Dad Academy

Dunzi's family has a low-speed car, which is the kind with an open rear bucket. It is usually used to pull things and is very convenient for driving in rural areas.

Zhang Tan originally planned to ask Dunzi and his mother to go together in his own car, which would be faster, but Dunzi's mother said that she needed to bring back the unsold watermelons in the evening, so she declined and still drove the family's three-wheeled car.

She doesn't have a driver's license, but she drives the car very quickly. She often drives on field roads and has conquered all kinds of difficult road conditions.

Seeing this, the children all abandoned Zhang Tan's off-road vehicle and gathered around Dunzi's three-wheeled car, all trying to sit in the back bucket.

"You can only bask in the sun when you sit in the back, so you should go in the car." Dunzi's mother persuaded.

There are only two seats in her cab, and after she is seated, there is only one left.

The children wanted to ride the tricycle one after another, and Zhang Tan also tried to persuade them, but it was no use. There were always a few little ones who never looked back until they hit the wall.

Dunzi also advised everyone not to take his mother's car because his mother drove too fast and bumpy.

But no one listened to him. In the end, Xiaobai and Liuliu sat in the back of the truck, determined and no amount of persuasion was of any use.

It was difficult to persuade Gua Wazi to commit suicide, so Zhang Tan stopped trying to persuade them and let them go.

After Dudu and Dunzi discussed it, she sat in the cab and kept company with Dunzi's mother.

Dunzi sat in Zhang Tan's car.

Xiao Xiaobai also wanted to be with her little aunt, but Zhang Tan firmly disagreed and took her away by force.

At this moment, Xiao Xiaobai could only lie in front of the car window, waving to his little aunt eagerly.

Xiaobai and Liuliu were wearing straw hats and were very excited, looking around.

Dunzi's mother found two small folding benches for them so that they could sit down when they were tired instead of standing all the time.

"Let's go, let's go -" Xiaomi shouted loudly.

Zhang Tan's car drove away first, and Dunzi's mother also started the car, slowly starting with the screams of the children.

The wind kept blowing in their ears. Xiaobai and Liuliu grabbed the railings of the carriage and laughed, looking like they were looking down on the world.

Dudu in the cab was also watching Dunzi's mother driving carefully, keeping every operation in mind.

“Sister Huahua—where are you going?”

When passing Baijia Village, Bai Guagua appeared. He followed the tricycle and asked loudly.

Xiaobai responded loudly: "Go to town and sell watermelons——"

Liuliu also laughed loudly and said: "Come back when you go shopping, come back when you go shopping -"

A group of Guawazi also appeared behind Bai Guagua, watching Xiaobai and Liuliu leave in high spirits.

Bai Feng was among them, and he muttered: "What's the point of selling watermelons?"

Bai Guagua glanced at him secretly, remembered what he just said in her heart, and reported back to Xiaobai.

Bai Feng didn't know that there was a little spy lurking next to him. He was still chattering and gloating to his friends: "Will Little Huahua turn into Black Huahua when she comes back?"

The melon boys laughed.

Bai Guagua mingled in the crowd, glancing left and right, remembering everyone who smiled.

But he didn't forget that he was laughing too.

That's because his smile is not really a smile, but a need to penetrate into the enemy.

If he didn't smile, wouldn't he be caught out soon?

Therefore, he laughed because of work requirements, not because he was laughing at Sister Huahua and Liuliu.

Someone echoed: "Will that fat white pomegranate turn into a black pomegranate? Hahaha~~~"

A bright light flashed in Bai Guagua's eyes, and he remembered the Guawazi who was speaking, and he was bound to complain to Liuliu when he turned around.

…

On the way to town, even though Zhang Tan kept his speed, he quickly got rid of the three-wheeled vehicle behind him.

He estimated the distance, and after driving about halfway, he found a cool place to stop and waited for the three-wheeled vehicle behind him.

In the tricycle, when they just drove out of Baijia Village, Xiaobai and Liuliu were still very excited and looked around. The wind in the mountains blew their hair up and let the wind blow on their faces, which was very refreshing.

"Drive faster, drive faster -" Liuliu shouted, he was so high-spirited, this is probably the state of youth.

When Dudu, who was sitting in the cab, heard this, he subconsciously stepped on his right foot, touched the steering wheel with both hands, and the car flew out.

Of course, this is all her imagination.

Although she really stepped down with her right foot, she was sitting in the passenger seat and there was no accelerator there.

However, seeing Zhang Tan's car disappearing, Dunzi's mother did speed up a bit. After all, the road was much wider.

If there weren't several children in the car, Dunzi's mother would have driven so fast.

Despite this, she unknowingly increased the speed of the car.

Xiaobai and Liuliu, who were sitting in the back, were very excited at first. They sang loudly to the surrounding mountains, forests and fields...

It didn't take long for them to feel that the back bucket was a little bumpy. They didn't dare to stand. Instead, they quickly sat on the small bench and grabbed the railing of the back bucket with both hands.

