Dad Academy

"You don't sleep late at night?" Zhang Tan asked.

Xiaobai: "Set up the Dragon Gate Formation."

Zhang Tan didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

Xiaobai said it another way: "Blow it down."

Zhang Tan didn't understand even more. He had heard of the Dragon Gate Formation several times, but he just didn't know what it meant. He didn't understand this one at all.

Xiaobai sighed, the kind of person who hates iron for not being able to become steel. She has such a violent temper. Instantly, her irritable little voice sounded: "Hey, we're just chatting!"

Then muttered Habo.

"..." Zhang Tan said aggrievedly, "You were so loud when you were chatting with me, and you yelled at me."

When Xiaobai heard this, he thought about his lack of patience with people who are not smart, so he laughed dryly: "Uncle, you have to study hard."

Such a grown-up person still doesn't study hard. He can't even understand what the children say, even that little melon Cheng Cheng can understand.

Of course, Xiaobai can only pick up good comparisons, and her Trump can only be understood by the dull Meng Chengcheng, but the mischievous Shen Liuliu is confused about all the questions and needs a translator.

Zhang Tan didn't expect that after he was so impressive in the company, he would be yelled at by a 4-and-a-half-year-old kid when he returned to the academy and asked to study harder. Is this questioning his learning ability?

"It's already so late. Why are you still setting up a dragon gate formation? Go upstairs and sleep."

With that said, he caught Xiaobai and took her away.

Xiaobai quickly opened the classroom door and refused to leave, shouting: "Where do you live? Where do you live? Uncle, do you want to come?"

Zhang Tan was speechless and asked her to go to bed, which was like driving a pig into a pig pen.

Thinking that this child often stayed up at night and wandered around, Zhang Tan no longer forced himself.

"Since you don't want to go to bed, then I'm leaving. It's too late, and I won't fight with you anymore."

Xiaobai followed him step by step.

"Uncle, what did you do today?"

"Today I had a fight with that melon Luo Zikang, and I won, goose goose goose."

"Why is Luo Zikang always so messy?"

"Uncle, have you eaten Mangmang?"

…

When talking about eating, Xiaobai thought of something and ran away in a hurry. When Zhang Tan opened the door, the dashing Xiaobai happened to rush over with the fish maw glass bottle in his arms.

"Uncle, look at my strengths."

He handed the fish maw glass bottle to Zhang Tan as if he were offering a treasure.

"Have you finished your preserves? What's in there?"

Zhang Tan looked carefully and saw that it was a cicada.

"Goose goose~ha~~" Xiaobai laughed like a goose again.

"A slut was caught by Xiaobai. Ha, this is my strong point."

Lazy people know it.

Zhang Tan and Xiaobai entered the house, closed the door, and turned on the air conditioner.

"Did you catch it? Did you climb a tree again?"

Xiaobai quickly shook her head. She was strictly prohibited from climbing trees. This order was not given by Zhang Tan. Zhang Tan’s climbing was the same as not climbing. It had no deterrent effect. It was given by Aunt Huang herself. Only Aunt Huang could deter her. Xiaoliu The teachers are far behind.

"The lazy boy fell to the ground and I caught it. Am I awesome?" Xiaobai said proudly.

Zhang Tan complimented a few words casually, but what he was thinking about was that the glass bottle had just been filled with candied fruits, and then cicadas. In the past, it had also been filled with dragonflies, earthworms, scarabs, mosquitoes... Why do you like catching small insects so much?

Zhang Tan turned on the TV for Xiaobai and asked her to sit on the sofa and watch it. He went to take a shower, and his body was sweaty, sticky and uncomfortable.

Xiaobai sat upright, holding the fish maw glass bottle in both hands, and swore: "Uncle, go take a bath, Xiaobai will not steal your things!"

Zhang Tan was speechless, opened the refrigerator, opened a bottle of Little Bear drink for Xiaobai, put a straw in it, handed it to her, and said, "Of course I know you won't steal it, you are a good boy, drink it, I'm going to take a shower." "

Although his eyes were glued to the bear drink bottle, Xiaobai said politely: "This is not good~~~~"

Zhang Tan stuffed his arms into her arms, and in order to dispel her worries, he said, "I made money today, please."

Xiaobai caught it smoothly, his eyes were full of joy, and he immediately said with envy: "Uncle, you are making money again. Making money is your strong point."

"So-so, I'm just better."

"Wow~~~"

Zhang Tan entered the bathroom, Xiaobai looked left and right, and looked under the sofa. He didn't see anyone else. He immediately nestled on the sofa happily, holding a bear drink and staring at the animation on TV. I was in such a good mood, my little feet couldn't help but tremble and tremble, and while taking small sips of the drink, I hummed and sang:

"Tang Monk is riding a horse, dong that dong, followed by Sun Wukong..."

