stories.

Zhang Tan put down his phone and said goodbye to Yao Quan and others.

"Then have a last drink. Zhang Tan, it doesn't matter if you just use lemonade." Yao Quan said.

A few people clinked their glasses, and Zhang Tan left first. Yao Quan insisted on sending him out. The remaining three people chatted in the box, lamenting that Zhang Tan's status was extraordinary, and there were really not many people who could welcome Yao Quan. , but if they were asked to participate in "Dark Blood", they would be happy to do so.

"I remember that Teacher Zhang is not married, right?"

"not married."

"Who is Xiaobai's mother?"

"have no idea."

"I haven't heard of any scandals."

"Stop guessing and have a drink. By the way, how is the filming of that drama going? It should be finished."

…

When Zhang Tan returned to Little Red Horse, he heard two bursts of crying before entering the yard. Two children were crying in the yard.

"What's wrong?"

Zhang Tan asked Lao Li, who was drinking tea and watching a show, but Lao Li didn't come forward to comfort the child.

"I was bitten by the one-horned fairy." Lao Li said.

The ones crying were Xiao Zheng and Liuliu, both of whom were bitten by the one-horned fairy.

"Where did the unicorn come from?"

"Xiaobai caught it."

"..."

Xiaobai caught the unicorn fairy, tied it around his neck with a small red rope, and took it out to show off and play. Seeing this, Liuliu stupidly moved forward to pick it with his hands. He was obviously scared to death, but he just wanted to commit suicide. The result was fine. He was hit hard by the one-horned fairy and bit his finger. He didn't ask whether it hurt or not. , I was so frightened at that moment that the strong little pomegranate suddenly lost strength.

Little Zheng Zheng was not bitten by the one-horned fairy, but the one-horned fairy was fluttered and landed on her head, tightly grabbing her beautiful seven-star ladybug pattern hairpin.

This frightened little Zheng Zheng and made her cry.

Teacher Xiaoliu and Teacher Xiaoman comforted each other.

Zhang Tan saw that Xiaobai was still holding a dark-colored rhinoceros in his hand. The rhinoceros was hanging in the air, teeth and claws showing, but there was nothing he could do.

The children all stayed far away from her and did not dare to approach her.

"Xiao Bai, let go of the one-horned fairy."

Although Xiaobai was reluctant to give up, she saw that the old man listened to her and did not drink, so she obediently went to the woods and released the rhinoceros.

"Bye bye, pinched insects~~"

Little Zheng Zheng stopped crying, but choked from time to time. Xi'er, Shi Baobao and Xiaonian took her away.

Liuliu didn't cry anymore. She was not sad, but indignant. Why did the one-horned fairy only bite her and not other children? She didn't do anything! It's a unicorn that you can't afford to play with!

"I won't be afraid next time if I'm prepared."

Liuliu was furious and yelled that she wanted to settle the score with the Unicorn Fairy, but the Fairy had already been released in the grove, so she called Dudu and rushed into the woods.

In the grove, they didn't find the unicorn fairy, but Dudu ran out with his face covered, his face full of displeasure.

She had her little cheek pinched again in the woods! I don’t know which little villain did it!

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