Dad's life

It's like everyone looks at the same thing and comes to different opinions.

"Don't you often go to Xinhua Bookstore to read?"

Xu Jianhua said, "Then you must have not forgotten the sentence "The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own beauty like jade""

Li Mu looked at Xu Jianhua with confusion.

He did not speak, because Li Mu knew that Xu Jianhua would definitely give him an answer next.

Sure enough.

"What does the Golden House represent!?"

Xu Jianhua asked himself and answered, "What is Yan Ruyu, who represents money!" According to the Han Dynasty records, "her eyebrows are like jade, her waist is thin and willow-shaped, and her smile is stunning." Therefore, Yan Ruyu is a person who makes people feel very special just by looking at it.

Stunning beauty, now do you understand the true meaning of studying!? It is to make you money and give you the qualification to harm beauties, not to go home to cook and take care of the children."

Speaking.

Xu Jianhua reached out and patted Li Mu on the shoulder, and said solemnly, "Believe in the ancestors, because the ancestors will not deceive us younger generations. Their words are summed up after thousands of years of blood and tears."

"..."

Li Mu has a toothache.

Xu Jianhua, an old boy, is quite educated.

"There are thousands of bells in the book, there is a house of gold in the book, and there is a face like jade in the book." It comes from "Li Xue Pian" written by Zhao Heng, Emperor Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty. Zhao Kuangyin rebelled against Chen Qiao and was able to open the Song Dynasty.

He was alert both physically and mentally, so he formulated a national policy that devalued military personnel from participating in politics and replaced them with a political system of scholar-bureaucrats.

So the meaning of this poem is to make people read more and practice martial arts less.

Rather than what Xu Jianhua said, "Studying is just to make money and beauties."

Of course.

"Yan Ruyu' does have that meaning.

Because Li Mu remembered the last sentence of Yan Ruyu in the book, which seemed to be "Don't hate an unscrupulous matchmaker when marrying a wife", so simply putting aside the historical background, Xu Jianhua's interpretation is really not wrong.

"By the way, now that Sophie has resigned, what kind of assistant are you going to hire?"

Xu Jianhua asked.

"No need to recruit"

Li Mu did not hesitate and said directly, "Just give me the pony."

Mention ponies.

Today's oil price immediately came to Li Mu's mind.

Already eight dollars and thirty-eight cents.

If Xiao Ma is transferred to him, Li Mu knows without thinking that he will never need to pay for gas from now on.

In addition to "one more box", Li Mu also admires the pony's ability to flatter the horse.

Although many colleagues nicknamed him a "flattery" behind his back, this is the way society is.

Especially everyone’s abilities and talents are different.

Some people are suitable for doing things.

Some people are suitable for flattery.

Li Mu has been a director for several years and has never had the chance to try it before, so he also wanted to try the charm of sugar-coated bullets.

"Not given"

Xu Jianhua decisively refused, saying, "I can introduce you to any of my ex-wives you like, but not Xiao Ma."

"You change it"

Li Mu is indeed very optimistic about Xiao Ma.

Regardless of "One more box" or being on call, Xiao Ma has done well. In the words of Zeng Xiaoxian in Love Apartment, "The leader's request is my pursuit, the leader's encouragement is my motivation, and the leader's encouragement is my motivation."

My thoughts are my actions, my leader’s expression is my mood, and my leader’s hobbies are my hobbies."

If it weren't for Xu Jianhua, he wouldn't have a lover yet.

Xiao Ma might as well take care of her as his lover.

This is a talent.

He usually doesn't show off his appearance, but he always uses his light brilliance to gently caress Xu Jianhua at work.

Because of this, Xu Jianhua, who had changed so many wives, was still reluctant to change his wife.

Li Mu usually sees it in his eyes.

I am also very envious.

"Don't you like good figures!? I'm going to recruit one this time"

Li Mu said.