When Zhang Tan came out of the bathroom, Xiao Bai had already sang: "Old witch, really bad, deceived Monk Tang and the eight monsters..."

She didn't notice that Zhang Tan had come out. He was singing enthusiastically, completely immersed in the story he was singing.

"What are you singing?" Zhang Tan asked.

The sudden sound made Xiao Bai tremble.

"Scoop! You scared me."

"sorry Sorry."

"I forgive you. Little Bear is so delicious and delicious. My grandma taught me this. Do you want to learn? Xiaobai can teach you."

Zhang Tan said with interest: "Sing it for me."

Xiaobai took a deep sip, downed a belly of Little Bear drink, stood up from the sofa, straightened his back, and rapped in a serious tone: "Tang Monk rides a horse, dong that dong, followed by Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong, run fast, followed by a pig Eight monsters..."

After singing, Xiaobai asked unceremoniously: "What the hell? Do you believe that singing is my strong point?"

"It's amazing, it's really your strong point." Zhang Tan praised.

The singing is really good, the rhythm is very good, and it is very interesting to listen to.

When he praised him, Xiaobai laughed again.

Zhang Tan asked her to sing two more songs. She chose the songs herself. What were they? One was "Jumping in the Mud Puddle" and the other was "I Love Jumping".

The song selection wasn't great, but the singing was really good. Zhang Tan felt that this might really be Xiaobai's strength.

"Uncle, you praise me. After you praise me, I'll leave."

Zhang Tan praised her, and after Xiaobai had laughed enough, he immediately stood up and waved goodbye: "Bye~~~~"

Just leave without stopping.

"Won't you sit down for a while?"

"Uncle, please go to bed and say goodbye. See you next year."

"See you tomorrow."

"You have to have it."

"You forgot your glass bottle."

"The lazy boy gave it to you. Thank you for the little bear. I don't have the money to give you my beloved lazy boy."

Xiaobai waved his little hand and left without any hesitation.

Zhang Tan held the fish maw glass bottle and looked at the cicadas inside. Why do I want this? Do you want to let it go? If you let go, will Xiaobai cry? ?

Xiaobai didn't cry. At 11 o'clock in the evening, Meng Chengcheng lay on the small bed and started crying.

She wakes up on time at this point every night because it is the time when her father comes to pick her up. Over time, she has developed a biological clock and wakes up at the right time without the teacher's reminder.

However, when she woke up today, she didn't see her father. After waiting for a while, she still didn't see anyone, so she couldn't help but cry.

Xiaobai wandered from the first floor to the second floor and found Meng Chengcheng crying, so he stayed to comfort her, like a big sister.

At 11:30, Meng Chengcheng's father still hadn't arrived, but Xiaobai's aunt arrived to take her home.

Xiaobai was worried about Cheng Cheng and asked her aunt to wait until Cheng Cheng's father arrived before they went home.

Malanhua had been busy for a day and was already very tired. She just wanted to go home early and go to bed, so she took her with her.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute for Cheng Cheng's father."

Xiaobai begged loudly and nailed his feet to the ground, trying not to leave, but he was weak and was dragged away, stumbling on his feet.

"Go home early, how tired you are."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Cheng Cheng's father, he's coming soon."

"Wait for the hammer! You melon kid is worrying all day long."

"Why have I become a melon?"

"If you're not Gua Wazi, who is Gua Wazi?"

"Luo Zikang is Gua Wazi."

"You too! The ghostly sun-eyed treasure!"

"Where am I so angry? I'm so angry that I'm going to have a will-o'-the-wisp~~"

"How dare you talk back when your butt is itchy? Believe it or not, I want your butt to bloom!"

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…

Meng Chengcheng cried louder.

Xiaobai was pulled to the door of the dormitory. Seeing Cheng Cheng looking at her, crying so sadly, she quickly waved and said, "Bye Cheng Cheng, see you next year. Can you be a little eagle again? Don't cry. Your father is here, I have seen him..."

"Xiaobai, please go home, I will take care of Cheng Cheng."

The speaker was the oldest boy in the academy, 8-year-old Jiang Bin.

Xiaobai had already walked far away, and his voice floated over from far away: "...I want it, I want it, thank you~~"

Thank you to Mr. Gong Suan and King 2016 for the 1,000-coin reward, thank you to Koh Samui Feng for the 500-coin reward, and thank you to Bookworms, A-Yuan Series, and Brother Junyi for the 100-coin reward.

The recommendation effect this week is too poor. There will be no recommendations next week. I have a feeling that I will pounce on it.