Dad Academy

The brazier in the living room is like a ball of brilliant flowers. The charcoal made by the Baijia villagers is burning red. Occasionally, there is a crackling sound, and a little spark splashes, exploding in mid-air, as fast as a flash, and will not hurt anyone's skin. , but adds to the fun. Children always want to reach out and grab it, but often there is only a ball of air in their hands.

Surrounding the fire pit, it was extremely warm. Four children stood around, watching cartoons intently.

It wasn't until the cartoon was over that they thought about having dinner, as the food was almost cold.

When Xiao Xiaobai saw that her aunts were all gorging on food, she also wolfed it down. But after all, she has a small mouth and everyone had finished eating. She still had half a bowl left. This made her friends anxious, so she quickly speeded up again. , immersed himself in the rice, so that there were grains of rice on his face and nose.

Everyone put the bowls and chopsticks in the kitchen, and Xiao Bai became even more anxious. He went to the kitchen with everyone, stood by the stove and ate a lot. Finally he finished eating, put down the bowls and chopsticks, and giggled, as if he had won a battle.

The four children returned to the living room and continued to watch TV around the fire pit. At the dining table, the adults were eating enthusiastically. Judging from the progress, they should only be halfway there. The meal was not much touched, and they mainly drank and chatted.

Tan Jin'er had already drank two glasses of rice wine. When she tasted it for the first time, she thought it tasted good. It was sweet and had no alcoholic taste, so she drank a few more glasses. The more she drank, the more energetic she became, and she didn't take the rice wine seriously.

But when she drank the fourth glass, the alcohol started to hit her head, and she felt a little dizzy. She changed from her usual style and started to talk more. She kept bringing Zhang Tan vegetables to ask her to eat more.

When she saw Xi'er hanging around, she called Xi'er over and told her to eat more food.

Xi'er told her that she had finished her meal.

But it was no use. The drunk sister still forced me to eat a big chicken drumstick.

It felt like Tan Xier's child was eating a stick instead of a big chicken drumstick, with a sad look on his face.

Xiao Xiaobai was in the curious kitten stage and was curious about everything. She leaned over to watch Xi'er eating chicken drumsticks, but Tan Jin'er caught her and fed her a large piece of stewed radish.

It’s not enough if I don’t eat.

In fact, Xiao Xiaobai was more interested in the big chicken drumstick in Xi'er's hand.

She ate too many vegetables tonight and not much meat.

Her mother was busy eating and drinking, and didn't care much about her.

So it turns out that if little friends like Xiaobai are allowed to eat by themselves, they will starve sooner or later and will never grow up.

Without mother's care, little Xiaobai, who can't even eat meat, still wants to grow up?

Tan Jin'er couldn't remember how she got off the table. When she woke up, she was already lying on the bed, and there was darkness and silence in front of her eyes.

Memories came to her mind like a flood, and she remembered that she arrived at Baijia Village and drank wine at night. She seemed drunk.

Fortunately, she didn't have any fragments, and she could gradually remember what happened next.

She came to the room by herself, and although she was drunk before lying down, she was not drunk enough to fall unconscious.

Fortunately, fortunately, I didn't do anything embarrassing last night, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see anyone in the morning.

She touched the bedside, but there was no soft and warm baby. It seemed that Xi'er slept with Xiaobai.

Tan Jin'er was a little thirsty. She turned on the light and went to look for water to drink, but she found a thermos cup on the bedside table with water in it, and it was warm.

I don’t know who put it here specifically for her.

Tan Jin'er took a few sips, closed the lid, lay down and continued to sleep.

It was dawn as soon as I woke up.

It was already half past seven in the morning. Tan Jin'er heard footsteps coming from outside the house. It seemed that everyone had already gotten up.

She quickly got dressed and went out. She heard the voices of Xiaobai and Xi'er coming from the yard outside the house. She went out to see what they were doing, only to see the two approaching with a little boy in their hands.

"What are you doing?" Tan Jin'er asked.

The little boy who was caught had both hands. He was so small that he looked to be only three or four years old. At this moment, his face looked unyielding and stubborn, and he had the integrity to rather die than surrender.

