Dad Academy

Xiaobai's meal is called "Fish Feast" and Xiaomi's meal is called "Xuxuer Rice".

Zhang Tan saw some whiskers in the sand and didn't know what kind of plant they were. He guessed that the name of the rice was derived from this.

Sure enough, Xiaobai said that these were the whiskers on the tip of the corn, which she brought specially from home. The whiskers were mixed with sand and became delicious.

After eating Xiaobai's "Fish Feast", you can't help but eat Xiaomi's "Xu Xuer Rice", otherwise Xiaomi will definitely cry.

Zhang Tan endured the pain and had another hearty meal under Xiaomi's expectant eyes.

"Is it delicious?" Xiaobai asked hopefully.

"Is it delicious?" Xiaomi asked in a low voice.

Zhang Tan nodded repeatedly, his mouth was full of food, and he was speechless. After swallowing for a while, he asked: "Why do you want to cook for me today?"

What I was thinking was, why are you targeting me? Isn’t Teacher Xiaoliu good? Doesn’t Lao Li smell good? Luo Zikang really wanted to come but you wouldn't let him! Especially Xiaobai, stupid or not, what a great opportunity for revenge.

"Thank you," Xiaobai said, thanking Zhang Tan for getting her back the water gun.

Okay, this reason is acceptable. Zhang Tan looked at Xiaomi. As for Xiaomi, this meal of beard rice would kill him. Killing people is just a nod, so you have to give a reason.

"Thank you." Xiaomi whispered, and then didn't finish the sentence. She was shy and lowered her head and didn't dare to look at him. Xiaobai said for her that it was to thank the uncle for taking her in.

Zhang Tan touched their little heads. Although the food was hard to swallow, their intentions were very good. It would be better if they could only accept their intentions without eating, then he would be happier.

"I'm full. I'm full. Thank you." Zhang Tan was about to put down his chopsticks and asked the two of them worriedly: "Can I put down my chopsticks?"

Xiaobai and Xiaomi both nodded. Zhang sighed in relief and put down his chopsticks, feeling relieved.

"Are you really full, uncle?" Xiaobai asked with concern.

Zhang Tan: "I'm really full, I've eaten all the way up to my throat."

Xiaobai and Xiaomi looked at each other happily, waved their hands and said, "When you're full, you can go play."

Zhang Tan: "..."

This attitude and tone almost made him fall out, what did he take him for? As your baby? ? ?

Thank you. Zhang Tan stood up and was about to leave. Thinking of the real delicacies at home, he felt cold. Suddenly! There was a sound in my stomach.

"Gulugulugulugulugguggulu~~~~~"

Zhang Tan froze on the spot, emmmmm, how embarrassing. Xiaobai and Xiaomi were staring at his belly, then raised their heads to look at his face. Then they murmured for a while, carried the bucket, and decided to fill another bucket. Sha Sha, make some delicious food for uncle. Isn't it obvious that he's not full? !

Xiaobai also threatened that this time she would show off her unique skill and make a meal of "fried fish with fried birds", which translates to "fat big fish fried with long earthworms".

Zhang Tan didn't dare to stay for a long time, so he ran away quickly. He also reported to Teacher Xiaoliu carefully, saying that the two children sneaked into the yard to play in the sand again. They must be disciplined and should be brought back to play games.

After eating and demolishing the bridge, he returned home with peace of mind. Sure enough, the food he cooked was already cold. However, it is summer, so whatever is cold should be cold.

Originally, he wanted to ask Xiaobai if he wanted to eat something, but instead he was force-fed a meal.

The mustard rice was okay, but the feast of fish really made Zhang Tan lose his appetite. Thinking of the earthworms in the glass bottle, the key was that he had "eaten" them. There was a feeling of nausea in his throat, and the pasta he made in the bowl was instantly difficult to eat. Swallow it! It always felt like I was eating earthworms, those two wriggling earthworms.

vomit--

Zhang Tan took out a can of cold canned beer from the refrigerator, tore it open and took a few sips. He suppressed his shock and suppressed the nausea. After a while, he managed to return to normal. He sat back in the restaurant and prepared to continue. While eating, at this moment, the door rang.

