Dad: My identity as Qu Dad has been exposed by my daughter
Chapter 254 Bastard! Bastard! You are not a human being
"A Chinese Odyssey: Cinderella" is generally considered the best Chinese comedy film.
There are endless classic lines in it.
Classic scenes come one after another.
But it makes the audience laugh and then makes them think deeply.
Some people even cry while laughing.
After Zhizunbao finally got rid of Tang Seng's "Only You", he went to Zixia's room to find Zixia.
But he found Zixia collapsed in the room and was seriously injured.
It turned out that Niu Xiangxiang wanted to get rid of Zixia in order to get Zhizunbao.
The following plot is even more interesting.
Zhizunbao said that falling in love with someone is God's arrangement, and he has no choice. Niu Xiangxiang asked him, if God arranged for you to like Zhu Bajie, what would you do?
Zhizunbao said that if it was God's arrangement, there was nothing he could do.
After hearing this, Niu Xiangxiang used the method of changing his body and shadow.
He swapped the bodies of Zixia and Zhu Bajie.
Then, by mistake, Niu Xiangxiang and Sha Seng also swapped their bodies.
There were lots of jokes.
Just as they were arguing about how to change their bodies back, Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan arrived, and a melee began.
Sha Seng and Niu Xiangxiang were dodged by Princess Iron Fan's palm leaf fan.
Zhizunbao accidentally fell off a cliff.
When he woke up, he found himself back in the Silk Cave.
Bodhi said that Zhizunbao brought them to the Silk Cave in a daze, and he called the name "Jingjing" ninety-eight times in total.
But there was another name!
Zixia!
He called it seven hundred and eighty-four times in total.
At this time, Bai Jingjing came to the Silk Cave and met Zhizunbao.
Zhizunbao said that he was not Sun Wukong, and then told Bai Jingjing about their experience of meeting each other.
"On a dark, windy and eerie night, I was Zhizunbao and you were Bai Jingjing! Our wonderful love started from this little fire on the bridge. As soon as I turned around, you suddenly pointed at me and my whole hand was on fire..."
"I can describe the future development as a dramatic turn of events, because suddenly a Bull Demon King appeared. At that time, you fought the Bull Demon King with a dragon bone in your hand and took me back to the Silk Cave."
"Time flies, and it's really true. Because it's only a blink of an eye that we get to the point. At the top of the Broken Rock, our feelings exploded. At that time, I touched you desperately, and you touched me desperately, and we made a vow to never separate..."
"Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, and what we get in return is endless pain and long sighs..."
Zhizunbao and Bodhi simulated the scene at that time while talking.
"Describe vividly".
Try to achieve a high degree of one-to-one restoration.
The audience couldn't help laughing when they saw this.
"Hahaha, when the feelings explode!! It means that we grow together."
"I almost laughed my teeth off."
"Bai Jingjing: Did I do anything reckless?"
The timeline now is five hundred years ago, and Bai Jingjing didn't know Zhizunbao at all.
She was skeptical about Zhizunbao's words.
But Bai Jingjing felt that Zhizunbao seemed to be very familiar with her. Zhizunbao said that if I could take out my heart, you would believe it.
Bai Jingjing entered Zhizunbao's body.
It was confirmed in his heart.
What Zhizunbao said was true.
On the other side, Zixia was taken back by the Bull Demon King. The Bull Demon King planned to marry Zixia in seven days.
Zixia was still waiting for her lover.
"Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple and blue sword, he must be an extraordinary person."
"I know that one day, he will appear in a situation where everyone is paying attention, wearing a golden armor and stepping on a seven-colored cloud to marry me."
The classic line reappears!
According to Zixia's expression when she said this.
It really hits the heart.
It makes people unable to stop.
Why do such lines make people feel classic?
Because this is Zixia's romantic expectation of love.
Such love is romantic, pure, and full of joy.
And such love!
It is rare in reality.
It is what people yearn for.
"I like these lines so much!"
"My beloved will definitely come to marry me on the seven-colored clouds..."
"How beautiful."
"Yes!! This is also what love should look like in my mind."
"So simple! It's just that one heart is completely filled with another person."
"The screenwriter is killing me!"
"Are all the lines in this movie so classic?"
The audience was boiling.
Who doesn't have some expectations for love?
Zixia said this is "ideal".
Maybe!!
Everyone should have some ideals and look forward to the ideals shining into reality.
Zhizunbao was preparing to marry Bai Jingjing, but he dreamed of Zixia when he was sleeping. He told Zixia that he had been lying all the time.
Zixia said she would lie, just like a moth, it will fly into the fire even though it knows it will get hurt.