Xi'er hiahia smiled: "We caught Guagua. Xiaobai said that he came to our house very early in the morning and was sneaking around. I don't know what bad things he wanted to do."

"I didn't~I didn't do anything bad~" Bai Guagua argued.

Xiaobai said: "I think you are sneaky and sneaky. Where do you want to live?"

Early in the morning, when Xiaobai and Xi'er went out, they found Bai Guagua snooping around. The two rushed over and chased for a long time before catching Bai Guagua on the bridge. Wasn't he escorting him back? , the interrogation hasn’t started yet.

"I didn't do anything bad. I, I invited Boss Zhang to my house for dinner." Bai Guagua felt extremely aggrieved.

"Invite my old man to dinner?" Xiaobai asked in surprise. She thought about many possibilities, but she never thought of this one. "Why do you invite my old man to dinner? Why don't you invite me to dinner?"

Bai Guagua looked stubborn and refused to say anything.

Xiaobai threatened: "If you don't tell me, I will hand you over to Liuliu. Do you know Liuliu? I came here during the summer vacation. She is here today. She is at home. Do you want me to call her over?" .”

Bai Guagua hurriedly shouted: "My father told me to call Boss Zhang for dinner. Don't leave me to Liuliu."

"Who is your father?" Xi'er asked.

"I went to the toilet." Bai Guagua said.

Tan Jin'er asked Xiaobai and Xi'er to let Xiao Guagua go, and invited Xiao Guagua to sit at home. After listening to his stumbling words, she realized what was going on.

It turned out that he really came to treat Old Man Zhang to dinner. He originally came with his father, but his father had diarrhea halfway and went to the toilet, so Bai Guagua asked Bai Guagua to wait for him first.

Bai Guagua is a disobedient melon boy. As soon as the old man left, he didn't stop and wandered here by himself. The result was quite unlucky. As soon as he showed up, he was discovered by Xiaobai and Xi'er, and they were caught as a thief. Come.

"Drink water, drink water, huh huh~~ I'm sorry."

Xiaobai quickly poured a cup of hot water for the little boy Bai Guagua to calm his shock, but not to scare him into peeing.

Bai Guagua looked left and right, took the water glass, put her palm on the cup, feeling the heat on it, and asked, "Is Liuliu here? I have to leave then."

The psychological shadow that Liuliu brought to him during the summer vacation has never been forgotten and is still fresh in his memory.

Bai Guagua and his father soon appeared.

"Xiaobai, is your old man at home?"

"Here -" Xiaobai shouted towards the kitchen: "Old man - Boss Yu is looking for you."

Boss Yu: "..."

Why did his nickname reach Xiaobai's ears? This nickname didn't exist during the summer vacation this year. It was only in the second half of the year that he was called by the village chief.

Zhang Tan wore an apron around his waist and was invited by Boss Yu to his house for lunch.

Zhang Tan declined.

"You don't have to be so polite. We are all from the village. I accept your wishes and the meal is free."

The fish boss said: "We have a good harvest in fish farming this year and our life is getting better. Thanks to you for pointing out the direction for us and inviting experts from Chengdu to give us lectures. We are very grateful and have been looking for opportunities to treat you to dinner for a year." It’s just these few opportunities. If you miss it, you might have to wait for a year. Just come, it’s just a common thing.”

The fish boss was very enthusiastic, so Zhang Tan accepted without being able to refuse. It just so happened that he also wanted to know about everyone’s fish farming situation.

When Boss Yu saw Zhang Tan agreed, he happily returned to make preparations, and Bai Guagua trotted along to follow him.

Mr. Yu walked with a breeze and a smile on his face. When he walked to the small bridge, he met the village chief walking towards him.

The village chief was very surprised to see him, looked wary, and asked: "You came to see Boss Zhang so early?"

"Ho ho ho, yes." Mr. Yu laughed.

"Why are you looking for someone to live with?"

"Invite him to my house for lunch."

"accepted?"

"accepted!"

The village chief immediately muttered a hammer, glared at Boss Yu angrily, then touched Bai Guagua's little head, and looked back at the way he came. He was worried that someone would get ahead of him again, so he hurried to Jiang's house.