Dad: My identity as Qu Dad has been exposed by my daughter

Su Chen's new book is "Life is Long and Hateful, and the River Flows East".

It is known as the first "cool" online article.

It is really "cool".

If you can't understand this "cool" and how cool it is, then think about your girlfriend crying like a pear blossom in the rain.

Don't think too much.

I'm talking about the kind of crying that your girlfriend is crying while watching "torture articles" and "torture dramas" in bed...

The "cool" of this book is "torture to cool"!

Believe me.

Don't read it!

Don't read it!

Don't let your girlfriend read it! Otherwise, she will cry to the point where you can't comfort her... That's all I can advise you. Don't be curious! Curiosity kills the cat!

"Journey to the West" and "Investiture of the Gods", Sun Wukong and Nezha have already released special episodes.

Now it should be Yang Jian's turn, right?

Readers are still confused when they see the title and introduction of the book.

I don't know what the big pig's hoof wants to write in this book.

But I was really amazed by the poem.

"Is this a poem? Am I seeing things? Big pig's hoof can also write poems?"

"Hahaha, why is this poem so funny?"

"Surprising?"

"Yes! It has the style of Su Dad..."

"After all, Big Pig's Hoof is also Su Dad's good friend. It's normal for him to be influenced and infected by Su Dad and write a few lines of poetry."

"Well...it's also possible that this poem was written by Su Dad. After Su Dad read the manuscript, he just waved his hand! A poem is here."

"Life is long and hateful, and the water flows eastward...Why do I feel that this book is very sad?"

"It has the tone of "Fireworks Cool Down Easily."

"Will it not be the ending of Zhu Xian Bi Yao? Ah ah ah! If so, I! Don't! Want to! Read it!"

"No! You! Want to!"

"But then again, with this poem, the style of the whole book instantly becomes very high, right?"

With expectation and trepidation, countless readers clicked on "Life is Long and Hateful, and the Water Flows Eastward".

Yu Nan recently finished reading The Investiture of the Gods and was amazed at the ability of the pig's hoof to construct myths.

There is something there.

He is still writing The Opening of the Heavens slowly.

Anyway, he is always the second.

However, online literature is really profitable. This The Opening of the Heavens is many times more profitable than his previous books.

At the same time, he also realized the changes and growth of online literature.

Maybe one day.

Online literature can also produce a large number of fine texts and high-level writers.

During this period, the publishing house was urging him to submit his manuscripts. He was tired of writing and suddenly saw that the pig's hoof had released a new work.

He went to see it as soon as possible.

He used to like to drink tea when he relaxed.

Now he still drinks tea when he relaxes, but while drinking tea, he will also read the novels of the talking pig's elbow.

Clicking on The Long Hate of Life and the Long Flow of Water, the first thing that caught his eye was a poem in the introduction.

Yu Nan is a master writer after all.

He has a deep study of texts and ancient poems.

At a glance, he saw the tune: Xiang Jian Huan.

He had read the vernacular version of Journey to the West, and was not surprised that the pig's hoof could write poetry.

Those readers in the comments were amazed by this poem, probably because they had forgotten the vernacular version of Journey to the West, or had not read it.

He thought so in his heart, savoring the poem carefully.

"The forest flowers have faded in spring..." He recited softly.

What kind of flowers are these forest flowers?

It brings cold rain and wind in the evening, which means that it rains all night.

What made him most disappointed was the sentence "Since life is long and the water flows east", an unspeakable emotion suddenly surged up.

From this poem.

The sad and melancholy tone of this book has been established.

"What tricks will it play this time?" The title and introduction of the book do not tell what kind of story this book is going to write.

Anyway, it will not be as exciting as Journey to the West.

With doubts and expectations, he continued to explore.

"Yang Jian's hand just stopped when it touched Chenxiang's throat..."

The first two words of the novel instantly caught Yu Nan's attention.

Yang Jian!

He was so familiar with this name!

In "Journey to the West", Yang Jian fought against Sun Wukong.

In "Investiture of the Gods", Yang Jian also played an important role.

Finally!

Is Yang Jian here?

"So this book is still part of the Journey to the West universe?" Just the name made Yu Nan see the ambition of the big pig's hoof.

