Dad Academy

The sun was still hanging above the head, and the idlers in Little Red Horse Academy were still chirping happily. Zhang Tan came back at this time and happened to see Liuliu and Dudu wandering in the woods. The sun was still a little bit bright, so they could only Hide here.

"What are you doing? Aren't you painting?" Zhang Tan asked, thinking that they had sneaked out to play, and told them to go back quickly and be serious.

Instead, Liuliu caught up with him and shouted: "Help duck~~~~Boss Zhang, help duck~~~Save my life duck——"

She opened her little hand and blocked Zhang Tan's path.

"What's wrong? Who wants your life? Why are you screaming so miserably?" Zhang Tan asked.

Liuliuzhu stood in front of him with a small face raised, and the general idea was that Xiaobai, Xiaomi, Chengcheng and Xi'er would not let her go back to the classroom and kicked her out. She refused to accept it, and Xiaobai, that fart, bullied her and pulled her pigtails.

As she said that, she pointed out her pigtails to Zhang Tan. Indeed, two pigtails came apart.

Zhang Tan smiled and said, "No, why are Xiaobai and the others bullying you?"

Liuliu's little eyes rolled around, and she said seriously that it was because Xiaobai had a black ass.

"Xiao Bai is not a black person. Xiao Bai is a good child. You must have misunderstood her."

"Really, Xiaobai is really a bad guy. She takes the lead in bullying others. Oh, boss Zhang, please save my life."

Liuliu acted shamelessly, hugging Zhang Tan's thigh and refusing to let go. At the same time, he turned around and said to Little Taitail: "Guawazi, please quickly ask Boss Zhang to save our lives~~~ Tell me!"

Zhang Tan was about to say that Dudu couldn't speak, and he couldn't understand Dudu's baby talk. Suddenly, Dudu raised his head and chest, and said proudly: "Save our lives duck~~Help duck——"

Zhang Tan: "..."

"Can you speak??" Zhang Tan said in surprise. He squatted down, put Dudu aside, and pulled Dudu in front of him. He looked left and right. He couldn't help but squeezed the baby fat. It felt so good, " Dudu, were you talking just now?"

Dudu nodded with a smile and hummed heavily.

"Is it true? If you really tell me, I'll listen." Zhang Tan said.

Dudu was about to say something, but Liuliu stepped in and took the opportunity to ask for a price, saying that he would give candy.

Dudu responded a little too slowly, then nodded.

Zhang Tan looked at this and that, and finally understood why the two of them were kicked out. All the kittens had the bad habit of eating small dried fish.

"Of course you can give me sweets, but dudu is not the only one who wants to eat it. Does Dudu want to eat it?" Zhang Tan asked.

"I want to eat~" Dudu finally spoke.

"Eh? That's awesome, Dudu, you really know how to talk!"

Luoliu reacted and quickly covered Dudu's little mouth. Dudu's eyes rolled around, very innocent. She was no match for Boss Zhang and was easily bluffed out of her words.

Zhang Tan smiled and took off their little hands and said, "Don't worry, don't you just want to eat sweets? No problem, I will come back to the house with you later, and you can have as much as you want."

The two children's eyes were bright and they wanted to jump up and down. Zhang Tan said again: "But! You are still young and you are still in the process of teething. You can't eat too much, otherwise there will be tooth decay and small bugs in your mouth. Everyone eats Just two."

"Take three, Boss Zhang." Liuliu bargained.

Dudu echoed: "Take three, Boss Zhang."

"Okay, just three. When did Dudu learn to speak?"

"I'm amazing." Dudu was extremely proud.

"I remember you couldn't speak last night?"

"I'm amazing." Dudu said again.

"Don't you know what else to say?"

"Fat Liuli~" Dudu immediately said something else.

Liuliu was not happy, "You are chubby."

"Xiaobai is Guawazi."

