Dad Academy

People feel refreshed when happy events occur, and their appetite can also increase.

For example, little friend Tan Xi'er, on the night of New Year's Eve, was stimulated by the atmosphere and her skills increased so much that she even ate three bowls of rice in one go without Tan Jin'er rushing her. It was really amazing and won everyone's unanimous praise. .

Xiaobai, a child, secretly asked her and her uncle Bai Jianping to stand together and take a group photo, because of the two of them, one was eating deliciously, which broke the record, and the other was drinking, which was also a record. One of them ate too much, the other drank too much. They were both amazing. They both performed beyond their normal abilities, and now they both have sequelae.

Xi'er hugged her bulging belly, slumped on the sofa, and played with Xiaobai crawling around.

As for Bai Jianping, today was really amazing. People feel refreshed during happy events. Not only did he feel refreshed, but he also got drunk. After being persuaded by Zhang Tan to drink, he drank eight glasses of white wine in one go, which was seven to eight liang at least.

This is Daxiong Baijiu with a high concentration.

Zhang Tan has already measured Bai Jianping's alcohol level, and seven or eight liang is already his bottom line.

At this moment, Bai Jianping was already eighty or ninety percent drunk.

Drunk Bai Jianping wanted to have three more drinks with Zhang Tan.

"Pour the wine~~Pour the wine!! Come again! I can still drink!"

Bai Jianping's face was red and he looked scary. In Xiao Bai's words, he looked like a cooked prawn.

Bai Jianping wanted to drink, but no one could hold him back. It wasn't until Malanhua got angry that he put down his glass angrily.

Although he was drunk, Bai Jianping's awe for Malanhua was still engraved in his bones. All patients with "tracheitis" were like this.

Zhang Tan didn't offer any more wine to Bai Jianping, and he himself was sixty or seventy percent drunk.

Although he put down his wine glass, Bai Jianping still refused to leave the table, yelling that he was not full yet and wanted to eat more.

"Xi'er! Xi'er~~~ Come here, let's continue eating! You have to eat three bowls of rice every day to grow strong. You have to be a strong woman."

Bai Jianping held the rice bowl and invited Xiwa, who was full and full.

Hiwa was lying on the sofa, and Hiahia laughed, thinking that the drunk Uncle Bai was so funny. He made her dance last time, and this time he made her eat.

This is a cooking competition!

Bai Jianping held the rice bowl and chopsticks, but remained motionless. The truth is, he's not hungry. He's just sitting at the table, not having enough interest in drinking, and not having enough fun.

From the look on his face, he wanted to mix it with a glass of wine.

Malanhua sent Xiaobai and Xi'er to ask him to leave the table.

If you ask him to get off the table, he will definitely not get off, and he will not be able to pull him down.

Bai Jianping lay on the table, opened his hands, hugged the side of the table, and refused to leave.

After that, Ma Lanhua got angry again, saying that Bai Jianping had a ghostly sun eye... Although it was not appropriate to get angry on New Year's Eve, Ma Lanhua couldn't bear it anymore! If she didn't get mad, Bai Jianping in front of her would go crazy.

Bai Jianping's character is that he will shine when there is a little sunshine, and he will climb along if you give him a chopstick.

After so many years, Malanhua still doesn’t understand!

Therefore, Bai Jianping must be suppressed in the bud, so as not to encourage evil spirits.

Malanhua made a serious move and slapped her in the face. Bai Jianping was a little sober at this moment. He came down from the dining table angrily and sat on the sofa, waiting to watch the Spring Festival Gala. But after a few moments he couldn't sit still anymore, stood up, and walked around the living room, followed by Bai Zhenzhu's little white puppy, following every step, like a follower.

Suddenly, music sounded on the TV, and someone was dancing. This was incredible. The dance factor in his bones exploded instantly. He couldn't help but move to the rhythm of the music, as if his body was uncontrollable.

Xi'er suddenly remembered that night when Uncle Bai pulled her to dance with Xiaobai. She immediately hid far away so that she could watch the show in peace, and hiahia laughed.

That night, Uncle Bai was only 60 or 70% drunk, but he danced so wildly. I'm eighty or ninety percent drunk today, so what's the point? Not allowed to go to the house to uncover the tiles? The earth is shaking?

Xi'er was full of anticipation and called Xiao Bai together. The two of them were happily waiting for Uncle Bai's passionate performance. They already raised their hands and cheered for Uncle Bai, "Seriously!" ! ! 》.

Xiaobai Tongxie even sang a song to accompany the dance. She heard her old man once humming it. She overheard it and remembered it. Just two sentences, which are like this:

"Can I dance for you again? I am the white fox you released thousands of years ago... la la la la~~~"

With the shouts of the two children and the support of Xiaobai's songs, Bai Jianping seemed to have been given a shot of chicken blood (big cock ←_←). He was energetic and showed an unprecedented good state. His dancing posture and his demeanor , his sense of rhythm is so professional and ecstatic.

It's hard to believe that a greasy old man can have such dancing skills.

Tan Jin'er and Yang Yi lowered their heads, embarrassed to look again, because they couldn't help it anymore and were about to laugh out loud. However, as Bai Jianping is their elder, they cannot smile too obviously, so they can only lower their heads to prevent others from seeing it.

But even if they don't watch it, the few dance moves they saw before are firmly in their minds, which is enough for the two of them. They can't stop laughing and can't make a sound, so they can only laugh silently. It's difficult. .

"You go wash the dishes." Zhang Tan gave them an idea. It was a good idea.

"Okay... Hey, didn't you say that we will do the cooking and you will do the washing?" Yang Yi said with a smile.

There is a division of labor for tonight's New Year's Eve dinner. The ladies cook and the gentlemen wash the dishes.

"I can wash it, but I just think it's awkward for you to stay here." Zhang Tan said.

The two of them finally put away the dishes and went to the kitchen, because if they continued to stay, they would really laugh like Xi'er.

Teacher Jiang watched Bai Jianping's performance happily, as if he was watching the opening program of a Spring Festival Gala.

Bai Zhiqiang was persuading Bai Jianping to have a good rest, sit down, drink a cup of hot tea, and stop jumping. It would be bad if he fell.

But his words had no effect. Bai Jianping still went his own way, and even wanted to drag Bai Zhiqiang to dance with him.

Fortunately, Bai Zhiqiang hid quickly, otherwise he would have been used as a dance partner by Bai Jianping and forced to dance together, like Xiaobai and Xi'er that night.

Bai Zhiqiang immediately understood that his father was completely drunk and going crazy. If it were normal, how could Bai Jianping be so unrestrained in his normal state.

Their relationship between father and son is good, but there is always a distance, not as cordial as between mother and son. Father's love is like a mountain, it is heavy, silent and distant. The father and son sat together and couldn't talk about anything. Even when they talked, there was a sense of strangeness and politeness.

This doesn't mean that they have a bad relationship, they have a good relationship, but it's just that all fathers and sons in the world are like this. Two mature men, as the pillars and heads of the family, when they sit together, it seems that the content they talk about should be about the head of the family, rather than intimate words such as family feuds and personal feelings.

Bai Jianping danced, but was soon strangled by Malanhua.

Malanhua moved her hands this time and forced Bai Jianping down on the sofa, asking him to sit down. Then she sat next to him and stared at him. At the same time, she glared at Xiaobai and Xi'er who were cheering and clapping their hands.

These two melon-eating little masses!

If we were to discuss crimes, they must have committed the crime of instigation, as if they didn't think it was a big deal.

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