This is going in the direction of serialization.

What big move is this guy holding back?

The name Yang Jian completely aroused Yu Nan's interest in reading on.

After all, this is the prelude to "Journey to the West" and "Investiture of the Gods".

These two books did not disappoint him.

He believed that "Life is Long and Hateful, and the River Flows East" should not be bad.

However, the more he read, the tighter Yu Nan frowned.

Because "Life is Long and Hateful, Rivers Flow East" can be said to be a fanfiction of "Baolian Lantern", the author basically did not introduce any background when writing.

The opening is swift.

All the complicated narratives are abandoned.

The plot of Erlang Shen Yang Jian being chopped by Chenxiang is the first to start.

"Is it finally over? Yang Jian thought tiredly, the price is too high, then, all the sins will be borne by me alone!"

The tragic and heavy feeling instantly pressed on Yu Nan's heart like a huge stone.

Yang Jian was chopped at the beginning!

And the axe that chopped him!

It was Yang Jian's own weapon!

This Chen Xiang is a piece of shit!

He is your uncle after all!

Yu Nan's blood pressure rose instantly.

But he didn't know the reason for all this, so he didn't quite understand why, so he continued to read.

The first chapter mainly tells about Yang Jian being struck by a sword.

I thought that according to the routine, Yang Jian encountered life and death in the first chapter, and the plot should get rid of depression from the back.

After all, you have to give a candy after hitting a stick.

This is an online novel!

If the online novel continues to be depressing, the readers will be gone.

But this time Yu Nan found out that he was wrong.

Because the first chapter is just the beginning of depression, and later, there is still the depression of the earth breaking and the mountains and seas.

Yang Jian is misunderstood and despised by everyone.

Even Sun Wukong, who had experienced the "True and False Monkey King", didn't have a good face for this Yang Jian.

How did Yang Jian end up like this?

Betrayed by everyone!

In the end, there was only a dog left by his side - Xiaotian Dog!

This dog is very loyal!

He is so loyal that people feel that Erlang Shen is so pitiful, so loyal that people can't help but want to cry, and want to raise a dog! And name it Xiaotian Dog!

And this dog is also very pitiful and sad.

Because someone pointed at Xiaotian Dog's nose and cursed: "Do you think this person looks like a dog?"

You can call me a non-human! But you call my dog ​​a dog! That is an insult to my Xiaotian Dog!

Yang Jian is hated by his third sister.

He is hated by his nephew Chenxiang.

Then this once glorious god was actually taken to beg by a dog...

This knife is like a murder book stacked up layer by layer.

It's so heartbreaking!

Even Yu Nan, who has written countless tragic stories, can't help but want to send a knife!

"Novels are not written like this!" Yu Nan was a little crazy.

It's so bad to see it.

So hard to let go!

This is a knife! !

Go here!

Heart!

Stab hard!

I really want to smash my tablet!

Yu Nan really reacted like this.

It's like God keeps asking you to work hard, but then doesn't give you any improvement or sweetness, it's despair.

Reading books until you feel despair!

"I don't want to give rewards!" After reading the updated chapters, Yu Nan threw the tablet away and drank tea alone.

Damn!

It's really frustrating!

Where is Yang Jian! !

The god who once challenged the monkey!

Now...

He really wants to say to the big pig's hoof: Get out of the way! Give me the pen! I'll write!

After reading the updated chapters of "Life is Long and Hateful, and the River Flows East", the readers' reactions are similar to Yu Nan's.

"When I saw the name Yang Jian, I thought, Great! This is a great book! But now! Hehehe~~~~"

"I don't want to talk."

"Who knows where the pig's hoof lives? I want to send him a Dongfeng Express!"

"It's heartbreaking."

"We have to believe in the light... It will get better later! Extreme repression can bring about an extreme explosion! Always believe in the pig's hoof."

"Whoever gives a reward is a pig!"

"I will never give a reward!"

Then the talking pig's elbow, who always gets 100 alliances and 500 alliances every time he publishes a book, didn't receive a single reward this time.

It's over!

It's too over!

No reward, no votes! It feels like a stand-alone game.

But strangely, the collection of this book is growing rapidly as before, and the growth rate is increasing.

