Dad Academy

Zhang Tan took the fish maw glass bottle from Xiaobai and put it on the coffee table: "Come, sit down in the dining room, we are going to have dinner."

"Ho ho ho~~" Xiaobai stood there and giggled, "Isn't this bad?"

Seeing her acting like a little daughter-in-law, Zhang Tan wanted to laugh and pushed his little body to the restaurant: "What's wrong? We have done so much together and I can't finish it by myself, so you can help me. "

Xiaobai, who was pushed to the table, saw a large bowl of cold noodles in front of him. Three fried red prawns, a few slices of beef, etc. were neatly placed on the cold noodles.

When the delicious food hit her eyes, Xiaobai couldn't help but swallow her saliva. The true feelings from her heart made her blurt out: "Fairy Banban ~ Fragrant!"

Zhang Tan: (￣ェ￣;)

"Quick, sit down and eat whatever you want."

Under Zhang Tan's warm reception, Xiaobai half-pushed to the table. Looking at the cold face in front of her, she showed a happy expression. Seeing Zhang Tan looking at her, she felt a little embarrassed and shy.

Zhang Tan was shocked, what happened? Is this the same Xiaobai who chased after him and yelled that he was black, and fought fiercely with Luo Zikang? So shy!

"Xiao Bai, sit here."

"Don't be so polite."

Emmmm~~~I’m not being polite to you!

Zhang Tan looked at the small bowl in front of him, and then at Xiao Bai's big bowl. Do you want to remind Xiao Bai? This small bowl was prepared for her. Children couldn't use such a big bowl, but thinking that she was a young guest, he silently brought a larger bowl over to replace his own small bowl.

Zhang Tan gave Xiao Bai half a bowl, including shrimp, beef, cuttlefish, etc., and asked, "Do you like chili?"

"What? Eat a little."

"Then I'll give you some spicy cabbage. Try it. It's quite spicy."

He tasted the cold noodles first. Well, the taste was very good. Although it was not as good as the ones from Lao Li's, it was about seven or eight points better.

"You eat." He saw Xiao Baiguang looking at him, but he didn't move his chopsticks.

Xiaobai grinned: "Thank you, uncle, I want to eat it."

"Eat."

Seeing Xiaobai skillfully using chopsticks, he picked up a prawn and took a bite.

"Is it delicious?" Zhang Tan asked.

Xiaobai nodded without hesitation: "An Yi."

"Huh? What does this mean?"

"It's delicious."

"As long as you like to eat."

Zhang Tan saw that she liked prawns very much, so he gave her two from his bowl. When he looked up, Xiaobai looked at him without moving his chopsticks.

"What's wrong? Why don't you eat?" Zhang Tan asked.

Xiaobai silently picked up a prawn and put it back in his bowl.

"Here's something to eat for you." Zhang Tan said.

Xiaobai remained silent, picked up another one, and gave it back to him.

"Uncle, eat it yourself. You haven't eaten yet."

"Don't you like eating?"

"I ate Mangmang and I'm not hungry anymore."

You just ate some peanuts, so that's not dinner.

Zhang Tan told Xiaobai that he didn't like eating prawns. Originally, I wanted to persuade Xiaobai to eat more, but he didn't expect the child to teach him a serious lesson, to the effect that if he doesn't like eating, why should he buy it? What a waste, this is so expensive.

Oops, Xiaobai actually knew that prawns were very expensive. When Zhang Tan asked, she found out that Xiaobai had heard from her aunt, because the family bought prawns for her uncle's birthday a while ago, and that was the first time she ate them. You can only eat it for your uncle's birthday, so it must be very expensive.

Zhang Tan accepted the education humbly: "I will pay attention to it in the future, but Xiaobai, I have already bought it now, you just eat it."

Xiaobai nodded reservedly and said that she would help.

At the end, she warned with uneasiness: "Don't do this again in the future."

"Okay, I remember."

