Dad Academy
Chapter 9 It must be funny
PS: Brother Xiaobai asks for recommendation votes
Seeing Scar's cute disciple Xiaobai, he transformed into a little rabbit and slipped away quickly. Zhang Tan didn't understand what was going on, as if he was afraid of him. Wasn't it a relaxing conversation just now? Oh, it was not easy for Xiaomi. The whole process was scary.
Xiaobai's machine-gun-like words just now made Zhang Tan a little confused. He replayed it three times in his mind before he finally understood that he was actually standing up for Xiaomi, and she was quite a bit like a young lady.
Zhang Tan chose a movie at home and watched it on the sofa. Last time I picked a movie with high ratings. This time I picked a movie with high box office. The ratings are relatively high and the box office is really high.
After reading it, it was already very late. Zhang Tan went downstairs and came to the activity area on the first floor. Some children had already gone back to their dormitories to sleep, while others were watching TV, sitting on their own small chairs, holding their little heads high. It's all black and white.
Xiaobai sat among the children, his big eyes glued to the TV, with nothing else in his eyes.
Zhang Tan couldn't help but look at her a few more times because she was so "domineering".
I saw Xiaobai's left hand holding Xiaomi, and his right hand resting on Meng Chengcheng's shoulder. He had a band-aid on his face. He was wearing Chinese clothes and looked like he was the big brother, which made people look at him.
Teacher Xiaoliu reminded her several times, but to no avail. She also saw that she only looked like a big brother and was not really a big brother, so she pretended not to see him.
Zhang Tan chatted with the staff for a while and told them not to let the children watch TV for too long. As a result, the staff turned around and turned off the TV, and drove the children to bed like ducks. For a while, there were voices and protests. And a large part of them looked at him who was innocent.
Zhang Tan: →_→
What do you mean? I didn't even have time to leave! Doesn’t this make all the children hate me? ?
Xiaobai stared at the turned-off TV for several seconds, then ran to the staff and asked if she could watch it for another 5 minutes, or 2 minutes. She must know whether the little donkey would die, otherwise she would not watch it tonight. I can't sleep, my dreams are full of donkeys.
The staff member looked at Zhang Tan questioningly.
Zhang Tan: *\u0026%¥#@
It's not enough for you to push me into a pit of fire. You have to use a loudspeaker to identify me! What will Xiaobai think of me? We just reconciled!
Sure enough, Xiaobai stared at him, grinded his baby teeth, pulled the staff to him, and asked: "Uncle, what is this?"
He stretched out two fingers and waved them in front of his eyes.
What does this mean?
Zhang Tan said: "2."
Say I'm a 2? ? Pierhei has just been cancelled, and now it has a new nickname?
After confirming that Zhang Tan was not drunk, Xiaobai felt relieved and asked to watch TV again to see the little donkey alive, otherwise she would not live well tonight.
Zhang Tan said: "Then watch for 5 minutes. Start counting now."
He then said to the staff: "You can take the other children to the dormitory, and I will take care of them here."
10 minutes later……
Zhang Tan: "The five minutes have already arrived, and now it's already two five minutes."
Xiaobai stared at the TV and said without looking back: "But the little donkey hasn't been rescued yet."
Zhang Tan is also watching cartoons. He is a screenwriter. If he were to write it, it would take at least two episodes for the little donkey to be rescued. He would have to whet the appetite of the children before he can be rescued. How can it be so fast? Only by suppressing it first and then promoting it can it attract people. An innocent kid like Xiaobai.
"Go to bed, go to bed. I'll turn off the TV. You can continue watching tomorrow. Let me tell you, I've seen it. The little donkey is not dead. He will definitely be rescued."
After finally driving Xiao Bai to the dormitory, Zhang Tan also returned to the room, sat back at the desk, turned on the computer, saw the boiled peanuts in the bowl, pinched one, peeled off the shell, and revealed two plump cooked peanuts. The aroma of peanuts wafts to the tip of the nose, making people want to put it in their mouths.
He moved the mouse and opened a real estate agency to check the house prices on West Chang'an Street. Indeed, as the private kitchen owner said today, the house prices in this area are ridiculously high and the rents are prohibitive.
Zhang Tan browsed for a while, but didn't see many houses for sale on West Chang'an Street. Most of them were for rent but not for sale, and were priced but not available.
Zhang Tan estimated that if he sold the land at Little Red Horse Academy, he would immediately be worth hundreds of millions. He would no longer have to worry about the funds for the academy or work, and could choose to live the life he wanted.
If he is passionate, he can write a script by himself, organize a crew by himself, be the director, start it, chase his dream, completely skip the starting and accumulation stages, and get it done in one step. Of course, I don’t know whether it will be successful or not.
Zhang Tan was very moved. His only concern was that Little Red Horse Academy was left to him by his grandparents. Moreover, although he did not know much about it, he could guess that the two old people cherished it very much when they were still here.
Little Red Horse Late Night Academy is the result of the hard work of the two elders.
Zhang Tan hesitated, didn't think about it, closed the web page, and went to sleep!
When I came to the company early the next morning, a staff member brought me a new script.
Zhang Tan opened it and saw that the script was called "Under Tianyu Mountain".
Zhang Tan's work flow these days is usually to read scripts in the morning and hold meetings to discuss them in the afternoon.
