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Chapter 199 Paper is flying around (23 please subscribe)

"Xiaoqiang, you must pay attention to what you eat. You must pay special attention to it when you are three months pregnant. You can't eat spicy food. You have to be accommodating. If you usually eat spicy food, forget it. Now you can't. You have to endure it..."

At home, Ma Lanhua was on the phone with her son Bai Zhiqiang, telling him some common sense about raising a baby.

Xiaobai was smashing ice cubes not far away to save the little penguin. He was doing two things at the same time. At the same time, he was eavesdropping on his aunt's phone call and was still interrupting.

"Eat more Bangbang Chicken. Bangbang Chicken eats Bangbang."

Malanhua Quan pretended not to hear and continued to tell Bai Zhiqiang that after talking about food and drinks, it was time to talk about marriage.

I am three months pregnant and my belly is not obvious yet, so I will get married within these two months.

"We have to hold two events at two houses, so we can't treat Yang Yi badly. You decide whether to go to Sichuan first or Yang Yi's house first. Listen to her opinions. Your father and I have no objections. If you want to do it in the city , you can also invite your colleagues, friends and classmates to have a meal, do you want a flower girl? Isn’t Xiaobai ready? My Xiaobai is so cute, everyone will like it if he becomes a flower girl, it will make him happy when he looks at it..."

When Xiaobai heard that he was being talked about, and that it was "ready-made", he immediately shouted: "Don't kill me, I'm a good baby, I'm just a little naive, but I love you so much~~"

Malanhua covered the phone and said to her: "Baoli Baoqi, what are you calling me? Don't call me Nao."

Xiaobai nodded, okay, and continued to concentrate on smashing ice cubes.

Ma Lanhua continued to chat with Bai Zhiqiang. There was a different person on the other end of the phone, and Yang Yi took the call.

Malanhua said happily: "Xiaoyi, it's wrong, Yiyi, it's not right, Dayi? It's even more wrong, what's your name..."

Xiaobai chimed in again: "Auntie, you can call me Fat Girl, you know me? I am Xiaobai, I am 4 years old this year, and I will be 5 years old soon. I can be your flower girl." , do you want me?"

Malanhua left this place of right and wrong, entered the kitchen, and closed the door to prevent Xiaobai from hearing.

After chatting for a while and explaining the details of raising a baby, Malanhua hung up the phone and came out to scold Xiaobai: "You are such a noisy little melon. Why are you causing trouble when I call you? Is it you who is calling or me?" "

Xiaobai sat cross-legged on the sofa, holding a hammer in his hand, raised his head and said, "Let's do it together."

"If you accuse me of something, I can give you my phone number, but if you don't accuse me, do you blame me?"

"I've never seen a fat girl who's cheating on me. I'm a little shy."

"Are you shy?"

"I'm a girl doll."

"Do you know you are a girl?"

"I have known Nao for a long time. On behalf of Nvwa, I had several fights with Luo Zikang."

"Why are you fighting? I told you not to fight, and you fight again?"

"Hohoho, this is my strong point. Auntie, don't worry. If I hit you, I will run away. Luo Zikang can't catch me."

"Sooner or later you're going to get the shit kicked out of you."

"Don't scare me, little friend. What if I cry all the time?"

"The whole ball."

"Auntie, does my wife want me to be a flower girl?"

"If you want, count you in."

"Wow, is the flower girl a bitch? Tell me about it."

"The little friend who scatters flowers."

"Sowing flowers?"

"Throw it into the sky."

She went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and was almost furious when she came out. She saw the ground was covered with paper scraps, and Xiaobai, a melon, was scattering them into the sky. When she saw that she was discovered, she said happily: "Auntie, look, I'm here Throw flowers."

"Throw a hammer! Did you eat too many chicken feet? You tore up the paper and threw so much paper that it flew everywhere~~" (PS: Feifeier = pieces of paper)

Xiaobai smiled and threw a handful of pieces of paper again and said loudly: "Biaoguo, I wish you and your mother-in-law will have a fat baby soon~~~Wow~~The paper is flying everywhere~~~So beautiful~ "

"Shiro! Chun! Flower! Climb over here! I'm going to teach your butt to bloom!"