Dudu started to show off his skills, taking turns to play "Xi'er Silly", "Cheng Cheng's Fart Black", "Puliu Fat Puli", "Xiaomi Mickey Mouse" and "Xiaoguang Bang Bang Bang".

Liliu became even more unhappy and told Dudu seriously: "You told me twice."

Dudu: "Am I proud?"

Luoliu said angrily: "You have to say you're sorry."

Dudu: "Am I proud?"

Liuliu said to Zhang Tan: "Dudu is so stupid."

Zhang Tan: "You taught Dudu how to talk, right? Liuliu."

Liuliu nodded. This credit must be hers. She did nothing else for most of the day but taught Dudu how to talk.

"I'm so awesome, am I proud? Hahahahaha~66666~~"

Dudu followed suit, jumping around and praising himself loudly: "I'm so awesome, am I proud? Hahahahaha~66666~~"

Zhang Tan stood up and said, "I finally know why you two were kicked out. You are such an idiot, Luliu. You led Dudu astray as soon as he learned how to speak."

Liuliu said loudly: "I didn't! I'm a good baby."

Zhang Tan returned home and asked them to follow him: "Children who don't have a home, please come quickly. It's okay to wander outside."

Liuliu and Dudu followed him home and said they wanted to drink water.

Gulu gulu~~~~

The two of them drank a large glass of water while holding the baby cup, and burped. They were really thirsty.

"I now believe that you are really miserable and thirsty like this."

It was really miserable for them today, because Dudu learned all the choreographer's words, so she and Liuliu were chased by Xiaobai and his friends, and they fled in panic into the yard.

I wandered around the yard all afternoon, caught bugs, and wanted to climb a tree to catch lazy people, but I didn't climb up. I drank tea with Li Baobao, helped Li Baobao move, listened to Li Baobao's radio, and forced Li Baobao to tell stories. , forced Li Baibai to go to Liangshan and seek refuge with the noobs.

If Boss Zhang hadn't come, they would still be wandering outside.

Liuliu was planning to take Dudu to escape outside the little red horse, but because both of them were stupid, they hadn't thought of a way yet.

Luoliu wiped her mouth and felt comfortable. With her bulging belly, she climbed onto the sofa, lay down, and rested.

When Dudu saw this, he said, "Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh".

"What are you doing?" Luoliu was impatient.

"Dudu lie down."

Luliu made some room and Dudu climbed onto the sofa and lay next to her.

Zhang Tan said: "I also want to give you a bear drink, but it seems that you can't drink it."

Dudu immediately got up and looked at Zhang Tan expectantly.

Liuliu stood up for a moment, but failed and fell down again. Dudu helped the little palace lady of the Tang Dynasty up with two hands.

"Don't drink it yet. Eat some fruit to replenish your fluids." Zhang Tan cut a cantaloupe for the two young palace ladies and put it on the coffee table. The two of them got up from the sofa and gathered around to eat.

"Thank you, Boss Zhang." Liuliu said.

"Thank you, Boss Zhang." Dudu also said, feeling that she was now Luoliu's follower.

Zhang Tan asked her: "Dudu, do your parents know that you can talk?"

Dudu shook his head and immediately became excited.

Liuliu immediately gave her advice and asked her parents to give her candy, otherwise they would stop talking.

Zhang Tan saw that Dudu was a little interested and said quickly: "Don't listen to Liliu. Life can't just be about eating sweets. There are many meaningful things to do."

Liuliu interjected: "And eat watermelon."

Zhang Tan: "..."

Liuliu added: "And drink bear drinks."

Zhang Tan gave her a thumbs up: "You are awesome."

Liuliu is proud: "Hahaha 66666. Am I proud of how awesome I am??"

Ding dong~~~

There was a knock on the door.

Luliu was agitated, looked at the door nervously, and then looked up at Boss Zhang.

"Little, little little little little little white is here~~~~~"

Zhang Tan almost died laughing, why was Fat Liliu so frightened that he stuttered like a repeater cassette.