Dad: My identity as Qu Dad has been exposed by my daughter

"Damn it, Father Su and my father-in-law are trying to persuade each other by drinking wine?"

"This is outrageous! Reciting poems to persuade people to drink!"

"By the way, what is the name of the poem that Su Daddy recited?"

"I checked on Baidu...Nothing!!!"

“Damn it, don’t tell me this is Su Daddy’s original work???”

"It must be! Otherwise, where did this poem come from? Have you forgotten when the bright moon will appear? Ask the blue sky for wine? There is also the sentence Su Dad said in the Terracotta Warriors and Horses: Emperor Qin swept the world, how heroic is the tiger's gaze. Swing your sword to destroy the floating clouds. , all the princes are coming from the west...Daddy Su is coming as soon as he opens his mouth."

"Damn it!! It's outrageous to open your mouth! This is poetry! Ancient poetry! Daddy Su is such a talented person."

"And this poem is so free and joyful! Once you learn it, I will advise you to drink like this in the future. Cherish the master's heart, and the wine will be deeply affectionate. Don't worry about the spring leakage, don't complain that the gold cup is full. When you meet the wine, just laugh, how can life be so long."

"Who doesn't want to drink two more drinks after hearing this?"

The live broadcast room was filled with barrage.

A son-in-law and his father-in-law are drinking together as brothers and reciting poems to persuade them to drink. Who has ever seen such a scene?

What a famous scene!

But the two "tippy" people didn't know that they had created a famous scene.

The old man Shu Ping was extremely happy and felt that it was difficult to know one's true self in life, "Brother! Bosom friend! Bosom friend! Come! Listen to me recite a sentence..."

Shu Ping is a professor in the Department of Literature, with a research interest in ancient poetry.

There are more poems in my belly than rice.

A line of exquisite drinking poems was recited. Every time a line was recited, the two brothers clinked a glass, and the more they drank, the happier they got.

Su Chen didn't dare to fall behind,

Shu Ping recited a sentence, and he also recited another sentence or a song immediately after.

The two alternate.

Fighting poetry!

The fight was so intense that everyone came and went.

"Sing loudly when you gain, and then rest when you lose, and worry and hate are also long. There is wine today, and you will be drunk today, and you will be worried tomorrow." Su Chen let go completely, and sang in a free and easy way.

"Good! Good! Good! What a good poem!" Shu Ping said three good poems in a row, "What a good one. I have wine today and I am drunk today! I will worry about tomorrow and worry about tomorrow! Do it!"

"I also have a saying..." Shu Ping chanted.

"My words are better." Su Chen stood up unsteadily.

"Spring is not yet old, and the wind blows softly and the willows slant. Try to look up from the transcendental platform, half a ditch of spring water and a city full of flowers. Thousands of homes are covered with mist and rain.

After a cold meal, I woke up and sighed. Stop thinking about old friends and homeland, and try new tea with new fire. Poetry and wine take advantage of the youth. "

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!" Shu Ping slammed the table, "Poetry and wine take advantage of your youth!! The most wonderful sentence."

The two of you come and go.

I don’t know if drinking alcohol can make people smarter.

Su Chen's mind suddenly surged with countless famous poems and lines.

Taking advantage of the alcohol,

He actually wanted to experience the joy of drinking and writing hundreds of poems!

Then a series of classic poems popped out of his mouth, carrying the smell of wine, turning this vast China into a romantic wine country.

"Green ants have newly fermented wine, and there is a small red clay stove. It's snowing in the evening, can you have a drink?"

"Glow-in-the-dark cup of grape wine. If you want to drink, play the pipa immediately. Don't laugh, Lord, who is lying drunk on the battlefield. How many people have fought in ancient times?"

"The morning rain and dust in Weicheng are light, and the guest house is green and the willows are new. I advise you to drink another glass of wine. There will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west."

"Lanling's wine is filled with tulips, and the jade bowl contains amber light. But it makes the owner drunk, and the guests don't know where they are in a foreign country."

"You should indulge in drinking while singing in the daytime. Youth is a companion so you can return home."

"Gold and white jade buy songs and laugh, and the prince will be lightened by the moon after being drunk."

"One hundred years and thirty-six thousand days, one must drink three hundred cups a day!"

"Life will be fleeting for a hundred years, but we must enjoy eternal love."

"A glass of turbid wine can lead to a home thousands of miles away, but there is no way for Yan Ran to return home."

