Dad's life
Chapter 314 Different meanings
Li Mu has read some reports before.
It was probably because some parents were driven crazy and angry because they taught their children to do homework, and Li Mu only thought it was due to the parents' impatient personalities.
Now that his son has entered the first grade, Li Mu truly feels that it is not that the parents are hot-tempered or impatient at all, but that teaching children to do homework is indeed challenging the parents' endurance and survival limits all the time.
It's like participating in Mr. Pei's "Wild Life Saving".
A little careless.
Getting sick from anger is a trivial matter.
If it’s serious, you could be pissed off.
And the important reason why Li Mu is still intact.
After finishing math problems with his son, he did not dare to check carefully and only took "done" as the final criterion.
He is afraid.
After carefully checking myself, I have to lie in the intensive care unit tonight for intubation treatment.
But compared to mathematics.
His son’s Chinese is quite good.
Teacher Zhou told him that Ranran’s Chinese teacher said that Ranran was very spiritual, thought in an eclectic way, and always had unexpected insights.
Li Mu didn't know the meaning behind this comment.
However, he just took it as a compliment to his family, Ran Ran. As for "thinking outside the box", now the Chinese language is mainly read from the text and memorized by rote. Whether his son has jumped out of the five elements is not within the scope of Li Mu's consideration.
After all, the teacher just appreciates it.
"Dad"
Ranran called out.
When Li Mu heard his son calling him, his heart suddenly felt frightened.
Seeing that Li Mu ignored her, Ranran threw herself into Li Mu's arms, put her hands around his neck, and asked, "If I don't study well, will you hit me!?"
"..."
Li Mu was speechless for a while.
His son is obviously getting vaccinated.
The young man has learned to lay the groundwork first and then get the result.
The means are quite impressive.
"Tell me! Will it happen?"
The little guy shook Li Mu's head and said, "I am your son, and it is not my fault that I am not good at studying. After all, I have inherited your IQ."
"That means I'm sorry for you!?"
Li Mu's facial muscles twitched violently several times.
No matter how good he is at studying, his son's knowledge is really broad, and he actually already knows what "heredity" is.
"Yeah"
However.
Li Ran nodded seriously, then smiled and said, "But you are my father. Since you have said you are sorry, I will definitely forgive you."
"..."
Li Mu was stunned.
Did he just mean to apologize?
However, he did not dwell on this matter. After all, his son's thinking structure seemed to be different from that of many children today. He only intercepted what was beneficial to him and ignored the aspects that were not beneficial to him. He reached out and pinched his son's face. Li Mu said angrily, "
Fortunately, I only have a son like you. If I had another son, I would have to beat you up tonight."
"How do you know this is not a son in my belly!?"
At this time.
Teacher Zhou, who was leaning on the sofa with one arm around his daughter and the other on his lower abdomen, suddenly became unhappy and asked, "Or do you not want to have a son with me!?"
"I"
Li Mu scratched his head in embarrassment and nodded helplessly, "I hope, I definitely hope."
He hopes for nothing.
Of course, he has already lost half his life.
If there is another one, will he still be alive?
A son is like a fatal dart. Two sons are like a pair of fatal darts. The older one shoots one dart, the younger one shoots one dart. The brothers join forces and send their father flying directly.
No matter how many daughters he has, Li Mu will not worry.
Now he is really afraid that Teacher Zhou also has a son in his belly.
"Alas"
I noticed that the expression on Li Mu's face was a bit reluctant.
Teacher Zhou directly let go of Si Ning, got up and walked to Li Mu. Her clear eyes stared at him and said, "Your expression already told me the answer. Li Mu, I didn't find that you favor girls over boys."
What’s wrong, of course, you’re not willing to give me a spanking even though you’re usually so noisy, why do you look so unhappy when it’s my turn to give birth!?”
"No way"
Li Mu gritted his teeth and explained, "You can give birth to a child, whether it's a boy or a girl, I like them all."
"Dad, ignore mom"
The little guy slapped Li Mu over the head and stopped him from talking to Teacher Zhou. Instead, he turned around and snorted at Teacher Zhou, saying, "Who do you think you are, giving birth to a boy if you want to have a boy!?"
"My mother can give birth"
Little Si Ning was unhappy and quickly stood by Teacher Zhou to give her mother the greatest support.
"Do you think your mother is as powerful as my mother? Otherwise, why are you a girl!?"
Li Ran is quite aggressive and his words are extremely sharp.
"Okay, okay"
Seeing the sudden change in Teacher Zhou's face, his hands gradually began to clenched, and he seemed to be taking action, Li Mu hurriedly advised, "Stop talking, let's go to bed."
"Dad, I haven't taken a shower yet"
Ran Ran gave a reminder.
"Then daddy will take you to take a bath now"
Li Mu said helplessly.
A whole night was wasted on his son.
"Let my little mom help me wash it"
Speaking.
Ranran opened her hands to Teacher Zhou and shouted, "Mom, come and take me to take a bath"
"I can't give birth to a son"
Teacher Zhou is not in a good mood.
"Ayo!"
Li Ran immediately changed his attitude and said with a smile, "I'm joking with you, why do you still take it seriously? Come on! Come and hug me. My dad always puts shampoo in my eyes, but you still know how to wash them, and I
It’s your son, it’s your blessing to help him take a bath, don’t hesitate to be blessed.”
Speaking.
Li Ran licked his young face, stretched his neck, and when Teacher Zhou retreated to dodge, he pouted and "rippled" on her soft cheeks.
Then he wrapped his arms around her neck and didn't let go.
"Mom, let's go! Give your son a bath"
The little guy smiled.
"So thick-skinned"
Teacher Zhou pinched Ranran's face and said angrily, "I don't know how your father, such an honest man, could give birth to a son like you!?"
"I was not born by my father"
The little guy replied subconsciously.
Li Mu's eyes were suffocated.
The anger instantly broke through the zero limit, and he raised his hand to slap his son, but before the slap fell on Ranran, it suddenly turned into the warm touch of a loving father to his children, because Ranran added another sentence.
"I was born by my mother."
One sentence.
I was abruptly split into two sentences by this little guy.
Moreover, the meanings represented by the previous sentence and the latter sentence are obviously completely different.
The former.
It’s so damn easy to cause a family tragedy.
"Little beast"
No matter how good-tempered and high-quality Li Mu is, he still can't help but curse.
Leading Si Ning back to the bedroom, Li Mu turned on the TV in the bedroom and called up the little girl's favorite "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf". He picked up the book on the bedside and started reading at will. Because a lifelong event was solved, Li Mu's life also changed.
Live the way he wants.
In just one or two months, his weight increased by four or five pounds.
It's like every meal is mixed with pig feed.
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