Dad Academy

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"Zhang Tan, does the screenwriter have to make the audience cry to look great?

"...There is no such explanation."

"Then why did you write "Little Actor" so miserable?"

"...It's not that I want to write about being miserable, it's that "Dream of Red Mansions" is already so miserable."

On WeChat, Su Lan and Zhang Tan chatted. She burst into tears over the ending of "Little Actor". She was so angry that she went to talk to Zhang Tan.

Zhang Tan asked: "Hey, have you finished filming your scene?"

"The filming has been completed a long time ago."

"Then what are your plans next?"

"Let's run some commercials and take a break. What's wrong? Does Mr. Zhang have any projects you want to recommend to me?"

"Hehehe, just ask."

I was thinking, can I recommend Su Lan to compete in "Thirty Women"?

——

Xiaobai's house.

"Auntie, are you okay?"

"Why are you urging me? Don't rush me. I'll call you when you're done."

"Boss Zhang is about to get off work. Your claws are still fine. What's wrong with your claws?"

"Guawazi, I advise you to be kind. Here, drink this bowl of chicken soup."

"The soup is delicious. Auntie, come and drink it too."

Malanhua is making Bangbang Chicken and giving it to Zhang Tan to thank him.

"Xiaobai, come here."

"Claws."

"Is it enough to put so much chili?"

"A little more, a little more, a little more... It's so nagging, aunt, how much do you put your paws on?"

"Didn't you ask me to come a little more?"

"I instigated a lot of nagging, but you still let me go. It's you who let me go."

"Me! You!"

According to Malanhua's past temper, she would say, believe it or not, I will give you a hammer! You melon boy, with ghostly sun eyes, amuse me.

But now, she could only endure it and said angrily: "Then you instigated me to make a fuss now?"

"I'm a little friend, how do I know everything? I don't know."

Malanhua had such a violent temper that she couldn't bear it any longer and said angrily: "Then get out of the way!"

Xiaobai was not afraid of her. He stood at her feet and raised his little head and said: "How fierce are your claws? You are so fierce. Aunt Zhang, boss Zhang instigated us to be friendly to Xiaopen and not to give them any paws." There's earwax. What's wrong with your claws?"

If Zhang Tan were here, he would definitely stand up and say immediately, I am not Lu Xun, I have never said such a thing.

Malanhua took a deep breath, swallowed her anger, secretly clenched her fists, and asked Gua Wazi while holding back her anger: "Didn't you say that Boss Zhang can eat spicy food? Is this okay?"

Xiaobai stared at the Bangbang Chicken and assessed it. He felt that he could eat it, so he nodded: "Boss Zhang can do it, I believe in him."

"That's good. Oh my God, can Boss Zhang eat spicy food so well?"

"Then you still want to instigate me, for sure. Your paw calls me Guawazi? Did you even think about it?"

"Okay, have you finished the chicken soup? We'll leave when we finish."

Malanhua didn't answer her words.

Xiaobai forgot about it in the blink of an eye.

"Let's go, let's go."

Malanhua carried the food box with Bangbang Chicken and took Xiaobai to the school. When she saw the child carrying a small schoolbag and holding a black and white red panda bigger than her in her arms, she said, "Where are you staying? You can hug me." Where do the red pandas live? Put them down, put them down."

"This is my little panda, I want to take her out to play."

"You're not tired either."

"This is my strength."

The child hugged the little panda and headed out the door, not listening to his aunt at all.

This red panda was bought in the park today.

There were no red pandas to see in the park, only this kind of red panda was for sale, so I bought one for Xiaobai, who didn't see the red panda and complained that her aunt was lying to her, so that she could shut her mouth.

Children should be carried to school and shown off everywhere.

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"Zhang Tan, let's call Sister Gao and have dinner together tonight."

Before getting off work, Zhang Tongshun approached Zhang Tan and wanted to have a meal together to connect and bond. After all, they had to work on the next project together.

However, Zhang Tan already had an appointment, and Ma Lanhua contacted him at noon and said that he would prepare a meal and deliver it in the evening.

"We have an appointment tonight, let's go tomorrow. I'll invite you and Sister Gao over tomorrow."

"Tomorrow? Tomorrow is fine too."