His hand trembled when he picked up the chopsticks, and he dropped them on the dining table. What a sin. He frightened a 22-year-old boy.

He thought of Xiaobai standing outside the door holding a fish and arranging a feast, and Xiaomi with a beard and rice. The picture of two children with angel wings behind them and horns on their heads is so beautiful that I dare not continue to think about it.

The knocking on the door is still ringing.

Zhang Tan comforted himself. He had already reported to Teacher Xiaoliu. It couldn't be Xiaobai Xiaomi. They must have been captured. Teacher Xiaoliu should have some foresight.

"Who?"

Zhang Tan regained his composure, stood up and opened the door.

"Zhang Tan, it's me."

Huh? Haha, it's Aunt Huang, let's just say it, it can't be Xiaobai Xiaomi, they must have been taken care of by Teacher Xiaoliu.

"Come on, come on." Zhang Tan's voice rose a few degrees unconsciously, and a big stone fell to the ground in his heart. This big stone was a bit like the pieces of sand mixed with it.

"Aunt Huang, uh, ow~~~"

I was still very happy when I opened the door. The person standing outside the door was indeed Aunt Huang. When I lowered my head and looked, I saw two children, both of whom were smiling and looking at him with their little heads raised!

Zhang Tan's stomach contracted subconsciously, and he was afraid, but fortunately, fortunately, the two children did not bring the "food".

Aunt Huang didn't know what was happening behind her back. She smiled and said, "Zhang Tan, Xiaobai and Xiaomi said they would come to thank you."

Her smile was full of relief and praise. She felt very accomplished and very pleased that the children under her care were so sensible.

"Xiaobai, Xiaomi, don't you have something to say to your brother? Say it now."

"Thank you, uncle." Xiaobai said first, obviously he meant brother, why did he still call him uncle.

Xiaomi also said: "Thank you, uncle."

OK, even the good boy has learned bad things.

Aunt Huang happily explained to Zhang Tan why they wanted to thank him. Zhang Tan listened with a smile, even though he had already heard it once.

"Come in and sit down." Zhang Tan invited.

"No..."

"Okay~~"

Two voices sounded at the same time. Xiaobai was the one who said yes. As soon as she stepped forward, Aunt Huang grabbed her arm and held her in place.

Aunt Huang smiled and said to Zhang Tan: "Don't sit down anymore. The evening study has already begun. I will take them down."

As Xiaobai and Xiaomi were about to leave, Xiaobai suddenly took out a glass bottle from behind. The glass bottle was full of sand!

not good! Damn glass bottles! Zhang Tan's pupils contracted, fearing something might happen.

However, it seems that there are no earthworms anymore, it is filled with sand, and a small yellow flower is inserted into the mouth of the bottle.

"Uncle, here you go." Xiaobai gave him the glass bottle.

Aunt Huang was delighted: "This little yellow flower is very beautiful."

He actually changed the glass vase into a vase. Zhang Tan waved his hand and said that he accepted it, so just forget about the vase.

Xiaobai insisted on giving it away, and Aunt Huang spoke for her and persuaded Zhang Tan to accept it. It was not an expensive thing anyway, and it was just what a child wanted.

Zhang Tan couldn't refuse the kindness, so he accepted it, but when he heard Xiaobai say something, he trembled in fright.

"This is a fried bird on the fish. The bird is in the sand. It's all white."

Bangdang~~

Zhang Tan couldn't hold it firmly, the glass bottle fell to the ground, broke into pieces, and the sand was scattered all over the floor. The key was that two earthworms crawled out. He felt a chill and shouted in his heart, you are a melon!

Who hasn't had breakfast? Let's have a meal of fried fish, it's fragrant and sticky.