Dad Academy

"Liuliu, all our red envelopes have been handed in."

"Hand it in, hand it in, hand it in too."

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"Hahahaha, 666 duck kids, no more chatting, no more chatting~ I have to receive guests, hahaha~~~~"

On the first day of the new year, a group of best friends found time to connect via video to share their feelings on the first day of the new year and at the same time wish each other New Year's greetings.

In the video, you give me lucky money, and I give you lucky money. In a circle, they cancel each other out, but everyone is happy, and they all receive red envelopes and send red envelopes to their girlfriends. Everyone is happy.

Xiaobai took the lead in talking about how he received a lot of lucky money and handed it all over without asking for a penny.

Xi'er agreed and paid all her New Year's money without leaving any money.

Xiao Xiaobai forced his way in, shouting that he had also paid the new year's money.

All her New Year's money was given to her uncle. Looking back, what would she tell her when she got home? Will she have to pay for diapers and milk powder herself in the future?

Her uncle didn't want it, so he had it forced into his hands.

Cheng Cheng also gave all of her New Year's money to her father, not to mention Dudu. She handed each one in, and her mother told her to save them all for her and just tell her when she needed them.

Xiaomi did not pay the new year's money, or in other words, failed to hand it over.

Ding Jiamin didn't accept it and asked her to keep it for herself. When she returned to Pujiang in a few days, she would put it all in her bank card and keep it for herself.

When Liuliu heard this, she instinctively sensed the danger, stopped chatting, and directly quit the group chat.

But it was already too late. Her mother Zhu was sitting on the sofa not far away, staring at her.

Mother Zhu must have heard all the chat just now.

Liuliu subconsciously wanted to sneak back to her room.

At this time, Mother Zhu spoke.

"Liuliu, come here, let's chat."

Liuliu was surprised, and immediately held her head and said, "My brain hurts a little. Do I want to sleep? I'd better go to bed first, Mother Zhu."

"Come here and I'll squeeze your head. Didn't I squeeze your head last time?"

"You have to receive guests, Mama Ya Zhu. You are busy. I'm leaving. Just go to sleep."

Liuliu jumped into his room and slammed the door, thinking that he would be able to escape from Mother Zhu's grasp.

Dong Dong Dong~

There was a knock on the door.

"who?"

Luoliu's voice sounded in the room, full of vigilance.

"It's me~Liuliu, I'm coming in."

"Who are you?"

"I am your mother."

"……I am going to sleep."

"I'm coming in."

"...I won't open the door, I'm going to sleep."

The door opened and Zhu Xiaojing walked in.

"You don't need to open the door, I'll open it myself."

Liuliu was lying on the bed eating biscuits when she saw Mother Zhu suddenly come in. She was startled and surprised.

"You didn't lock the door." Zhu Xiaojing said, "Are the cookies delicious?"

Liuliu was stunned for a moment and quickly reacted. Mother Zhu has already come in and she will definitely not be able to get out, so she can only admit it.

"666 delicious duck, please try it."

Zhu Xiaojing actually didn't want to eat it, but in order to make him eat less, he ate it anyway.

She sat on the edge of the bed and asked Luoliu to sit up and not lie on it. Cookie crumbs fell on the quilt.

Liuliu sat next to Zhu's mother. She always felt that Zhu's mother had an ulterior motive. She felt uncomfortable all over, squirming around and unable to sit still.

Zhu Xiaojing said: "There are many guests at home today, and everyone likes you very much."

Liuliu nodded, is there anything surprising about this?

Zhu Xiaojing added: "Grandpa and grandma also like you very much. They have given you a lot of New Year's money. Have you collected it all?"

Liuliu became energetic and knew that the real drama was coming. It turned out that Zhu’s mother was thinking about her lucky money duck!

She shook her head and stared at Zhu's mother, wary of a hundred thousand.

"What do you mean by shaking your head?" Zhu Xiaojing asked, "Can you take it away?"

Liuliu opened her eyes and told lies: "I didn't receive the New Year's money from my grandparents."

Zhu Xiaojing: "..."

Good guy, this is the intention to kill her from the source.

But how could Zhu Xiaojing be so easy to fool? She saw with her own eyes that Liuliu received the new year's money, and there were many people who saw it with her own eyes, not just her.

"I saw it, your dad saw it, everyone saw it."

The underlying meaning is that you should stop resisting and admit it quickly.

"Did you see Mama Yazhu wrong? You must have seen it wrong. I'm going to sleep. My brain hurts."

Liuliu held her little head in her hands, lay down on the bed, and rolled around twice.

"Why does your head hurt? Did you get a cool breeze? Let me massage it for you."

Regardless of whether it was a fake or not, Zhu Xiaojing had to take it seriously, just in case the child really had a headache, to prevent the story of the boy who cried wolf from happening.

"It's not because of the wind, it's because of Xiaobai's anger."

Liuliu took the opportunity to complain.

"Why is Xiaobai angry with you?" Zhu Xiaojing asked.

"She calls me my wife, and wants me to wish her New Year's greetings and call her husband-in-law."

"Hahaha~"

"dare you laugh!"

"No smile, no smile."

"Hmph~"

"Where did you put your New Year's money? Leave it to your mother for safekeeping. You, a child, can't keep it. What if it gets stolen?"

"Dad Zhu will steal my lucky money?"

"...I didn't say it was him, I was just making a metaphor."

"Then let's go warn Dad Zhu and tell him not to have any ideas about me."

"It's not him, it's someone else."

"who?"

"Thief."

"Who is the thief? Catch him!"

"A thief won't tell you he's a thief."

"Who is that?"

"...Xiao Bai Xi'er and the others have handed over all their New Year's money, and asked the adults to keep it for them, deposit it in the bank, and then take it out when they need it in the future."

"I have no money, I'm so poor. Mother Zhu, please don't try to take my ideas away. I'm so pitiful, I'm so miserable..."

Dayanyan started a miserable show.

Zhu Xiaojing was not a vegetarian either. The mother and daughter battled with wits and courage, but in the end Luoliu was defeated. After wailing for a while, she took out all the New Year's money she had hidden, but she still put up a last desperate resistance.

"This is all what I earned from one hundred and one hundred yuan -" Liuliu felt heartbroken thinking about it. The New Year's money seemed like a lot, but she earned every ticket by kowtow.

"Mama Zhu, can you kowtow to me and I'll give you lucky money."

The whole body started to itch.

"What did you say?!" Zhu Xiaojing frowned coldly, and her smile disappeared instantly.

It felt like he was so nice and nice just now, but he was just pretending, and he would fall out whenever he wanted to.

Liuliu's good acting skills are not all forced by life, but also due to inherited talent and instinct.

Liuliu was not scared. She argued with reason and spoke eloquently.

What they said does make sense.

Every piece of these New Year's money was earned by her kowtow, and now she is handing it over to Mother Zhu with both hands to teach Da Yanyan how to be willing.

"It's enough for you to kowtow twice, and I'll give it all to you."

Liuliu has pushed her bottom line infinitely lower. With so much money, she only kowtows twice. I really don’t know what Zhu’s mother has to hesitate about. She has already knelt down and kowtowed.

She was already sitting upright at the head of the bed, waiting for Mother Zhu to kneel down and kowtow.

Mother Zhu didn't knock her, but beat her from the room to the living room.

Liuliu covered her butt and went to complain to her grandparents, reporting Zhu’s mother’s bad behavior! What a robber.