"No"

Xu Jianhua shook his head stubbornly and said, "Xiao Ma, I've used it for so many years and I'm used to it. Except that he can't sleep with me like my wife, he does better than my wife in other aspects."

Speaking.

Xu Jianhua raised his fingers and began to count Xiaoma's advantages in detail, saying, "Bring me breakfast in the morning. At noon, I don't need to ask, so I go to my favorite restaurant to pack a few dishes and come back. Every time I don't have my cigarette."

Smoking, an unopened cigarette has been put in my desk drawer. Occasionally if there is something missing at home, a phone call will be sent to it immediately. When he sees that my clothes are dirty, he quickly takes them to the dry cleaners to clean them. To be honest, he wants

Even if he's not a man, I want to marry him, so Xiaoma, don't even think about it. As long as he works in Tiancheng Company for one day, he will be mine for one day, but it's not easy for you to open your mouth once, so be it! I will marry you a few times.

An ex-wife who is not yet married is asking out. Which one do you like, I will let you be your lover. Don’t worry, I know you got the marriage certificate and I promise to prevent them from affecting your marriage. Just treat it as an outsider.

A colorful flag"

"..."

Li Mu was completely defeated.

This old boy Xu Jianhua is really unwilling to drag him into trouble!

Ex-wife.

He is not Cao Mengde who likes other people's wives, but this shows that Xu Jianhua, an old boy, is addicted to taking advantage of pony friends. After he bites the pony, he doesn't want to let go until he can't afford a wife in this life.
"Hey!"

Seeing that Li Mu was unmoved, Xu Jianhua quickly changed the subject and said, "Why didn't you ask how many years my wife was sentenced to!?"

"What's the point of asking?"

Li Mu replied, "The crime of intentional homicide will definitely be lifeless!"

"No deadline!?"

Xu Jianhua laughed sarcastically and said, "You are overthinking. I asked Wang Qixian and he said that a situation like mine is called attempted murder. According to the criminal law, the sentence is not less than three years but not more than ten years. If I die, she will be sentenced to death or death."

Life imprisonment. As for someone who died saving me, the sentence will definitely be slightly higher, but it will not exceed ten years. And since she had a stomachache for someone else’s child, I can only sue for compensation."

"Isn't it illegal!?"

Li Mu asked.

"If the relationship is broken, you can file for divorce, but it does not violate the law and is not illegal."

Xu Jianhua took a sip of wolfberry tea and then smiled and said, "Li Mu, there have always been two jokes in this world. First, talking about rules with honest people, and second, talking about human rights with people who break laws and disciplines. And she is pregnant, even if she goes to jail.

I can temporarily serve my sentence outside prison, so now I really envy the women living in China, they are so happy."

"What if it was you!?"

Li Mu asked subconsciously.

"Me!?"

Xu Jianhua pointed at himself, and then said helplessly, "I lied on the train and gave birth to a child with another woman. That should be considered bigamy. In addition, I pushed her and caused other people to lose their lives. I'm afraid I will be sentenced to life!?"

Xu Jianhua's words were ambiguous.

Like Li Mu, he doesn't know much about criminal law.

The only thing I know is that I can't get pregnant, so don't even think about serving a sentence outside prison or suspending my sentence. I can take as many years as I want, not a day more, and not a day less.

Men.

Sometimes they are indeed the vulnerable groups in this society.

Worse than the old, weak, sick and disabled.

"Let me tell you another joke"

Xu Jianhua's humor today was really too strong, and he continued, "I went to the police station yesterday afternoon to ask my wife to sign a divorce agreement. Do you know what she said!? She said she was joking with me when she pushed me, and she also said she

She loves me very much and explained that she just made a mistake that most women make, so she plans to spend the rest of her life making it up to me and hopes that I will forgive her."

The corners of Li Mu's mouth twitched violently.

A familiar script.

The same acting skills.

Exactly the same lines.

This seems to have become a common excuse for modern women to make mistakes.