Dad's comic life

"Really, after all this time, you are looking for a DIY self-service kitchen? Aren't you afraid of getting tired of eating?" Hao Ren reluctantly put the dishes on the table, pushed them with his elbows, and moved forward with chopsticks. The little girl who took a bite said: "I don't understand, wait until your father and I serve it before eating."

Then he pushed out a chair and sat down next to the little girl.

"snort!"

The little girl turned her head angrily, trying to push Hao Ren's chair aside forcefully, but after all, the girl only had the strength of a child.

After pushing for a few times and unable to move, he rolled his eyes at Hao Ren and moved the chair to the left to his mother's side.

Then he snorted again: "Bad daddy!"

ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ

Thinking of what happened this afternoon, the little girl was so angry!

She had a snowball fight with Daddy, but Daddy made a snowball bigger than her head. He ran up to her and threw it away, knocking her to the ground. Then he took out a shovel from somewhere. He shoveled the snow on himself as if he wanted to bury her!

The most disgusting thing is the action when shoveling snow!

She wanted to get up and fight back, but this bad dad stepped on her to prevent her from getting up! ! ! !

She decided to never talk to Dad again!

What a bully to a child!

This bad daddy has lost his baby.

Hao Ren looked at the angry little girl, and his heart was ready to tease her.

"Oh, no! Why did my chair move on its own? No, this chair is too powerful!" Hao Ren's chair moved crazily under Hao Ren's control, moving in the direction of the little girl. .

"!!!"

Seeing this, the little girl also moved her chair in the direction of Mama.

But the little girl is still a little girl after all. How can she, a tiny person, move such a big chair easily?

After a while, his body was pressed against Hao Ren's.

"Oh, it's not good, my hand, my hand!" Hao Ren grabbed his left hand with a painful look on his face: "Why does my hand move involuntarily towards Yueyue's face? It's not good, I have to rub it." Yue Yue’s face is broken! Ah, I understand, this must be the law of nature and it is irresistible!”

"Whoaaah!"

The little girl's face was rubbed continuously by Hao Ren, and she swung her hand holding the chopsticks randomly.

"Crack."

As a result, the chopsticks flew out accidentally and hit the bowl of Jiali's soup that was watching the father and daughter eating melon. The soup splashed on Sun Jiali's face.

"..." This made Sun Jiali's face suddenly darken, and words like words from hell came out of Sun Jiali's mouth: "You two..."

"Give me a good meal!"

"Da da"

After Sun Jiali was stunned, the father and daughter separated, looked at each other, snorted in unison, and prepared to eat obediently.

It's just a pity that this duration is a bit short.

The chopsticks of the father and daughter caught a fried chicken leg at the same time, which made the father and daughter look at each other again, with flames flashing in their eyes, and it was as if lightning could be seen popping out of the sky.

"Xiao Yueyue, you are so ignorant, can you eat this chicken leg?" Hao Ren scolded, clamping the chicken drumstick tightly with his chopsticks: "You are still a child, eating too much fried food is not good for your health! And you I’ve already eaten three, do you still want to eat the last one?”

How could the little girl let her go? This fried chicken leg is one of her favorite foods. This is war! It was Daddy who launched a war against her! Don't give in an inch!

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"Daddy, look at my children. Their parents pick up all the delicious food for their children to eat. Even if you usually eat my snacks, you want to eat my chicken legs today!!" The little girl didn't clamp the chicken legs. After all, it was better than eating them. She is definitely not as powerful as Bad Daddy.

So, she pressed the chicken legs with two small hands and a chopstick on each side to prevent her bad daddy from taking away the chicken legs.

"Besides, daddy, you eat as much as me!"

"Yueyue, what are you talking about?" Hao Ren rolled his eyes and his tone suddenly became serious: "Do you think I want to eat it by myself? You are too selfish, Yueyue, look at your mother's normal life How good is it to you? How many chicken drumsticks did she eat today? I’m going to give this last one to your mother! You can’t continue to be so selfish, I advise you to eat it!”

For Mom?

After hearing Hao Ren's confident words, the little girl was stunned subconsciously, and then the hand holding the drumstick couldn't help but relax a little.

Hao Ren took this opportunity to grab the chicken legs.

"Wow, daddy, you..."

Only then did the little girl realize that she had fallen into Daddy's scheme.

So she quickly stood up and wanted to pounce on Dad, but the next moment, her movements stopped.

Huh? Could it be that she thought wrong? There were many little question marks on the little girl's head.

Because she saw her daddy holding a chicken leg, she put the chicken leg in her own bowl with a gentle face, and then said in a sweet tone: "Wife, this is for you to eat."

"Thank you." Sun Jiali pursed her lips and stretched out her chopsticks to pick up the chicken legs.

Clip it up, get up, come...

Then Sun Jiali raised her head and looked at Hao Ren in confusion.

Because Hao Ren's chopsticks holding the chicken legs showed no signs of loosening at all, she couldn't eat them.

Then, the next moment, Hao Ren went on to say: "Well... wife, do you see how good I am to you? In order to give you this, I spent a lot of effort to grab such a chicken leg for you, so... Should you say something?"

express?

Sun Jiali's face showed a blush.

Could it be that she was asked to kiss him in front of the little girl? This is too...making her a little shy, right?

But soon, Hao Ren's words caused several black threads to hang on her head: "But you are my wife after all, so you don't want anything expensive, just leave this chicken drumstick to me. "

Just as Hao Ren praised his wit and was about to eat the chicken leg between his legs, he noticed that the drumstick seemed to have been cut off by someone in the air.

Looking around, Sun Jiali caught the chicken leg with her chopsticks, raised her mouth, smiled at Hao Ren, and then pointed at the chicken leg: "tui"

Then he winked at Hao Ren provocatively, as if to say, 'I've already spit, do you still want to eat? ’

However, Sun Jiali obviously underestimated Hao Ren's integrity.

Isn't it just saliva?

Once upon a time, Hirasaka Ryuji, a doctor at a famous hospital in an island country, once said: "How dare you say you love the woman you love even if you dare not eat her rice?"

Hao Ren still couldn't keep his mouth shut after eating that stuff, but saliva?