But even so, the car was still bumping, and they were also bumped up, with their buttocks bouncing off the bench from time to time.

The two gradually stopped talking, both trying hard not to be knocked around by the car.

Moreover, the sun is getting hotter and hotter.

"Damn it, I'm such a spoiled duck, Xiaobai, I've suffered terribly." Liuliu began to complain.

Xiaobai mocked: "You were the one who clamored to sit down, and I didn't control your hands and feet."

Liuliu said loudly: "You didn't control my hands and feet, but you controlled my heart."

Xiaobai was stunned, and then told her to get out: "Crawl away - don't touch me!"

"Oh, let me help you."

Luliu grabbed Xiaobai's shoulders, jolting her just now and almost falling off the bench.

"Just hold it up, take it away quickly!"

Xiaobai's face was filled with disgust.

Liuliu retracted her claws and said unhappily: "Oh, I can't even touch the duck?"

Xiaobai secretly smiled and said: "If you call me husband, I will let you support me."

Liuliu immediately turned grim, "Xiaobai, if you don't mention this, we can still be good friends."

Xiaobai was confident: "Then I just want to mention it?"

Liliu said fiercely: "Then we can only be ordinary friends."

Xiaobai laughed loudly: "Nothing to do, nothing to do, as long as we are friends."

Liuliu was furious: "You don't cherish our friendship, you unscrupulous melon!"

Xiaobai retorted: "You eat a lot of melons, so you are the melon boy."

Liuliu fully activated the taunt function: "You have been stealing watermelons from Dunzi's house since you were a child, just like the little hedgehog today, you are Guawazi!"

Xiaobai defended: "I didn't steal, I was helping Dunzi pick watermelons and doing a good deed."

Liuliu laughed loudly: "6666 Duck Xiaobai!"

Xiaobai slapped her hand away from his shoulder: "Don't touch me, take it away!"

"I'm going to be next to you!"

"Don't mess with me!"

"It's so hot that I'm dying. It's you who told me to sit in the back and fight. I'm going to dry out in the sun."

"That's because you're too fat."

"You eat a lot and poop a lot, but what you eat doesn't count."

"You are last in the running class."

"My final exam score is better than yours, hahaha~"

"You knelt in front of me and called me master, and you forgot? Hahahaha~~"

"You are so dark, you are a little black boy."

…

The two quarreled with each other, gradually exposing each other's scars, and being burned by the sun, their anger became even more uncontrollable, and eventually turned into a quarrel, and then a fight.

Dunzi's mother didn't notice the two people fighting in the back room at first, but Dudu discovered it first.

"It's not good, it's not good, Xiaobai and Liuliu are fighting, Dunzi's mother, stop the car quickly!"

Dunzi's mother quickly stopped the car and got out of the car with Dudu. Sure enough, she saw Xiaobai and Liuliu lying in the bed of the car, pulling each other, neither of them convinced.

"Stop fighting, stop fighting! Let go!" Dudu shouted, using his hands and feet to climb into the truck bed.

Liuliu was overjoyed and said bewitchingly: "Dudu, you're a good duck! Press Xiao Heizi's hand quickly, I want to give her some color to show her how to bully me!"

Xiaobai also called Dudu: "Dudu, please pull Pang Liuliu's feet away! It's too heavy!"

"Why did you start fighting?"

Dunzi's mother didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so she also got in the car and separated the two of them with Dudu.

But the two of them were entangled and refused to let go.

Dunzi's mother said: "Let go, Xiaobai, Liuliu, I'll call one, two, three, can you let go together?"

Xiaobai said: "Dunzi mother, let me give you a face."

Liuliu didn't dare to show weakness: "Mother Dunzi, I will only give you this face in Baijiacun."

Dunzi's mother didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I really thank you. Come on, one, two, three! Let go."

Liuliu let go, and then...

"Ah - Xiao Heizi, you idiot - you don't have martial ethics!" Liuliu shouted.

Xiaobai actually took the opportunity to pinch her cheek.

"Fat Liuliu, you can only be so incompetent and furious! Hahahaha~~~"

Seeing Xiaobai's proud and arrogant look, Luoliu was so angry that he got up and wanted to die with Xiaobai.

But Dudu immediately hugged her from behind to prevent her from jumping over.

He was so angry that he tried his best to fight Xiaobai.

"I'll fight with you Guawazi - let me go, let me go, Dudu - my good friend! Let me go...forget it, I'll give you some face."

Liuliu found that she couldn't break away from Dudu's arms, so she could only give herself a step down.

However, she still didn't stop talking and continued to say cruel words to the proud Xiaobai.

Suddenly, her mood changed and she asked Dunzi's mother: "Is there any watermelon to eat? I'm dying of thirst."

Dunzi's mother and Dudu were both stunned. The turn was so fast that it almost hit their waists!