Such Xiao Bai is really interesting. After she ate the prawns happily, Zhang Tan put two more large beef slices into her bowl. Sure enough, Xiao Bai stopped his chopsticks again and looked at him: "Where do you live? Uncle, you don’t want to eat either?”

Zhang Tan: "I've already eaten three pieces. If I eat more, I'll gain weight. I'm a little worried. You can help me eat."

Xiao Bai looked at Zhang Tan seriously, then looked down at himself, his little arms and legs, and his swollen belly: "Do you want Xiao Bai to become that melon kid Luo Zikang?"

Zhang Tan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It doesn't mean that."

"Then what do you mean?"

"You are a little thin, you need to eat more meat."

"I'm not thin, I'm pretty~~~"

"...emmmm~"

"What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. You are really good. I don't eat because I am worried that I will gain weight. I should eat more."

"Uncle, you are a little fat."

"..."

It was very difficult to persuade Xiaobai to eat vegetables. He had to find various excuses and might even hurt himself. Zhang Tan did not dare to persuade him anymore and ate his own food. Xiaobai ate two prawns first and then the beef. , and then drank the spicy cabbage in one bite.

"Uncle, would you like some more cabbage leaves?"

"Excuse me, what is Caiyeye?"

Xiaobai pointed to the spicy cabbage on the table, referring to this.

Zhang Tan gave her some more spicy cabbage and tasted some for himself. It was so spicy.

After a while, Xiaobai said again: "Uncle, would you like some more Caiyeye?"

"Isn't it spicy for you?" Zhang Tan asked worriedly. He didn't dare to eat more.

"comfortable."

What's the meaning?

Xiaobai was used to his naive look, so he took the initiative to explain: "It's delicious."

"Then I'll give you some more."

Zhang Tan put the spicy cabbage closer to her and poured her a glass of ice-cold pear juice to relieve the spiciness.

After a while, Xiaobai finished eating the spicy cabbage again and took a handful of it with his chopsticks.

Zhang Tan asked worriedly: "Are you really not spicy? If you eat too much, you will get a stomachache."

Xiaobai smiled awkwardly: "Ho ho ho, I won't eat it then."

Zhang Tan: "It's not that I won't let you eat it, I'm just worried that you'll get a stomachache from the spicy food."

"It's not spicy."

"More."

"More."

"Hoho~"

…

"Ah~~~"

"What's wrong?"

"I bit my lip."

"Let me see."

Xiaobai ate too fast and bit his lip, which oozed blood.

"Uh-huh, I'm getting ashes from the rice cooker."

"Don't worry too much, it's just a little bit of skin breakage, but you can't eat spicy food."

When Xiaobai heard that he couldn't eat spicy food anymore, he said even more firmly: "I'll just say that I'm a bad guy."

"Here, drink some ice pear juice."

Biting his lip was a turning point. After that, Xiaobai ate cautiously and his combat effectiveness was reduced by 20%.

The two of them worked together to finish all the cold noodles, leaving nothing left. Zhang Tan looked at Xiao Bai, who was lying on the floor with his bulging belly, and then looked at an empty plate on the coffee table, which was filled with spicy cabbage. They were all blown away by the kid in front of me who said he only wanted to eat a little spicy food.

Children from Sichuan, even if they are only 4 and a half years old, seem to be born to eat spicy food, surpassing Zhang Tan by dozens of streets.

Zhang Tan saw Xiaobai lying motionless on the floor and asked worriedly: "Xiaobai, are you okay? Does your stomach hurt a little?"

Xiaobai's stomach doesn't hurt, she just wants to poop.

Zhang Tan: "..."

He took Xiaobai to the bathroom. After a while, singing came out of the room. The little guy was actually singing inside. At first he sang his famous old song, "Ma Lanhua", and then he sang a new song, which was similar to "Ma Lanhua". The only thing they have in common is that they all deserve a beating.

"My family lives in Loess Gaopo. My father is my mother's cousin. They were sneaking around before they were together. They accidentally got me, and they got me~~~~"

It was a pleasure to eat and have sex, and I don’t know where she learned it.

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