But Zhizunbao was very conflicted after waking up.
He liked Bai Jingjing.
He also wanted to marry Bai Jingjing.
He hated Zixia.
He even lied to Zixia!
But Zixia's favorite person was him!
Bodhi listened to Zhizunbao's troubles and asked: "Do you need a reason to love someone?"
Zhizunbao: "Don't you need it?"
Bodhi: "Do you need it?"
Zhizunbao: "Don't you need it?"
Bodhi: "Do you need it?"
Zhizunbao: "Don't you need it?"
The two people’s constant rhetorical questions can’t help but make people think.
so!
do you need?
Maybe no one can tell.
There are some people who you only need to look at and know that they are the ones you will live with for the rest of your life. You can't explain why, but he just attracts you.
Then I plunged into it in a daze.
But there must be a reason to hate someone!
Probably because love is inclusive.
And haters can always find fault with others.
On the wedding day of Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing, a spider gave him Zixia's bracelet.
At the same time, Bai Jingjing also left a letter and left.
The wedding did not take place.
Bai Jingjing said in her heart: "Your conscience tells me that the person you love most is not me, but another woman. When I see what she left in your conscience, I feel that after these five hundred Nian, it’s not me who’s coming back, but her. Both you and I believe that this is God’s will.”
After Bai Jingjing left, Chun Sansanniang also came to Pansi Cave.
Zhizunbao asked Chun Sananniang to dig out his heart to see what the girl left in his heart.
Kill him with one sword in the spring of thirty years!
His soul appears in the Water Curtain Cave.
At this time, he finally understood what Zixia left in his heart.
It's a tear!
Zhizunbao finally thought through many issues at this moment.
I figured out why I wanted to get the Western Meridian.
He finally decided to put on the tight band himself.
"Before putting on this golden hoop, what else do you want to say?" Guanyin's voice sounded.
Zhizunbao was silent for a while and said: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it only when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me If I have another chance, I will tell that girl: I love her! If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years!”
Classic lines appear again.
It's just that Zhizunbao's state of mind is different.
The first time was lying.
But this time I said this from the bottom of my heart.
He probably really grew up at this moment...
He slowly put on the golden hoop.
…
On the other side, the wedding of Bull Demon King and Zixia is underway.
Zixia doesn't want to do anything.
But there is no way to get rid of the Bull Demon King.
At this time, the wind and clouds in the night sky were changing, and there was thunder.
Tang Sanzang's "mouth escape" activated the group attack mode.
"Be careful! It's thundering!"
“It’s raining and I’m collecting clothes!”
Everyone burst into laughter.
But the audience all knew what this meant, because at this time the BGM "Knife Club Overture" sounded.
Thunder clouds stirred.
Colorful.
Sun Wukong!
Wearing golden armor and holy clothes.
Step on the seven-color clouds!
he!
came back!
"Master!" Sun Wukong shouted.
"Oh! It turns out to be Wukong. I thought it was a rain cloud." Tang Seng was also very happy to see Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong knelt down and saluted in front of Tang Monk.
He said that he had achieved great enlightenment and would never miss any lust in the world again.
Zixia recognized Sun Wukong as the Supreme Treasure and ran to him with a smile.
Sun Wukong didn't dare to recognize it.
He said that he did have a friend named Zhizunbao. Zhizunbao had entrusted him to tell Fairy Zixia that Zhizunbao had returned to its previous place and hoped that the fairy could find a husband as soon as possible.
Zixia froze in place after hearing this.
she knows! !
The Monkey King in front of me is the Supreme Treasure!
She recognized it.
After that, Sun Wukong fought with the Bull Demon King, and Sun Wukong easily defeated the Bull Demon King.
At this time, Zixia found Sun Wukong again.
She said she wanted to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with Sun Wukong.
Wukong said that this was a good idea, and Zixia believed it. She hugged Sun Wukong and leaned in his arms, full of joy.
But at this time, Sun Wukong said a series of unpleasant words.
Zixia cried sadly.
At this time, the Bull Demon King used a banana fan to fly away Sun Wukong's monkey grandson. At the same time, Zixia was also fanned into the air.
Sun Wukong plans to save Zixia.
But at this moment, Tang Sanzang's cry for help came from behind.
Because he already understands responsibility.
So this time he chose to save the master first.
Zixia didn't believe that the Supreme Treasure would do this to her, so she pulled out the sword and wanted to commit suicide, but Wukong stopped her.
At this time, the Bull Demon King began to go "cow mad".
He wanted to fan the whole city into the sun.
Sun Wukong was a little angry and said to Zixia: "Don't hinder me from doing serious things. If you want to die, die as far away as possible!"
