Dad Academy

"Little aunt, when did you learn to sing?"

"I've known it since I was a kid."

"Wow~ Little aunt, what does that song you sing mean?"

"My stupid heart."

"What means?"

"I'm a fool."

"...Little aunt, is it your home we went to?"

"It's my company."

"Little aunt Q%￥￥#@￥"

"What did you say?"

"Can you sing "Little White Boat"?"

"Can you sing?"

"Yes, mom taught me."

"Hoohohoho~~~ I can do it too. I sang this song."

"In the blue sky and the Milky Way~

There is a little white boat..."

"There is an osmanthus tree on the boat

The white rabbit is playing..."

Xiaobai and Xiaobai started singing a song when they disagreed.

This song "Little White Boat" was taught by Yang Yi to Xiaobai. Because it was sung by Xiaobai, she specially taught this song.

The two were singing enthusiastically, and Ma Lanhua suddenly poked her head out of the kitchen and said loudly: "Xiao Bai - come here and wash the vegetables!"

The singing stopped abruptly.

Xiao Xiaobai and Xiao Bai looked at each other, and Xiao Bai said to her: "Your grandma asked you to wash vegetables~ Do you want to go?"

"Me?" Xiao Xiaobai was confused. She clearly heard Xiao Bai being called, not Xiao Xiao Bai.

"It's you, your grandma called, Xiao Xiaobai, come over and wash the vegetables - don't you remember?"

Xiao Xiaobai shook his head, his clear eyes becoming confused.

"Go, go, grandma is going to be angry." Xiaobai urged.

Xiao Xiaobai subconsciously walked to the kitchen and turned around and said, "Little aunt, I don't know how to wash vegetables~"

"You'll get it after learning it. Go quickly."

Xiaobai waved at her, as if to drive her away, and drove the little one into the kitchen.

Xiao Bai was about to go to the balcony to take a look at West Chang'an Street with a telescope. He might be able to see Xiao Song Qin selling flowers.

As a result, a roar came from behind.

"Xiao Bai - you little melon!!! Why did you trick Xiao Bai into living here!"

Xiaobai looked back and saw his aunt was furious, holding Xiaobai's hand. Xiaobai's hands were wet and miserable, as if she had been beaten.

"I lied to Xiaobai, you asked her to go there." Xiaobai opened his eyes and told lies.

"I called you! When did I call you Xiao Xiaobai!"

"Just now."

"Come on!! Xiaobai, let's go watch a cartoon."

Xiao Xiaobai gave a weak oh, and went to sit on the sofa in the living room obediently, staring at the TV and watching cartoons, but what was broadcast on the TV was the News Network, and she actually watched it with gusto.

It doesn’t matter what you are watching, the most important thing is to listen to grandma.

Grandma is so fierce.

She had just played with the water in the kitchen when she was taken out. Grandma looked like she was about to spread her ass open.

Fortunately, there was no fight in the end.

But it made her realize that she shouldn't make grandma angry, because grandma is so fierce and scary when she is angry, and she might even eat children.

Grandma said to watch cartoons, then watch cartoons. It doesn’t matter whether the show is a cartoon, the key is to be obedient and honest.

The little aunt passed by her, and their eyes met, one said "I've been hurt by you" and the other said "You will be so miserable"~

Under Xiao Xiaobai's gaze, the little aunt was dragged into the kitchen by her aunt.

The living room was finally quiet. Xiao Xiaobai sat on the sofa obediently and watched TV boringly for a while. Finally, he couldn't restrain his excitement. At first, he wriggled his butt around. From time to time, he glanced at the kitchen and saw his grandma. When he didn't come out, he climbed off the sofa and wandered around the living room, touching here and looking there. He even got under the dining table and squatted in a daze, not knowing what he thought of under there.

Seeing the little orange cat sleeping in the corner, she quietly walked over to it, held the little thing down, held it in her arms and petted it affectionately.

One person and one cat just sat in the corner, whispering.

Zhang Tan hosted a banquet for Bai Zhiqiang's family at home tonight, but it was too difficult for him to cook alone, so Ma Lanhua volunteered to help.

Xiaobai wanted to help, but her old man kicked her out and assigned her the task of taking care of Xiaobai.

But her aunt obviously had a different view and called her to the kitchen again. Even after she finished washing the dishes, she was not allowed to leave. Instead, she stood aside to lend a hand at any time.

Xiaobai said dissatisfied: "I feel like I'm just a tool, don't you?"

While cooking, Malanhua said: "You don't have to feel it, you are just a tool! Don't leave, just stay here."

"Auntie, what are you cooking?"

"Home cooking, stewed tofu with mushrooms."

"Why don't you put some chili pepper?"

"What kind of chili pepper do you put in the mushroom stewed tofu?"

"It won't taste good without the chili pepper."

"Then let it go a little?"

"Put it down a little."

"Let it go."

"Oh my God, you're saying you're letting it go? I didn't even see it, you might as well not let it go."

"What do you mean?"

"Put a little more thiophene."

"It's too spicy to let go."

"Who in our family can't eat spicy food?"

Zhang Tan, who was chopping vegetables, didn't dare to respond. It seemed that he and Xiao Xiaobai were the only ones who couldn't eat spicy food.

Under Xiao Bai's repeated urging, he put chili pepper three times and salt twice during the Malan flower period. After starting the pot, he poured the stewed tofu with mushrooms into a vegetable bowl. He picked up a piece of mushroom and wanted to try it, but Xiao Bai's eyes were filled with anger. The ground stood aside, so he gave away the chopsticks.

"Come and try the melon seeds."

"Try it, just give it a try. Where do you call me Gua Wa Zi?"

"Have a taste and stop talking nonsense."

"...Oh, it's so hot, eh, it's so salty, did you put too much salt in it?"

"Did you put too much?"

"Too much."

"Actually, it's okay. I'll make do with it."

"Then I will say it later, this is not the dish cooked by my old man, but by you."

"Crawl away - crawl away from me - get out, don't appear in front of me, or I will kill you."

Xiaobai ran away in a flash.

She looked around for Xiaobai, and after looking around, she found the little one sitting in the corner by the window holding the little orange cat, with the curtain covering them.

If Xiaobai hadn't seen the pair of little jiojios, Xiaobai could not find this little fool even if he searched a hundred times.

"Are you here?"

Xiaobai lifted the curtains, and when he saw that he was discovered, he immediately started giggling.

She covered the little orange cat's mouth with one small hand to prevent the little orange cat from making any sound, so as not to be discovered by her little aunt.

The little orange cat looked innocent and helpless.

The little fool still didn't answer after laughing. He got up with his hands on the ground, then ran into the room and closed the door with a bang.

"Come and catch me~"

Leave this sentence behind.

Xiaobai didn't want to catch her, it was too childish, and she was not a three-year-old child.

…

The work in the kitchen was coming to an end. Zhang Tan called Bai Zhiqiang and others to come over, and then kept bringing out the dishes.

Suddenly, I heard Xiao Xiaobai's screams and laughter coming from the living room. Just when I was about to search for the person, I saw a small figure running past me quickly and leaping into the study room.

"Hoohohoho~~~I'm here to catch you."

Xiaobai followed slowly, carrying a giant inflatable mace in his hand.