Dad, Did You Study Today?
Chapter 67 Goose Feather
The goose has a long neck and a hard head.
When it swung its neck, its head hit like a lump of iron.
The striking force was overwhelming.
Plus its full mouth of teeth, let it take a bite.
It was definitely a nightmare.
And this thing didn't look very big, but when it suddenly spread its wings to attack, its body seemed to expand instantly.
Anyway, it was
more frightening than a dog.
Not only Zhou Qing was afraid, Zhou Yao and Zhou Ping also changed their faces when they saw the goose attacking people.
The attack power of a fighting goose is comparable to that of a fighting dog!
Who dares to mess with it!
These are all village bullies!
But we can't just watch Zhou Huaishan being chased by the goose.
Zhou Qing jumped up, but didn't run away in the end.
He gritted his teeth, bravely grabbed a burning stick from the fire, and killed the goose.
The momentum was like the last fight before the hero's martyrdom.
Little devil, I'll fight you!
"Dad, I risked my life to save you. If you don't study hard, you will be sorry for me!"
Zhou Qing rushed forward while making his last words.
Zhou Huaishan.
Girl, there is no need for that!
I would rather let the goose bite me.
Zhou Huaishan's eyes twitched, and his butt was twisted by the goose.
"Ah!"
Zhou Huaishan jumped and screamed, covering his butt with both hands.
Forget it, I'd better study.
My body and hair are given by my parents, and cannot be violated by the goose.
"Girl, save me!"
Zhou Qing raised the fire stick and trembled as he pounced on the goose.
Perhaps seeing Zhou Qing's attack, the goose shook its neck, aimed at Zhou Qing, and fluttered its wings, and pounced on Zhou Qing.
Zhou Qing, who had a heroic look on his face a second ago, threw the fire stick in an instant.
"Oh my god!"
Turned and ran.
She could stab Wang Qiang without blinking, but she really couldn't face a fierce goose without blinking!
It really killed her in the heart.
As Zhou Qing ran, Zhou Ping, who was holding a stick and ready to help, also ran away with ghosts and howls.
Zhou Huaishan was still in shock and panting. Just as he was about to slow down, he saw the goose's mouth about to bite Zhou Qing's butt.
"Girl, be careful! You dead goose, I'm going to fight you!"
Zhou Huaishan didn't care about resting and rushed towards the goose again.
At this moment, a fish drew a sharp and straight line in the air.
Bang!
It hit the goose's leg directly.
Bang!
The goose was hit by the fish and fell to the ground.
Hearing the sound, Zhou Qing looked back and saw the goose flapping its wings and struggling to get up, but its legs hurt and it couldn't stand up.
Beside it, a fish was flipping around.
The fish stared at Zhou Qing: What did I do wrong! I'm going to be thrown to beat the goose!
Zhou Qing
? ? ?
After surviving the disaster, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Shen Li.
Zhou Ping stared at the fish in astonishment, and after a moment of silence, he turned his head.
"Big Brother, do you know martial arts?"
The row of shadows squatting on the back mountain.
Oh!
The boss is exposed!
There's something interesting to watch!
Shen Li glanced at Zhou Qing, his face calm and calm, "Yes, I know some boxing and kicking. When I was a child, my family hired a master to teach me."
The shadows in the back mountain.
Just know some?
Boss, do you have any misunderstanding about the word "some"?
Zhou Qing panted, leaned over and picked up the fish that was staring at her and threw it into the basket, "You are so gentle at ordinary times, but I didn't expect that you can also do kung fu!"
The shadows in the back mountain.
Gentle?
Are you kidding!
Have you seen him train us at night?
Have you seen him interrogate prisoners?
Do you know what people in Kyoto call him?
You actually said he was gentle!
That's right, he is gentle to you!
When Zhou Ping heard that Shen Li knew kung fu, he used his hands and feet to directly entangle Shen Li.
"Big Brother, do you know that my dream since childhood is to wield a sword and travel the world to avenge my enemies? Can you teach me kung fu? Then I won't have to be afraid of the goose anymore."
Zhou Yao immediately rolled her eyes at Zhou Ping.
"So you are learning kung fu to avenge the goose? When I was a kid, Aunt Zhang cooked your goose and your enemy is dead!"
Zhou Ping clung to Shen Li and twisted his body.
"Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother"
He acted like a spoiled child.
Shen Li patted Zhou Ping's head and said, "Ask Uncle San when we get back. If he agrees, I will teach you a little bit, but I only know the basics."
Shadow in the Back Mountain
Shameless!
Zhou Ping happily got off Shen Li's body and said, "It's okay. Your fur is enough for me to catch fish, kill birds and beat the goose."
Zhou Yao rolled her eyes and said, "You are useless!"
While talking, Zhou Huaishan had recovered.
He had no interest in Zhou Ping learning kung fu, and even less interest in Shen Li knowing kung fu. He gritted his teeth and lifted the goose's neck.
"You little brat, you're still chasing me! I'll stew you in a pot soon!"
The goose struggled to flap its wings unyieldingly.
Zhou Huaishan and the goose stared at each other.
"Flap again, I'll roast your wings first!"
The goose
Wow!
It flapped its wings.
At the same time, it stretched its neck to bite Zhou Huaishan again.
Zhou Huaishan glared at me, "Hey, I have a bad temper, do you think I'm kidding!"
After that, Zhou Huaishan, with a ferocious look on his face, carried the goose and ran to the fire.
"Dad, whose goose is this, give it back to the owner."
Before Zhou Qing finished speaking, Zhou Huaishan suddenly pulled out a knife, and the knife fell straight to the goose's neck.
With one knife, Zhou Huaishan's face was covered with blood from the goose's neck.
The goose struggled madly in Zhou Huaishan's hand.
Zhou Huaishan was excited and stabbed it a few more times.
"Make trouble, make trouble again! I can't cure you!"
Zhou Qing
took a deep breath and held his forehead.
"Dad, whose goose is this!"
"Zhang's next door!"
After saying that, Zhou Huaishan's eyes twitched, looking at Zhou Qing and the dead goose.
"My daughter, it's already dead, it's not good to go back like this?"
Zhou Qing was about to be mad at him, "You know it's not good, you still killed it!"
Zhou Huaishan immediately said indignantly: "My daughter, this is not my fault, you don't know how arrogant it was just now!"
"Aren't you at home recuperating? Why did you let the goose chase you?"
Zhou Huaishan opened his mouth, crossed his shoulders, and pouted.
Zhou Ping gloated: "Uncle, did you use a slingshot to shoot the goose?"
That's how he was hunted back then.
He didn't shoot the goose, but was hunted by half of the village.
Zhou Huaishan gave Zhou Ping a disdainful look, "How can your uncle do such a boring thing?"
"Then how did you offend it?"
"I want to pluck a goose feather to make a quill pen! Feel the red stove boiling wine, and the goose feathers delivering messages."
You are so romantic!
Zhou Qing was directly laughed at by Zhou Huaishan.
She could even imagine how Zhou Huaishan approached the goose cautiously, how he tried to make a quick decision and pluck the feathers and run away, and how he was hunted by the goose.
This is indeed what Zhou Huaishan can do.
Just then.
"My goose! My goose!"
Aunt Zhang next door suddenly appeared from nowhere and ran over with shouts.
Thanks to Dongshan Laoyao Xiaokeai for the reward
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