Dad Academy

"Look, my certificate, I got it, hahaha~~~"

"Eh? Where did you come from?"

"Ahahaha my old man gave it to me as a reward. Look, I still have a little red flower~~"

"Hey, where did you come from, Xiaobai?"

"My old man gave it to me."

"Why give it to you?"

"Because I do my homework, I am very good, hahaha~~"

"Can you get a certificate and a little red flower for doing your homework?"

Xi'er's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she looked longingly at the certificate in Xiao Bai's hand and the little red flower tied to her chest.

"I'm going to find my godfather too~"

Xi'er wanted to take it from Xiaobai several times, but Xiaobai refused to give it, which was very bad.

So she went to her godfather and asked him to give her a share.

"Hoo ho ho, my old man is gone. He is not at home. I can't find him." Xiaobai said.

Xi'er didn't believe it and ran to the third floor to check. It was quiet and no one was in the house.

Xi'er was unwilling to give in. She opened the door and looked behind the door...

I ran to the bedroom, squatted down and looked under the bed...

Then I ran to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, looked from bottom to top, stood on tiptoe to look at the top two layers, and if I couldn't see anything, I jumped up to look...

I closed the refrigerator, walked to the trash can in the corner, opened the lid, looked inside, and even rummaged through...

I searched the ground and couldn't find it.

It seems that what Xiaobai said is right, the godfather is not at home, he has gone to play! snort!

Xi'er ran back to the yard again and saw that Xiaobai was no longer here. She asked Li Weibao and said that he had gone to the comic studio.

So Xi'er chased after him and saw Xiaobai as expected.

Xiaobai was in the conference room, immersed in her summer vacation homework. Next to her, Xin Xiaoguang sat.

Xin Xiaoguang was working on his laptop, with a grimace on his face, full of reluctance but helplessness.

Capitalists are capitalists. Not only do they have to sell their wisdom and labor to capitalists, but they also have to take care of their children! ! !

Did you see your children become little capitalists?

The key is to help take care of the kids while working! ! ! As if he had that much free time.

"Really, this job can't be done anymore. I take care of his children during the day, and my girlfriend takes care of his children at night. I and I have become his parents' working parents. Is this right?"

Xin Xiaoguang was very unwilling and had a strong resistance. He muttered, nagged, and was stern. He only dared to complain behind his back, but never mentioned it in front of Zhang Tan.

"Brother Xiaoguang, please stop talking. You are disturbing my arithmetic problems."

Xiaobai stopped the pen in his hand, raised his head and said with dissatisfaction.

Although Xin Xiaoguang's mumbling was low, it was buzzing like a fly, disturbing Xiaobai's homework.

"I have to do a lot of questions every minute." Xiaobai added, and then continued to work on the questions, not noticing that Xin Xiaoguang's nostrils were filled with smoke because of her anger.

What Xiaobai said is similar to what adults say, "I make tens of thousands of dollars every minute."

But he is an adult who doesn't remember the faults of villains and doesn't bother to argue with children.

"noob--"

Xi'er's voice came from the door.

Secretary Xi, who had not found his godfather, chased after him and asked Xiaobai to show her the certificate.

If I don't show her the certificate today, she won't be able to calm down.

"Here you go, here you go, really, I don't even know how to yell at you." Xiaobai had no choice but to show her the certificate.

"Xiaobai, why don't you know how to yell at me? Do I have anything to say?" Xi'er asked.

"Hey, don't you want to look at it? If not, give it to me."

Xi'er quickly protected the certificate and held it in her arms, feeling like she was holding the world in her arms. She asked happily: "Xiaobai, did you give it to me?"

Xiaobai was startled, stopped the pen in his hand, raised his head and said, "Should I give it to you? I'm just showing it to you! Take a look and see if you understand it, then return it to me after reading it."

"Hmph~"

Xi'er snorted from her arrogant little nose and turned her head away, disgusted with Xiao Bai's stinginess. Then she looked at the certificate happily, smiling happily, as if the certificate was for her.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai~"

"What? I have to do my homework."

"Xiao Bai, why is my name not on this certificate?"

"This is my certificate. Does it have your name on it?"

"But I wrote your homework, why don't you praise me? I'm a good boy too!"

Xiaobai immediately noticed that Xiaoguang, the boy who was reading, was eavesdropping, and looked over.

"Hey, please keep your voice down." Xiaobai reminded Xi'er.

Xi'er took the opportunity to make a request: "Then you also give me a certificate."

"My old man gave this to me."

"Then you also ask your godfather to give me one."

"You can tell it yourself."

"I just said that I did Xiaobai's homework."

"Tsk... Guawazi~"

"You scold me."

"Good boy."

"Hmph~"

"Don't be angry. I'll give you a certificate. Just wait for me."

Xiaobai got up, ran home quickly, rolled up all the fallen leaves on the ground, and fell into Lao Li's teacup.

Lao Li, who was about to drink tea: "..."

Xiaobai has disappeared.

Lao Li was speechless and could only bear the pain and went to the edge of the grove and poured the tea into the pepper seedling field.

Chili pepper seedlings: "..."

He came back and sat down, brewed another cup, and poured it for himself happily. It was a bit hot, so he let it cool down first.

Suddenly, Xiaobai ran out of the house again. When passing by him, he greeted him specially: "Li Baibai——"

She was so fast that only the afterimage was left, rolling up the fallen leaves on the ground, and just about to fall into his tea cup.

"Hehe~"

Lao Li reached out and grabbed the fallen leaf, hehe.

Just when he was proud of his skill, there was a thud and something fell into the tea cup.

Lao Li was furious. He looked up and saw that the parrot was arrogant and arrogant even after doing bad things.

"If you don't fight for three days, go to the house to reveal your tiles——"

"I'm not going to work today~" the parrot quacked.

Old Li was so angry that he ran to the sand pit and picked up the shovel and bucket that Xiao Lizi and Xiao Weiwei had used to dig the sand last night. He wanted to use these torture tools to deal with the parrots in the tree.

Regardless of whether the parrot can escape this disaster, after Xiaobai ran back to the conference room, he took out a certificate and gave it to Xi'er.

"It's for you, Xiwawa."

Xi'er's eyebrows were filled with joy, but when she opened it, her name was still not there.

To be precise, there is no one's name on the certificate. It is a blank certificate.

Xi'er: "There is no name for me~hum~"

Xiaobai laughed loudly: "Don't be angry, what do you want to write? Tell me, I will write it for you."

Xi'er: "Is this still possible?"

"You are a big kid. You have to do your own things. Do you need the teacher to write the words on the certificate for you? When will you grow up?"

"I have grown up now. I write and do it myself. I can do it."

"Then you write, what do you want to write?"

"Hard-working and brave Xi'er."

"Don't copy me."

"The hard-working and brave Miss Xi'er."

"Shovel! Change it."

"Why should I change? I won't change, I just like this."

"This is how mine is written. You can't write it like this. You need to change it. How about you write a witty and brave Xiwawalang?"

"What does wit mean?"

"That's smart."

"Then why don't you write witty?"

"I've already written about hard work! I'll change it!"

"...emmmm, it's better not to be witty, I want the cute and brave Miss Xi'er."

"No, no, don't write about little sister~"

"I'm the little sister~"

"Don't write thi~"

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