Dad Academy

"Move your chopsticks, don't sit still, why are you so polite? Grandma, I'm cooking for the first time this year. You are in for a treat. Eat quickly, eat quickly, don't be hungry. If you really want to be hungry because you don't eat, don't do it then. You're talking nonsense in front of my mother, it's not yours to eat, it has nothing to do with me, I have served you wholeheartedly, you still want to pick it up! Xiaobai, don't just sit still and eat, eat, eat! How do you look? Are you sick?"

Zhang Mingxue greeted the children to eat, and everyone was very reserved. If she didn't move, everyone would not move.

"Xi'er, look at how thin you are. Eat quickly. I'll give you a piece of fish. This is the steamed seabass you like to eat."

Zhang Mingxue was so enthusiastic. He put a piece of fish meat into Xi'er's bowl.

Xi'er smiled sweetly and said, "I'm not hungry, little aunt."

Gulu, gulu, gulu~~~

Everyone glanced at Xi'er and looked at Xi'er's belly.

Xi'er was stunned for a few seconds, and hiahia laughed to cover up her embarrassment.

Anyway, as long as she is not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

Suddenly, a small hand touched Xi'er's belly.

"It's cooing. It must be hungry."

It's Xiao Xiaobai.

Zhang Mingxue said: "Eat quickly, eat quickly. I have been sitting here for a few minutes and I haven't moved my chopsticks yet. Are you worried about something? Or are you looking down on me?"

"No, no~"

"It's not like that."

"how do you know?"

…

Everyone tried to defend themselves. Well, some children didn't even think about defending, and admitted it openly.

Zhang Mingxue was furious: "Okay, Xi'er didn't expect you to be like this Xi'er."

Xi'er smiled again to cover up her embarrassment.

"But I can eat. In fact, my little aunt has a hard time cooking. I eat, I eat, I eat, eat, eat."

Xi'er is like this. Even though she knows that the food will definitely not taste good, she still can't bear the embarrassment of the other party, so she eats it reluctantly.

If she had not tasted these dishes in the kitchen before and knew that these dishes were either salty or tasted bad, Xi'er would definitely have cheered and ate them to save face.

"Wait a minute!"

Just when Xi'er was about to eat the fish in the bowl, Xiaobai suddenly spoke up and helped her pick out the thorns in the fish.

"It'll pierce your throat."

"Thank you, Xiaobai." Xi'er said sweetly.

Zhang Mingxue sighed: "You two have such a good relationship. Xiaobai is really like a little sister, no, a little mother."

Xiaobai was very pleased with this kind of praise and said happily: "I watched Xi'er grow up."

Xi'er habitually refutes the question of age: "I am over 10 years old, Xiaobai, you are only 8 years old, you are younger than me."

Xiaobai didn't even bother to refute her words. Everyone knew that her Xiaobai was always a dozen times older than Xiwa!

"If you don't eat more, Xiaobai will be bigger than you." Xiaobai hates that iron cannot become steel.

Xiao Xiaobai nodded excitedly, eh eh eh~

"Eat it quickly, too." Xiaobai urged, then she picked up a piece of fish and put it in Xiaobai's bowl, and also helped to pick out the fish bones.

He put another piece of meat into Wang Xiaoyu's bowl.

"Wang Xiaoyu helped Xiao Xiaobai wash his pants today. Thank you for your hard work. Eat more thiamine."

Wang Xiaoyu said thank you.

Xiao Xiaobai said loudly: "I washed my underwear myself."

Xiaobai comforted her: "It's you, it's you, it's all you."

Xiao Xiaobai was now satisfied, shaking his head and started eating.

Everyone finally moved their chopsticks, but just after taking the first bite, everyone had different expressions, but the same thing was that they felt uncomfortable.

Xi'er and Xiao Xiaobai, who were eating fish, wrinkled their faces and had an indescribable taste in their mouths, so fishy.

Wang Xiaoyu, who was eating meat, opened his mouth wide and gasped.

