Dad Academy

The car was driving on the rural Yema Road. Although there were street lights and the moon and stars in the sky were relatively bright, and the water-like moonlight enveloped the surrounding areas, Zhang Tan still drove very carefully.

I had to drive slower and be more cautious. There was a child in the car who kept telling me to put safety first.

Driver Zhang didn't have the guts to get angry because he was afraid that the kid behind him would scratch his sword with his sword.

There are mountains, forests and paddy fields on both sides of the road, and it is extremely quiet.

The weather is cold in winter and the bugs disappear.

Zhang Tan suggested that the children sing a song to cheer him up and cheer him up while driving.

"What do you want to hear? Old man." Xiaobai asked.

"casual."

Zhang Tan's driving was a bit boring and required a high level of concentration, otherwise he would probably jump into a ditch on the side of the road.

"Then let's sing "Ma Lanhua"."

This was Xiaobai's own suggestion, but no one else asked her to sing like this. It can be seen that the little girl Bai Chunhua has at least 30 pounds of bone in her body.

Xi'er hiahia smiled, neither agreeing nor disagreeing. When Xiaobai started singing, she immediately sang along, which was very exciting.

This kind of rebellious stimulation made the child Tan Xier immediately become a bad boy.

Maybe the good girl who grew up has a bad boy deep down in her heart.

Only Dunzi didn't sing.

Xiaobai took Dunzi with him, but Dunzi shook his head and refused, and just smiled naively.

In the night, singing wafted in the car.

After the song "Ma Lanhua" ended, Xiaobai immediately followed with the song "Dear Jia Shufen".

"The hibiscus flowers are blooming and warm~~

Just like Jia Shufen from our Kuan Alley~~"

Xiaobai is already 8 years old, and he can also sing "My Dear Jia Shufen" in its entirety, no longer just singing the chorus.

Zhang Tan seemed to be hearing the first two sentences at the beginning, and always thought that the song was "My Dear Jia Shufen".

What surprised Zhang Tan even more was that after Xiaobai sang a few lines, Dunzi actually took over the song.

Just listen to Dunzi whisper:

"My sister tied up the black area~~

And a pair of double eyelids~~"

Although Dunzi's voice was very quiet, it was like thunder in the car. Everyone jumped and looked at him.

Unexpectedly, the naive Dunzi didn't want to open his mouth, but when he opened his mouth, he said something shocking.

He can also sing Jia Shufen! ! !

Dunzi was embarrassed by everyone, his honest face turned red, and his singing voice was directly strangled.

"Don't stop, keep singing, Dunzi, keep singing, what's next?" Xiaobai asked.

It was rare that Dunzi actually sang along, but it was so difficult that we couldn't dampen his enthusiasm.

She had encouraged Dunzi to sing many times before, but Dunzi always refused.

With everyone's encouragement, Dunzi opened his mouth, but his voice was still very low, more like humming than singing.

"Sufen, let's play haha~

That day you were eating jelly on Chunxi Road~"

Xiaobai couldn't help it anymore, because the climax was coming and she had to sing.

So she also sang along:

"I'll sit next to you and eat hoof flowers.

You glanced at me lightly~

You are the Tintin cat in heaven

I'm a pushover in the underground~

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Xiaobai's singing overshadowed Dunzi's voice, and Dunzi's voice was quieter than a mosquito.

In this singing full of Sichuan flavor, the car drove to the county seat.

Everyone found a store and bought a lot of fireworks. Then they went to the mall to buy a lot of items, moved them back to the car, put them in the trunk, and filled the trunk.

After that, the group went shopping. However, I had been to this county town several times and there was not much to see. Most of the area was dark, and occasionally three or two small shops were open with their lights on.

Only two streets are lively at night, but the liveliness is relative.

Everyone got off the car and went shopping and walked around.

Zhang Tan and Tan Jin'er walked behind, looking at Xiaobai, Xi'er and Dunzi who were walking around in front of them.

Suddenly, Xi'er, who was walking in front, couldn't move any further. There were roots under her feet, and she looked eagerly at the stall selling candied haws.

Without saying a word, Xiaobai pointed at Xi'er and said to Old Man Zhang and Tan Jin'er: "Hoo ho ho, Xi baby wants to eat candied haws, old man, buy it for her quickly."

Xi'er hiahia smiled, embarrassed, but did not deny it.

Before Zhang Tan could speak, Tan Jin'er said first, "Eating candied haws at night will cause tooth decay."

Xi'er endured it, but couldn't hold it back: "If there are cavities, I will pull out the cavities and grow new ones."

Good guy, little kid Tan Xier has fought hard for a bunch of candied haws, and would rather risk pulling out her teeth to eat it.

Tan Jin'er: "But tooth extraction is very painful, and you will cry bitterly."

Xi'er thought for a while and said firmly: "If I cry, I am no longer a human being."

Seeing her little sister looking so greedy, Tan Jin'er almost laughed out loud, her heart softened, and she actually agreed.

Zhang Tan observed the words and immediately stepped forward to buy the candied haws.

"10 yuan a bunch," the stall owner said.

"Take a bunch and I'll scan the QR code." Zhang Tan said, taking out his mobile phone and preparing to scan the QR code to pay.

"..."

Xiaobai stared at the old man in her family, wondering if he was a relative.

"Hahaha, old man, Dunzi wants to eat too, so buy a bunch of thiol for Dunzi too."

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot about you and Dunzi. Two more - a total of four skewers, 40 yuan, right?"

Zhang Tan paid the money, pulled out a bunch of candied haws sticks stuck on the pole, and handed them to the eager Xi'er. He gave another bunch of sticks, then to Xiaobai, and finally handed the last bunch to Tan Jin'er.

Tan Jin'er glanced at him and said, "Shall I eat too?"

"Girls like to eat." Zhang Tan said, putting the candied haws in her hand. Although she was still a little girl, she always acted like a mother.

"Thank you~" Tan Jin'er whispered.

Xiaobai happily licked the candied haws and said: "Old man, buy a bunch for Xiaobai too. If she knows whether we have eaten her or not, she will cry and won't call you uncle in the future."

"But she's not here. By the time we get home, it will be very late. Xiao Xiaobai must be sleeping."

When Xiaobai heard it, she thought it made sense: "That's right. Xiaoxiaobai is so pitiful. She doesn't have to eat it. She was bullied by the big rooster today and she almost cried."

Zhang Tan glanced at her and thought to himself, so you want to buy a bunch of candied haws to atone for your sins, right?

At this moment, Xiao Xiaobai is being caught by her father to measure her height.

The wall at home has the same height as last year during the Spring Festival. At this moment, Xiaobai was caught by her father again and brought to the wall.

The whole family came to watch.

Little White was babbling and resisting very much. He always wanted to run away and run outside the house.

Because she just learned that her little aunt and sister Xi'er ran outside to play, but they didn't take her with them! ! !

She felt like she had missed out on 100 million.

But she couldn't escape, she was surrounded by adults.

She was caught by her grandma.

Grandma was not as gentle as her father. She grabbed her and pressed her against the wall, immediately showing her height.

"Oh, 86 centimeters, a lot taller than last year." She said happily.

Bai Zhiqiang noticed Xiao Xiaobai's little jiojio.

"No, Xiao Xiaobai tiptoed."

Everyone looked and saw that Xiaobai was indeed standing on tiptoes wearing a pair of little jiojio wearing cartoon Peppa Pig socks.

Everyone laughed, this little guy could actually do this.

Just one chapter today, go to bed early, and make up another chapter tomorrow