Dad Academy

"You haven't finished eating yet?"

"...Nothing~"

"We're done eating, and you're last, so you have to remember to wash the dishes."

"Uh-huh, my head hurts so much——"

"I don't want you to wash the dishes with your head, just have your hands."

"My head hurts and I can't wash the dishes!"

"Do you want to wash your hair while washing the dishes? That's okay, you have a lot of hair, so just use your hair as a rag to wash the dishes."

Liuliu said in a very helpless tone: "Hey Yaya, I really can't do anything to you Yazhu mother."

"I can't help you, Baby Zhu."

"You curse!"

"Why did I curse?"

"You call me Baby Zhu."

"Then don't you call me Mama Zhu?"

"Your surname is Zhu, and my surname is not Zhu."

Zhu Xiaojing was choked for a moment and couldn't speak out. After thinking about it, this little fat girl has a pretty flexible mind.

"You're so good at quarreling, but you can't see that it hurts, so just pretend."

"Hahaha, my head doesn't hurt even more."

"Remember to wash the dishes, I don't have time to fight with you."

Zhu Xiaojing turned to leave, preparing to take a nap.

"I won't argue with you either."

"What did you say?!!"

Zhu Xiaojing stopped and turned around, staring at Liuliu with evil eyes, ready to cut her into pieces at any time.

"Old, old boy, I won't argue with you."

"Wash it or not?"

Zhu Xiaojing picked up a chair.

Seeing this, Liuliu quickly raised her hands in the air, "Wash! Wash the duck! I wash the duck, don't misunderstand Mother Yazhu."

Zhu Xiaojing put down the chair. It seemed that she just wanted to adjust the position of the chair, not to hit the baby duck with the chair!

Watching Zhu's mother leave, Luliu breathed a deep sigh of relief. If Mother Zhu couldn't be dismissed just now, she would continue to quibble, saying that Xiaobai taught her that sentence! She was also a victimized child, she was led astray by that melon boy Xiaobai!

She muttered, deeply feeling the difficulty of having a child, and couldn't help sighing, but then a high morale and gushing pride came to her heart, "Look at the duck!" In such a difficult environment, she survived and grew up, becoming a big singer and a big singer. She established a lofty life dream and determined to open a restaurant and a children's massage parlor when she grew up.

"I really deserve to be a strong little pomegranate duck!!!"

As long as you give her time, she can become a great person.

Zhu Xiaojing left the dining table and went to the living room to watch TV, leaving Liuliu sitting alone at the dining table.

After muttering for a while, Liuliu stared at the camera of his phone and ate some of the dishes on the table.

"Is it interesting?" Zhu Xiaojing asked Shen Limin.

Shen Limin was surprised for a moment and almost didn't understand what Zhu Xiaojing meant by asking this question. He soon realized that he was asking about Liuliu eating vegetables in front of the camera, which was a little trick of playing tricks on himself and others.

Shen Limin glanced at Liuliu with pity and said, "If she thinks it's interesting, then it's interesting."

At this time, Liuliu's voice came from the restaurant:

"Eat that! Eat that little hot pot!!! How does it taste? It's delicious, isn't it? Yeah, it's delicious!"

As she spoke, Liuliu took a piece of Jinggangshan bean curd and put it in her mouth, chewing and chewing at the same frequency as Xiaobai in the camera, so that she could taste the taste of the hot pot.

When Shen Limin saw this, he suddenly felt that Liliu was so pitiful, like a child who had never seen the world, shouting about every dish.

"Our family didn't treat her badly, right?" Shen Limin said.

"Raised as a princess." Zhu Xiaojing replied.

"Would you like to take her to have a nice meal tomorrow?"

"The Chinese New Year is coming soon at home, how about having a good meal and a nice drink?"

"Children always like to eat outside."

"If she washes the dishes tonight, take her to eat tomorrow."

"...Oh, Liliu is quite pitiful."

She obviously made so much money, but her mother took it all away, so she didn't enjoy any blessings.

"What do you mean?" Zhu Xiaojing stared at Shen Limin with a somewhat unkind tone.

"Haha, it's nothing. I just think pomegranates are too greedy."

…

Not to mention the discussion between the two, Renjia Liuliu is now happy. She is immersed in the illusory beauty created by Xiaobai, thinking that she is also at the scene of Baijia Village. The vast square is filled with dining tables, and the dining tables are full of countless people. There are endless delicacies in all kinds, one bite will make you go to heaven.

In the camera, Xiaobai is holding her mobile phone and wandering around the dining table, trying here and there. There are invitations to her to eat food everywhere. She is really envious of others.

"There is everything, haha, there is everything here, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, drilling in the mud, everything is available, you can eat whatever you want!!!"

Xiaobai started the live broadcast mode and became more and more proficient. He learned it without any teacher and was very good at arousing everyone's interest.

With a silly smile on his face, Liuliu remained motionless in front of the camera, sighing: "Heavenly duck, heavenly duck, my heavenly duck, my soul has been hooked!"

She is very self-aware of herself.

"Xiao Bai, try my rice cake!"

Another family sent an invitation to Xiaobai and his party.

"Xiwawa, it's rice cakes, what you like to eat."

Xiaobai called Xi'er to come up. The rice cakes were not dumplings, but at least they were close relatives. I think Xi'er would like to eat them.

Xi'er came forward plumply and looked at the rice cakes on the dining table: "hiahiahia, rice cakes, good rice cakes, Xiaobai, I'm full."

I mean, this rice cake is good, but I’m full and won’t eat it.

"Are you full? What did you eat? You haven't eaten ours yet." Xiaobai didn't expect Xiwawa to be so weak.

The porcupine in the camera hates the iron but not the steel, the one hates the duck.

"You eat more duck! You eat more Xi'er!!! You only eat so much duck - can't you eat more? Eat more duck for us!!!"

Liuliu really wanted to jump over and take the Xibao instead.

She complained about why Xiaobai took Xiwawa to Baijiacun, why didn't he take her there? ! ! !

In the living room, Shen Limin, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, immediately reported, "Liuliu wants Baijiacun."

Zhu Xiaojing was lying on the sofa, her head resting on his lap, and she was sleeping with her eyes squinted.

But after hearing Shen Limin's words, she still closed her eyes and responded: "It's always okay to think about it."

Baijia Village.

Xiwawa was so useless that he was driven away by Xiaobai.

"You go and run two laps, run two laps and press once, and then come back and eat some more. Xiaoxiaobai, come here."

After eliminating Xiwawa, Xiaobai caught Xiaobai, and the little one could still eat it.

"Would you like to try aunt's rice cake?"

Xiao Xiaobai touched her bulging belly and wanted to open it to show her little aunt, but she wore a lot of clothes in winter, so she couldn't open it after trying it twice.

"I'm a little full."

Her little aunt immediately changed her face: "Why are you so useless?"

Xiao Xiaobai was scolded so hard that he lowered his eyebrows and frowned, feeling sad for his own uselessness.