"Run~~"

Xiaobai ran away in a flash, but this child was a bit stupid. She ran into the room and climbed onto her little bed. Then she was caught in the corner by Malanhua and beat her ass.

"Hit the little friend for the paw!" Xiaobai hugged the little panda, covered his little butt, and yelled angrily.

"I'll make you skinny."

"I'm not naughty at all, I just like singing~"

"You like singing, so where can you live if you throw paper and fly away?"

"That's not Zhi Feifei'er, that's Hua Hua'er."

Malanhua was too lazy to say more to this stupid kid: "Stop nagging, lie down and sleep!"

"Why should I sleep with you?"

"Because I asked you to sleep with me, you must sleep with me."

"I want to count the stars."

"Then you count."

"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain and beat the brain tiger..."

"The claws are still singing?"

"Hoo ho ho, this is my strength."

Malanhua stopped paying attention to her. This melon boy was in high spirits now and couldn't talk nonsense to her. This would only make her want to sleep even more.

Leave her alone and she will slowly cool down.

but……

She suddenly heard Xiaobai singing in a low voice: "My father is my mother's lover. They were sneaking around before we were together. They accidentally got me, they got me~~~~"

Malanhua immediately turned around, rolled up her sleeves, pushed Xiaobai on the bed, and spanked her.

"Where do you live? Where do you live? Don't kill me. Where do you live with my aunt? If we have something to say, please instigate her and don't fight."

Xiaobai fluttered on the bed and struggled violently.

But it was no use, piapiapia got spanked again.

After being let go for a while, Xiaobai lay on the bed and said loudly and miserably: "I am a doll. I just like to sing. Why don't you let me sing and beat me?"

Malanhua said proudly: "You can sing, but you can't sing this song. I'll beat you every time you listen to it."

"Hey, I want to tell Boss Zhang that I instigated you to beat me up."

The next day she actually went to complain to Boss Zhang and asked by the way: "Boss Zhang, do you and your fat female friend want to get married? I can be a flower girl. I am very good at scattering flowers. This is my strength. "

"Then let's say this first. If I get married, I will book you then. By the way, you haven't said why your aunt hit you?"

Xiaobai was about to sing out the beating song when someone knocked on the door.

"Xiao Bai, go and open the door."

She ran over and opened the door on tiptoe.

"hiahiahia~~~Xiaobai, my sister, I'm here to see you~~"

It was Xi'er who was laughing with her arms akimbo.

Just her and no one else.

"Is your claw here?" Xiaobai asked.

Tan Xier said seriously: "Xiaobai, I like you so much. Can I come in and see Boss Zhang?"

If you like her, you have to look at Boss Zhang to see if he likes her or Boss Zhang.

Zhang Tan asked in the living room: "Xiaobai, who is here?"

Xiaobai lowered his head and looked at Xi'er, pouted, nodded heavily and said, "Come in quickly."

"Hee~~" Xi'er's little face immediately bloomed with flowers, as if she had been praised, "Thank you, Xiaobai."

Xiaobai opened the door a little, and the little guy came in and was caught.

"You have to take off your little shoes and wear this."

Xiaobai found a pair of the smallest slippers from the shoe rack and placed them at her feet.

"Oh, change shoes, I know, I often do this at home. I don't want my sister to help me, I can do it myself."

She muttered and changed into her little shoes.

Xiaobai helped her put the small shoes she had replaced on the shoe rack. Looking back, Xi'er was standing in front of Boss Zhang and looking at him, really looking at Boss Zhang.

Zhang Tan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he took the initiative to speak: "Xier, do you want to eat bear biscuits? Xiaobai's."

"They look delicious."

"It looks delicious, but it tastes even better. Try it."

"Xiaobai, can I try your bear biscuits?"

Xiaobai said yes, so she pinched one, chirped, chirped, and asked with joy, "Boss Zhang, what are you talking about? Tell me, too. My friends don't even talk to me. I'm so sad."

This little guy hasn't been around for a long time, but she has gained a reputation as a "little talkative" and "straightforward". Even Liliu dislikes her.

"Cheng Cheng isn't talking to you either?" Zhang Tan asked. Cheng Cheng had the best rapport with her.

Xi'er said: "Cheng Cheng went to bed, she is so lazy."

Look, this might be why Cheng Cheng would rather sleep.