"It's so spicy—oh my god!" Wang Xiaoyu only thought why the meat was so spicy!

Seeing this, Xiaobai wisely chose not to eat fish or meat. After thinking about it, he served himself a bowl of egg and kelp soup. As soon as he took a bite, he felt that it tasted weird, but he couldn't tell where the blame was.

"If it's spicy, drink more water. This is a chili grown by your grandpa. Do you dare to say whether it's spicy or not? Oh, by the way, I'll get you some bear drinks."

Zhang Mingxue finally became humane. In order to cover up the fact that she failed in cooking, she fawned over and brought everyone a bear drink.

Wang Xiaoyu gurgled and drank several times.

Xiao Xiaobai and Xi'er sipped happily.

At this time, Xiaobai's video call came. Zhang Mingxue became nervous and asked, "Who is calling?"

Xiaobai took one look and said, "It's Grandpa."

Zhang Mingxue immediately gave Xiaobai a "you know what" look and said to everyone: "You should know what to say and what not to say later. Just answer the same as when your grandma called me just now, you know?"

Wang Xiaoyu said loudly: "I know!"

Xiao Xiaobai was even smarter: "Praise you vigorously."

Xi'er and Xiaobai didn't speak. Xi'er's upright character prevented her from following the crowd.

As for Xiaobai, she wanted to take care of this little aunt with a black butt. Now she only felt an indescribable taste in her mouth. Although she couldn't describe it, she was sure that the egg and kelp soup in the bowl was absolutely delicious. There's a problem. She can't drink anymore. She might turn her stomach if she drinks any more.

"Hey~ Grandpa, hahaha, where do you live?"

Xiaobai connected the video call. Zhang Hui seemed to be in the office. There was a painting in the background. It looked quite intimidating, but Xiaobai didn't recognize the words on it. They were strange and he didn't know what was written. Well, this was what Xiaobai said when he went to Zhang Hui's office last time.

"Have you eaten? What did you eat? Who made it?" Zhang Hui was concerned about these questions. A person who often didn't eat at home was actually concerned about the lunch at home. This made Zhang Mingxue feel strange. Why didn't her old man care about her so much?

Zhang Mingxue didn't have time to be jealous. She was staring at Xiaobai, as if she would make you look bad if you didn't praise me.

"We ate it. My aunt made it for us. It was delicious. We were full." Xiaobai said with a guilty conscience.

Zhang Hui was surprised and asked, "Does your aunt know how to cook? And it's delicious? What did you eat?"

The meaning of this sentence was almost obvious. Xiaobai, if you are threatened, just blink your eyes.

Xiaobai looked at the poisonous food on the table and said, "There are steamed sea bass, fried pork with peppers, egg and kelp soup, and..."

Xier said, "This is oyster mushroom."

Xiao Xiaobai also rushed to say, "It's a small mushroom."

Wang Xiaoyu: "Hiss, hiss, water, water, give me water~"

Zhang Hui laughed over there, "There are quite a lot of dishes, are they really delicious?"

Xiaobai rolled his eyes and answered the question irrelevantly, "Grandpa, Wang Xiaoyu picked your peppers in the yard, and he is crying because of the spiciness. Look."

The camera turned and aimed at Wang Xiaoyu who was dying.

Wang Xiaoyu tried to make himself look normal and smiled at the camera, but this smile looked so evil.

Xier saw that Wang Xiaoyu couldn't stand the spiciness, so she quickly handed him her little bear drink, "Wang Xiaoyu, drink mine~"

Wang Xiaoyu's own little bear drink had been finished.

Seeing this, Xiao Xiaobai thought that she should be more righteous. After all, Wang Xiaoyu was quite nice to her and said that he would take her to fly a plane after dinner. So she also picked up her Little Bear drink and quickly drank a few more sips into her little mouth. Then she gave it to Wang Xiaoyu and said generously: "Here, drink it, Wang Xiaoyu."