It was only six o'clock in the evening when we returned to the academy. The children had not arrived yet. Only Xiaobai and her aunt were waiting on the third floor.

The red panda is sitting on the steps, like a human being.

Xiaobai was playing football in the corridor. Malanhua protected the Bangbang chicken and the other two dishes like a calf, warning Xiaobai: "Get away from me, you melon kid. Don't play football here. Do you want to?" Knock over Bang Bang Chicken, right?”

Her response was: "嚯嚯嚯~~"

Bang~

The football flew over, and Malanhua was startled. She raised her fist and punched it.

Bang, the football bounced on the ground, flew up, and hit Malanhua's own face with another bang.

Malanhua took three steps back, a little confused, shook her head, and saw Xiaobai clearly in front of her.

Xiaobai was shocked, his aunt was so awesome.

"Guawazi, come here, I'm going to teach your butt to bloom!"

Guawazi yelled blindly: "Help, don't kill my aunt~~"

"What's wrong?"

Zhang Tan just arrived.

Xiaobai rushed over and finally found his backer. Malanhua stopped, swallowed back the harsh words, and said with a smile: "I was just joking with Xiaobai. Boss Zhang made Bangbang Chicken for you, look at it~~"

The cock was well protected by her and smelled delicious.

"Thank you, thank you, come in and sit down. Whose is the red panda on the steps? It's so cute."

Xiaobai raised his little hands and jumped up and said, "My, my, four, mine."

The three of them entered the house. Zhang Tan put the vegetables sent by Malanhua into bowls, put them on the table, and asked them to eat together.

"Sister Ma, you don't have to be so polite here. Sit down quickly. I have something to tell you."

Malanhua stayed, and Zhang Tan prepared three dishes and chopsticks. When he saw the Bangbang Chicken, he sighed: "It looks so spicy."

Malanhua glanced at Xiaobai, who stared at her and whispered, "I just instigate you to nag."

Malanhua wanted to flatten her ass, but it was obvious that she kept saying "come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come a little bit more," Gua Wazi was not good at all.

She smiled and said, "I heard that Boss Zhang can eat spicy food, so it should be no problem."

I can eat spicy food? Suddenly I saw Xiaobai's eyes turning around in a panic, there must be a ghost. Thinking that Malanhua's only channel to inquire about him was Xiaobai, so it must have been Xiaobai who said this. This little guy seemed to have done something bad.

He changed his words and said: "Yes, I can eat spicy food quite well."

After saying this, he soon regretted it because Malanhua kept urging him to eat more Bang Bang Chicken.

The mouth is swollen again.

My butt will definitely be sore tomorrow.

The little friend ate it with gusto.

"What? Filming? Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I, I can't do the show, don't make fun of me, Boss Zhang, don't make fun of me, don't make fun of me."

Malanhua is about to cry. Halfway through her life, she has eaten more salt than some people eat rice, but she has never been asked to film a movie. When she was young, she thought it was still possible. After all, she was as beautiful as a flower at that time. , is a well-known flower in the village, but now, all that is left is chicken skin.

Zhang Tan took out the character script and said, "I'm not joking. Look, this is the script. I've prepared it. Don't worry, don't feel any psychological pressure. The role is as written by you. Just act as you are."

Malanhua was surprised: "Xiao Bai also wants to act?"

"Yes, she wants it too."

"Lao Bai also wants it?"

"As a family of three, the most important thing is to be neat and tidy."

"I can't read." Malanhua was very embarrassed.

Zhang Tan was stunned for a moment and looked at Xiao Bai, who was rolling on the floor holding a red panda. This melon boy couldn't read either, so he could only show it to Lao Bai.

However, Ma Lanhua said that Lao Bai could not read a few Chinese characters and had not graduated from elementary school.

None of their family can read.

Zhang Tan smiled bitterly: "Then I will read it to you. Don't worry. Really, there are no lines. I just film you selling pancakes and fruits. Your family's life is actually very simple. In terms of salary, I will try to get the best for you. Yes, you can get about 2,000 yuan per episode, there are 40 episodes in total, and you can get 80,000 yuan after filming is completed."

Malanhua's hand shook, and Xiaobai's song sounded in her heart, Malanhua, Malanhua, please bloom now...