His words were strong.
But it was also at this time that Zixia's golden bell fell from Sun Wukong's arms.
Zixia is sure!
Sun Wukong is the Supreme Treasure.
So she gave chase.
Zixia jumped directly in front of Sun Wukong.
Zixia: "Asshole!"
Sun Wukong: "What do you want? Bitch!"
Zixia: "Asshole!"
Sun Wukong: "You are the bastard!"
Zixia: "You are not human!"
Sun Wukong: "You are not a human being. Don't go crazy again. Do you understand what I just said to you?"
Zixia: "Do you understand clearly? I am no longer a god. I only understand one thing. Loving someone is so painful."
Sun Wukong: "Don't talk nonsense to me. I told you, you got the wrong person."
Zixia: "Then where did you buy this bunch of golden bells?"
Sun Wukong was speechless when he saw the string of golden bells.
At this moment!
Zhizunbao loves Zixia.
Zixia also deeply loves Zhizunbao.
But Zhizunbao is now Sun Wukong, and he understands the responsibilities on his shoulders. After wearing the golden hoop, he can no longer have seven emotions and six desires.
So he must not admit it!
Love is sometimes like this.
Either you don’t understand your heart when you are young. Or after understanding your heart, you have already put on the "golden hoop", with constraints and responsibilities.
Thus!
Miss!
Love but can’t get it.
As the two were talking, the Bull Demon King suddenly attacked, and Zixia stood in front of Sun Wukong without hesitation, and was stabbed by the Bull Demon King with a fork.
Zixia fell from the sky.
Sun Wukong went forward and hugged her: "Zixia!"
Zixia: "My lover is a peerless hero. One day, he will come to marry me on a seven-colored cloud. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending."
At this time, Sun Wukong was aroused again.
The golden hoop tightened instantly.
Sun Wukong didn't want to let go!
But!
He had to let go!
At this point in the movie, the couples in the theater couldn't help but hold each other's hands, tightly and hard.
Many female audiences began to sob and cry.
"Golden hoop!! This is a circle of forced singles."
"If there is no unforgettable love, how can there be heart-wrenching pain?"
"Why is this happening? Screenwriter!!! I want to send you a razor blade from the Milky Way..."
"It's so painful."
"Zixia!! My favorite Zixia! She was stabbed!"
"Looking back on half of my life! Full of regrets!"
"I once had a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this... It was obviously just a lie!! But it became a reality in the end."
"Helpless!! The whole screen is full of helplessness!"
"Human power is really small... When I was a child, I thought I could save the Milky Way. When I grew up, I gradually realized that adults are more helpless."
"I've experienced it before! I can't afford the gift... So I obviously like him, but I can't do anything. I met the right person at the wrong time. When the time is right, I suddenly found that... that person is so far away."
"A Chinese Odyssey" seems absurd.
But the topic it wants to discuss is so profound.
He interprets a tragedy in a comedic way.
It discusses love.
Also discusses human nature.
Discuss the misunderstandings in this world.
certainly!
Also discussing responsibility and growth!
Young love can be desperate.
But as I get older, I gradually understand that some love is destined to end in vain, and cannot achieve positive results due to various practical factors.
After Zixia died, Sun Wukong seemed to be possessed by a demon, "I want your life!"
Fatty beats the Bull Demon King.
One golden cudgel after another.
Tear with hands, bite with mouth! !
All the unwillingness and anger, all the pain and heartache, were vented on the Bull Demon King!
Eventually the city will hit the sun.
Everything is irreversible.
You can only use the Moonlight Box to go back to the past.
Finally, they used the Moonlight Treasure Box to return to the Water Curtain Cave.
At this time, the juniors became united and friendly, and the master stopped being fussy... Everything changed.
Water Curtain Cave eventually became Bodhi Cave.
Bodhi became a tour guide, Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshi Niang became tofu beauties, and the second master became the top scorer in high school...
The four masters and apprentices traveled westward.
They arrived at a town.
A man and a woman stood on the city wall.
They had been standing here for three days and three nights.
The woman was sure that the man liked her very much, but he just didn't dare to admit it.
The man said that even if that was the case, he would still leave.
The woman agreed to let him go, but he had to kiss her.
The man refused the woman for the sake of face.
He said that even if he regretted it in the future, he would not kiss her.
Sun Wukong witnessed everything under the city wall.
He remembered himself and Zixia!
So he possessed the man, walked towards the woman, hugged her, and kissed her! ! !
The theme song "Love of a Lifetime" also sounded at this time.
In an instant! !
The audience suddenly understood the heavy feelings carried by the song "Love of a Lifetime".
Everyone was in tears.
……
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