Although the readers didn't give rewards or votes out of anger,

But the body is very honest, collect it, read it slowly, and cry slowly...

The readers who have been abused are also very bad.

They don't give bad reviews in the book review area either.

Instead, they did the opposite.

"It's so good! I highly recommend it! I've never read such a good article!"

"It's so good that I cried! It's a work that has never been done before and will never be done again."

"10,068 stars of praise! Don't miss it! It's absolutely awesome."

"Focus on being unhappy, a brand new way of writing by a big pig's hoof, everyone who has read it says it's good, and everyone who has read it says it's wonderful."

"Friends who come later, pay attention to the formation of comments."

Some readers who don't know what's going on sneak in.

Seeing comments like "super awesome", "brand new way of writing", "really good", I was so excited.

I couldn't wait to click in and read it.

Then I went in with a smile.

I came out crying!

Damn! ! ! !

Everyone cursed in their hearts.

However, having been "cheated", they continued to carry forward this fine tradition and left their "well-chosen praise" in the comment section.

I cried!

So I want the whole world to cry with me.

I was abused.

So I hope my brothers and sisters are abused.

In this way, the book review area and book friend group are all filled with ambiguous recommendations such as "extremely cool", "once you read it, you will regret it for the rest of your life", "a good book that cannot be missed", etc.

Weaving a series of well-intentioned scams.

That's it.

Readers were deceived batch after batch.

This book has also become "famous".

No one urged for updates.

Because everyone didn't know whether they could really stand the next plot.

Su Chen thought he would be scolded, but found that no one scolded him. He thought: "Readers in this world are really generous. They all gave good reviews. But why don't they vote or reward?"

It's very confusing.

It turns out that there is such a market for abusive articles and dramas in this world.

Su Chen made the first misjudgment of the "market"...

Then the readers regretted it for the rest of their lives.

Because after "Life is Long and Hateful, Water Flows Eastward", bloody knives came one after another like flying swords...

I was tortured to the point of being completely bruised.

But every time I recommend it to my friends with a smile: "This book must be read, a masterpiece!", "This drama must be watched! It's crazy!".

...

"Life is Long and Hateful, Water Flows Eastward" is not long, with 480,000 words in the whole book.

Because the plot is so cruel, Su Chen can only speed up the update speed, it is better to have a short pain than a long pain, update faster, so that readers can be skimmed enough at once.

He writes whenever he has time.

So the number of words quickly goes up.

However, this time the readers are determined not to vote or reward. Even if Su Chen updates more, the reward record of this book remains at zero.

But it still ranks at the top of the popularity list and the best-selling list.

They say no.

As soon as the update is updated, they all go to watch it.

On the other hand, the usage rate of the hero Yang Jian's skin in Chenxi Group has increased significantly in an instant.

Because Yang Jian is so miserable in the novel.

So everyone pays tribute to Yang Jian in the game.

"Yang Jian on the opposite side! Come and kill me! I promise not to use any skills."

"Skill 1, skill 2, skill 3, ultimate skill! All of them are used on me. Don't hold it back."

"Ban Yang Jian, I really can't do it. I can't bear to use any skills."

"Brother~~~ This is my promotion match, please don't ban Yang Jian."

Then there was Yang Jian's game.

All became easy wins.

As time went by, "Happy Choir" finally ushered in the final decisive battle!

There was almost no suspense about the championship.

After all, the results of the first three rounds of the Yi Zhan team were there.

The points ranked first.

Unless it was the last one this time.

Otherwise, winning the championship was a foregone conclusion.

Yuan Wenli from the champion team joked, "Old Yu, it doesn't matter whether you win the championship or not. Anyway, my team has been called the champion since the beginning. By the way, Su Chen wrote the song this time?"

"It's important to have a beginning and an end." Yu Xueyou said, "I've written it before, and I can't leave it for the last episode."

"Forget it." Luna shrugged, "Our participation is important."

The audience in the live broadcast room also rushed in early.

The barrage was crazy.

"Is it really the last episode?"

"I'm so sad."

"I really hope I can listen to the One Team singing every week. I feel panicked when I think I won't be able to listen to it next week."

"Me too. I can see the emotions when watching the show."