Others also received it. Jiang Rong, who was sitting opposite Zhang Tan, turned her head in front of the computer and asked, "Zhang Tan, what is the name of the script you received?"
Everyone does not necessarily read the same script. Sometimes everyone has a different script, sometimes it is the same script, sometimes it is the same for several people, and different for others, so Jiang Rong asked this question.
""Under Tianyu Mountain"." Zhang Tan said, "Where's yours?"
Jiang Rong showed him the script in her hand and said with a smile: "What a strange script. This is the first time I have seen such a long name."
Zhang Tan suddenly saw: "This brave man is obviously very strong but is too cautious"!
Isn't this the script that came with his resume? ? ! !
He thought the studio had forgotten about the script, and it seemed that he planned to evaluate it today.
"I think this name has a lot of personality and is instantly memorable. Moreover, it's very on-topic, very strong, and overly cautious. I think it's very interesting." Zhang Tan boasted silently.
Hearing this, Jiang Rong thought for a while, nodded and said that was true.
The scripts they evaluate all have no author's name and are anonymous, so that everyone can speak openly without any worries.
The script in Zhang Tan's hand also had no name, but after reading it, he felt that it was definitely written by an experienced hand. The plot was rigorous, logical, and very attractive.
"Hahaha~~"
Jiang Rong, who was sitting opposite, suddenly burst out laughing. She turned her head and said to Zhang Tan: "Zhang Tan, this script is very interesting and very funny. Do you want to read it? This brave man is so funny. He is a serious kind of funny. You know How did he beat a slime at the bottom of the biological chain?"
Zhang Tan was very supportive.
"How?"
If you want to be admired, just work hard to the end. Zhang Tan pretended to think about it and then asked: "Use the ultimate move?"
Jiang Rong smiled and said: "I guessed a little, but it's not accurate yet. Keep working hard."
Zhang Tan made two mistakes. Jiang Rong couldn't help it anymore and laughed loudly: "He actually tried his best. Did you know that he tried his best? He is a brave man who was called to save the world, a peerless genius in the world of gods. You have to use all your strength to kill a slime, haha."
Zhang Tan laughed twice, and Jiang Rong said again: "Did you know? When he fights with others, he needs to prepare three pairs of armors, one to wear, one to spare, and one to spare, hahaha. Who is this? Whoever wrote it must be a joke."
Zhang Tan: ( ̄ェ ̄;)
Allow you to reorganize the language!
Zhang Tan didn't reply to her, and others interrupted.
"Yes, yes, I am also reading this script. This brave man is going to make me laugh to death. I have never seen such a coward."
Another person said: "I don't call him a coward, but he is overly cautious. Who is he? What has he been through?"
Someone else answered: "He is just a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death."
"I don't think he is cautious, but he is definitely not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death."
"Isn't this called greed for life and fear of death?"
…
Jiang Rong also joined their discussion: "He is a funny guy."
"Which script are you talking about?" Someone else joined in.
Because he has his own script, Zhang Tan is looking forward to the evaluation meeting in the afternoon.
In the afternoon, after lunch and a nap, at two o'clock, the deputy team leader informed everyone to go to the conference room for a meeting.
Zhang Tan brought his laptop and sat down at his old seat. Jiang Rong sat on his right side and excitedly lowered her voice and said to him: "Finally, I want to know who wrote this brave book."
Zhang Tan stared at her and thought, are you sure you want to keep calling this author funny?
Team leader Liu arrived last. He sat down and said, "Come on, let's talk about the script you have. Zhang Tan will go first."
He always clicks on Zhang Tan first.
Zhang Tan was already used to it. Hearing this, he said: "My script is called "Under Tianyu Mountain", and it is about... many advantages..."
After talking about a lot of advantages, let’s start talking about disadvantages.
Jiang Rong whispered from the side: "There are three shortcomings."
Zhang Tan: "There are three shortcomings."
Jiang Rong glanced at Zhang Tan proudly. She was used to Zhang Tan's habits and wondered if he had obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every time he evaluated the script, he listed three shortcomings.
As for the advantages, there may be one, or there may be many, but the disadvantages are always three.
Zhang Tan continued: "First, the whole story is a bit boring, lacks novelty, and is a bit boring..."
After finishing speaking, team leader Liu asked again: "Can you tell us how to solve these three shortcomings?"
Zhang Tan: "As for the first point, I think we can add a supporting role, whose main function is to activate the atmosphere, such as a pet..."
There are many such examples, such as the Mushu Dragon in the cartoon "Mulan". The addition of this small character made this cartoon much more lively and interesting.
Many animations have such a setting, not only animations, but also live-action movies and TV shows. They often set up a funny comparison next to the protagonist to liven up the atmosphere, such as the fat man in "Tomb Raiders".
After listening, the team leader Liu nodded without comment and asked three colleagues who also received the script to express their opinions.
After everyone finished speaking, he said: "I will give all your feedback to the crew."
"The crew?" someone asked curiously.
Old Liu nodded and said: "This is actually a project that the factory is preparing to start. This script was written by the screenwriters in the factory. They came here specifically to listen to our opinions and suggestions. What you said is good."
Everyone was a little excited. This was the first time that a script they had evaluated was put into use.
Old Liu: "Okay, let's continue. Jiang Rong, I see you are eager to try. Tell me about your experience."
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