Dad Academy

After returning home, Xiaobai ran to find the little panda and the little beauty doll. He held them in his arms and kissed them endlessly.

Seeing this, Malanhua joked: "You like taking care of babies so much, I hope you will have more babies in the future."

Xiaobai shook his head proudly and walked past her: "I don't want to have babies. Babies are so annoying."

Malanhua thought she would like the doll very much, but she didn't expect the child to hate it. She quickly asked, "What the hell? Didn't you find the doll to hug when you got home?"

Xiaobai: "The doll in my hand is so cute."

Malanhua asked: "The baby I gave birth to is not well-behaved?"

Xiaobai shook his head: "Not good."

Malanhua: "Claws? You think you're so annoying, don't you?"

Xiaobai stared at her: "Auntie, are you scolding me? I'm not bothered, I'm very well-behaved."

Malanhua pouted and said, "Then you don't like dolls?"

Xiaobai ran to the rocking chair, stood there with the baby in his arms, and watched TV with Bai Jianping. At the same time, he said: "That Guawazi in Liuliu is so annoying. I want to understand. Nao, the spicy Guawazi caused Luo Zikang and I to fight. You little brat dares to bully me, I'm so angry that I'm furious."

Then the conversation changed: "Uncle, look at the windmill car and the fake sophistication."

Bai Jianping was watching a TV series. Hearing this, he said: "How can there be windmills and fake sophistication at night?"

Xiaobai pointed at the TV: "There's thiamine in it, you can take a nap."

Bai Jianping ignored her and was shaken by her, and finally said impatiently: "Xiao Bai, you are right, don't have a baby, the baby is so annoying."

Malanhua pulled Xiaobai's little body over, faced her directly and asked, "What's wrong with your claws? Are you fighting and nagging again?"

Oops! Xiaobai was startled and his big eyes turned around. He made a mistake just now and exposed the fight. He quickly thought of a way and said: "I am protecting my little friend, aunt, I am a good person."

"Hello Hammer! Tell me what's going on. Are you yelling and fighting?"

"Then I have to think about it...Auntie, I can't remember Nao."

"Then you go and stand outside, go."

Pushing Xiaobai out of the house, Xiaobai staggered and shouted quickly: "What happened to the claws? What the hell? I'm so good, I really can't remember, I'm still a baby, I just want to It’s a bit much.”

Malanhua refused to listen and pushed her out the door and said, "Then you should sober up and figure it out before I let you in."

She didn't close the door, and drew an imaginary line on the ground with her finger, telling Xiaobai that he was not allowed to cross this line, otherwise his butt would bloom.

Xiaobai stood outside the line, really not daring to come in, and shouted to Bai Jianping who was watching TV: "Uncle~~~~ Your claws are still on TV, please save Xiaobai quickly, save me~~~~ ~"

How could Bai Jianping save her? When this kid came in, he would disturb her to watch TV, yelling about windmills and fake sophistication. He might have to watch the cat and the mouse with her all night. Isn't it annoying? ?

"I chatted in my sleep." Bai Jianping replied very perfunctorily, making Xiao Bai jump in anger.

"Bai Jianping~~~~You are so stupid that you don't want to save my little friend, you are a bastard~~~"

Bai Jianping smiled and repeated, "I nag in my sleep, no one should bother me."

Xiao Bai was furious. Seeing that her aunt was not in the living room, she jumped over like a little rabbit and hit Bai Jianping with the red panda in her hand. She also wanted to persuade him to save her, but suddenly she heard something coming from the room. Feng Fenghuohuo was so frightened by her aunt's voice that she ran back and stood up again.

Malanhua came out of the room and noticed something. She stared at Xiaobai outside the door and said, "Little friend, did you come in to chat?"

Xiaobai shook her head quickly, her aunt was very nagging, and she knew it.

Malanhua: "Then do you remember it?"

Xiaobai nodded.

"explain."