"Just came from "Life is Long and Hateful"... Come here to change my mood! After reading the cool article! I want to listen to the fairy music."

"Hahaha, at least Su Dad won't hurt people."

"If I can see a big pig's hoof, I'll beat him up every time I see him."

Su Chen sneezed.

He didn't expect someone in the live broadcast room to scold him.

Yu Xueyou pulled Su Chen aside to talk, "Have you read "Life is Long and Hateful, Rivers Flow East"?"

"Yes." Su Chen nodded.

"What is the plot later? Is it exciting?" Yu Xueyou was very concerned.

"How should I know?"

"Aren't you a good friend of the big pig's hoof?"

"Uh... yeah." Su Chen nodded.

"Please pass on a message for me." Yu Xueyou said, "Tell him! I want to kill him!"

Yu Xueyou's gnashing teeth made Su Chen a little scared.

He knew it was all because of the novel.

But he was a soft-hearted person, pretending to be indifferent: "Then you might be the first to die."

"I know he is fat! Am I afraid that he will crush me?" Yu Xueyou said, "He is Marshal Tianpeng! I will also take care of him with one stick."

Yu Xueyou became more and more excited as he spoke.

"If you keep talking, I want to kill you." Su Chen kept a polite smile.

Yu Xueyou really felt the murderous intent.

He stopped talking.

As expected, friends protect each other.

Time quickly came to eight o'clock in the evening.

"Happy Choir" kicked off the last episode.

The host gave a generous speech at the beginning.

Then the drawing of lots began.

Team One drew the number four.

It will be the last to appear.

Because it was the last episode, the Conferred Gods, Great Victory, and Champions performed very well.

Especially the Great Victory, which scored more than the Conferred Gods.

The performance was wonderful.

But what everyone is most looking forward to is still the work that Team One will bring.

"Teacher Yu, what kind of song will you bring this time?" the host asked Jacky Yu.

"It's the last episode, although I'm reluctant, I still have to say goodbye." Jacky Yu said.

"So the song is called "Goodbye"?

"Farewell" said Jacky Yu, "I have to say goodbye after sending you thousands of miles away."

The audience's hearts jumped slightly when they heard the song title.

It was the last episode, and I was reluctant to leave, and then you wrote a song "Farewell"!

It's a bit sad to think about it.

"Who said before that Su Dad couldn't finish off the enemy?"

"Isn't the enemy coming?"

"I hope it's not a sad song about parting..."

"Farewell, parting, not sad? Can you be happy?"

The One Team hasn't sung yet.

The feeling of parting has already spread.

Then the One Team came on stage, and everyone in the audience held their breath.

The last show, the last song, "Farewell"!

I hope it's just a farewell!

Not a send-off.

Everyone is praying and looking forward to it.

There was no music in the silence.

Only the clean and pure singing of the children of the Sunflower Choir floated.

"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, the green grass reaches the sky. The evening wind blows the willow flute, and the sunset is outside the mountain..."

No accompaniment.

Only children's voices sang.

The song seems to be floating in the wind, soaring far under the distant sky and echoing in the mountains.

Ethereal.

silence.

Pure.

Straight to the soul.

Hearing this song is like witnessing a snow scene with falling snowflakes.

perhaps.

There is only snow in winter.

Only when everything is silent can such ethereal singing come from afar.

Long pavilion, ancient road, sunset, flute sound... simple words, but profound meaning.

Pictures and sounds are intertwined.

The reluctance and mixed feelings when parting suddenly appeared in everyone's heart.

After the singing of the Sunflower Chorus drifted away.

Finally the erhu sounded.

The long and gentle tune of "Farewell" was played.

It's like the autumn wind blowing down the yellowing leaves. The sun sets in the west, and the afterglow of the setting sun stretches people's backs very long.

Li Ren turned his head and stepped forward, not daring to look back.

The farewell person waved at his back.

Want to stay.

But I know I can’t stay.

The sound of erhu has a terrifying appeal.

That unique sound instantly breaks people's defenses.

"It's so beautiful! But it makes me cry!"

"As soon as the song started, I thought about the parting scene, and my eyes instantly became wet."

"Words like poetry, songs like swords!"

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