Dad Academy

"What is it? You mean thief."

Finally, Xiao Bai was invited to his home. The guy immediately asked impatiently, she used to take the initiative to flirt with Zhang Tan, but today she is so arrogant. Are all women so fickle?

Zhang Tan didn't argue with her. He took out a packaging box and said, "Look, it's for you."

When Xiaobai heard that he had received a gift, he was not happy at all. He smiled brightly and squealed like a goose. He opened the packaging box and took out a glass bottle.

Zhang Tan asked: "Do you like it? I gave it to you."

Xiaobai nodded repeatedly and played with it. He liked it very much, but he didn't want it. He endured the pain and gave it back to him.

"What's wrong? It's for you."

"Uncle, where do you want to live? I'm so fierce."

As expected, he was very wary. The last time he invited her to eat, he was the same way. He even revealed that he sometimes had a bad fart to scare him.

Zhang Tan explained: "I broke your glass bottle yesterday. I'll give you one as compensation. Keep it."

After hearing this, Xiaobai happily held the glass bottle in his arms again: "Thank you, you are a good person."

OK, another good guy card, the drawer is almost full.

Xiaobai's original glass bottle was just for canned apples. After eating the canned apples, the remaining glass bottle was far inferior to the one Zhang Tan bought. This is a fish maw bottle with a large mouth, buckles and handles, making it easy to carry. It was originally used to brew wine, such as green plum wine, wine, ginseng wine, etc. It is beautiful and practical.

Xiaobai, who couldn't put it down, wanted to express his feelings and asked Zhang Tan with concern if he had eaten Mangmang.

Zhang Tan said he had eaten it, and said worriedly: "Don't put earthworms in it, you know?"

To be honest, he was a little scared of that thing, but the child in front of him seemed to be the nemesis of earthworms. He could catch them without any fear at all.

"Do you still want to eat fish and put it on the stir-fried bird? Can Xiaobai prepare it for you tomorrow?" Xiaobai said enthusiastically. It seems that this is really her specialty. If she doesn't cook it for a day, her hands will itch.

"Thank you."

Don't open any pot and lift it.

"You must not put earthworms in the glass bottle. I had a nightmare last night."

"Where do you live?"

"Drill into me, I don't know what you want."

"Do you have it in your mouth?"

"have."

"What the hell?"

"……forget it. I'm done here."

"Goose goose~~~" Xiaobai smiled happily.

"Are you happy that I have nightmares? I advise you to be kind, little white boy shoes."

"I, I didn't laugh at you."

You smile so happily and you say you're not laughing at me, do you think I'm so easy to coax?

Perhaps knowing that his acting skills were not up to par, Xiaobai said, "Uncle, actually, I have nightmares too."

"real or fake?"

"it is true."

"Then what did you dream about? Was it also an earthworm?"

In order to cooperate with her acting, Zhang Tan suppressed the nausea in his heart.

Xiaobai nodded and said that there was also a bird on the bird.

Zhang Tan was attacked by earthworms in his dream. As the enemy of earthworms, Xiaobai didn't know what he was dreaming about.

“What did you dream about earthworms doing?”

"Fishing swing."

Sure enough, in the dream she was also attacking earthworms everywhere. The earthworms were really unlucky.

"Did you catch it?"

"Fishing is my strong point." He looked very unhappy with Zhang Tan's skeptical attitude.

"Awesome, how many fish did you catch?"

"Malanhua."

"What?"

How many times do you say your aunt's name?

"Twenty-one Malan flowers bloom, and twenty-one fish bloom."

This is too perfunctory, Zhang Tan couldn't help but think to himself, you always use your aunt's name to make excuses, aren't you afraid of getting beaten?

"What kind of fish did you catch?" Zhang Tan continued to ask.

He may have asked too many questions, which made Xiaobai a little unhappy. The child pondered for a moment and couldn't say anything. He didn't know whether he didn't dream about this part, wasn't so detailed, or couldn't make it up on the spot.

"Uncle, tell me about it, you are here too."

"Ah?" Zhang Tan's mind was filled with questions.

Xiaobai stretched out his little finger, poked his belly with a smile, and said, "You were there when Xiaobai was fishing for Baobao. You were the one pretending to fish Baobao. What kind of fish did you say you caught Baobao."

"..." Zhang sighed.

"Uncle, please tell me."

Zhang Tan said that he did not know and did not admit that he was present at the time. You decide your dreams, and I don’t even know if you’re there.

"Hanhan'er~" Xiaobai muttered in a low voice.

Zhang Tan was furious, and there was such a reason! If you can’t tell your own dreams, let others tell them! If you can't explain it, just call them stupid.

He reminded Xiaobai that it was time to go back. The children were waiting in line to tell her stories. What he meant was, you should leave quickly.

However, when she came here, she said she just wanted to sit for a while, but now she didn’t want to leave because she discovered the comics on the sofa!

"What is this?" Xiaobai asked Zhang Tan curiously, holding the comic, his eyes shining.

This is the comic "Lampburner", a signed collector's edition given to him by the original author.

"There's no words on it? It's a cartoon."

"Comics? What are comics?"

"It's a picture book."

"Windmill Che Afo?"

"That's pretty much it."

Xiaobai didn't leave. He read the comic "Lampburner" with gusto and kept asking him what he was talking about and what he was talking about.

Zhang Tan asked her: "Why don't you go to kindergarten?"

"What?" Xiaobai raised his head in confusion.

"I mean, you can go to kindergarten when you are 4 and a half years old. Why don't you go?"

"Don't worry, my aunt is very stingy."

As he talked, he sang again: "Malanhua, Malanhua, not afraid of wind or rain..."

Zhang Tan guessed that Xiaobai must have been beaten frequently, and this song was a song that deserved a beating.

"Then what do you do during the day?" Zhang Tan asked, since you don't have classes, what do you do during the day? Should she go to work with her uncle and aunt?

"Suijue, uncle, what is this talking about?"

My little finger pointed at a picture in the comic, but it was useless to look at the picture and talk. This was not a picture book for children, but a comic. It was very difficult to read without knowing the characters.

Ding dong~

Someone knocked on the door. Zhang Tan opened the door and found that it was Xiaomi.

"me……"

Seeing Zhang Tan, Xiaomi was so nervous that she couldn't speak and her face turned red.

Zhang Tan showed his eight teeth to make himself smile more kindly and increase his affinity.

"I guess you're looking for Xiaobai, right?" Zhang Tan said.

Xiaomi nodded repeatedly.

Zhang Tan turned around and shouted: "Xiaobai, Xiaomi is looking for you."

Xiaobai didn't move at all, sitting on the sofa and said: "Let her come in."

"Xiaomi, Xiaobai asked you to come in."

After Zhang Tan finished speaking, he felt something was wrong. Why did he seem to be Xiaobai's servant?

Xiaomi did not come in, but stood at the door and loudly said that Cheng Cheng was crying.

Xiaobai immediately jumped off the sofa and hurried out of the door to coax Meng Chengcheng.

Zhang Tan didn't know why Meng Chengcheng was crying. He was worried that there wouldn't be another fight, so he followed him. Fortunately, it wasn't a quarrel or a fight. Meng Chengcheng just missed his father. Teacher Xiaoliu couldn't coax him, so only Xiaobai came.

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