"I want to be a policeman, and I asked my little friends to raise their hands and surrender. Luoliu surrendered, Xi'er surrendered, and so did Cheng Cheng and Xiaomi. Even Luo Zikang didn't surrender, and even instigated me to be a bastard. I was so angry that I was furious. , just quarrel and chat with him..."

He has a small mouth and is very talkative.

Malanhua: "Tell me about your fight with him over the claws."

Xiaobai: "Liuliu said, Xiaobai, if Luo Zikang is good or bad, you can beat him."

"Liuliu said?"

Xiaobai nodded: "She also said, Luo Zikang, you are so miserable. Are you crying when Xiaobai scolds you? Then we will fight."

Malanhua: "Liuliu is a bit bad, why are you so stupid? You are indeed a Habao."

Xiaobai sighed and regretted it: "I have to be more careful in the future, the porridge is so spicy!"

Malanhua: "Is there anything else?"

Xiaobai nodded: "There is more."

"explain."

"Auntie, I love you so much."

The third party at the scene, Bai Jianping, who was watching TV, glanced sideways at her, curled his lips, and was filled with jealousy. If this melon had said that to him just now, he would have saved her a long time ago.

Malanhua smiled brightly and asked her to come in quickly. It was cold outside and the baby would get sick after being there for a long time.

"Let's go and take a shower."

"Paws? I don't want to take a bath."

"Smelly, you are a girl, you have to be clean."

"I smell good."

Malanhua came closer to her, sniffed her body, exaggeratedly pinched her nose and walked away: "It stinks."

"I don't smell bad! Boss Zhang instigated me to smell good. He's just a little cantaloupe."

"Claw? Boss Zhang said that?"

"I just smell so good."

Malanhua was interested in why Boss Zhang said she smelled good. Could it be that Boss Zhang smelled the child? What kind of perverted practice is this?

In the end, Xiaobai went to take a bath. He was not forced to take a bath, but he hurried there on his own initiative. He said that he wanted to wash himself as fragrant as Cheng Cheng, just because of what Malanhua said.

"I'll give you a bath and I'll give you new clothes. If you don't bathe, you won't have new clothes to wear. You think about it yourself."

After a while, Ma Lanhua also went in. Xiaobai was still too young, so I didn't worry about letting her take a bath alone. In the summer, I was worried about her playing in the water, and in the winter, I was worried about her catching a cold. What's more, it was still hot water. What if it was hot? manage.

Bai Jianping lay on the rocking chair and heard the voices of two people coming from the bathroom.

"There's a lot of cigarette smoke, is uncle smoking and chattering inside?"

This melon!

"This is not smoke, this is water vapor."

"Water claws can also be angry? Are they so angry that they are angry?"

"Take a bath and don't talk."

Guawazi is too stupid to communicate.

"Auntie, can I sing a song?"

"Tell me first what you sing?"

"Hoo ho ho, I'm a very good nag, I'll sing "Xiao Bai's Boat" to you, okay?"

"There is such a song? You couldn't have made it up, right?"

"Goose goose haha~~"

"What kind of song? It's just Goose Goose hahaha? Isn't this a silly joke?"

"What? I haven't started singing yet."

"Then you sing and listen."

"The blue sky and the Milky Way are roaring

There is a little white boat

There is an osmanthus tree on the boat

She is playing with the little white rabbit

No sails on the boat

Float, float, float towards the west sky..."

There were no more voices in the bathroom, only Xiaobai's singing. Bai Jianping's attention also shifted from the TV, focusing on listening to the singing that floated to his ears.

After Xiaobai finished singing, Lao Ma asked her where she learned it and whether it was taught in kindergarten.

"Boss Zhang taught me, and he said he wrote it for Xiaobai, Xiaobai's boat, hohohoho~~~ Auntie, I think Boss Zhang is bragging just like uncle, but I won't instigate it, because we are good friends. friend."

"Then why are you always bragging about your uncle?"

"He's so annoyed."

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