"A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without any blind date. Raise a glass to invite the bright moon, and make three people in the shadow."

"The two of us drank together, and the flowers blossomed, one cup after another. I'm so drunk that I'm ready to go to sleep. I'll bring you the piano tomorrow morning."

"If you are happy in life, you must have all the joy, and don't let the golden cup stand empty against the moon."

"Bells, drums, delicacies and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will never wake up after being drunk for a long time. In ancient times, the sages were all lonely, but only the drinkers left their names."

"The five-flowered horse and the golden fur will be exchanged for fine wine, and I will sell the eternal sorrow with you."

"Three cups lead to the road, and one bucket leads to nature."

Su Chen has completely let himself go.

One sentence after another, one of the most famous lines of all time, was recited.

The voice became louder and louder.

The mood becomes more free and bold!

At this moment, he felt like he had transformed into an ancient person and had divine connections with those great poets.

liquor!

wine culture!

He is in line with Chinese culture.

But many people misunderstand wine and turn it into a wine table culture.

liquor!

It should be free and happy!

Free and bold!

Poetic and open-minded!

Rather than noisy and noisy.

liquor! You have to drink out of the realm! liquor! The product goes beyond the realm!

Su Chen was drunk.

Reciting poems makes me happy.

Shu Ping was dumbfounded!

Shu Wan and Shen Chunzhi were stunned.

Su Xiaoxi's rice spoon fell to the ground...

Everyone's expressions were shocked, and there was silence.

Only Su Chen was still chanting and drinking happily. He seemed to be completely drunk! At this moment, I couldn't feel the slightest bit of drunkenness.

I just feel great!

So cool! !

That kind of refreshing feeling that comes all the way!

The live broadcast room exploded directly, like a nuclear bomb exploding.

The barrage has completely covered the screen. The barrage is so dense that it fills the screen with "Fuck!"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I can't speak anymore."

"It makes my blood boil!"

"I got goosebumps all over my body."

"Mom, my Tianling Gai flew away, wuwuwu..."

"Our whole family is kneeling and watching the live broadcast."

"Damn it!!! Every sentence is original? It's so perverted!"

"Daddy Su's hundred poems about drinking wine."

"Mom, I suspect that Daddy Su is cheating."

"This persuasion to drink is so outrageous!!! I graduated from high school and want to go back and take the college entrance examination again. Is it too late? Damn it, have I gotten involved to this extent now? Even persuading people to drink... is such a high threshold!"

"I'm numb! I'm numb!!"

"Oh my God! Is Father Su really a modern person?? This poem...even though I can't write it! I don't know how to appreciate it either! But I know every sentence is awesome as soon as I hear it."

"I can only describe it as awesome."

"This is not a food show...this is a poetry and wine conference!"

"Take my knees. I kneel! I kneel! I kneel crazy!"

"Damn it!!! I want to drink!! Drink three hundred glasses of wine! If you are proud of life, you must enjoy yourself to the fullest. Don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon! I'm going to order takeout immediately."

"Takeaway boy: Sorry for not taking the order, I'm drunk!"

"All the sages in ancient times were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names! Quit drinking! Also quit drinking. How can you leave your name in history if you don't drink?"

"Three cups lead to the road, and one bucket leads to nature. It's so majestic! Come on, come on! Drink up!"

Fans have been blown away by these wonderful verses, and countless businesses have received orders to sell wine.

The delivery guys and shop owners are going crazy.

"What day is it today? Why are there so many people buying wine?"

"F*ck!! You don't know yet? Come and watch the big star's daily live broadcast room... Damn it! Dad Su is drinking like crazy! He has hundreds of poems about drinking! Everyone wants to drink after watching this. I don't even want to go to work anymore. ! But for the sake of making money, I endured it.”

"Nima!! Is this something humans do?"

"Hey... little brother, why hasn't the wine I ordered been delivered yet?"

"It can't be delivered! The police will deliver it to you later. I was caught drinking and riding a motorcycle..."

At this time, Su Chen was at home.

Su Chen had already drank a whole bottle of liquor.

The alcohol has already set in.

He sat down,

After drinking the last glass of wine,

He recited the last two lines of his half-made-up poem:

"Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a cup of Erguotou..."

"Hundreds of poems about wine fighting, I am the immortal in wine..."

After chanting,

He seemed to be unable to hold on any longer, so he fell down with a bang and passed out drunkenly on the table.

Studio,

Because there are too many barrages,

Instant collapse...

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