Dad Academy

I saw the TV in the living room was on and "Dora the Adventures" was playing. Sitting on the sofa was Xiwawa watching TV. Xiwawa was holding a bunch of candied haws in her hand and was licking it with crescent moon eyes.

The eyes of Xiaobai and others first fell on the TV, then on the candied haws, and then turned around in a big circle and landed on Liuliu standing in front of the mirror.

Liliu is wearing Xi'er's tight-fitting uniform!

She was standing in front of the mirror, posing and screaming, as if she was in pain.

Several children immediately swarmed around. Xiao Xiaobai was the first to be unhappy. With a tigerish face, he said to Liuliu who was screaming: "That's too much, sister Liuliu~~~~ take my clothes off." What should I do if I break it?”

Xi'er said that this dress will be passed on to her in the future, which means that half of this dress belongs to her.

If it breaks now, how will she wear it in the future?

Liuliu didn't care about her bluffing words, and asked everyone sternly: "Hahaha, let's see if I'm handsome? Am I cute?"

Xiaomi covered her forehead with a bitter smile and said, "Liuliu, this dress is too small for you, and it's about to burst."

Dudu nodded repeatedly: "Liuliu, please take off your clothes and return them to Xi'er. The clothes are about to be ruined."

Liuliu was not happy at that time and said with a sullen face: "That's too much. Why are you talking like this?! I'm obviously so cute!!!"

Then, she continued to stare at herself in the mirror, marveling at herself and praising herself: "I want to blow myself up!!!"

Xiaobai couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Liuliu, please take it off quickly. Don't you feel uncomfortable wearing it? It's so tight that it will strangle you to death."

Liuliu thought for a while, then looked at himself up and down and said, "Well, it's really a bit awkward."

Xiao Xiaobai was small, a lot smaller than Liuliu, and it just happened to be facing her belly. He stretched out his finger curiously and poked it, and it bounced loudly.

"Sister Liuliu, your belly can't fit in!"

Luoliu lowered his head and looked at his belly. He sucked hard and sucked the belly in. But he didn't hold on for less than two seconds and felt too tired. As soon as he relaxed, his belly bounced back and trembled. Twice, Xiao Xiaobai was startled and stunned.

"Madam, please take off your clothes quickly. This is not for you. You can't wear it." Xiaobai persuaded.

Liuliu didn't listen: "Who said I can't wear it! Didn't I already wear it!!!"

Xiaobai lowered his face and said, "Madam, don't toast me without eating or drinking as a penalty. I'm afraid of myself when I get angry."

Little Bai at her feet nodded repeatedly, indicating that her little aunt was indeed scared when she was angry, and she was quite scared.

But Liuliu refused to listen, admiring herself in front of the mirror and threatening to blow herself up.

Then, Xiaobai said that she could help Liuliu beat herself up.

First, he put Liuliu down on the ground, then pressed him up and started to take off her clothes.

Liuliu howled and resisted violently, but Xiaobai couldn't suppress it for a while. The two rolled on the floor, entangled.

Liuliu probably didn't expect that he could, but he actually knocked Xiaobai over. He suddenly became energetic, and while rolling over, he wheezed and said: "I am a policeman, will I be afraid of you?!"

After putting on the uniform, her combat effectiveness seemed to have soared several levels.

Otherwise, if it were normal, after being knocked over by Xiaobai's flower-arranged leg, she would immediately lose her fighting power and would just scream and beg for mercy. Unlike today, she would still resist and use her body advantage to hug Xiaobai and roll around.

Liuliu was howling, and Xiaobai was not idle either. After experiencing the initial surprise, she came to her senses, scratching Liuliu's squeaky nest and making noises.

"Madam, madam, don't resist~"

"My wife is my duck, please don't roll over."

"I'm not Fahai. Fahai doesn't understand love. Madam, I'm your stooge~~"

…

Liuliu was so angry at what she said that her fighting power dropped suddenly, and then Xiaobai regained the upper hand.

Xiaobai struck while the iron was hot and shouted for help.

"Dudu - Dudu, come and help me."

Dudu didn't even think about it, and immediately jumped into the battle. She put a hand on Liuliu, and Liuliu immediately stopped moving.

This is where the full authentic version comes to the rescue.

Then everyone swarmed up to Liliu, stripping off clothes, stripping off trousers, and grabbing hats...

"Is there any more Tianli duck——"

"Is there still Wang Fa Ya——"

"Boss Zhang, come and see the duck - your melon boy is bullying me -"

"Ah - I will fight with you -"

"Leave me a pair of pants——"

"I'm going to die~"

In less than a minute, Liuliu was left with only shorts and a T-shirt on her body. All her equipment was taken away. The hat was on Dudu's head, the top was on Xiaobai's body, and the pants were worn by Xiaobai. , looks like it could be used as a dress.

Only Xiaomi did not move.

Xiaomi cannot do such a thing.

"Ah - I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I can't live, I can't live anymore - how can I live this life - Sky Duck! My clothes, pants and hat are gone - Robber Duck, You bandit ducks—"

Liuliu was lying on the ground with no intention of getting up. She simply collapsed, lying on her back and wailing.

Look at all the good friends she has made! ! ! Take off her clothes and grab her pants! And that chubby one with the hat! ! ! A little fat rabbit! ! ! Where is the place of sworn friendship——

Luoliu's heart was ashen, and she only felt that the days were gloomy and there was no sunshine at all. ε=(ο｀*))) Alas, it was all Zhu's mother's fault.

What kind of endorsement deal did Zhu’s mother give her? A card! If Zhu’s mother had accepted Xi’er’s endorsement for her, she would be the one wearing a uniform and working as a police officer now! ! !

However, Mama Zhu accepted a card! ! !

"Don't fight."

Xi'er was sitting on the sofa, completely immersed in the joy of candied haws. However, there was too much noise here, so she glanced at it and said something to show her respect.

It was useless what she said, no one listened. Three of them were looking at themselves in the mirror, one was lying on the floor wailing sadly, and only Xiaomi looked at them and couldn't laugh or cry.

After a while, the three people looking in the mirror had another dispute. Xiao Xiaobai's pants were snatched away by her little aunt, and she sat on the ground in anger and acted coquettishly.

Xiaobai told her that he would give her a full set of clothes to wear later, and she burst into laughter.

Then Xiaobai borrowed a hat from Dudu, and also promised to give her a full set of clothes to wear later.

When Zhang Tan opened the door to go home, he was speechless when he saw the commotion in the living room, especially a man wearing shorts and a T-shirt lying on the floor.

"Liuliu, what are you doing? Get up quickly, aren't you cold? You don't have any clothes on either!!!"

Pomegranate had stopped wailing. She had been wailing for so long and no one cared about her. Instead, it only made herself tired, so she might as well be stronger and be a strong little pomegranate.

As a result, when she heard Zhang Tan's words and knew that Boss Zhang was back, she immediately got into a dramatic mood and staggered up, with a pained look on her face, heartbroken, as if she was going to scream and bang her head against the TV in the next second. It's like the TV set died together.

She opened her mouth, but she couldn't say a thousand words. In the end, she only turned into one sentence: "Zhang, Boss Zhang - duck - you have to make the decision for me duck -"

The uniform she spent most of a candied haws on was stripped naked in public! Are there any Tianli ducks? Are there any Wangfa ducks?